episode_0045

Among the rankers within the top 100, there are only two gods who have achieved undefeated wins. Thanks to my great efforts, Sophia got on the bus. And Johannes Graham became a Newbie League legend with 80 wins and no losses.

Our lady sister was a ghost in the community, so when she was bored, she would go to the newbie bulletin board and get angry. People often ask, ‘Is Johannes Graham strong? Is Hamuhamu, ranked 2nd, strong? I posted something like, ‘I met a real guy, but he turned out to be a real guy lol.’

When I read an interesting article or heard new news, I learned about Johannes Graham very well thanks to him showing it to me. Johannes is his last name and his first name is Graham. Although it has a delicious name like gratin, it was not a good restaurant in Battle.

Rather, he was a ruthless butcher who butchered his opponents. On the newbie bulletin board, there were countless posts saying that they felt a barrier to gratin.

[In good conscience, shouldn’t we give Johannes 1st place in the rankings and exclude him from the pre-season?’] The article with the title was the most impressive. It was posted in the concept post, but it was funny because the only comment was ‘ㄹㅇㅋㅋ’.

It was a god I didn’t want to encounter in battle, but I saw it in the workshop. It’s an unexpected meeting, so I’m just stunned.

“You’re less polite than I thought.”

“Ah. sorry. My name is John.”

He used to be a competitor in the same league, but now he is a customer who came to purchase Battle X. What is our country’s motto? The customer is not king.

If we had met at the Colosseum, I would have joked about how Johannes gratin tasted, but now I had to be polite.

“I was so surprised to meet the renowned Johannes Gratin that I couldn’t speak properly.”

“Hmph!”

A startling sound was heard from inside the workshop. Our busty goddess is covering her mouth. I briefly admired the breasts pressed against my elbows, then turned my gaze back to Gratin.

“It’s Graham.”

“Yes?”

“It’s not gratin, it’s graham.”

“Sorry!”

“You might remember the name wrong. I won’t criticize you because you are the craftsman who created Battle X.”

Does this mean that if you weren’t a craftsman, it would have been enough? He is also a scary guy.

“Now I really want to see things.”

“Where is the owner of the weapon? We want to verify information with you.”

“Why?”

“That is my craftsmanship.”

“Hoo.”

The gratin is like a royal crown… Oh really. I have PTSD. Why did I in the past play shit games like military experience simulators?

This is all because of the idiots who said nonsense like ‘Sheridul, who couldn’t even pass the conscription system.’ From now on, when you meet an old servant, give him a Confucian punch.

“Then let’s watch it together. Sheet. Come here.”

When Gratin waved his hand, a 1M tall, muscular bearded dwarf appeared.

“Welcome! It’s the beginning village!”

“Master. Should I punish this crazy person?”

It was a welcome greeting, but it was met with violence. He is a master suitable for the Battle of Fury. My first impression is that he looks very angry.

“I am the craftsman who created your Battle X.”

“You mean humans?”

“Okay. They even said they didn’t appraise it because they wanted to show you the equipment’s options for the first time.”

“Hoo.”

The master is the servant. They are both hornbills.

“I’m sorry. human. I was rude to a craftsman like you.”

“Let’s check the information.”

“I like it more because it’s refreshing.”

i hate you I hate it even more because the subject looks like a man and has a thin voice. If you’re a dwarf, you’re just going to be short. Why do I have to grow a beard?

Even in a world full of unique tastes, there was no psychopath who liked bearded women.

[Battle X of Anger]

[Battle X completed with the anger of an outstanding human craftsman. Provides reason to the berserker.]

[When equipped, skill – [Hot chest, cold head] can be used.]

[Hot chest, cold head – only usable in berserk state. Reduces the insanity penalty for 3 minutes.]

Is this good? If you look at the skill alone, it’s a scam that provides reason to the berserker, but unlike the rare items I’ve gotten so far, it doesn’t have stat correction, so I couldn’t tell.

“Oh my!!!”

“Hoo.”

Looking at the dwarf and the hornbill with their eyes wide open, it seems like a good option. The dwarf, shaking and wielding the battle ax, gave me a heated gaze.

“Human craftsman! I’d like to know your name!”

“Suddenly speaking politely?”

“You are a craftsman who created such an excellent weapon, so you should definitely be treated with respect! Please tell me your name!”

“John.”

“Master John!”

The dwarf grabbed my hand and bowed. That’s all good, but can’t we just leave Battle X behind? Because of the height difference, I feel like I’m going to be cut off.

“Thank you so much! I will treat this child with care!”

“Yes, yes.”

Since the item was chosen well, I can get a good price, right? When I looked at the gratin with anticipation, I held out my hand again.

“Take it.”

[15 million divinity has been obtained.]

“The request fee was 500, but there was a stipulation that an additional fee had to be paid if the quality was high. I added more as I was satisfied.”

“It’s really unfortunate!”

No matter how good it is. You pay three times as much! Johannes Graham is the true god of this era. He is a person who is fully qualified to be number one.

“John friend. We should give you 5.5 million.”

“Yes?”

“I do not touch the additional money my friend received for making good items. Instead, I will only charge the request fee and material fee.”

“It’s reasonable.”

Although he said so, the hand that gave him the divinity was trembling. It’s such a shame to think that I paid over 30% in commission.

Still, the remaining 9.5 million is mine! I am much richer than poor Sophia!

I couldn’t show my ugly side in front of a potential VIP customer, so I suppressed my joy. Graham spoke again as he endured it with the self-control of an iron man.

“Is there an owner by any chance?”

“Yes?”

“I asked if there was an owner.

“Now, wait!”

Before I could answer, Sophia came running up in a huff. I was in such a hurry that I ran without even holding my chest, so my chest, which was bigger than a person’s head, shook in all directions.

The moving movement left people, dwarves, and gods speechless. Sophia leaned against my back, panting.

“Johan is my minion!”

“Won’t you hand it over to me? I’ll give you 300 million.”

“300 million!”

The bearded woman who was watching from the side was the flagship.

“300 million is the net profit of our blacksmith shop for half a year… !”

“Not for sale!”

“Was 300 million not enough? I’ll give you 500 million. As you know, it is an excessive amount for a level 1 minion. You have to have a polyp to receive it. Humans are not easy.”

I couldn’t believe this situation and my head was dizzy. Cheonsol was only worth 10 million, but my worth is 500 million?

It’s worth it. I am a man worth 500 million!

“Well, I’ll never sell it though!”

“Have you considered the minion’s intentions? Looking at the clothes you’re wearing, it looks like you’re financially poor. I’ve never seen him at an exchange meeting, so he’s not from a famous family. You won’t be able to raise your minions properly.”

“Ugh… ”

“Rather, receive the transfer money to decorate the divine realm and hire new minions. With 500 million won, you can purchase all the facilities and still have a shrine.”

“Qu… ”

Sophia, who had been beaten by the fact, stumbled. I love it. Sofia is hugging me and my heart is pressed.

My back became as sensitive as my hand and I enjoyed Sophia’s large flesh. This is paradise.

“John. Just say one word. Will you become my minion?”

“John… ”

Unlike the majestic Gratin, Sofia was pathetic. Cheonsol and Ranran, who could not bear to come between us, also stared at me.

The answer is already fixed, so why are they like that?

“I am Sophia’s servant. No matter how good the conditions are, I will never leave Sophia.”

It would be nice to be Johannes Graham’s minion. Since you are the god of a famous family, you will receive a lot of support. I will provide the highest quality equipment in my private workshop.

There must be quite a few minions who stay in the God Realm instead of going to battle. You might dream of a harem life where you have sex with pretty minions.

But Sophia and I made a promise. Instead of being Sophia’s minion, they have sex. My dream added to that.

I don’t know if it will work, but I’ll get Sophia pregnant. Drinking Sophia’s breast milk, receiving breast feeding, fellatio, anal sex, etc.

Anyway, I had a lot of wishes that I wanted to fulfill.

“John… !”

Sophia, moved, strengthened her arms. It was a strong back hug that would have taken my breath away if I wasn’t an iron man, but it was good because my chest was crushed against my back and the tops were rubbing together.

“I see. If you change your mind later, please contact us separately.”

How do minions contact me separately? It’s a shame, so I’m saying all sorts of things.

As Gratin left, the dwarves and vampirs who were just watching approached.

“You turned down Johannes Graham’s recruitment offer! What is your friend thinking?”

“People must maintain loyalty.”

“Indeed!!”

“Righteousness! You have the heart of a dwarf!”

The dwarves said bullshit again. It’s nice that they like me, but they’re a difficult species to be friends with.

I hope you don’t bring in dwarven minions as much as possible. Even if I become a production slave, I can’t live with dwarves.

“Anyway, I’m done with work, so I’m leaving. Now is the time for us to part ways. See you next time.”

“Next time… ”

“Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar!!!”

I took my group with me and left the workshop as if running away. After running for a while, I took a breath after confirming that there were no dwarves chasing me.

“I barely escaped.”

“John… ”

“Gwangma… ”

“Gwangma!”

Two touched women hugged me. Ranran, who didn’t know much about the world, was lost and followed her mother.

“The main woman was worried that you would leave quickly. I wanted to stop him, but it was such a good opportunity that it was difficult to intervene.”

“You could have just stopped me like a master. Where should I go when Ranran is there too.”

“Gwangma… ”

Cheonsol came into my arms and gave off the scent of flesh. Since the atmosphere is good, I guess I should grab rice cake tonight. The problem is Ranran…

“Ranran. Dad made a lot of money. Do you want to eat anything?”

“Cotton candy.”

“I’ll buy you a hundred cotton candy.”

“Really?!!”

Stars twinkled in Ranran’s eyes.

“Is it true? Isn’t it a lie?”

“It’s really real. Let’s promise.”

“Wow! Gwangma is the best!!”

Night is adults’ time, so good Ranran should eat well and go to bed early.