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Abnormal Status

– Heat Period

– Masochistic Bitch Lv2

– Nymphomania Lv2

– Exhibitionism Lv1

– Urination Lv3 (level up!)

– Neglected Masochist Lv1 (new!)

Erogenous Zones

– Clitoris, Nipples, Tailbone

Urination Level 3

Now, you cannot urinate in a private place where others cannot see you. You need someone to watch you or someone to spray it on in order to do your business. Animals are not allowed.

In this case, you will continue to feel arousal while urinating.

*If you look around and there is no one else, you can urinate through masturbation. Use it only in emergencies.

Neglected Masochist Level 1

If the object of your affection ignores you, your affection for that object will only grow stronger.

Recent Events

– I reached my peak while feeding Gresia my essence and feeling jealous as she kissed other men.

Most Pleasurable Act

– When Gresia treated my tailbone like an essence release button.

Current Thoughts

– What if I just killed them all? I can use my abilities to make all their hearts explode at once.

“…Well, let’s take a break for now. Resting before preparing dinner is also part of our job.”

“Huh. Well! Let’s go out for a bit!”

The men who were peeking at the wall with the status window quickly ran away after reading my inner thoughts.

“Argh! So annoying!”

Since being thrown into this world, I don’t think I’ve ever been this annoyed.

Was it because of Mind Control by Myung-seong?

[Wow… I’m talking. I’ve been traveling to many worlds with many users at the command of Lady Selia, right?]

At that moment, Myung-seong, who didn’t respond even after calling for a long time, suddenly spoke up.

“Oh, surprised me! Do you only come out when you’re needed?”

[Listen, listen. Anyway, I’ve been traveling to several worlds in novels with you users.]

“…And?”

[I was either eaten by a dragon, hung on an orc ship after losing my limbs to be used as a meat shield, or died from being stabbed. Those were the top 3 tragic moments for you users.]

“But now, that’s been upgraded to the top spot. Pfft. Essence vending machine… Urine dispenser… Pffft. Being ignored by another woman and not getting any attention.”

“Are you crazy? It’s okay to provoke, but you can’t tell me that kind of stuff, right? Can you just say it?”

[Sure. Anyway, it’s over for me. The link with Selia has been completely severed.]

“…Huh? What does that mean? You said we couldn’t communicate before.”

“Well. How should I explain it?”

“…Until yesterday, the LAN was connected but no signal was coming in, right?”

“But today, ta-da! The LAN cable has been cut and disappeared.”

“Do you see the difference? The difference between a state where reconnection is promised someday and a state where reconnection will never happen.”

“So what happens to me?”

“I don’t know about you. If you meet a divine being of a similar level to Selia, you might be able to go back.”

“…Hmm. But you’re confirmed not to be able to go back to Selia, right?”

“Probably. Anyway, I’ll tell you everything that was hidden behind the gold seal. You have to escape.”

“I want to get out of this island right now.”

“Oh, it’s interesting. Why are you like this? Go find other men quickly. I wonder how you’ll be used this time. Breastfeeding machine?”

“You’re really something! That’s a serious thing to say… Anyway, then tell me about the novel that the god of this world wrote. I want to become a knowledgeable contributor who acts like a chicken with real knowledge.”

“…Hazel, Hazel!”

“Ah, uh, yes! What is it?”

Oh no, I got too caught up in conversing with my inner self. Gracia was looking at me with concern.

Captain Gracia no longer had the mating mark on her neck, and she was dressed in proper attire.

Of course, the fact that she was still wearing a T-shirt without a bra made her stand out.

“Are you okay?”

“Oh, yes, I was just lost in thought for a moment.”

I sat down at the table with Gracia. Across from me, Gracia hesitated to sit down even after seeing me take a seat.

“I’m really sorry, Eunin!”

Suddenly, Gracia kneeled down and apologized.

“Why are you suddenly doing this?”

“I was out of my mind yesterday, so I was very rude. I don’t know how to make up for this mistake…”

Come to think of it, I had been acting recklessly since last night. It was a terrifying mating season.

“No, I understand how difficult mating season can be for a woman, as I promised to help in any way I can.”

I crouched in front of Gracia and held her hand.

“In the end, I couldn’t find a man to take your virginity, but I did find men to help relieve your mating season, right?”

That’s right. In the end, it’s all resolved. Tomorrow, she might go into mating season again, but I’ll be there to help her out.

…with urine, that is.

“I’m really embarrassed.”

“Enough, please sit down quickly.”

After calming Gracia down, I was finally able to sit face to face with her.

“So, how was it? I’m actually a little curious about what happened earlier.”

“Yes?”

“Your buttocks.”

Actually, I had briefly touched my buttocks when no one was looking.

“…Yes?”

But every time I tried to push it in, a force opposed it, preventing it from entering. It seemed like inserting it wasn’t an easy task.

“Buttocks are not meant for insertion, they are meant for release. How was it with the three men?”

“It’s… a bit hard to explain. Like Karik said, thanks to Hazel, my situation down there has changed a lot.”

Gracia blushed and fidgeted.

“It’s really… difficult to talk about it, like that male genitalia… Hazel should try it too.”

“Hey, are you telling me to insert my urine into my buttocks? How can I do such a perverted thing? No, I won’t do it.”

“But you didn’t insert it into your buttocks…”

Oh no… that’s right. I was pretending not to, but I was doing everything I could with my urine.

Should I just commit suicide?

“Well, um, anyway, are we sticking to the plan going forward? Making the distress signal device.”

I decided to quickly change the subject.

“Of course. I plan to work even harder today than I did yesterday. I need a little more maesuk… I’ll try to procure it somehow. If necessary, I’ll even offer my buttocks to the men.”

…Isn’t that just what Gracia wants to do?

I decided not to discourage someone who showed enthusiasm.

“Alright. Please, Gracia. I will continue to uncover the secrets of the mine.”

Yes. I literally have to dig into the ground. Not me, but the male members of the ore exploration team.

I lifted Muneo onto my shoulder and started walking towards the ore exploration team.

By the way, I was wearing a sleeveless blouse tied below the chest like a crop top, as chosen by Wiron. It turned out to be cool and comfortable.

Of course, I kept wearing the leather pants.

“I don’t know either.”

“No, that’s not it. I really don’t know. I don’t know all the novels that are uploaded on the novel website. I blocked the tags. That’s why it was filtered out and I couldn’t see it.”

“I can provide you with other information.”

“There’s a novel that the user saw. A romance novel.”

“Oh, BL Drift? Why is that?”

“The author of that novel and the creator of this Tteoktaji world are the same.”

“What did you say?!”

“Huh?”

“Huh? No, it’s not about you. I was just talking about photosynthesis.”

“Huh!”

I unintentionally shouted out loud, and the Muneo on my shoulder thought I was talking to him and responded.

“Well, just because the authors are the same doesn’t mean they have the same worldview. The BL Drift in question may not be a world that actually existed, but a purely creative work.”

After all, just because someone is a goddess doesn’t mean they project their own world they manage.

“Anyway, please focus on meeting the goddess of this place. I need more information.”

Our dynamic has changed. Now that I know I can’t rely on Seoljang, Seoria, she listens to me so obediently?

I’ll definitely shut down the novel website when I go back.

After walking a little further, I joined the Gwangmaek team and ended up taking off my pants here too.

“Hazel, here! I mined three hundred times!”

“Good job. Here, here, here’s a healing potion. Keep up the good work digging. Hah♡”