episode_0041

– Well, if you ask me if it’s possible, I can answer that it is. However, it’s just a momentary miracle.

The fox deity, who had been smiling, wiped the smile off his face and spoke.

– I must warn you in advance that a miracle is just a miracle. All the discomfort that arises from using a miracle must be borne by you alone.

“If discomfort means a penalty, what kind of penalties are there? Is it related to sexual desire? Or is it about life?”

– No, it’s not that fatal. But even I don’t know how it will manifest.

The fox deity looked at me with a serious expression different from usual and said.

– I remember that what mainly manifested was related to the family name. It’s been so long, I can barely remember what happened a few hundred years ago, but it was quite a struggle back then.

“Is it like suddenly going into heat or something like that?”

Trying to lighten the mood with a joke, the fox deity simply nodded.

– I thought you would know the answer. Yes, when you used the ‘miracle,’ you became like a fox in heat, obsessed with mating.

“You’re just the same as usual, aren’t you? Spending almost 18 hours a day watching adult videos, there’s no difference then and now, right?”

– Stop it, that’s just part of my studies.

“Who studies while watching adult videos? Maybe if it’s about self-pleasure.”

If it’s a normal one-on-one relationship, I don’t know. Mixing BDSM with hardcore, adding gangbang to it, who would think that’s studying?

Just a vulgar and crazy woman watching adult videos.

As I looked at the fox deity with disdain, he frowned deeply.

– This is indeed studying, you need to know the difference between past and modern Yin and Yang harmony!

“You can’t enjoy it anyway, so why bother studying?”

– Well, when you turned into a female, didn’t I have to teach you about Yin and Yang harmony? Your body is vulgar, but your actions are innocent… I can’t stand to see that!

“Actually, it’s intriguing, right? A fox deity who usually plays naughty jokes turns out to be inexperienced in sexual knowledge with a poor lower body? This is unacceptable!”

– There’s a limit to being poor. Aren’t you extremely poor among the poor? If you get hit by that giant stick of a bald human once, you’ll be wandering between heaven and earth without coming to your senses!

I wanted to refute the fox deity’s derogatory remarks, but I couldn’t bring myself to speak.

In reality, every time the fox deity appeared, I couldn’t resist his amazing skills and ended up being defeated over and over again.

As a man, it’s embarrassing.

Even though I’ve turned into a woman with a sensitive body, I can’t do anything and just have to endure in situations involving women.

“Someday… I’ll definitely beat you up like a dog, for real. I’ll prove that I’m not incompetent…”

– It doesn’t matter to me now, but if you want to experience being humiliated like that again, just let me know. I’ll be happy to oblige.

The fox deity confidently replied.

I felt like if I pushed a little further, I would be humiliated like a dog once again, so I kept quiet.

“Anyway, if I use this ‘miracle,’ can I hide my ears and tail?”

– Yes, if you’re willing to endure some discomfort, you can walk around in human form.

“Then let’s try it now. I need to know what the penalties are so I can come up with a plan.”

I asked the fox deity to test the ‘miracle,’ and he began to manipulate the energy within my body, trying to do something.

And finally, when the movement of energy completely stopped, I could confirm that all the thick tails on my buttocks were gone.

I touch my head.

The fluffy texture of my ears is gone, and instead, I now have the round ears typical of humans.

I touch around my buttocks.

All the tails are gone, leaving only empty holes in my panties.

I’ve finally returned to being human. And it seems like the Fox Deity’s “miracle” was quite successful.

I think to myself that there doesn’t seem to be any penalties, thankfully, as I touch my body here and there, the Fox Deity looks at me with a curious expression and asks me a question.

– Is there anything uncomfortable? Feeling suffocated, or perhaps feeling a surge of sexual desire?

“No, there’s nothing like that. Other than feeling a bit empty without my tails and ears, I’m surprisingly fine. Is it really true that there are penalties?”

– That’s strange, it was definitely a flawed spell when the Lady used it. For now, it’s better to observe for the rest of the day.

The Fox Deity warns me that I haven’t received any penalties and suggests observing for the day. I nod in agreement and cautiously ask the Fox Deity.

“Okay. But is there a time limit for this? It seems too perfect for a ‘miracle’.”

– With your current spiritual power, 5 hours is the limit, but if you use up all 5 hours, your body will be harmed, so around 3 hours should be sufficient.

There have been no penalties manifested so far, and the duration is 3 hours.

It takes 1 hour and 20 minutes to walk from my studio apartment to my parents’ house, so I’ll have plenty of time to enjoy myself even after spending a few Happy Times.

I express my satisfaction with the “miracle” granted by the Fox Deity and smile happily.

With this, I can solve problems without any issues.

I can protect my home and maintain my freedom.

Was I laughing as I thought about regaining my freedom?

But suddenly, a certain fact crosses my mind, and my expression turns somber.

“…Fox Deity.”

– Why are you suddenly looking so serious? Is there something uncomfortable bothering you?

“No, it’s not that…”

I point to the pile of laundry spread out on the veranda and speak in a gloomy voice.

“I don’t have any clothes to wear back home.”

—–

I am a shut-in, a loner.

I enjoy watching hentai where a fox spirit is violated while giggling, and I hate going outside and meeting people.

There are only my family and that annoying friend in my so-called human relationships, so there’s no one to meet anyway.

No one calls me out, and there’s no reason to go out except to empty the trash piled up in the house, so I never felt the need for “clothes.”

I only wear sweatpants when I go out once a month, and for the remaining 29 or 30 days, I can just wear underwear at home.

Do I really need to buy clothes?

That’s why even after becoming a gumiho, I didn’t buy a single piece of clothing.

I might have a pair of dolphin pants that my annoying friend gave me to wear when he broadcasts, but that’s about it.

Nothing else has been added.

What should I do?

If I go back home wearing sweatpants and dolphin pants, my dad will definitely blow his top, right?

But if I order now, the clothes will arrive too late and probably only after I leave tomorrow.

Is there no good solution?

As I pondered for a moment, I immediately picked up my phone and contacted my friend.

It’s daytime now.

If he’s not busy, he’ll definitely pick up.

I listened to the ringing tone, waiting for him to answer, and soon his voice, mixed with annoyance, started coming through the phone.

[What’s up, why are you calling at this hour?]

“The situation’s gone to shit, so I reached out. I’ve got a favor to ask of you.”

[Did some weird bastards show up again? But it’s too quiet around here to say that… So, what’s going on?]

In response to my friend’s request to get to the point, I slowly explained the situation.

“You know I haven’t been back home for almost a year, right?”

[I know very well. I also know that your father is waiting to give you a piece of his mind.]

“My father came down to the family home for a bit to see me. But all I have left to wear are sweatpants and dolphin shorts?”

“Damn, that’s fucked up, hahaha…”

Upon hearing the situation, my friend burst into laughter as if it wasn’t his concern, and I smiled back at him, saying,

“I’ll give you money to buy some clothes. If you don’t, I’ll tell my dad everything that’s happened so far.”

“What happened? Nothing much, right? What did I do?”

“Your daily messages on my phone saying you want to screw me over are all saved. How do you think he’ll react if I tell him about it?”

He’ll probably want to tear you apart.

Maybe he’ll disown you?

In the awkward silence that followed, I waited for my friend’s response, and soon he relented and said he would go buy some clothes.

“What should I buy? If you need anything, just tell me, I’ll buy everything for you.”

“No need, I’ll only wear it for a day tomorrow, why bother with fancy clothes? Oh, and buy me some underwear too. Size is a full I-cup.”

“…Go into a women’s underwear store alone? What the hell, man?”

“If you don’t want to go, you should have been more careful. You idiot.”

Chuckling, my friend threatened me with revenge in a cold voice.

“We’ll see, one day I’ll make you beg for mercy while naked.”

“What’s the point of making me beg while naked to you? But, it seems like you’ll never get that chance in your lifetime?”

I retorted, trying to wake him up from his delusions, but he replied seriously.

“We’ll see about that. You never know, within a year, you might be crying under me.”

“Please just drop dead trying to screw over your ballsack friend.”

Disdain and disgust dripped from my words as I insulted my friend, but he retorted with a crude remark.

“Regardless of the state of your mind, as long as the body is good, it shouldn’t matter, right?”