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Ahhh~ A fresh cock!

As if the Virgin Beach Ghost had a cock-detecting sensor, she cleverly noticed how excellent my cock was and desperately tried to get her hands on it.

Unlike her fervor, however, her movements were incredibly simple, making her not difficult to dodge.

However, it seemed different from the onlookers’ perspective.

“Ruan, be careful!”

“Run!”

Abel and Uni’s faces flushed with shame at the Virgin Beach Ghost’s vulgar words, yet they still sent warnings my way. They were afraid of witnessing their friend being raped in real-time.

“Ugh, she’s tenacious!”

I felt frustrated while dodging the Virgin Beach Ghost’s hands this way and that. As expected, since she was a ghost-type monster, physical attacks had no effect. The only time physical force could work was during penetration, but there was no way I could thrust in front of Abel and Uni. It wasn’t easy to deal with.

At least techniques using mana, like sword energy, were effective, but Abel and Uni were flustered by the sudden situation and couldn’t think of attacking immediately. Of course, the fact that they had never killed anything in human form probably played a part too.

Just as the stalemate continued.

“Found it!”

Yas suddenly popped out from beyond the bushes and let out a cheer upon seeing the Virgin Beach Ghost.

The Virgin Beach Ghost reacted immediately.

Eeeek! Crazy pervert!

No matter how sex-starved a woman was, it seemed truly impossible to associate with a madman; she trembled all over in terror.

As a brief opening appeared, the flustered Abel seemed to come to his senses and immediately drew his sword. From the sword’s blade, jet-black sword energy, darker than darkness, surged forth.

“Ruan, move!”

“It’s fine. Cut it down!”

Before the warning reached my ears, I was already 2 meters away from the Virgin Beach Ghost. Abel slid forward and charged, cleaving the Virgin Beach Ghost in two with a single strike.

A piercing shriek!

Along with a ghostly wail that seemed to tear one’s ears, her already blurry body completely melted into space and vanished without a trace. With that, the situation was concluded for now.

Thud!

And Yas, as the ghost vanished before his eyes, seemed shocked and fell to his knees.

“Oh no. My virgin ghost.”

He seemed to have thought this was finally his chance to escape virginity; his reaction was more intense than expected. It wasn’t for nothing that the epithet ‘intense’ was included in his tribe’s alternative name.

Yas looked up at the sky and screamed.

“Waaaaaaaaah!!”

To an outsider, he looked as despairing as if he had lost a beloved lover.

Suppressing the urge to smack him on the back of the head, I approached Abel.

“Thanks. Thanks to you, I wasn’t raped.”

“Uh, yeah. I’m glad you’re safe.”

“I was scared something strange would happen…”

Uni patted her chest, and her face flushed as if she had imagined what might have happened. She also has a subtly lewd side.

“By the way, if this is the case, should we call Professor Sara-nim? Ruan, what do you think?”

“Well. I think she’ll probably be here soon. Because some guy just screamed loudly.”

As I glanced sideways at Yas, Abel, whose gaze followed mine, nodded.

“You’re right about that. Then let’s wait a bit.”

Afterward, as we chatted idly, Sara appeared shortly after.

“You guys! Why are you here?”

“Ah, Professor-nim! Actually, we just encountered a virgin ghost and defeated it.”

“Is that true? No wonder I couldn’t find it no matter how much I searched. Abel, good job. Then let’s all go down. People will be waiting.”

A convinced Sara sighed and led everyone to the entrance. Perhaps the mountain, in preparation for any unknown possibilities, would request support from the order and conduct a large-scale search. Because that place was the best for dealing with undead and ghost-type beings.

I stretched as I followed behind.

‘This concludes today’s work.’

Now I should go back to my room, wash up, get a good night’s sleep, and prepare for the next day.

*

“Hey, friend! We’re here!”

“Ruan, excuse us!”

After evening roll call, the moment I lay down on the bed to sleep, the door opened and a group of men entered the room. There were four in total. Abel and Yas were there, of course, but there were also two others I’d never met before.

As I hesitated and sat up, my original roommates excitedly left, as if replacing them.

“What is it, you guys? Why are you here?”

“Oh come on, is that how you’re going to talk? How disheartening!”

“Sorry! But it’s the first day of the training camp, so I thought we should spend it together as friends.”

However Yas persuaded him, Abel also seemed unwilling to give in today and tried to gloss over it. My gaze turned to the remaining two.

“Ah, hello! I’m Wesley.”

“I’m Marin! Please take care of me today!”

The one with messy brown hair was Wesley, and the one with blue hair was Marin. Both of them were quite nervous at the fact that they had met the famous Ruan Friuli; their faces were quite tense. It was obvious they had been dragged here semi-forcibly by Yas.

I couldn’t bring myself to ignore them and introduced myself in return and shook hands. Afterward, my gaze fixed on Yas again.

“So, what are we going to play?”

“Hahaha! Well, there are many things! I brought almost everything!”

Yas, realizing that my words meant consent, grinned and pulled out everything from cards to various board games from his pocket, spreading them out. From ones similar to Earth’s to completely different ones, the variety was immense. Next to him, Wesley and Marin were setting out snacks and drinks, respectively.

“What do you want to do? I know all of them, so you choose. If you don’t know, I’ll teach you slowly!”

“…Then this.”

Ignoring Yas, who had a look unique to experienced players, what I chose was a board game similar to Jenga. With this, the rules were simple, and the presence or absence of experience couldn’t make a big difference.

Yas seemed to have caught on to my intention.

“Hoo… So you chose that, huh? Alright! Let’s start right away!”

We sat in a circle in the empty space in front of the bed, spread out the board game, and began to enjoy ourselves. Sometimes we lost, sometimes we won, but one thing was for sure: this was quite enjoyable. It was truly the first time in a long while I could play without any worries.

Several hours passed in that state, and it was around midnight.

“I’m starting to get tired of board games now, how about we do something else?”

Yas complained of boredom and subtly winked at everyone. I threw my cards onto the floor and asked.

“Is there anything else to do? Didn’t you only bring board games?”

“Heeheehee! Well, those were just to pass the time until now. How about we go over there? It looks fun.”

“Over there…?”

The direction Yas pointed was out the window. Following his gaze, the building next door appeared. That was where the girls stayed.

Abel, startled, cried out.

“Ah, no! The girls are over there. If we get caught, we’ll be in big trouble.”

“Oh come on! A man should know how to risk his life for his dreams! You’re saying you can’t do it because you’re scared of something like that?”

“This is different from that! What if rumors spread?! I’m against it!”

“Oh, you dare? You dare cast a dissenting vote? Does that mean we’re deciding by majority rule? Ruan, what about you?”

“Of course, I’m on this side.”

I quietly sided with Abel. Not only did I not have any particular romantic notions about girls’ rooms, but given my image, I couldn’t participate in such a thing. If rumors really spread, I could arouse suspicion from the possessed.

However, the situation didn’t go as intended, as Yas smirked slyly and cast his gaze towards Wesley and Marin. Then, as if they had already agreed, they immediately stood behind Yas.

“I agree with Yas.”

“Right! If you’re a man, you should try ringing a girl’s doorbell and running away at least once!”

Only then did I realize. That the main purpose of them coming to this room was this, rather than board games, from the very beginning! This horny Yas mobilized Wesley and Marin to crush us with a majority vote.

‘Crazy bastard.’

Yas wore a villainous grin.

“Alright, ringing a girl’s doorbell and running away has been adopted by a 3:2 vote. Surely neither of you are planning to back out, right?”

“Ugh… Even so…”

“Abel. Are you really going to be like this? Aren’t you curious about Uni’s pajamas? Huh? Think carefully.”

Realizing that only threats weren’t enough, Yas subtly tempted Abel. Abel blinked his eyes innocently and said.

“I’ve already seen Uni in her pajamas…”

“What?! You’ve seen her?!”

“Yeah. She was a childhood friend. Sometimes when I went to her house, she’d be in her pajamas…”

“You’ve already had a meeting of the parents?! You deceiver! Wesley, Marin! Grab Abel!”

“Ugh, aaaaaah! Stop it!”

Abel, who had unintentionally touched Yas’s raw nerve, was subjected to an armbar as a basic, and also endured the so-called ‘motorcycle,’ where one’s legs are shaken vigorously between the groin. Screaming, Abel, who had reached out to me for salvation, soon waved a white flag.

“A-alright! I’ll go! I’ll go, so please stop!”

“Really? Do you swear? If you’re lying, be prepared!”

“It’s true! I’ll definitely go!”

Only after giving reassurance multiple times could Abel finally escape the torture. I patted Abel on the back.

“Ruan, what about you?”

“…If I say I’m not going, are you going to do the same to me?”

“I don’t know about that. Instead, I can’t say what consequences will come back to you.”

“Sigh… Alright, alright. I’ll go.”

“Alright! Then everyone get ready to go!”

Yas, who had barely received unanimous consent, was overjoyed and began to formulate a plan. I thought to myself.

‘Well, as long as we don’t get caught.’

As long as we weren’t discovered by the professors, there was nothing to lose by participating in this. If push came to shove, I could sacrifice one of them and escape. I was confident I could survive unscathed.

A moment later, we slipped out of the room.

“Shhh— Everyone move carefully. We don’t know who might be on lookout.”

At Yas’s warning, we nodded quietly. For the students’ privacy, the professors weren’t actively extending their senses, but even so, their basic physical abilities were incomparably superior to ours. Especially if it was a close-combat professor, it was as good as caught the moment we were discovered.

Soon, we arrived in front of the connecting corridor. Beyond this was the girls’ building. The problem was that a professor was standing guard in the middle of it.

‘Serlin Madres.’

That woman, Sara’s rival. Her beautiful blonde hair shone brilliantly even under the cheap lighting, and her clear emerald eyes had the effect of brightening her surroundings. Overall, she seemed prickly yet was a noble lady with a refined appearance.

Yas gestured.

“I’ll draw her attention, so you guys slip past in that gap. Got it? I’ll make my own way over.”

We tilted our heads in confusion for a moment, then, with a thought of ‘he’ll manage somehow,’ nodded. Yas gave a thumbs-up and went around the wall.

Heavy footsteps—

Loud footsteps echoed, as if meant to be heard, and a reaction came immediately.

“Who’s there? What are you doing here at this hour?”

“Professor Serlin-nim. The kids in my room are fighting, could you come for a moment?”

“Fighting? Where? Guide me!”

“Yes. Please follow me.”

I don’t know how he planned to handle it, but Yas admirably drew Serlin away. Holding our breaths from behind the wall, we waited for Serlin to get further away, and when the surroundings grew quiet, we quickly crossed the connecting corridor. We stopped after going a bit further.

“Whew… We’ve arrived. But what about Yas?”

Even though it was Yas who had assaulted his privates, Abel seemed worried and glanced at the connecting corridor we had just passed. Wesley and Marin also, having lost their leader, didn’t know what to do and hesitated awkwardly.

‘What do we do now?’

About three minutes passed like that. Just as footsteps seemed to get closer little by little, Yas leisurely appeared.

“Oh, you were here?”

“Yas. You’re safe?”

“Of course. Surely you didn’t doubt me?”

“But how did you come so easily? Besides, she took you away saying the kids were fighting. Didn’t you get scolded?”

As Wesley and Marin greeted him enthusiastically and asked, Yas spoke as if boasting of his exploits.

“Hehe, actually, I went with her and confessed.”

“Confessed?”

“Yeah. I told her I liked her and asked her to go out with me.”

“Then what?”

“Of course, I got rejected. So I grabbed her skirt hem and cried and pleaded for her to go out with me, and she seemed really annoyed. Then, I pretended to give up and followed her, and she went to the bathroom, irritated. I quickly ran back in that gap.”

“I see…”

To think he would endure such immense humiliation just for this fleeting amusement. He’s amazing in a different sense.

As everyone stared blankly, Yas pointed forward as if it was nothing.

“More importantly, it’s time to peek into the girls’ rooms. Everyone, snap out of it. The goal is right in front of us. Let’s go!”

Should we really keep following this madman? That was the thought that popped into everyone’s mind at that moment.