episode_0043

“Shooting Star in your heart~. High-class virtual streamer Hong Jangmi that you can see both at home and outside~”

The strapping young man, Yoo Si-hyun, who was a diligent college graduate-to-be, was swept up in the great tide of the times and became Baeksu (unemployed) Yoo Si-hyun-yang (miss) in the storm of love.

Lazy, seductive, loli Yoo Si-hyun-yang, who was living a happy life as a paid 백수 (unemployed person), received an irresistible offer.

Following mutant evolution, Si-hyun, who achieved dark evolution, gained a digital second form.

That is none other than Hong Jangmi, the official virtual streamer of the Magical Girl Support Association!

The story unfolding now is about her effort, friendship, and victory!

Virtual Streamer Hong Jangmi!

Broadcast 3 times a week! (May be subject to change depending on circumstances.)

“Everyone, long time no see~ Were you lonely without me?”

-Ro-ha

-Rose-Hi

-Ro-ha

-Didn’t we see you yesterday?

“Shouldn’t you miss me if you haven’t seen me for a day?”

-Mol? Ru (I don’t know)

-Is that so?

-So what are you doing today

“Today? Today, surprisingly… drum roll, drum roll, here it is!”

-?? What is this?

-Is that a classic game?

-Why are you bringing a 30-year-old game?

“Thirty years? It’s only been 28 years.”

“What’s the difference between 28 and 30 years? It’s a huge difference.”

“Just hearing the nuances of late 20s versus early 30s is different.”

“That’s why when you get close to 30, you try to stay in your 20s by calculating your age according to the ‘Man’ system.”

“What? They only use the ‘Man’ system these days?”

-Old….

-How old are you, elder…

“It’s even in Saessak Wiki. It says I’m 9 billion years old.”

“You don’t believe President Lincoln’s words that everything on the Internet is true?”

[‘Rose is a Loli’ donated 10000 won]

[Grandma.]

“Thank you for 10,000 roses.”

“But aren’t you being too harsh calling such a lively young lady Grandma?”

“Anyway, so what are we doing today, you ask…”

“Tada! Reina Electric!”

“That masterpiece that anyone who played games back then couldn’t not know!”

“I’ll show you the brilliant skills of Hong Jangmi, master of classic games!”

-Master, lol

-Elder, your age…

“What! Classics are masterpieces because they transcend time!”

“A high school girl might like classic games because she was recommended them by someone she knows!”

“Look. Anyone can tell I’m a high school girl.”

“Repeat! Hong Jangmi is young, cute, and lovely!”

-Elementary schooler

-9 billion years old

-Old

“Shall we call it a draw?”

-No way

“….Anyway, I’m going to play a classic game.”

“This classic masterpiece that everyone knows! Reina Electric!”

“It’s back on mobile!”

-Huh? Is this an ad?

“That’s right! I got a game ad!”

“Isn’t it awesome? Isn’t it great?”

“I’ve become a streamer who gets ads.”

-Elder, please buy me a Melona popsicle

-Congrats congrats

-Come to think of it, they said a new one was coming out.

“Yeah! I never thought a sequel would come out!”

“I had so much fun playing this when I was young.”

“Ah~ Memories are flooding back…”

“Anyone who hasn’t played it yet, go play it.”

“Oh, right. I got paid for the ad, so I’ll give away chicken coupons by lottery in the middle.”

-Is Hong Jangmi a god?

-Rose Punch! Rose Punch! Rose Punch!

-OmnipotentHongJangmiGiveUsChickenOmnipotentHongJangmiGiveUsChicken

“Hahaha. Aren’t you all too happy?”

“Anyway, I don’t know what kind of game it is yet either.”

“Everyone, pre-register and get game coupons and spread them around the community!”

“Ah. Download is complete.”

“Okay, let’s start~”

“Oh. The graphics aren’t bad~”

“Why isn’t it dot graphics? Are you a dot fetishist?”

“It’s been 30 years, it’s natural for the graphics to change.”

“A familiar face.”

“The protagonist and heroine! Oh oh… So this is what they look like in 3D.”

“Her chest is smaller than I thought.”

“No, she’s not flat-chested. It’s pretty full at this level.”

“I told you not to talk about my chest being small!”

“Doesn’t the protagonist look a little older? Well, he’s older, so…”

“Is he the new protagonist? Is he the protagonist’s son?”

“…..Not his son? Then what is he?”

“A son of a cousin of a relative? Wouldn’t it have been better to just make them strangers?”

“Wouldn’t it have been better to put in a secret of birth, like he was picked up or fell from the sky?”

“Ah ha. The protagonist and heroine’s daughter is the new heroine. Then I acknowledge it.”

“….She’s the heroine’s daughter, but not the protagonist’s daughter?”

“Then who did they each marry?”

“The protagonist married the daughter of the innkeeper in the starting village…”

“Well… she only appeared in the beginning and end, but she was a childhood friend… and less than a year passed during the game… if you count the time they spent together until they left on their adventure, they would have spent more time with the childhood friend.”

“Come to think of it, I was a heroine person, but some of my friends were childhood friend people. It’s not something I can’t understand at all.”

“What? You’re saying I don’t know what’s good? Are you trying to start something?”

“Ah, thank you for 50,000 roses. Childhood friends are invincible.”

“Then who did the heroine marry?”

“………..Ummm??”

“What happened??”

“Does anyone know who she is?”

“What? The security guard at the entrance?”

“……….”

“Wouldn’t it have been better not to give the details and just make her a single mom? This thin book seems like it will get thicker.”

“Finally, a battle.”

“Hmm. A normal RPG? The battle doesn’t seem bad.”

“The system is okay too. It seems fun?”

“Gacha….”

“Gacha is inevitable for mobile games these days to make money.”

“I like gacha! I like gacha!”

“Let’s go!!!”

NormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalRare!

“Huh?”

NormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalRare!

“Huh???”

NormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalRare!

NormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalRare!

NormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalNormalRare!

“!!!”

-Bang!

– Shotgun, lol

– Is she unlucky? Or is the game weird?

“Haa… haa…. haa…”

“Come to think of it, the contract said to play Reina Electric, but it didn’t say which Reina Electric to play.”

“Wouldn’t it be okay to play the old version?”

-No way, lol

-Hey, Hong. Play the game.

“Ugh! Isn’t this too much!”

Hong Jangmi’s video of not getting an SSR in 200 gacha pulls was spread across various communities.

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“Si-hyun-ssi, I have a favor to ask!”

“Is it urgent?”

“No!”

“Then wait a little bit. I’m concentrating right now.”

“Yes! I’ll wait!”

Today, Si-hyun was playing a robot action game.

Si-hyun’s playable robot, flying through the sky, was able to evade the enemy’s missiles by a hair’s breadth with evasive maneuvers.

The heat haze rising from the afterheat of the boost was pushed away by the cooling steam and scattered in the air.

The laser fired from one hand hit the enemy robot that had just fired the missed missile.

Without even looking at the exploding enemy robot, Si-hyun tapped the pad intricately.

Not long after, after taking out all the enemies in the area, Si-hyun paused the game and stopped for a moment.

“So, what is it?”

While Si-hyun was focused on the game, Spica was quietly waiting next to her.

Looking at Spica’s eyes, which were nervous but not hesitant, Si-hyun could tell that this girl was going to ask for another lewd and useless favor.

“Um, about tonight when we do lewd things…”

Si-hyun’s eyes were accurate.

Enduring her lover’s cold glare, Spica said.

“Could you say erotic words?”

“Lewd words?”

“Yes! Lewd words!”

Hearing those words made Si-hyun’s head spin.

Spica was looking at her with a pounding expression.

“The combination of Si-hyun-ssi’s beautiful voice mixed with moans and lewd words… I definitely want to have sex while listening to that!”

“For example?”

“Um… um…. Couldn’t Si-hyun-ssi just do it? You’re a guy, so you know, right…?”

“I don’t really know. I don’t have that kind of preference, so I’ve never thought about it.”

“Ummm….”

Spica pondered for a moment, then carefully opened her mouth.

Her ears were slightly red, probably because she was embarrassed to be saying this in broad daylight.

“‘Slippery, slippery, spread wide open to the very end, I love your dick so much!’ or something like that.”

“Hmm. Hmm.”

“‘I’m getting so aroused, my pussy is fidgeting!’ or something like that.”

“I see.”

“‘Baby juice is coming out of me with a squish, squish sound. I can feel the sperm moving to swell up my tiny belly.’ or something like that.”

“I see.”

“‘Thick baby-making stick, come in! My perverted, lewd pussy wants to kiss your dick while squeezing you tightly!’ or something like that.”

“……..”

“……..”

Spica covered her blushing face with her hands, embarrassed.

Si-hyun was admiring Spica’s words with an unexpectedly interesting expression.

“Unexpected words are coming out.”

“Ugh… please forget it.”

“That’s definitely a world I didn’t know about. I knew Spica’s sexual preferences weren’t normal, but I didn’t know she was expanding her reach into fields I couldn’t even imagine.”

Si-hyun nodded, smiling as if she was interested.

“The world of lewd things that Spica knows is deeper and wider than what I know.”

“Are you implying that I’m a pervert?”

“Yeah.”

“Hearing it to my face makes my heart flutter.”

Seeing Spica looking gloomy, Si-hyun was unexpectedly surprised.

“?! Spica still had guilt left?”

“Ah, sorry. My heart isn’t fluttering because of guilt, it’s fluttering with pleasure because I’m hearing harsh words from Si-hyun-ssi.”

“You’re really hopeless.”

“Hwaa…”

Si-hyun shook her head from side to side.

Her head was spinning because her lover was so out of the ordinary.

“If I’m going to do it, I need to collect a repertoire. It’ll be hard to do it ad-lib.”

“You’re going to do it?!”

“It’s not like it’s physically strenuous. Give me some reference materials.”

“Thank you! Thank you, Si-hyun-ssi!”

Spica bowed to Si-hyun repeatedly.

Si-hyun waved her hand at Spica as if she was annoyed.

“I’ll lick your pussy as a sign of gratitude!”

“Hey! Hey, stop it! I have to play the game! Ah, ah, ah♡”

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[A few days later]

“I had a great time today, too! Si-hyun-ssi!”

“Haa.. haa… Is that so?… I’m a little tired.”

After waiting for several days, Spica, hearing that Si-hyun was finally ready, dove into lewd acts, full of anticipation.

The two people, who had finished their passionate lovemaking, lay side by side in bed.

Only when the heat subsided were they able to talk.

“Spica.”

“Yes, Si-hyun-ssi.”

“I was supposed to say lewd things today, wasn’t I.”

“That’s right.”

“But there was a point we didn’t think of.”

“Yes. That’s right.”

Si-hyun drooped, without the strength to nod, and grumbled.

“I can’t talk because I’m feeling too much.”

“Only moans came out.”

“My head gets dizzy from the climax, so I can’t think at all.”

“That’s right.”

Spica said, flustered, to stop Si-hyun from drawing a conclusion.

“Then how about I say lewd things instead of Si-hyun-ssi?”

“I don’t mind if you do.”

“Ooh…!”

“Hearing that doesn’t make me more aroused or anything because I’m hearing vulgar and lewd words.”

“Ooh….”

“And when I’m feeling it, I can’t hear what you’re saying very well anyway.”

“O…..”

Si-hyun, having refuted even the last resort, leisurely drew a conclusion.

“The lewd words project is… service ended!”

“Kuh…..”

Tears flowed from Spica’s eyes….

“The world… is so cruel and beautiful….”

“(What is this girl saying.)”

“Can I hug this sadness and do it again?”

“Wha, ungh♡♡”

“As expected of Si-hyun-ssi! I knew it!”

Spica, with a surprise caress performed at just the right timing, elicited a moan of agreement, or something similar, from Si-hyun.

Pushing forward with the situation already being in bed and naked, Spica started the second round at her own discretion.

Today, too, the bedroom was full of love.