episode_0046

One of Elsia’s characteristics.

The fact that you are easily influenced by people around you.

When Choi Da-eun left and Jeong A-yeon and I received the food.

Hyeji and Elsia have almost finished eating.

A situation where too much time has been wasted on Choi Da-eun.

I started eating quickly so as not to be late for my next class.

“Honey, but is it really okay if you don’t know my body size?”

“First, fix that weird unit. And don’t open things like that carelessly.”

“If you open that in front of me, I’ll really get into trouble.”

“Yes, I understand. You are a very considerate man.”

My hand stopped for a moment.

I thought I heard wrong.

I was caught in a trance by the sudden verbal abuse and started coughing repeatedly.

“Keuk! Kkuk! Kkuk! What? What did you say?”

“Oh my! Sir, you ate too much. You should chew your food thoroughly with strong jaw.”

I heard you correctly.

I hoped that wasn’t the case.

It was a real fucking mess.

“Elsia, are you crazy? Are you really trying to make me sick today?”

“Elsia Sojourner? Have you really come to your senses since earlier?”

“Grandma, just say dementia. Yard-pound and bullshit. There’s really no way to get a grip.”

“That’s weird. When the women over there try to seduce a man, they say that’s the best pick-up line.”

Elsia tilted her head and pointed somewhere with her hand.

It is a space where there are literally huge masses.

Looking closely, I saw that similar species, including the Maggal who had been pounded with a tonkatsu hammer, were eating their food while breathing heavily.

And they even stacked several bowls on top of each other.

Even from a distance, there was fog surrounding them.

I’m talking about the Paowun that came out of the pigs’ bodies.

[They are five hundred million times larger than normal people.]

‘No, fuck. If you say something like that, I’ll kill you.’

Looking at that sight, I couldn’t help but sigh.

“I didn’t clean up the fucking pig farm. It’s my fault.”

“Shinwoo, those guys are like lumps of grease, so they’ll probably catch fire easily. Can I light them just once and come back?”

“Confucius? Young lady? Stop for a moment. Killing a pig without permission is considered property damage.”

Teaching Elsia such dog-like things.

Instinctively, strength is put into the fist that is clenched.

Elsia tilted her head in confusion.

“They say there is no word more effective than this to attract a man’s attention?”

“I managed to get your attention elsewhere, damn it.”

What really caught my attention was the success.

I mean, in a bad way.

“My sister is old, and she even has hair decorations? Are you buying mutual aid insurance?”

“Oh my~ Those women over there do have breasts?”

Meanwhile, Hyeji and Elsia each swung sharp knives.

“……Rotten tree year.”

“……cuboid year.”

Soon the two began to look at each other with sharp gazes.

But right now my only concern is those little pigs.

‘As expected, what those kids needed was not education, but slaughter.’

[What a waste of air.]

‘Go, chews.’

Jeong Ah-yeon took the several application forms she usually carried with her and went to the pig farm table and threw them down.

The pig farm table was instantly engulfed in rage.

[They’re lumps of oil, so they’ll burn up quickly. But is it worth fighting them?]

‘The person who sees the trash should clean it up.’

Everyone looked at me and showed their anger without holding back.

Except for one person.

That one person was none other than Magal, who had confirmed my face.

As soon as Magal saw me, he escaped from the pig farm table with the help of a thousand-pound knife.

Maybe the previous Donkatsu hammer was a trauma.

However, the other piglets began to whine even more when they saw this.

“Hannam Sochuya! How dare you attack a first-class citizen!”

“Since when has Korea given citizenship to piglets? Hurry up and fill out the application. I’ll kill them all in the sparring room.”

“How dare you, a third-class citizen, hang out with first-class citizens! You, a man who has been eliminated, have big dreams!”

Despite all that talk, the piglets made no attempt to fill out the application form.

Did he instinctively know that it was dangerous?

If it was beastly, it was beastly.

“Hey you brats. Are you scared of Attak?”

“You’re so confident that you beat Magal, Ligiya! Magal was the weakest of us all, Ligiya!”

“Now that I look at it, your steps are trembling with fear.”

You little pigs are getting upset at my words.

He knows he’s a pig, but when I point it out to him, he starts to get quite angry.

“Everyday is a dreaming day! Let me show you the reality, Hannam-ah!”

“You fucking punks are going to pay the price for teaching Elsia that shit.”

A group of pigs who filled out the application for Dalian in an instant.

Looking at the applicants’ names, everyone was busy writing down their nicknames.

Six points nine. Defeat beauty. Preservation of strength.

Besides these, there were many other names that were dizzying just to look at.

[Aren’t those just writing? Why is there oil on the paper?]

‘Tsk, the broth will flow in that short amount of time?’

I submitted the application with the least amount of oil on it.

Naturally, the employee receiving the application received the oily side, and his expression turned sour in real time.

[My heart aches for no reason. That’s a tough job, I hear.]

‘I’m sorry, but what can I do? They’re getting paid to do it too.’

The original plan was to just beat them during the actual training session.

For two reasons, I had no choice but to drift to sparring after school.

One is that unless you are a combined student, you cannot practice during practical training time.

Surprisingly, the pig farm group is of the same level.

Thanks to that, he said that he would combine the gold level and the class during the practical training time.

On the other hand, I combine the silver and iron grades.

Therefore, it is impossible to meet each other during practical training time.

Naturally, sparring is also impossible.

The other one is the final exams that are just around the corner.

The final exam involves fighting random monsters.

So there was a solid reason to be faithful in preparing for him.

‘Fighting the Heavenly Horse itself was a rather unusual case. It was more intense than hunting a monster.’

[It would have been less difficult if you hadn’t said such nonsense as ‘Cheonma Chaekjeong’ in the first place.]

Anyway, as soon as all classes were over, I went straight to the training hall.

The visiting professor this time is Professor Pil-Yong.

“Shinwoo, can you catch them all?”

“Don’t worry. I can squeeze out some oil for you if you need it.”

“……You don’t need that, so just be modest.”

Besides, there were quite a few people there, enough to play Toto.

They must have gathered because of the news that they were cleaning up a dirty group.

However, both had similar odds.

Maybe it’s because of the way I’ve acted so far.

It seemed difficult to expect any more reversals.

Still, the amount of money at stake for the pig farm team was greater than expected.

Judging from the hostile gazes the rebels gave me, I could tell they had been through quite a bit in the previous reversal.

Meanwhile, some students, including Hyeji, Elsia, and Jeong A-yeon, walked towards me.

“Confucius! You’re going to win anyway, so do whatever you want!”

“Shinwoo, am I sleeping? The fucking fight is so petty I feel like I’m going to die.”

“Sir! This time, when I earn money, I’ll put all of our ‘Elf’ coins in it to cheer you on!”

“Hey, fuck. Elsia, stop it!”

[Even if I earn money, there is nothing left.]

‘Elf Coins. Fuck, really.’

In that moment, the earth shook.

The cause is the giant chunks of flesh that are walking towards the training ground, making a loud noise in the distance.

Take out the pork cutlet hammer prepared accordingly.

“Hannam-ah! Are you ready to fall below third-class citizens?”

“You guys are not recyclables, you’re regular trash, right?”

After a while.

After the visiting professor’s usual remarks,

The training system was activated.

It was the beginning of a massacre.

***

The results of the match were extremely one-sided.

That makes sense, since Magal had already escaped a long time ago.

As a result, the difficulty of conquering the pig farm family has been greatly reduced.

Moreover, strangely enough, hitting the head once with the tonkatsu hammer would immediately stun it.

It really is like a pig counter.

[Even Monster Hunter doesn’t get knocked out so easily.]

‘Even if it’s a little bit, it’ll stick. It’s a one-shot, really.’

The only difficult opponent is a large woman called the ‘Innocent Widow’.

Quick movements that don’t match his size. A gun that he handles better than you’d think.

Those two factors alone made the approach more difficult than it might seem.

However, apart from the trickiness, the ending was extremely bland.

The White Widow tried to dodge the Mjolnir I threw with a backflip.

But it seemed like he was brimming with confidence.

That was the problem.

The moment the giant made a half turn, gravity mercilessly threw its body down to the ground.

Quite deeply, as if paying karma for the weight that had piled up.

As a result, he suffocated on his own before I could hit him.

[……If someone saw it, they would think it was a sudden dive.]

‘It doesn’t make much difference whether you fall from a high place or just now.’

Anyway, what’s good is good.

After quickly clearing out all the pigs.

I returned to where my group was.

“Sir! You’re so cool! I’ll put another one in to commemorate that!”

“You crazy bitch! Stop!!!”

But Elsia quickly shouted before putting the coin in.

“Oh, this is not a plan, it’s a notice. I already put it in 35 minutes ago.”

“……At least Ozymandias has intelligence, you ignorant elf.”

Elsia, who has already run.

In places like this, the execution power was surprisingly abundant.

Then a question came to mind.

“What the fuck, how did you manipulate my phone! I even have the password!”

“My hobby is stalking! Of course I know everything about you, sir!”

“……My hobby is reading.”

“Of course I know that too!”

My head started to hurt.

I decided to definitely change my password later.

And he looked at Elsia and muttered in anguish.

What the hell is that crazy junk coin?

“Why on earth did you put it there?”

“Don’t worry! It’s going to go crazy! For sure!”

“Ha…”

Elsia is quite confident.

I wondered what he believed and why he did that.

Meanwhile, Hyeji wakes up, rubs her eyes, and speaks to me in a tone that still leaves her sleepy.

“Haam…Shinwoo, are you done? Let’s go eat.”

“Hyeji, buy me some food just for today.”

“…..Yeah.”

money.

It is like the dew at dawn, and it disappears quickly.

Never, it’s not because it’s not in my bank account.

***

My skills registration process.

Even though I wasn’t doing it myself, I was curious about the progress.

I heard that there have already been seven rejections.

The government’s position is that it cannot accept the existence of an ability that only allows simple physical strengthening.

‘If I reveal my abilities, will I be treated as a lunatic or a crazy person?’

[…Isn’t that the same as it is now?]

‘개새끼야.’

[Even if it were to be opened, who would believe it? There would be no crazy person who would reveal that he had regressed.]

Close your eyes and imagine explaining your abilities to a government official.

In my imagination, I am speaking very passionately.

On the other hand, the listener just makes an indifferent expression.

“You regressed? Anyway, you did! I saw it.”

“……Let’s go.”

“Where to?”

“It’s a mental hospital.”

I’m about to end up in a mental hospital again before I even graduate.

However, it may be better if the ability is not registered.

As a result, you are treated as an incompetent person.

This leads to the greatest advantage of being less shackled compared to other abilities.

[Issuing security cards and certificates for those with abilities was a bit harsh.]

‘Registering a business for the capable is also a problem.’

[If I were treated as an incompetent person without those shackles, I would pay less taxes.]

‘It would be easy to process insurance, too.’

Even if it gets registered, there won’t be a big problem.

Until that is done, it will be someone else who suffers, not me.

[You? But wouldn’t it be the worst if you registered at a really unlucky time?]

‘How bad could it be?’

But at that time, I didn’t know.

If you’re going to handle such an important matter like this like shit.

Let’s see what kind of snowball will occur.