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040 – Rust causes a ruckus at a wedding!? # One

Baron Voltaire was in a very good mood.

This was because the wedding that took so much effort and effort came to fruition and took place today.

‘How could a bastard like a bastard come and raise his head stiffly, saying he was the son-in-law of a count’?

Monk Hyde.

A brat who was not a noble by birth and only believed in the name of the Agarpe family. Voltaire was very angry when such a bastard took Archibald’s name on his back and showed off.

‘But I survived thanks to my son-in-law! After all, people have to wait in line!’

The second son of the ‘prestigious’ Count Orléans family.

The Count of Orléans family was as historic as the Agarpe family in the neighboring Palcea region, and was the family that produced Roland Orléans, who is now one of the six knights of the Crusade.

This meant that even if they were the same count family, their prestige was incomparable to that of the Agarpe family, which fell apart after the war 20 years ago.

‘If I had sided with the royal family until the end along with the Agarpe guys, I would have done the same! Count Doban, he’s a count and he stiffens and looks good! 이 개새끼!’

Voltaire was a man filled with a desire to rise in status, a desire for success, and a greed for money.

He was very happy about the reversal in his relationship with the Count Agarpe family, whom he had served for generations.

‘People must use their heads well. That’s what politics is. You stupid bastard. So, you should have married your daughter to someone from a high noble family like me.’

Psyche was the only way for the Count Agarpe family to make a comeback. Psyche was rumored to be very beautiful, wise, and pious, so everyone wanted to take her as a bride.

When Voltaire saw Psyche when she was about 15 years old, his beauty made him want to take her as his second wife.

‘From what I heard, the Count of Orléans’ family also promoted marriage talks with Psyche. If Aaron Orléans had married Psyche instead of my daughter Cathy, our Voltaire family would never have had an opportunity like today… !’

However, Psyche refused to marry Aaron Orleans.

He said he was sick.

However, the disease was cured, and there was a rumor that Psyche had taken a man as her husband, and it was said that he was a wooden monk who had no parents or followers.

‘When I met him in real life, he was just a sane idiot!’

Why did they bring in a man like that as their son-in-law?

Did Dovan Agarpe go crazy?

‘No, Doban was a fool from the beginning. An idiot who became a count simply by being born as the eldest son of a count. On such a topic, I fucked me when I was 12 years old! ‘

Voltaire recalled his 12th birthday banquet.

At that time, Rush Voltaire asked Doban to spar with him in swordsmanship, and Doban completely cracked him up.

After being humiliated that day, Rush didn’t pick up his sword.

‘In the end, I am the one who ultimately won! And I won the arch bolts to the dog! He looked down on me with those cold eyes when I decided to betray the Agarpe family and stand on the side of the church!’

Voltaire hated Archbishop Archibald as much as he hated the Doban.

But what about the archibald?

‘Archibolt, you say you’re a chess piece abandoned by His Holiness the Pope these days, right? The story of Archibald’s humiliation in the capital Barakhan is now known to the world!’

Agarpe and Archibald.

These two families now have nothing left to do but disappear into old history.

At least Rush Voltaire thought so and had no doubt that his Voltaire family would fill the gap.

In reality, things were going that smoothly.

‘Viscount Voltaire, count, marquis, no, if you do well, you might even become king! Yes, the throne of the royal capital is empty anyway, right? There’s a law that says I shouldn’t sit there… !?’

It was Rush Voltaire who was laughing at that thought.

Just then, a strange sound was heard.

“Aaaa━─!!!!!!!!”

It was someone screaming evilly.

It was like a scream or a shout of anger.

What was strange was that this shouting continued endlessly.

10 seconds, 20 seconds, 30 seconds, 40 seconds, 50 seconds─.

Screaming endlessly without taking a single breath was something that was completely impossible with human lung capacity.

“What do you mean?”

“I don’t know-.”

“Who would wail like this on a wedding day─.”

The guests in the garden were embarrassed.

And they were finally able to find something on the roof of the mansion.

‘Well, what is that-.’

He was a man wearing very bright red robes.

He was wearing a strange mask, and I liked that kind of thing.

His lower body─.

This was because it had swelled to a size that had never been seen before in the world.

“Aaagh!”

“You are a devil, you are a devil… !”

The women began to scream out of instinct and get scared.

Voltaire felt like he was going to be dizzy from this unexpected commotion, but all he could think of was that he had to make this wedding a success no matter what.

“Who are you! Who are you?”

“My name is Rust! Voltaire You idiot, there was a wedding and you didn’t invite Rust! Rust will punish you like that!”

Sze-.

The gunman who identified himself as Rust picked up a wad of paper from his arms and threw it with all his force towards the surrounding area.

“Look at this masterpiece of Rust! Hahaha, the title of this work is “Non-Virgin”!”

Those who picked up the fluttering piece of paper were surprised to see what was written on it.

The person who was most surprised when he saw what was written on the paper was the new groom, Aaron Orleans.

“… what? New bride Cathy Voltaire’s pussy is like a communal well? It’s been a long time since many men came and went, and she even had an abortion that killed the baby in her womb?”

It was a very low-class and vulgar story about a woman named ‘Cathy’ before her marriage, who was in love with various men as she pleased.

Who would dare write and spread such a terrible story, about a woman who was supposed to be the bride of a prestigious count?

“Cash! Is what is said here true? Didn’t you say that no man has ever held my hand before? Of course this story is a lie, right?”

Cathy Voltaire.

Her eyes also became dizzy as she looked at the letters written on the paper.

“There’s no way this ridiculous story is true! father! What are you doing! Please kick out that devilish cabal! What on earth is happening to my wedding?! Father!”

Voltaire came to his senses when he heard his daughter calling him.

It was that moment.

Grumbling─.

Isn’t there a fire burning in the mansion along with some kind of intense heat?

The mansion was on fire.

“Boo, it’s fire!”

“Fire!”

A fire that spreads quickly.

In the scorching heat and black smoke, the demonic Rust raised his hands high and burst into laughter.

“Hahaha, starting fires is my favorite thing in the world! And what I love most is the spark between a man and a woman! cash! You’re not going to pretend like you don’t know what happened last night!”

“It happened last night! What do you mean… !”

Cathy, a woman with brown hair grown into a bun, shouted angrily.

Rust raised his index finger and made a gesture of stabbing it into the other rounded finger. As everyone focused their attention on the blatant hand gesture, Rust spoke as if driving a wedge.

“Cassie, the moans you let out as you were crushed by my huge prick are still vivid in my ears. What are you talking about? You weren’t a virgin to begin with! yes? This lewd non-virgin bitch!”

“Rain, a non-virgin─.”

Cathy was very embarrassed.

‘no! I’m a virgin! Tachankarang did it with his ass! I did it behind! So I’m still a virgin!’

Cathy consoled herself like that.

However, perhaps because of Rust’s urging, Cassie began to feel a strong sense of guilt and guilt, and her hands and feet were shaking in embarrassment.

Looking at that scene, Aaron of the Count of Orléans shouted even more.

“Cash! What does this mean?”

“For me, I’m a virgin! I am a virgin more pure than anyone else! Orleans, you don’t believe the words of such an ignorant pervert more than mine, do you? I am a virgin who is cleaner than anyone else!”

Cathy cried and spoke emotionally.

However, Rust ridiculed such appeals.

“There is no such thing as a pure virgin in this world, right? If there is one, there is only the virgin Psyche… ! All women except the virgin Psyche are non-virgins… ! But, if you’re going to lie that much… .”

Sze-.

Rust raised his index finger.

He pointed at Cathy.

“I will place the curse of non-virgin on you. Cathy, it wouldn’t matter if you were truly a virgin at heart. If you are a non-virgin, you will develop severe rashes and blisters on your body… !”

Sigh-.

It was Rust who said that and moved his robe hand exaggeratedly.

# # #

An interesting part of the book I read about the Baron Voltaire family from the Agarpe family was that their grandfather died from a cough, rash, and pain while eating peanut salad.

When I saw it, it was a symptom of an allergy, but the church at the time declared it to be ‘divine punishment.’

Well, it was in the 20th century that people learned about peanut allergies.

Do you think people in this world know anything about allergies?

So, he set the kitchen on fire using the peanut oil he had collected from the kitchen of the Voltaire mansion and sprayed the oil into the garden with all his might with the same hand gestures he had just made.

There was a lot of it on the paper that was just thrown into the air.

Allergies are hereditary.

Of course, Lady Cathy Voltaire is allergic to peanuts.

“Ugh, ahhh- Ugh-.”

In fact, Cathy Voltaire started complaining of pain and itching all over, just as I felt when I cursed her.

Cathy raises her fingernails and begins to scratch her skin.

I shouted at her.

“Khahaha! The lewd non-virgin winner is the winner! You communal well pussy! As a non-virgin, you will suffer from extreme itching until the moment you die, and then die a painful death!”