episode_0045

All of us, except Elsia, were heading to the cafeteria after class for lunch.

“So, Confucius, what are you going to do with Miss Elsia?”

“I don’t know. But it’s too dangerous to ignore.”

[If you ignore it, you’ll definitely turn into a yandere who will chase you for the rest of your life.]

‘Jangsujong is really a piece of shit. Please nerf it a bit.’

However, Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon seemed to have perceived the reason I was scared differently.

In the first place, the two had no way of knowing the details of Elsia’s return, so it would have been natural.

“Is that because he is the representative of the World Tree? If you ignore him at that level, you will be in big trouble.”

“Shinwoo, then should I go burn the World Tree and come back?”

“……You could do it, but wouldn’t that start a war with the elves?”

Of course Hyeji would be able to do it.

However, war just breaks out.

“Then why don’t we just burn all the elves who start a war?”

“……Isn’t this our Academy novel now? Not an apocalypse novel?”

The wisdom to eliminate the very cause of war.

In some ways, it is indeed trustworthy.

Just then, we arrived at the restaurant.

The first thing I saw was Elsia running towards me, waving her hand.

As for the escort elf, she hasn’t been seen around since the first day.

Looks like it’s not working properly anymore.

Regardless, Elsia still smiled brightly and opened her mouth.

“Sir! Today, I’m going to tell you some special information about myself!”

“Oh my~ My sister, I’m telling you that I finally made a reservation for the funeral. I’ll leave a generous condolence money.”

“Don’t worry. My coffin won’t be flat like our Hyeji’s.”

Hyeji and Elsia were still the same.

Anyway, since I had something to say that would make Elsia come looking for me, I decided to go back to the original topic.

“Anyway, what information is this?”

“You don’t know my body size yet?”

“Please let me know.”

“김신우 개새끼야, 미쳤어?”

Hyeji’s gaze glares at me fiercely.

But this is really important.

No matter how scared Hyeji is, she must know this.

“Listen. She’s 5.74 feet tall and her weight is a secret. Feel her chest to find out how many inches she’s measuring-”

“Hey, wait a minute, what?”

I thought I heard wrong.

But what Elsia says again is…

“I’m embarrassed, but I’ll say it again for you, sir. I’m 5.74 feet tall-”

It proved that I hadn’t misheard at all.

Unacceptable unit.

In an instant, blood begins to boil in my head.

And I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t tolerate this.

Everyone except Elsia reacted similarly.

“AAAHHHH!!!!! Get that damned unit out of the way!!!!”

“Is my sister really crazy? Inches? She doesn’t use the metric system? Is grandma really crazy?”

“Elsia Sojourner. No matter what, this is crossing the line.”

[Have you ever seen such a piece of crap unit!!]

‘I admit, that’s a piece of crap.’

Then Elsia tilted her head as if she didn’t know why.

“Oh my, why is everyone like that? Isn’t it true that the metric system is becoming less rare because it is so commonly used?”

“Shut up.”

“Shut up.”

“Shut up.”

[Shut up.]

At that moment, a fucking memory that had been buried in my head came to mind.

I just remembered meeting the unicorns.

Apparently, according to the dialogue of the unicorns, they had come to the wrong place while trying to meet the elves.

“Elsia, have any unicorns ever been to your forest or something?”

“Yes! That’s right! How do you know that, sir?”

Maybe unicorns use the metric system.

I also began to vaguely remember that the elves gave directions in yards.

“……Did you guys give the unicorns yards?”

“Yes, that’s right. I told you that it was too late and it was a bit inconvenient. Anyway, you can’t even calculate the distance properly.”

“You guys are the ones who are the culprits. Damn, seriously!!!”

Ultimately, this is why I became the god of Ada.

[Surprisingly, I found the reason nearby.]

‘It’s a sympathy punch, you little shits.’

In any case, we need to stop using it now.

I’ve made mistakes so far, but I can fix them now.

“Anyway, don’t use that yard-pound system.”

“Yards. Inches. Pounds. Feet. What a great unit system. You should understand it too.”

“What? Is that a redneck elf in front of me, not a pink elf?”

[It looks more like Texas than a deciduous forest.]

‘I guess we’ll each carry a double-barreled shotgun.’

At that moment, someone came running towards me, calling my name.

No. It would be more accurate to say that it flew in.

That makes sense.

◦ ◦ Kim Shin -woo is a dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!

After the closing run, he came forward with a flying kick at incredible speed.

Although he was small in stature, he had a very sharp flying kick.

It was threatening enough to warrant a valid strike no matter who it was.

If it were true, that is.

The kick missed its target and struck a pillar in the restaurant.

The caster of the kick naturally crashed into the pillar and started to fall.

It was a sad and miserable sight, like a bird crashing into an invisible window while flying in the sky.

The protagonist of the Hectopascal Kick (missed) is a scrap of paper.

At the same time, there was Choi Da-eun, a web novel writer.

“Hey kid, why are you here?”

“You! You! My fucking work is ruined because of you!!”

“Lady Da-eun! Are you sure you really followed the dog talk back then?”

“Fuck! Me! Me the fuck!!!”

It seems that I have properly applied the three factors I mentioned earlier.

But I am not at fault.

That makes sense.

“I just gave advice. You were the one who actually did it.”

” What are you going to do, it’s a fuck !!!!!! ◦ ◦ ◦

Because it was actually that kid who did it.

Choi Da-eun grabbed me by the collar and glared at me with her eyes wide open.

Let’s listen to the story. It was said that he really applied the three factors of web novel withdrawal frugally.

And it’s not a sudden drift either.

With a solid build-up and detailed narrative, it’s like sinking into a swamp.

Eventually, readers unknowingly find themselves slowly stepping into a nightmare.

Like a little mouse that doesn’t notice the gaping mouth of a snake and goes inside.

As a result, he said that the number of comments like ‘What the hell is Cammyㅠㅠㅠ’ gradually increased in the comment section.

It looks like BL Drift was a success.

And he said he received countless long notes from furious readers.

And it’s not a 5,700-character note, it’s a 7,800-character note that evolved from there.

Elsia, not knowing anything about the matter, just quietly watched this farce.

Meanwhile, Hyeji yawned and waited for us as she was not interested in anything.

But in Choi Da-eun’s case.

I still couldn’t control my overflowing anger.

◦ ◦ Fuck!

“The note is longer than your main novel.”

“Miss Da-eun! Calm down!”

“The truth is, it’s nonsense!!! What the hell, really!!! What are you going to do!!!”

“Okay. Listen to me first.”

Choi Da-eun slowly catches her breath.

Thanks to this, Choi Da-eun’s breathing gradually began to calm down.

Of course, the only thing that calms you down is the sound of your breathing.

Rather, Choi Da-eun’s eyes were filled with a quiet murderous look.

A burning desire beyond capacity was burning.

“First of all, how many Jo Jin-byeons do you have?”

“…There will be about 45 episodes.”

“You’ve been through a lot.”

“I guess you’ve really been struggling with the series. This novel is barely on its 45th chapter.”

[How did this get to episode 45?]

‘Yeah, I find that interesting too.’

Choi Da-eun suddenly lowered her head and sighed deeply.

It must have been quite a shock.

“The views are crazy too, damn it.”

“First, fix it. Cut out the cancerous lump and replace it with new content.”

“……I fixed everything, but I have no materials and I’m tired. It’s hard.”

“Hmm, I’ll think about it for a moment.”

Looking back now, it seemed like I was experiencing burnout.

In times like that, you need to take a break.

The best rest for Choi Da-eun came to mind.

As it turned out, Jeong A-yeon was too busy worrying to pay attention to the situation.

This is a golden opportunity you can’t miss.

I quickly spoke to Choi Da-eun.

“Then how about meeting other people and taking a break?”

“There aren’t many people to meet.”

“There’s no need to meet in real life. Have you tried VR chatting?”

Then the voice in my head shouts urgently.

[You?! Isn’t that the ‘Abyss’? Are you trying to send another writer!]

‘If anyone is going to use me for BL, it would be better to nip it in the bud first.’

However, Choi Da-eun tilted her head as if it was the first time she heard it.

You don’t know about its existence.

I was so lucky.

“What is that?”

“You can do a variety of things in the virtual world, such as playing simple minigames or meeting other people and hanging out.”

“But do I have to use my exact appearance?”

The appearance of not being very confident about one’s appearance.

However, Choi Da-eun’s worries can be blown away in one go.

“No. Since it’s a virtual world, you can play with the appearance of the character you want.”

“Really? Then is it possible to create a Suin character?”

“Of course it is possible. And if you do it well, you can get materials there.”

Finally, Choi Da-eun came over.

Judging from the way he was manipulating his cell phone, it looks like he’s trying to write a notice right away.

“First, I will start by writing a notice that I will be taking a break for about two weeks.”

“Good idea. Oh, the equipment might be a little expensive.”

“I don’t have a monthly salary, but I’m making a decent amount, so that’s not a problem.”

“Stop tickling me, you piece of shit.”

“Anyway, thank you. I’ll start right away like you said.”

Choi Da-eun regained her energy as if nothing had happened.

After stretching, he said a few greetings and quickly left the restaurant.

Finally, Jeong A-yeon came to give advice after finishing her thoughts.

“Confucius? Where did Choi Da-eun go?”

“I gave him some advice on relaxation and he put it into practice right away.”

Choi Da-eun has already left her seat.

Jeong A-yeon made a worried expression.

“…I’m a little uneasy, but what is it?”

“No big deal. Just take a break for two weeks and try VR chatting or something.”

Jeong A-yeon instantly grabbed me by the collar.

“Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you really crazy? Why did you recommend such an abyss!”

“No, where is that abyss? It’s just a modern-day Matrix.”

Jeong Ah-yeon started going crazy.

However, Choi Da-eun has already gone far away.

“Don’t make me laugh!!! How many writers have gone there and disappeared!!!!”

“This writer will be back soon. Don’t worry too much.”

“Don’t make me laugh!! I don’t want to see another Miko anymore!!!!!”

“From what you say, it sounds like I killed someone.”

“The Confucius has definitely killed! I mean, the nanny of my wife!!!”

In the end, Jeong A-yeon, who lost another writer, collapsed helplessly in place.

Meanwhile, Hyeji and Elsia are seen eating together.

I thought that after fighting like that, he ate well.

The story I heard afterwards was as follows.

The author of a work that solved BL drift by killing all male characters suddenly declared a hiatus.

During the hiatus, they only left a notice saying that they would be resting and gathering materials through VR chat.

However, the writer has long since passed the period he was supposed to return.

He said there wasn’t even any news.

Eventually, a VR chat expedition was hastily put together to find the author.

Mainly veterans and regressors who escaped from the abyss.

Their name is ‘Abyss Expedition’, which means to go through the abyss.

The Abyss Expedition’s journey was not smooth.

However, after many twists and turns, they found a character who was presumed to be the author in the Suin area.

only.

It’s too late.

The author is already deeply immersed in the abyss.

He lost his humanity and even forgot how to speak.

All he does is repeat ‘Ahhh’.

It was enough to break the expedition’s will.

In the end, the expedition gave up on taking the author to the original world due to the majority rule.

Instead, they decided to live a second life in the abyss with the writer.

That’s the end of the expedition’s story.

Remember, if you ever move through the abyss:

Have a clear goal and don’t stop.

If you hesitate even a little bit.

The abyss will swallow you up.