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    A close friend of Sophia and a goddess whose main race is elves. Dohoyo received the video call even before a few beeps rang.

    “Dohoyo! It’s been a while!”

    -long time no see. Oh, congratulations on your win and undefeated.

    “Congratulations to you too! Your ranking is much higher than me.”

    -You should think about public evaluation rather than rankings. It was a natural achievement because I borrowed the power of my family. You made it from scratch. Do you know what the people in your family say? They say a dragon emerged from the outskirts.

    “Hehehe.”

    Sophia scratched her cheek after hearing her friend’s compliment. It’s nice to see that the friendship is strong, but it’s not fun.

    If it were a Korean drama, as soon as you make the call, you’ll be like, ‘Who are you calling?’ And Sophia must have been wheezing and saying, ‘Dohoyo… you bad girl…’ Am I too stuck up?

    Let’s solve my purpose.

    “Dohoyo. It’s been a while.”

    -Uh…

    Dohoyo averted his gaze. Why can’t a guy who used to communicate well make eye contact? Did you realize my charm too late?

    “Phew… Cheonsol, what should I do?”

    “If it sounds crazy, don’t do it.”

    “I am a very sinful man. It’s so attractive that I can’t help it. Handsome, humorous, wild, and caring.”

    “Wow.”

    Sophia vomited. No matter how much I pretend to hate it, it doesn’t take away the fact that your friend has a crush on me.

    -It’s even crazier than the posts posted on the community. How can he get worse? Sophia is going to have a really hard time.

    “Has my post been posted on the community?”

    -I did not know? It came up a few hours ago. If Sophia was a bulletin board nerd, she would have seen this and let me know a long time ago.

    “Ah. I didn’t go to the community because I had urgent work to do. John. Can I show you Ranran?”

    “I’ll show you. Sophia, if you move it with your hands, the child may wake up.”

    “What’s the difference if you take it…”

    I ignored Sophia who was complaining and showed Ranran on the screen. Dohoyo’s eyes opened when he saw Ranran sleeping peacefully, holding her fingers tightly.

    -what! Really cute! Could it be that Evrande’s egg hatched?

    -My egg hatched?

    Evrande appeared on the screen. Looking at the number of battles, it seems like he was overworked, but his complexion is good. Although he looked a little tired, he had a strange charm about him.

    -John! long time no see!

    Evrande spotted me and waved his hand excitedly. Is this the elf who despised me until I was raped? The character has changed so much that it is difficult to adapt.

    But I am a man who is the embodiment of adaptability. I responded right away.

    “How have you been?”

    -of course!

    “Thank goodness. When I was looking at Dohoyo’s rankings, I was worried that he might have overdone himself by doing too many battles.”

    Ugh. This is the best man! Everande was also moved and his eyes trembled.

    -So do i. But the baby… doesn’t look like me?

    “Ah. Sophia brought in one more minion. He and my baby.”

    -…

    Evrande looked with a straight face. Why is this happening all of a sudden? I thought that if Erov tasted my dick, he would be okay.

    A more mature female elf appeared on the screen.

    -Evrande. What did I say?

    -Humans should not be trusted.

    Two elves ran out of the screen. Sophia beat me up.

    “John, you idiot! I should have said it more clearly!”

    “How can I say something here? You can’t lie and say that Ranran is Ebrande’s kid. How disappointed Cheonsol must be.”

    “That’s true, but it’s wrong in this situation. It’s Gwangma. You may need to learn how to live socially. I hope Ranran doesn’t resemble your lack of tact.”

    -Is he a new minion?

    When Cheonsol intervened, Dohoyo, who was looking outside the screen, spoke up.

    “Ugh! That’s right!”

    -It’s really Cheonsol.

    “Do you know me?”

    -I saw a post on the community. Uh… I’d like to talk more, but Evrande’s condition is not good. Do you know about the childcare support system?

    “I’m curious about Ebrande’s condition.”

    I was worried about the elf who laid my egg. I think my anger will go away if I ask her to have sex the next time we meet. Should I ask Dohoyo to tell it to you?

    Sophia and Dohoyo ignored me and continued their conversation.

    “No.”

    -I knew it. Once a newbie gets a baby minion, they can apply for support. It’s a good idea to apply because it provides childcare supplies, children’s training sets, and a small amount of spiritual support.

    “Dohoyo!”

    -I’m really in a hurry so I’ll just end this. Yohan, you… When you meet Evrande in battle, get down on your knees and pray. So goodbye.

    The call was disconnected.

    “Let me know if the egg you took hatched.”

    “Yohan, be quiet.”

    “I need to instill some insight into you.”

    Cheonsol and Sophia clenched their fists at the same time. Are you going to hit me again? This is why you get a husband who gets beaten. okay. Hit it. Hit me.

    *

    As soon as I applied, the subsidy and childcare supplies arrived. Hermes Courier, which dominated the logistics industry in the New World, delivered rattles, baby bottles, baby beds, and baby clothes.

    “I guess I can just put Ranran to bed. If you look at the growth, you may have to change it in a few weeks.”

    “The clothes are really cute! It’s perfect for Ranran!”

    The women who relieved my stress by beating me worked hard to pack up my luggage. As I was looking at the luggage being neatly placed in the bedroom, Cheonsol sneakily approached me.

    “Are you still upset?”

    “Who gets upset? I was thinking about it.”

    “Did you even know how to worry? Just be honest with your real wife.”

    “You really didn’t get upset?”

    I’m not even a high-spirited middle school student, so why would I get upset over this? After I regained my composure, I realized why Evrande was angry.

    I revealed the truth too hastily. Foreplay is also necessary for sex, but it’s worth getting angry because it was said as if it were rape, like when she activated impregnation.

    So, when we meet in battle, we start by kissing. Cheonsol calmed down by kissing her when she was angry. Evrande will be the same.

    “Okay. If the woman does not trust her husband, who will? So what were you worrying about?”

    “There are no items in the supported goods.”

    “What?”

    “What?”

    The two women gave me a look that asked if I was out of my mind. Sophia took a deep breath, puffed out her chest, and spoke out.

    “Of course it’s not an item. What crazy association mixes items as support supplies?”

    “At least the bed should have been an item.”

    I pressed the mattress of the bed where Ranran was lying. It was quite soft, but not as soft as the bed I made myself.

    “Would you be able to sleep well in a place like this?”

    “Uh… um… isn’t it okay…?”

    Sophia, who was pressing down on the mattress with me, asked cautiously. What does this goddess say? He said he was going to use a much better bed than this one.

    “I will say it bluntly. This is trash.”

    “Wow!”

    Sophia stumbled, clutching her chest. Why are you like that from earlier?

    “Hmm. It definitely lacks elasticity. It’s less fluffy and the blanket is rough.”

    “Ugh!”

    “As expected, Cheonsol understands?”

    “Isn’t it natural that you slept in a bed you made yourself? Although your mind is not sound, your dexterity is real. I have no choice but to admit that it is a bit inferior to the bed I used when I was a religious leader.”

    “Ugh!”

    It’s been really noisy since a while ago.

    “Sophia, why are you like this? If anyone saw it, they would think I hit it.”

    “Uh… no…”

    “Wouldn’t you do that because you feel sorry for Ranran? Isn’t God’s bedding far superior to this?”

    “…So this bed is trash, right? What are you going to do? Are you going to sleep with me?”

    Why are you angry? I really don’t know how women feel.

    “No. If you crush someone while sleeping together, it can lead to irreversible consequences. Of course, we have to create a new one. All you have to do is disassemble it, do a little bit of work, and reassemble it.”

    “Really?”

    Sophia smiled. I can’t believe I felt bad alone and then became happy. Is it manic depression?

    Sophia blushed, as if she had finally realized her obscenity.

    “Wait a moment here!”

    Sophia rushed out and came back carrying a mattress. At first glance, it was worse than a baby crib mattress.

    “Actually, this is my bed.”

    “Is this a bed? Where have all the legs and decorations gone?”

    “I don’t have one… All I need is a mattress and it’s a bed.”

    Even though I hadn’t done anything wrong, I shed tears when I saw Sophia avoiding my gaze for no reason.

    “Ugh!”

    “Surprise! Why are you doing this all of a sudden?”

    “Has the mania gone?”

    “I feel so sorry for Sophia! I can’t believe I slept on such a hard mattress! It’s like the ground!”

    “Uh… not that much…”

    “How damaged your body must have been! For some reason, he always said his shoulders felt stiff! It’s because the quality of sleep is low!”

    “Because of the breasts… No.”

    I didn’t even know the goddess slept in a place like this. I am disqualified as a minion. After letting go of my frustration, I held Sophia’s hand.

    “Sophia!”

    “Ugh…”

    “I will take responsibility for upgrading Sophia’s bed!”

    “Really?”

    “Please support just a little bit of divinity!”

    Sophia muttered, overcome by my passion.

    “How much divinity…”

    “We have to guess that now. How long have you been looking into it?”

    Don’t get ripped off. It’s real. Since this is an item for our goddess, we must use the best ingredients possible. Sophia’s wallet situation? are you okay. You also received subsidies.

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