episode_0038

Beings belonging to the realm of goodness or neutrality, such as gods or transcendents, can be likened to non-aggressive mobs in a game.

If you don’t provoke them, they won’t show any favor or even pay attention to you.

However, if you provoke a non-aggressive mob by mistake, they can be scarier than aggressive mobs.

The moment you touch their feelings wrongly, they become more terrifying than evil beings.

I’ve seen several cases like that.

Lycan oppa who lived next door in my hometown sneaked into the divine realm to commit a sin but ended up turning into a female by mistake.

The vampire unnie who lived upstairs tried to kidnap and imprison a young angel but got imprisoned in return by a goddess.

I heard recently that she has turned over a new leaf, living well while flirting with the goddess.

The dragon uncle who lived downstairs casually touched a transcendent belonging to the neutrality realm out of boredom and has been running for his life ever since to protect his back.

He received a letter yesterday saying he might be caught by tomorrow. It was a request for help, but I lightly ignored it because I might be screwed if I go the wrong way.

Neighbors who couldn’t resist their desires and ended up annihilating all the demon spawns.

Although I vowed not to pay attention to the absolute beings or transcendents in the direction where they are, using those foolish beings as a lesson.

Is it a demon’s racial trait to do stupid things blinded by desire?

Why did I do such a stupid thing too?

“…Is there no way to calm the anger? I heard from the vampire unnie last time that beings from the good or neutral side don’t easily calm down once they get angry.”

The anger of the evil beings transcending the realm is rather light and not very intimidating.

They are always angry.

They get angry if you ignore them, they get angry if they get caught in a trap, and they get angry if they get beaten up in a fight that ensues.

Because they are always angry, the evil beings are not considered very scary, unlike the beings from the good or neutral side.

“How dare a lowly lycanthrope like you try to commit a sin without knowing your place? Turn this guy into a female! And commit sins until you realize you are female!”

“You crazy bastards! I’m a man! What the hell? My body?”

“Shut up! From now on, you are a female! If I’m a female, then I’m a female! If I’m a female, I should obey the commands of a male!”

“Keehee♡”

When they get angry, even the suppressed madness bursts out at once, making it difficult for the flames of anger to subside easily.

The streamer I provoked must be the same.

Since she explicitly mentioned feeling uncomfortable at the end, she will definitely find me and punish me no matter what.

“…Should I run away? No, the dragon uncle ran away and ended up cornered at the end of the demon realm. The vampire unnie was tied up and imprisoned instead. If I run away, that woman might get angrier and who knows what she might do.”

Yes, let’s reply for now.

Apologize as neatly as possible and say you will accept any punishment.

Sincere apologies are usually accepted by beings from other realms, even if not by evil beings.

“How to write an apology letter… 7 easy ways to calm down an angry person…”

In order to soothe her feelings, I searched for various information on the internet and collected the information before sitting in front of the computer.

And then, I started writing the apology letter, forcing my trembling heart to calm down as I had learned.

Please, let this apology letter ease her mood.

—–

After defeating my friend who had changed into a centipede beyond the fairy, I was devouring the remaining chicken when my older sister came to visit.

Why are there so many visitors coming to my house today of all days?

That too, right when I was busy looking for an editor to hire.

But it’s not my place to complain to a sister who’s more violent than a gangster.

I greeted my sister, holding a chicken leg in my hand just in case she might eat the remaining one.

“Who’s this humble guest in our humble abode? What brings you here?”

“Before I say anything, is that chicken leg in your hand the last one? Hand it over.”

“What the hell, why are you talking about chicken legs as soon as you arrive? And how is that even relevant?”

“Am I your servant? You always hold onto things you don’t want to give up. Since that’s the last chicken leg, you don’t want to give it up, right? Just give it to me nicely. If you don’t want trouble.”

Damn it.

Do you think I’ll give you the last chicken leg if you talk like that?

…Fine, here you go. I still want to see more destruction and adult content.

So please take this and spare me, sister.

With tears in my eyes, I handed over the precious chicken leg I held, and my sister entered the house, munching on the chicken leg deliciously.

And, looking at the unconscious friend and the dented frying pan, she clicked her tongue.

“Why is Hyuk-jin lying down again? Judging by the bump on his head, he must have been hit really hard. If the frying pan looks like that, how hard did you hit him?”

“I hit him with just the right amount of force. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have passed out.”

“What did he say to deserve that?”

“He was questioning whether it would be embarrassing to get hit by a chicken’s excrement while eating chicken.”

After hearing the details of the incident, my sister glanced at the unconscious friend with disdain, then raised the dented frying pan and struck his head.

Bang!!!

“Ouch…”

The friend, barely coming to his senses after another intense shock, looked around nervously. When he saw my sister in front of him, he quickly lowered his gaze.

“Sister, you look even more beautiful today, don’t you?”

“Are you saying I look like a pig?”

“Oh, no? That’s not what I meant…”

What else could you mean, you idiot? When you say someone is beautiful, it means they look like an animal, you moron.

Seeing the flustered friend stammering, not knowing what to do, my sister sighed and sent him away.

“Don’t ruin the atmosphere for no reason, just go home. I have something to discuss with him.”

“No, sister? I even brought garlic soy sauce chicken…”

“Yeah, enjoy the chicken. Come back next time.”

After my sister’s firm attitude, the friend slouched and left the house. Confirming his departure, my sister took out a can of beer from the fridge and sat across from me.

Then, she opened the beer can without hesitation.

“I told Dad and Mom roughly. They said to bring you home in two days.”

“It’s a bit difficult for me to go out, isn’t it a bit unreasonable to ask me to come?”

“Dad said, the one who did wrong should come, it’s not right for the one who didn’t do wrong to go.”

“…Dad must be really angry, do I have to go if he’s not happy?”

“Then I’ll not only get beaten by you, but also by Dad until my bones break, right? Just go quietly and take a few hits…”

“If I take those hits, I’ll retire from this world, how can I take them? Or, would you take a hit on my behalf, sister?”

“Little brother? There are things to say and not to say between siblings, you know?”

Seeing my sister trembling all over, as if she had PTSD, I let out a small sigh.

“Two days later, did you only come to tell me about my funeral? That can’t be the only reason you’re here.”

“There’s one more thing. I only told Mom, but she was thrilled when I told her you’ve become a female fox spirit with nine alluring tails.”

“Are you suggesting using Mom’s alluring tails to distract Dad’s attacks?”

“Well, that’s the only way. Even though Dad is a tough guy who can handle 3 to 700, he turns into a gentle bulldog in front of Mom’s sweet voice.”

Well, Dad is indeed caught by Mom.

Honestly, being caught is not bad. Even though I’m Dad’s son, I honestly think Mom is too precious for Dad.

It’s like a real-life Beauty and the Beast, but I can’t figure out how the beastly Dad managed to charm Mom more than the beast.

Thinking about the mismatched appearance of my parents, I thanked my sister.

“You already made the bow. Thanks, sis.”

“If you’re thankful, treat me better. Don’t just stay cooped up in the house having happy time all the time. You’ve even left a smell in the house, how much have you been doing?”

“Um… about an hour a day?”

“Don’t bullshit me, tell me straight, how many hours?”

With a cold voice, my sister asked, and I lowered my head and replied in a low voice.

“…4 hours.”

“You crazy bastard, did you go crazy with lust after becoming a woman? Are you enjoying it that much even though you’re a man? Huh?”

“It’s all because of the mating season, if it weren’t for the mating season, it wouldn’t have been this severe!”

As I shouted back in response to my sister’s words, she finished her beer and sighed before getting up from her seat.

“Hey.”

“Yeah?”

Why are you looking at me with such a strange gaze, it’s making me uncomfortable.

As I watched my sister warily with her uneasy gaze, she took out a condom from her pocket and placed it on the table.

“If you’re going to do it with Hyukjin, at least do it without Dad knowing? And make sure to use protection. I’ve seen dozens of cases where not using a condom led to trouble because it feels better without it.”

“Why the hell would I think of doing it with that bastard? Am I crazy to do it with him?”

“Soonest in three months, longest in a year. My sharp intuition is telling me.”

“Your intuition is dead, please don’t do any gambling or anything like that.”

Why do humans who are not dogs keep barking like dogs?

There’s only one dog here, me.

I threw the condom on the table at my sister and shouted for her to leave.

“If you’re done, get out quickly, I have work to do now.”

“Are you drawing erotic pictures again? Let me see what you’re drawing.”

“No, get out! It’s a weird drawing!!!”

“Just let me see how weird it is! I’m curious!”

My ignorant sister easily subdued me and laid me on the floor, unlocking the computer screen.

With an eager look, she checked the screen and soon began to look at me with a strong sense of disgust.

“Do you… usually draw stuff like this?”

Even the most open-minded individuals show reluctance with a ‘this is a bit…’ when it comes to extreme erotica.

What popped up on the screen was a controversial adult content with one of the most divisive tags.

It was a shocking adult content.