episode_0040
by admin040
[Foreign Press Ambassador: Oh shit!!! A bug crawled out of the basement!!]
This is fucking shit, seriously
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ㅇㅇ(22.123): You look exactly like the foreign correspondent you serve. What are you doing? Hurry up and bow down.
Nㅇㅇ(3.12): Seriously lol
Am I laughing: Why are you crying? You don’t have any money saved up?
Foreign press ambassador: You’re running and leaving all your money behind, f*ck
No, am I laughing?: ? Just do your work. Why waste your abilities? I can survive just by getting on and off with my tentacles.
No no no Foreign Press Ambassador: The saint of the church doesn’t work.
Am I laughing: You fucking idiot.
Today is also a peaceful day for Villainnet.
As usual, they were spreading all sorts of bait and eating up valuable internet traffic.
ㅇㅇ(21.123): Ah, I want to have sex.
ㅇㅇ(34.21): The fact is that the gallery stocks are crushing the Pak Tong-Kyeon.
Baby Angel: Hawawawawawawa >< Baby Angel, I ate something delicious today too!
ㅇㅇ(2.134): I don't see the sex doll
Then, all of a sudden, a nuclear bomb was dropped. And without any warning signs.
[ㅇㅇ(23.241): The Hero Association declares war on crime.]
It's too much of a hassle to explain, so just go to the article link and read it.
I think the association heads are going to give it a try now. They must have also sorted out the troublesome foreign press corps. They are going to put all their effort into it.
You each figure it out for yourself. I'm going to go to District 87 and live there soon.
For VillainNet, the Hero Association is… a place where opinions are divided.
Some users tremble at the mere mention of the name, while others shudder.
Those who are strong are just funny. Those who are connected to them don't even care.
But the war on crime certainly… . . lit the flames of the Villainnet.
[Joseon King Jjot: It seems like something really big is going on.]
Up until now, the association years have never declared war. At most, they have announced a large-scale crackdown.
But saying that I will hit you directly is;;;
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Seven Packers: This is really not easy… I haven’t done anything to get caught recently, but if it’s like this;
ㅇㅇ(12.24): Aren't you the boss of a gang?? Why are you worried?
N Joseon King Jjot: I don't know, but I'm worried about my younger siblings being captured.
nnzz(32.1): You're acting all loyal as a gang boss. You're acting all bullshit.
The villains who make up the majority of Villainnet users are of the 3rd or 4th rank, which means they are on the weak side. That may be why they are making such a fuss about the war on crime.
[Am I laughing: What should I eat for lunch today?]
Sushi? Steak? Hamburger? Fries?
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Foreign Press Ambassador: The sushi restaurant that opened yesterday at the 3rd intersection of District 2 was pretty good.
Are you laughing?: Don't you live in a studio?
ㄴㄴForeign Press Ambassador: The saint of the church must live only on delicious food.
Am I laughing: You fucking idiot.
Even the most powerful people in VillainNet had no idea about this situation. They were confident that they would not be caught.
[ㅇㅇ(34.12): But if this is the case, the leader of the Hero Association…]
Isn't it a gallery? It's a mascot. In its own way.
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ㅇㅇ(24.12): Is that so?
ㅇㅇ(12.34): Huh? If we just do this for a bit… .
It wasn't all bad. If it's natural, then it's natural. If there's bad things, isn't it the law that there's also good things?
The Villainnet became one without even saying anything… If Sirius takes the lead. And if only we could capture him by chance.
[ㅇㅇ(23.23): Let's say that the person who captures the Galju first eats it.]
agreed?
The Villain Net, which had been in chaos due to an incident whose source was unclear, gradually… . changed into a festive atmosphere.
***
The hero headquarters located in District 1 boasts an enormous scale.
The building itself is a whopping 450m tall, and each floor is equipped with a system to defend against external attacks.
I don’t know if it’s someone’s taste, but the exterior color is all black, so it reminds me of the Demon King’s castle… .
Besides, explaining the Aegis system, which costs hundreds of billions of dollars annually, would take up a huge amount of time, so I will skip it.
“This is the kind of place you live in. You…?”
“The address is here, but the place I live is different.”
“What kind of villain's den is this?”
Well, if someone who doesn't know anything about fashion saw it, they might have that kind of impression.
But this is a beautiful group of justice that cannot be defined in such a way.
“Everyone thinks that way at first. But… .”
“Isn't it super hot in the summer? They say black absorbs heat. If there's a strain on the material… .”
“… It doesn’t matter, because it cools with its own system.”
What do you know? You haven't even graduated from high school.
“Today I'm going to show you how I hold meetings. You can see how I work.”
“Working man… !”
“I know what you're thinking.”
There aren't many men who work like me. It must be a strange experience for her.
With an expressionless face, I entered the lobby entrance. As expected of a proper hero, I did not undergo any body checks.
“Uh, who's the person behind you?”
“I am a candidate for hero recruitment. I am currently training him. I will ensure his identity.”
“Ah, yes! I understand, Sirius.”
“h, Sirius… ?”
Wait, this guy doesn't know my identity.
I quietly dragged her to the elevator, the one located deep in the lobby, reserved for heroes.
“That's ridiculous! You're Sirius? You didn't say anything like that!”
“Then do you think there are other male heroes?”
“Since it's one in 100 million… . Isn't it likely that there are a few hundred people among the world's population?”
“I'm the only active male superhuman.”
Also, no one has ever heard of a male superman except me.
I think they either ran off into the back alleys, or were killed, or… didn't know they were superhumans.
Anyway, I am the only one working on the side of justice.
“Oh, I see. Then what I've been eating so far is… Sirius? Did I take his sympathy? Kihihihi… ”
“Stop that laugh. Are you really going to hit me?”
“Kihihi, khihihihi… .”
Oh my gosh. What should I do with this?
“I want to brag to Villainnet right now. That I knocked Sirius into bed.”
“Don't do that. You're a hero from now on. You should also disconnect from the internet.”
“Why Villainnet! That, that's my life.”
Villainnet is life?
Come to think of it, Yuki is a crazy hikikomori who lost his parents and locked himself in his room.
Naturally, her isolation from society lasted for several years, and the only external information she could receive was the Internet.
She doesn't know the beauty of the park. She doesn't know the freshness of the sea. She hasn't experienced the grace of the mountains.
'It was very difficult to bring you here. If I hadn't brought a private plane, you wouldn't have come.'
Because I don’t want to go out, like an elementary school student who thinks the board blocks are lava zones… .
And he was so exhausted from washing up on the private plane (he said he couldn't wash up because he had never washed up before. I washed him up for him).
“No matter what, if you become a hero… . You can’t just stay in your room.”
“I don't like that… .”
“But if you hear about the various benefits, you'll change your mind, right? Okay. You can come down now. This is the top floor.”
The top floor of Hero Headquarters.
To protect against terrorism, the top floor was built with particularly thick walls.
'I think it would be much better to just build it underground… No matter how much money you throw at it, if the floor below collapses, won't it just fall down?'
It's something I can't understand, but I guess that's just how the Hero Association is.
“Hero Special Action Team. Team Leader, Sirius.”
“That guy… .”
“Yes, Sirius. He has the highest arrest rate among all men and women… . Recently, he is said to have infiltrated foreign media organizations and extracted important information. ”
I had forgotten too much. I am Sirius. He is called the natural enemy of villains, and I have defeated hundreds of them with my own hands.
My shoulders are going up on their own! Praise me more! You heroes with no accomplishments!
“Attention everyone. Today's agenda contains very important matters.”
Is there anything more important than my compliments? Ha. That's funny.
At most, it's about foreign correspondents. The director is busy, too.
“A new type of drug called 'Star' is spreading throughout the area. It's dangerous… .”
My compliments were quickly buried.
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