episode_0043

First floor of the inn.

Sabrina and I were having a pretty late breakfast.

This wasn’t originally planned.

“I ended up delaying it somehow.”

What should I say?

Surely Navia expected me to come back early.

I didn’t just spend a little while, I spent the whole night with him.

I guess I should definitely apologize for this.

“You should definitely apologize to that nun.”

“I know. If we look into the cause in the first place···”

“It’s not necessarily my fault, right? If we start from the beginning, it was you who wanted revenge.”

Honestly, I feel a little wronged.

Sabrina also seduced me.

Of course, it wasn’t wrong, so I couldn’t bring myself to refute it.

“Hoo… If I had known this would happen, I should have at least told you where we would be staying.”

“If you look for it, you’ll find it soon.”

“Let’s finish eating quickly and go out.”

“Since we’re going to meet anyway, why don’t we take our time eating?”

“ ···”

Sabrina ate her food leisurely.

There was no point in eating quickly by myself.

“···I feel like going back to the bedroom.”

If I had known this would happen, I would have scolded you more before you came out.

Of course, that doesn’t mean he’ll listen to me, but it will make me feel better.

There was no way to punish the witch with her teasing attitude other than in the bedroom.

“Hehehe··· Then do you want to go back up now? I have a lot of time.”

“Then I’ll have to stay here for a day.”

This is no joke.

It was a truly seductive gaze.

“It’s amazing how you’re so calm even though you did that yesterday.”

It was a bit sarcastic.

But it had no effect at all.

Sabrina smiled as if to say, “Well said.”

“Definitely··· I couldn’t be calm last night···♥ You were really clingy and tried to harass me, weren’t you?”

“Somehow I’m starting to regret accepting you as a colleague.”

“Even if you say that, it’s okay. If I tell you to go to bed, you’ll say yes right away, right?”

Snow-white hands caress her voluptuous body.

It was such a strange hand movement that I couldn’t even tell who was being hit yesterday.

Rather, I felt like I had fallen into a witch’s trap.

The most unfortunate thing was that I couldn’t honestly deny what Sabrina said.

“They won’t let you beg in bed.”

“Hehehe··· It was like that originally···♥ ”

“Be prepared for next time.”

“Yeah~ Okay~ Next time? When will that be··· I’m really looking forward to it···♥”

Surely the next one is not too far away.

Sabrina’s eyes were saying so.

“I’ll beat up that cheeky witch until she’s about to cry.”

“Huh~ This will be fun. I’ll look forward to it.”

No matter how much I talked here, I couldn’t win.

I can’t even make a face of displeasure.

Honestly, I was looking forward to it too.

It was quite arousing to see a witch who was leisurely during the day get messy.

“You must be pretty confident because you’re smiling?”

“That’s what it is.”

Just as I was about to finish my meal with a smile.

A loud noise was heard from the entrance of the inn.

“This is it!”

It’s a voice that sounds like there’s oil on the throat.

Just hearing it made me feel uncomfortable.

But on the other hand, I was also curious.

How can someone have such a pig-like voice?

“Ahem!”

A funny man opens the door and comes in.

Judging from the rather flashy attire, it was clear that he was wealthy.

“There’s only one person, so it seems like there’s no need to look for one.”

“···?”

In an instant, soldiers followed in.

The sight of the large men lined up on either side of each other was quite orderly.

If I had to point out a problem, it would be the presence of a man with a large body who approaches with a swaying motion.

“I hear you’re the Witch of Sloth? I’m Butadon, the lord who rules this place.”

“I see, my lord.”

Sabrina responded politely to the lord’s introduction.

“But what brings you here?”

“I came all the way here to invite you specially.”

There was faith in Butadon’s actions.

The belief that you will never be rejected.

I don’t know where that belief came from, but Sabrina’s answer was quite the opposite.

“I will refuse.”

“Yeah. Yeah. Of course I would say that··· Huh···?”

The first emotion that emerged was absurdity.

The expression of utter incredulity added to the comicality.

Even the fancy clothes looked like they had been put on by a clown.

“Haha··· You don’t have to refuse like that. Are you just embarrassed?”

“No, I’m just not interested in this kind of invitation.”

The tone is polite, but the content is extremely cold.

Butadon’s expression hardened in real time at the clear rejection.

“You dare··· refuse my offer?”

“Yes. No matter what your lord’s suggestion is, I don’t really like it. Please understand.”

“You cheeky bitch···!”

Wow. The attitude changed in an instant.

It seems like he completely forgot I was right next to him.

It seems like the appearance shown just now was an act.

“I don’t know what’s going on, but please calm down, my lord.”

“Shut up you lowly male adventurer!”

You can tell just by hearing one word.

The pig noble in front of you is quite a tired being.

“The more I hear it, the more I feel like I have no reason to accept the invitation.”

“Why?”

“Because you said my colleague was inferior. If my colleague is inferior, then I am inferior too. I am not worthy of accepting your invitation.”

“Are you going to rebel now?”

“No matter how noble you are, not everything goes as planned, right?”

I guess you could call him a high-level adventurer.

Even in front of nobles, he is not at all embarrassed.

Rather, they had the upper hand.

“Do you think you’re in a position to do that right now?”

A sharp sound rings out from both sides.

All the soldiers he brought were ready for battle.

I am dumbfounded by the blatant threat.

I can’t just let it go.

Even for a nobleman, this is a situation that has clearly crossed the line.

I jumped up from my seat and glared at the obese body.

“If you threaten my colleagues, I won’t stay still.”

“Ha! This lowly male is good at talking.”

“I don’t know if it’s inferior or not. Of course, looking at the Lord’s body, I think he’s definitely superior in terms of food intake.”

The atmosphere suddenly becomes tense.

My taunts made the soldiers look like they were going to rush in at any moment.

But Butadon’s reaction was different from everyone’s expectations.

“Of course! This body is rich in various delicacies, unlike your wretched body! It is incomparable to adventurers like you.”

““···””

No one could say.

Even the private soldiers who had been brought in wanted to cover their faces.

They gave their lord a pitiful look.

“ ···You seem to be quite proud of your body.”

They say that the standards for beauty are different depending on where you live.

At least the nobleman in front of me looks different.

I was proud of my seriously fat body.

So much so that I didn’t even realize I was mocking them.

“What do you know, an adventurer like you! Get out of my way!”

Butadon tried to swing his fist.

But it was slow, very slow.

The posture was sloppy from the start.

I stumbled several times because I couldn’t even control my own body properly.

“Tsk··· If you hit me once, you’ll come to your senses···!”

A fist as round as a rice cake.

I can’t feel any sense of ambition at all.

Of course, as it had weight, it also had strength.

Avoiding it is extremely simple.

Just avoiding it will only make it more annoying.

I used my newfound powers to cause some embarrassment.

“Eh···?!”

The space on the floor is slightly distorted.

The floor, which was supposed to support the heavy body, could not do its job.

In an instant, my body’s balance was lost.

Kuuung―!

“Kkeuk···!”

The fist he was about to swing split the air.

The body fell to the ground as if hitting the floor.

The nobleman’s body was so heavy that the floor shook.

“ ···”

“How pathetic, my lord.”

No one could refute Sabrina’s words.

The private soldiers also turned their eyes to the miserable sight.

To an ordinary person, it would seem like he had destroyed himself by not being able to swing a single fist properly.

“Yes, you···. Absolutely stay still···”

Weight soon leads to damage.

He seemed quite shocked, as he fell to the floor unexpectedly.

In such an absurd situation, the soldiers hesitated whether to help or not.

To be honest, I was the type of person who would get upset even if you offered to help me.

The lord’s words, which were already like the sound of a pig being slit, did not receive much attention.

Because a beautiful voice was heard from behind the soldiers.

“Glut! I’ve been looking for you for a long time!”

The owner of the beautiful voice is Nabiah.

She came over to me as soon as she saw me.

Towards the bottom from which I could not return.

“What···!”

Nabija stumbled, losing her balance.

The stance he instinctively took was… a stance where he would strike the butadon on the floor with his elbow.

“Kueeek···!!”

“Ah! Sorry!”

It was a perfect ending.

Butadon, who was about to say something, became something that flinched.

He didn’t die, but he looked pretty badly hit.

“The owner is like this too, so how about stepping aside for now?”

The soldiers followed Sabrina’s words and retreated rather than flinch at their master’s words.

Their eyes showed a variety of skepticism as they dragged their heavy loads.