episode_0042

“Sigh… I’m already swamped with my schedule, and now there’s an additional task added. Such a hassle.”

Looking at the screen indicating the end of the call, I threw a question at the yokai that was trampled under my foot.

“Hey, what kind of clothes do you think would suit a busty blonde human woman? I’m clueless in this area, so I need some advice.”

“Kill me… I mean kill me instead of mocking me!!!”

“I’m not mocking you, I’m just curious and seeking the wisdom of the masses. But judging by your attitude, you probably won’t answer even if I kill you.”

If only he had answered politely, he would have gone peacefully without suffering. Poor guy.

I summoned hellfire and slowly began to burn his body, and as the dying demon seemed to make a final struggle, he mustered all his remaining strength to curse me.

“You… You will never feel lust for your kind again! Taste the pain of no longer being able to love the one you cherish! Hahaha!!!”

While experiencing the intense agony of being consumed by hellfire, the demon let out a triumphant laugh, but seeing my indifferent reaction, he became flustered and shouted.

“Why… why are you showing no reaction at all? Can’t love your kind anymore? You can only long for an unattainable love in the future, so why do you look like that?”

“Did you even do your research properly? If you had done a little research, you wouldn’t have thought of such a curse, right?”

Mocking the bewildered demon, I shared a rumor about myself that had spread in the underworld.

“The worst pervert in the underworld. Wasn’t there a rumor like that going around? Anyway, it’s been a while since I lost the ability to feel lust for humans, so even if I’m cursed, it doesn’t really affect me.”

But it’s strange, why do they call me the worst pervert?

If I’m a furry, isn’t that a normal level of lust?

No? Then listen to me for a moment.

Have you ever thought about touching a furry animal when you see one with fluffy fur?

And unless you’re someone who hates animals, you’ve probably touched one at least once.

Soft, warm, and a comforting feeling. Yes, you must have felt that kind of sensation.

So here’s my question.

After touching it once, did you ever feel like touching it a little more?

You did? And you really liked the soft, fluffy fur?

That’s how furry starts.

A combination of animal and human characteristics, more like a beast than a human.

You might feel a bit repulsed at first, but the more you see, the more you’ll be drawn into the wonderful culture of furries.

A wealthy furry to the point of suspicion?

There’s a reason why wealthy people like furries. Remember and take notes.

…By the way, why has this demon been silent since earlier? Did he faint or something?

Worried, I prodded the demon with my foot, and he burst into tears with a face soaked in tears.

“The… the lowly pervert like you lost to a mere furry! How pathetic!!!”

“It’s not a perversion, it’s a normal desire. Try it, furries have normal desires.”

“Shut up, you demon! Are you going to mock me until the end?”

“I’m not mocking you, your kind insulted me first. Who treated a perfectly fine person as a pervert?”

As I increased the intensity of the hellfire to torment him further, he screamed in agony but looked at me with a defiant gaze.

“Ugh… I will return! I will come back and tear you apart!”

“When you come back, please come back in the form of a sheep. I’ve never tried it with a sheep before.”

“I will definitely kill you!!! Naaaahhh!!!”

With those words, the demon completely disappeared, and when the soul escaped from the vanished body, I immediately incinerated the soul without hesitation.

“I’m really curious about what it would feel like to hit a female sheep, but I can’t just go around hitting anyone like before. Even though I’m a pervert.”

Thinking of my friend with fluffy ears and nine tails that I never get tired of touching.

After all, as long as the taste is good, that’s all that matters, right?

Even though it’s a friend with no balls inside, honestly, the body feels really good.

Is it even logical for a male to become a female? If I became a female, then I became a female, what’s with the gay jokes?

Isn’t it strange to call it gay when a male mounts a female?

“No matter how much I think about it, I’m not gay. It’s the fault of that guy who transformed my body.”

After justifying to myself, the demon’s soul was consumed by hellfire and disappeared from the world, and I contacted an old colleague who used to enjoy tentacles to fulfill my friend’s request.

I wonder how he’s living now that his outlet for sexual desires has been sealed?

He must be living a better life now than before. He won’t be raising demons for a living anymore.

As I listened to the dial tone for a moment, a moist voice came from the phone, followed by a woman’s voice filled with lust.

[Oh… Why did our perverted friend call this pitiful woman~?]

“I need help. I have to choose women’s clothing, but I don’t know what to choose.”

[Are you talking about clothes for that lady from Cheonho? Heh… But I always wear shaman robes, so I don’t know either.]

“Damn, are you masturbating while answering the phone? You’re giving vague answers because you’re masturbating, right?”

[Half right, half wrong. Haa…♡ Wait a moment? Let me increase the speed… I’ve always worn clothes my mom bought for me~ So, I don’t know much about clothing.]

“Why is it that there are only nerds around me? Is there really nowhere to get help?”

[It’s because you hang out with nerds like yourself… O-ops, I pressed the wrong button…! It’s too fast…! I’m going…!♡]

The continuous moist sounds and the panting of the shaman girl.

Realizing that she was no longer in a state to communicate, I hung up the phone with a sigh.

“There are no nerds around, only crazy bitches. I really need to meet some normal people.”

It’s frustrating.

There isn’t a single normal person among the contacts or the yokai who could ask about women’s clothing.

If I had known, I would have forcibly taken the contact information from that crazy fox lady back then.

She was crazy about beam weapons, but she had a sense of being an insider.

Well… I don’t know, I’ll go to the department store for now. Maybe I’ll find a solution there.

If not, I can ask the staff to help me choose.

After much deliberation, I decided to go to the department store, and as soon as I made the decision, I used teleportation to arrive in front of the department store.

And there, I met my savior.

—–

Time passed, and before I knew it, it was evening.

Since my friend with no balls hadn’t arrived home early as I expected, I released the disguise and continued working on my commission.

When will it arrive? Will it arrive today? I hope he didn’t bring clothes that suit his taste too much.

As I waited, pondering various thoughts, I finally heard the doorbell ring and the voice of my bald friend.

“I brought clothes, open the door.”

“You can open it yourself, usually you come in by yourself, why can’t you come in today?”

“I don’t have hands, it’s heavy, so open it quickly!”

I quickly ran to the front door at his irritated voice, opened the door, and saw my friend carrying a pile of clothes.

“What are you doing, come in quickly.”

“Well… you only need to buy one or two outfits, why did you buy so many?”

“I didn’t buy them. And move aside, it’s really hard right now.”

With an annoyed voice, my friend entered the house, and as soon as he entered, he threw all the clothes on the floor.

“Phew… Phew… It’s really tough, damn it. Don’t ever ask me for this kind of favor again. If you’re going to, damn it, give me a heads up!”

“It’s your own fault, idiot. That’s why you’re being harassed in front of me?”

“Why do I have to endure it when strangers harass me without knowing I’m a man? This is so unfair, really!”

“Well, those people harass me without knowing I’m a man, and you know I’m a man and still try to harass me!”

“Honestly, if it feels good, that’s it? Hey, let’s switch perspectives. If I transformed into a female and seduced you, would you go for me? Yes or no?”

As the irritated guy exploded and yelled at me to leave the room, I began to imagine calmly.

The bald, chubby friend became a blonde, fair-skinned nine-tailed fox.

And nine fluffy, thick tails swaying gently.

And the perky, curly ears casting a spell of irresistible temptation.

…Why is this possible?

No, I’m not gay, it shouldn’t feel right!

I shook my head to regain my composure, but my friend, who was getting more excited by my reaction, attacked me more aggressively.

“See, you’re also possible! Why do you treat me, a normal guy, as a homosexual, you bitch!”

“It’s not a bitch, it’s a bastard! And, logically, is it reasonable for a bald friend to hit on me?”

“You said it doesn’t matter if it feels good, didn’t you just say that? And, impossible? Just now, your tail was wagging like crazy, you’re lying through your teeth.”

…Damn tail.

It’s usually soft, fluffy, and warm, but there’s really no better garbage for hiding emotions.

At this rate, it seems like things will really get out of hand today, what should I do?

Let’s change the subject for now. If we change the subject, we can somehow resolve this shitty situation.

Awkwardly smiling, I approached the friend who was getting closer and closer and spoke.

“Oh, by the way, I can do something like disguise now.”

“Disguise? Now you can both hide?”

“Yeah, the Fox Deity said it’s a ‘miracle’ that allows me to hide. There seems to be a penalty, but I don’t know what the penalty is yet.”

Upon hearing that, my friend, perhaps momentarily forgetting about sex, looked at me with an interested gaze and asked me to transform.

“For now, try hiding in front of me, because the penalty might affect someone else, not you.”

“Just wait a moment, I have to ask the Fox Deity.”

At the fox’s request, I hid my ears and tail once again, returning to my full adult female form.

He must be fond of Peri, so he definitely can’t stand seeing this body.

Thinking this, I glanced towards where my friend was, but strangely enough, he was contorting his face in a weird way.

And then, with a voice that seemed to be holding something back, he asked me,

“Are you trying to seduce me right now?”

…Was this guy a fashion Peri?