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44. Housewarming

Knock knock!

Two days after playing a prank on the cute legal loli Suin sister by swinging a stick at her, Roy and Tanya, who were discharged from the shelter in the morning, got fitted for prosthetic limbs and signed a contract for a house that I had Tanya look into in advance.

I looked at the address Tanya had left for the place she lived and went to their hideout in the evening.

-Okay.. I’m going out!!

Crunch!!

“Oh my! Cain is here?”

“Oh, where’s Sister Roy?”

“Honey, stay in the living room!! Cain is here.”

“Uh.. Wait a minute.”

It seems like Roy’s mental health has recovered somewhat since I can hear his voice better than I thought from inside the house.

“Oh, the prosthetic performance is pretty good?”

“Haha, I guess I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life, so I’ll have to do something decent. Welcome, Mr. Cain.”

Knock knock-

I saw Roy talking, smiling and stomping his feet as if he was showing off his prosthetic leg, and there was almost no sense of incongruity in his gait.

Well, it’s the city with the most developed magic stones and alchemy, so it has to have that level of quality.

“Here, this is a housewarming gift. Take it.”

“Oh… wine… Do you like wine?”

I don’t know much about beer because I like beer, but I bought a cheap and good value wine.

Of course, inside was a cocktail of several drugs mixed together.

“No, I like beer and hard liquor. I don’t know if you’ll like it, Mr. Roy.”

“Wow… I really like that wine. Thank you. Come in.”

The guy who had intuitively seen Tanya having sex with me was smiling at me as if he didn’t even remember that fact. I guess Tanya cooked it well.

If you welcome me like this without even being on guard when I come home, I think it’s almost over.

“The stew and rice are almost done? Sit down and wait a bit.”

“Okay, I got it.”

“Hehe.”

I saw Tanya looking back and forth between me and Roy, then smiling brightly as she ran into the kitchen, and I smiled and spoke to Roy.

“Does your older sister know how to cook?”

“Ah.. I bought it outside, I’m just warming it up.”

“Honey! This is also cooking in a way!!”

“Hahaha!”

So, everyone started laughing together, haha, hoho, and the discharge celebration and labyrinth comeback party, which seemed to have no problems on the outside.

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“Honey, Cain gave you some wine as a gift. Should I have a drink?”

“Yeah, thanks Tanya.”

“Hehehe, what’s going on? You always sing your own songs.”

“Ugh.. Just like that?”

“It’s bland. Okay~”

All the dishes that were just reheated and packed from famous street vendors or famous stores were incredibly delicious, and the stew that Tanya was presumed to have made was not even touched.

No, Tanya was puzzled as to how the smell of food waste could come from the stew, but after taking a bite, she immediately threw away the stew she had made.

Still, there was enough food for four people even without stew, so they started eating leisurely, and when they were somewhat full, Tanya started to encourage Roy to drink alcohol instead of soft drinks.

“Hmm… Is that so? Honey, can you bring me some wine?”

“Just a moment~”

As Tanya walks away from the table to get the wine I brought, Roy hands me a pouch with a serious expression.

“What is it, Mr. Roy?”

“Ah… What should I call this? Should I call it the price of life? Honestly, if it weren’t for Mr. Cain, Tanya and I would have died like Robin.”

“Um… I don’t know if I can take it.”

“Haha, please accept it without any burden.”

“Um… Okay. Thank you.”

I’ll have to check later to make sure the pockets are reasonably heavy.

“Cain~ We also bought some alcohol while shopping. Do you want to try it?”

“Oh, me too. I like other drinks besides wine.”

“Okay~ Then I’ll take both the wine and you.”

Tanya brought up the subject in the kitchen and shortly thereafter, Tanya came in with a drink.

Soon, Roy pours wine into his glass, Tanya and I pour distilled liquor, and we continue our conversation.

As the atmosphere became more friendly, Roy started talking to me about being my brother, and I naturally started calling him my brother.

“Honey, would you like a glass of wine too?”

“No~ You like wine, so drink it all today and I’ll buy it for you next time, okay?”

“Haha. Okay, I got it.”

“Brother Roy. Sister Tanya. I’m glad you came back alive. Want to grab a drink?”

“Okay, let’s have a drink.”

“Me too~”

visor!

Cezanne’s glass made a refreshing sound and we began to drink.

“Oh…. This wine is no joke?”

“Huh? The food in this city is just as delicious as the specialties of other kingdoms or empires.”

“Really?”

“That’s right, the reason food is more expensive than lodging is because people are dying quickly.”

“Ah…”

Roy seemed to be in a good mood with the delicious drinks, high-quality food, and new home, and he drank a whole bottle of wine by himself, and continued to drink what Tanya and I were drinking, getting more and more drunk.

“Wow… Thank you Cain, thank you so much, if it weren’t for you….”

thud!!

“Wow… There are so many brats.”

“Ugh… Cain, are you mad?”

“No, I’m just being lazy, what about money?”

“No, Cain… No, the master saved me by hurting his arm, so of course he should pay for my life, right? I kept talking. Did I do a good job? ”

“Yeah, good job.”

“Hehehe!”

I’ve been training Tanya a bit since my mental breakdown, but she already feels like a slave.

BDSM honestly takes a lot of time and requires a lot of attention and care to the woman’s mental state, but in Tanya’s case, the work was completed incredibly quickly.

It could be because she was a glutton to begin with.

Jjang-

“Wow… Brother Roy is so kind.”

“Oh my gosh! I didn’t see how much was put in, but oh my gosh…”

I opened my pocket and checked, and 1 gold and 90 silver coins came pouring out… Coins worth about 2 gold each.

“Tanya, how much did you say it cost to buy a house and a prosthetic leg?”

“Um… The house was 6 gold and the prosthetic leg was 2 gold..?”

“Hey~ You gave me half of the remaining money.”

I really need to treat this guy like a big brother.

“I did well, right? Right?”

“Okay, should we get ready soon?”

“Yes!!”

At my words, Tanya drags Roy to the bedroom.

“The structure… Oh, there it is.”

I told Tanya that I wanted to find a house with two rooms adjacent to each other, even if it was cheaper than the market price, and she really did find a house with the master bedroom and the small room adjacent to each other and the entrances side by side.

I naturally opened the door to the next room and went in.

Squeak-

When I entered the guest room, I saw a room and bed that were decorated more neatly than I expected. I took off my clothes and lay down on the bed. After a while, the door opened slightly and Tanya poked her head out and looked at me.

“Are you here?”

“Yes..!”

“What are you doing? Come in quickly.”

“Hehehe!”

Clank!

Tanya, who had taken off Roy’s prosthetic leg and brought it, entered the room, threw the prosthetic leg into a corner, quickly took off her clothes, and lay naked on the floor next to the bed, raising her head and looking at me.

“Good job. Come up.”

“Thank you, Master!!”

Today, I skipped the greeting of stepping on his head and called him straight to the bed, and he jumped into my arms, saying it was great.

“Would you like to lick every nook and cranny today?”

“Yes!…. Slurp!!!”

I don’t want to eat it right away until Roy comes to his senses, so I guess I’ll have to play with Tanya and get petted.

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Boom boom boom!!

“Ugh…”

Roy, passed out drunk, woke up to a thumping noise coming from the house next door.

“Oh my… My head… Did you drink too much?”

Roy groaned, having just woken up from a splitting headache, his vision unfocused and his other senses dull.

-…! yes!!

Although Tanya and I have our own private space, perhaps because it is cheap, we can still hear the sounds coming from next door.

‘Honey, if we’re going to work hard together from now on, I’ll work hard and not indulge in extravagances! So, I don’t think I should live in a house that’s too nice.’

It was very surprising that Tanya, whom he had known for 20 years and had been dating for 10 years, would say something like that to him.

To be honest, Tanya is a bit on the extravagant and vain side, so if her family wasn’t wealthy, she would have fought with Tanya often about this.

It’s not that I don’t like it, but it’s true that it’s a bit burdensome, but just admitting that I’ve been splurges is a huge change.

Roy was very pleased with the change in Tanya, who seemed to have felt something after returning from a situation where everyone, including herself, almost died in the labyrinth.

Actually, ever since I was in the village, there were many things about Tanya’s behavior that I didn’t understand.

‘Roy, aren’t you being overly sensitive right now? We’re just friends! What did Max and I do? I just asked for your help in choosing a present for you.’

‘Hans? Why is Hans here when we’re talking? Didn’t we talk about it last time? Who saw Hans and I go to the mill in the middle of the night? Are you really going to keep doing that?’

‘Honey, you call that hypochondria. You keep suspecting your girlfriend… Ugh… I really hate that!!’

‘Okay! I’m a bad bitch so I’m gonna die!!’

While he was dating Tanya, he was so suspicious of her relationships with other men that it caused Tanya a lot of mental distress.

Of course, after Robin followed her to the city, she acted similarly to the men she had back home, but looking back, she always felt like she was overreacting to Tanya, so she waited for time to pass.

Well… when I first met Cain, I was wary because he was so handsome.

He could have abandoned me with my ankle blown off, but when he confirmed that he was the one who saved me by giving up one of his arms, he felt respect for him rather than wariness.

-Kyaaang!!! Master!!

“Hoo….”

It seems like they’re playing a little too aggressively, and the sound of flesh being slapped violently continues to echo along with the screams of the woman next door.

“Are you a newlywed couple like us? …Hmm?”

As he listens to the sounds of his neighbors working at night, Roy feels his legs getting hotter and hotter. He feels around the seat next to him with his hand and is startled to realize that Tanya is not there.

“No…Honey…Where..??”

Hah!! Aaaah!! It’s…full!!!

From next door, a sexy woman’s voice can be heard screaming, then suddenly stops.

“…..Huh?”

Roy felt his cock stand on end as he heard a woman’s voice that sounded familiar, and he was overcome with confusion.