episode_0048

I don’t know why Sophia did the matching. Honestly, wasn’t it a good atmosphere? When did the goddess who was so engrossed in the kiss that she couldn’t escape come to her senses?

Still, it’s a benefit because he didn’t resist when I said he would punish me. If you do this, you won’t be sad at all that it ended with just a kiss and a butt massage.

Since I made a mistake, I will accept unreasonable demands. Like an erotic doujinshi. What I ask for is also to follow the erotic doujinshi.

“Cheonsol!”

“Did you call me?”

Cheonsol, holding Ranran, came out as soon as he was called. As soon as everyone gathered, we moved to the Colosseum.

“No, what is this all of a sudden? Isn’t today’s battle over?”

“Sophia did the matching.”

“Master? Hmm… I guess I understand what’s going on.”

The women’s gazes crossed. I’ve never learned female language, so I don’t know why they do that. It’s such a complex creature.

It looks busy, so pay attention and check who the person is.

[RNK. 36 Chi Chi King]

Despite his cute name, a god with a disgusting appearance stood across from the Colosseum.

Being undead is nice, but why leave flesh on the bones and make it disgusting? God would have been able to neatly adjust the appearance.

Is this the so-called stagnant kerma? In my prime, I also use a fluorescent purple avatar so I can understand it.

-Goddess of undefeated victory…

Chichi King made a metal scraping sound. Cheonsol frowned and shook his head.

“That’s a creepy tone. My ears hurt.”

“You hate it that much?”

“Vampirs are a race of people with sensitive ears, although not as sensitive as elves. During the battle, I will provide adequate protection with my internal energy, but I can’t waste my internal energy now.”

“I’ll help you.”

Both of Cheonsol’s hands were sealed because of Ranran. Like a scene from the famous movie “Leon,” he walked up behind Cheonsol and covered his ears with his hands.

-Crazy minion and Absolu’s regret… they get along well…

“Crazy minion?”

“Absolu’s regret?”

Cheonsol and I spoke at the same time. What on earth did this guy called Real Man say to the community that every scene I met told me I was crazy?

“Sophia. Please tell me what the post written by a real man is.”

“Pheup. no. Only I will see it.”

“Because it is lethal, one additional punishment stack is added.”

“…”

He knocked down Sophia, who was making fun of the wrong topic. Even if you make a pitiful face later, don’t look at me.

The poor thing is my Juji, who was moderately heated but was forced to take a break. The sadness was so overwhelming that I couldn’t even shed tears and just hung my head down.

-Arachne posted a post… She said she got an all-kill after being countered by Vampir…

“I’m sorry, but can you please not blur my words?”

The voice itself is annoying, like the sound of scratching on a blackboard, and it even muddies the words, making me feel frustrated.

Is this a sophisticated tactic to tire out the opponent before the battle begins? We can’t lose either.

“Kkiss!!!”

“Surprise!”

“Are you really crazy?”

I screamed to threaten Chichi King, but strict Sophia and Cheonsol took splash damage. They converted the splash into direct damage and returned it to me.

My back hurts…

-Crazy person…

“Crazy corpse…”

-I don’t want to play with words… Let’s start the battle…

[RNK. 36 Trainer Chichi King sent out the first minion.]

[Minion – Skeleton King Chichi]

Unlike its owner, the pure white bone stepped on the sand and stood tall. I quickly scanned him.

The bones are beautiful and the pelvis is wide. She must have been a beauty when she was alive.

“Ha… I thought it would be impossible, but it turned out to be an undead. Arachne’s original wife was superior in compatibility. This time they are polar opposites.”

” Cheonsol, take a break this time. You had a hard time earlier.”

“Okay.”

“John.”

Sophia hinted. Let’s shake off the emotions from earlier and focus on the battle.

“I will win everything.”

“I will believe it.”

“You know when I get an all-kill, right?”

“Ugh, hmmm.”

I can hear the threshold for what can be requested rising. Come to think of it, we even kissed, but why didn’t our bond rank increase?

Do I have to do more to go up? good. After the battle, I had one more excuse to use.

[RNK. 84 Trainer Sofia sent out the first minion.]

[Minion – Human John]

I stood facing Skeleton King Chi-Chi. I didn’t notice it when I looked down from the top of the Colosseum, but Chi-Chi was a head taller than me.

“You. Are you a woman?”

-A crazy guy who asks a skeleton about its gender.

Chichi has been arguing from the beginning. As I opened my mouth to curse, I heard Sophia cry out.

“John you! What gender does a skeleton have? I really can’t live because of you!”

“It’s beyond imagination. I’m glad Ranran is sleeping.”

This anger caused by nagging. I will break your bones and untie you.

[Sheep trainer is ready.]

[Battle begins!]

The battle started, but no one moved.

-Crazy person. Just stand there. I’m coming.

The year, not a human cub, moved, but I stood still and grasped Chichi’s skeleton.

I earned a lot of divinity, but I was dragged into battle before I could even say a word to buy the Neigongshinbeop, so I couldn’t read the mana.

However, we were able to determine Chi-Chi’s mobility and weight through the skeleton’s stride length and the depth of the footprints left on the sand.

You’re on the same level as me who didn’t use impregnation. If I don’t use mana, I won’t lose power. The difference in mobility can be overcome through foot skills.

“I roughly understood it. Your level.”

-You are a good person who listens well! Become my people!

“If you become a skeleton, is it possible to have skeleton sex?”

Chi-Chi suddenly stopped and raised both arms to block the way. Although its eye sockets were empty, it seemed like it was glaring at me.

-True madness… Chichi… I won’t make that human one of my own people, so feel free to kill him…

-You are within the radius of Chichi King’s death aura.

-I just turned it off…

I don’t know what Death Aura is, but it’s a huge advantage. Our ancestors paid off a thousand-nyang debt with a single word, and our great descendants neutralized their skills with a single word.

“Accept the spirit of Joseon!”

Taking advantage of Chi-Chi’s chatter with the minister, he suddenly threw his sword. The sword flew in a straight line without shaking and got lodged between Chi-Chi’s ribs.

-Did you throw away your weapon?

“John! really! A little! Really!!”

” Blunt weapons are more effective against skeletons than swords. ”

Sophia doesn’t know this because she’s not a gamer. In virtual reality games of the 22nd century, blunt weapons must be used to inflict 50% additional damage to undead.

“Yohan doesn’t have any blunt weapons!”

“My fist is a blunt weapon.”

A person without any talent would have broken his fist while pounding on a bone, but the fist of an iron man breaks bones.

“Female Skeleton! Receive Joseon’s fist!”

-I felt tired for the first time after becoming a skeleton. Let’s finish it quickly.

Chi-Chi summoned a blunt weapon made of bone out of thin air. I threw the sword thinking it was the same bare hand, but you summoned a weapon?

“This is a foul!”

-Are there any fouls in battle?

Chi-Chi, holding the weapon with both hands, took long steps and swung the blunt weapon. It was so strong that you could hear the sound of air being torn apart, but the route was so honest.

He kept acting crazy and crazy, so I guess he thought I was really crazy. I simply lowered my head to dodge and Chi-Chi came within the gap between me.

When a martial artist fights an opponent with a weapon, the most important thing is to close the gap, but thanks to Chi-Chi’s carelessness, this was easily solved.

There is a saying that well begun is half done. The battle against Chichi was half won.

“Fire Ball!”

-You were a magic swordsman?

Chi-Chi hurriedly retrieved the blunt weapon and took an evasive action, but nothing happened. Taking advantage of the bitch’s poor posture, he hit her leg with all his might.

Kwasik

Chi-Chi’s shinbone was cracked. It was stronger than expected, but too soft to withstand Joseon’s fist.

-You lied!

“She’s an asshole on the inside.”

-Ugh!

An ominous aura bloomed from the skeleton’s body. Is it a buff? Or defense?

“It’s a skill that restores bones and enhances durability with magical power!”

“Nice coaching!”

Sophia, who I used to watch every day, finally pays for the meal. What are you going to do by strengthening durability? The number of things that will break after two hits has only increased to three.

“Fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee!”

-profit! Fly a little! Don’t run around, fly!

“I don’t even understand the brainless undead analogy! Stupid undead!”

-Aaaah!

Chi-Chi swung the blunt weapon hard, but did not hit even a single hit.

“Slow.”

He dug in next to him and struck Chi-Chi on the head with the blunt object blowing sand. Although her square jaw was cracked, Chi-Chi did not lose consciousness.

Since you’re an undead, you don’t have a brain to shake. If this happens, it is a change in strategy.

“Head! chest! ship! Head!”

The three-tiered structure of ants! Avoid all enemy attacks and focus only your own attacks!

-Chichi… use your skills…

-Men, come out!

Five skeletons appeared through the ground. One is a shield soldier, two are swordsmen, and the remaining two are archers.

It’s a well-balanced combination. But Chi-Chi, the Skeleton King, is also attacking me, so what can I do?

He jumped over the shield soldier who was trying to block his path. He narrowed the distance, dodging the emotionally charged skeleton sword warrior’s sword by just a fraction of a page, and spread his arms to both sides.

“Double Lariat!”

The neck bones of the two sword fighters were blown off. The headless body swung the sword, but it did not have time to apply its strength, so it only scratched the skin.

Likewise, the arrow couldn’t even pierce my body. It was just a scratch on my skin.

-Skin strengthening skills?

Surprised, he hit the sword handle lodged in Chi-Chi’s ribs. The sword dug deep like a chisel into a hammer and broke my ribs.

He grabbed the sword that was about to fall after losing its support, swung it, and cut off Chi-Chi’s limbs. It’s a normal grade item, so the sun shines brightly.

-It’s not over yet!

Chi-Chi’s disassembled bones were reassembled, surrounded by an ominous aura. I could just break it again, but it makes me lose strength for no reason.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

“Hello. Today is Skeleton Smashing ASMR. Are you feeling sleepy?”

-Shut up! Please shut up!

“Haaam. They say simple tasks are the most boring thing in the world.”

As she yawned, Chi-Chi’s aura spread out in all directions.

“It’s a skill! It’s dangerous if you touch it!”

I understand without warning you.

-I can do this easily…

“It was boring, so just die.”

He easily dodged it and then smashed Chi-Chi’s bone.