episode_0036

The criteria by which skills are assigned has been one of the biggest challenges since the Millennium Shock.

A theory that the status window is automatically given, a theory that it is automatically created, a theory that it only displays when a certain ability increases above a certain level, etc.

Among those numerous hypotheses. From today, I have decided to actively believe in the theory that skills are bestowed by some intelligent being.

*

-General skill: Sage Time (A)

It is a skill created from the evaluation of those around you.

When the empty space inside the testes is more than 70%, judgment, composure, and intelligence greatly increase.

When the empty space inside the testes is less than 70%, judgment, composure, and intelligence greatly decline.

Current remaining space: 76% (significant increase in effect)

*

“No, crazy… .”

I couldn’t help but curse. I looked at the translucent window floating in the air with empty eyes.

“When the empty space inside the testes is more than seventy percent, judgment, composure, and intelligence greatly increase. Inside the testis… .”

Open your eyes and give strength. Even though I muttered and read it again, no miracle such as changing the letters occurred.

It’s a good skill, but isn’t it a pure debuff? It was as if some invisible being was whispering to you that your future was a semen dispenser.

The pleasant feeling of sleep that had been coming to me disappears. I sat down and rubbed my face.

surely. Strangely enough, my mind was clear. That’s right. Because I’m not crazy about this skill yet. At least the skill description didn’t seem to lie.

I sat down on the bed and washed my face dry. I decided to think as positively as possible.

okay. Because even when I wasn’t there, I was squeezed. It’s a little comforting to think that I’ve achieved something small… .

“Ahhhh!”

Could it be possible? I threw my head on the bed and screamed. It seemed like the title of character-breaker was getting closer and closer. Common sense tells us how many people would not do that in this situation.

People become stupid if they don’t cum on a regular basis. It’s so obscene and ridiculous that it can’t even be used as an insult.

Squeak.

“Hey, Jeongwoo. Woke up… ?’

I slowly lifted my head from the blanket. Ha-yeon Moon was looking at me with her head sticking out from outside the thick iron door.

“Yes, for now… .”

“Did you sleep well? He slept well for two days.”

Yang Ji-hee, who was standing behind, opened the door wide and spoke.

Two days. It felt refreshing somehow. I looked down at my body changed into pajamas. He played with his forearm and asked cautiously.

“How did the expedition go? ?”

“It was cancelled. I decided to take charge of it with the Yongdam Clan.”

“Ah… .”

“We were still talking about that. Would you like to come up when you wake up?”

“No. Go now… .”

As I was getting down from the bed, I stopped because of a sudden doubt.

“… How did you know I woke up?”

There’s no way I was startled by the sound. I already knew from first-hand experience how thorough the soundproofing of this room was.

However, the timing was too perfect to just come down by chance.

“Umm… .”

Yang Ji-hee was smiling brightly, but I didn’t miss the way Moon Ha-yeon’s eyes slowly turned.

With my eyes narrowed, I walked closer and looked at Moon Ha-yeon.

“How did you know?”

“Ka, Kame… Eup!”

How fast. A hand flies at a speed that cannot be clearly seen and covers Ha-yeon Moon’s mouth.

“Kam. Gam.”

It seems like one consonant has subtly changed.

“Cam… ?”

“Gam.”

“No, it’s completely different.”

“Gam.”

“… .”

“Gam.”

I gave up asking. I turned my eyes to follow Moon Ha-yeon’s gaze.

Suddenly, she was looking at the light hanging on the ceiling. As I stare at the lamp, Yang Ji-hee grabs my wrist.

“Now. Shall we go up? Everyone is waiting.”

ah. That’s right.

Yang Ji-hee had a unique, soft and cozy smile. I couldn’t shake the feeling that I was glossing over something.

I still have a sullen expression on my face. I made a louder noise than usual and silently followed her up the stairs.

Yang Ji-hee, who was ahead, muttered softly.

“Why did you become so smart… .”

I can hear everything.

*

Although I say it again and again. Yang Ji-hee’s house was very spacious and nice. Around lunchtime, the sunlight shined just right into the living room, and at night it was quiet without any sound of traffic.

What does this mean? This meant that the bathroom was also amazing.

Honestly, let alone everything else. Because of this bathroom, I just wanted to sit here and live. A shower with hot water without having to wait. What kind of technology and capital do you have to make something like this?

“Hmm hmm~.”

After showering, drying myself, and walking to the living room. It was already dark outside the window. How many hours did you sleep? What time is it? I couldn’t feel it at all.

With a towel on my wet hair, I crossed the first floor hallway and headed to the living room. On the soft sofa, the clan members were sitting comfortably and chatting.

but. There was one person who clearly did not fit in with the place.

“So. He suddenly released his arms, but then he pulled out the knife and threw it?”

“Oh my. Really?”

“It’s true then. I thought you were crazy.”

“Well, Jeongwoo is a bit. There is something bold about it… .”

“The boldness is nonsense. If you were bold twice, you wouldn’t be able to get rid of even a single bone.”

no. okay. I’m not that stupid either. It’s not like I didn’t think about this as I walked with her across the wide, dirty plains.

however. So fast? You didn’t even discuss it with me?

I was so dumbfounded that my hands became weak. The towel that was on my head falls off.

“What is it? You already washed everything?”

With a sly smile. A person sitting on a single couch proudly waves past the homeowner. Of course, it was only.

“Why are you here… ?”

“Huh? I came because you called me, kid. Oh, should I call you clan leader now?”

I looked back at my companions with eyes full of resentment. Jihee Yang clears her throat hmm.

“Of course. It hasn’t been officially accepted yet. You can’t do that without the clan leader’s consent.”

“No, it doesn’t matter… .”

I trudged over and sat down on the sofa. Chae Seo-ah was on the left, and Yang Ji-hee was on the right.

Ojik was a capable and strong hunter. Even with his brilliant criminal record, this was enough to know just by looking at the fact that he was not caught until just before. Watching her fight right in front of me even gave me confidence.

If she joined the ‘Slash and Fire’ clan, it would be like taking a few steps forward on the path to fame.

Aside from that, there was a major flaw in his personality. To begin with, there was no one in my clan that was sane except me. It was also true that I thought it didn’t really matter.

“Yes. Then it’s a decision.”

Yang Ji-hee speaks with a small smile. Oh. She made a rather artificial gesture and looked at me.

“Have you acquired any new skills? You also defeated the wyvern.”

“Ah. Yes, there is throwing and targeting weak points.”

“Anything else than that?”

“… I don’t have any?”

“Really?”

As I quietly avoid my gaze, Yang Ji-hee’s gaze follows me persistently. I glanced around and saw the laptop sitting on the glass table. The plugged-in earphones were scattered around haphazardly.

“There really isn’t one?”

“You know that for a small clan like us, it is very important to accurately understand the power. Clan leader?”

Listening to her persistent tone of responsibility, I was convinced.

ah. There was a microphone as well as a camera.

I spoke incoherently, cursing myself for talking to myself in the past.

“Fact. I gained a skill, but… .”

Because it seemed like there would be no point in hiding it. I spoke with a resigned tone about the Sage Time skill.

When the clan members heard that my brain’s performance was entirely determined by the number of sperm in my body, they looked strangely excited.

“Well, then, I guess I’ll have to take care of that too from now on… .”

“Yes. It’s a big problem if you can’t use your head when you have to.”

“Hehe. It was just embarrassing. But what can I do? It’s a skill that has already been developed.”

“That’s right. Mr. Jeongwoo, you have a short temper as expected.”

I couldn’t understand why Chae Seo-ah made such a proud expression every time she used the word small.

He’s usually a normal person. Why does it taste good when only dicks are involved? In fact, the seeding skill may have a hidden effect of loosening and reinstalling a few screws stuck in the head.

Of course I didn’t want to understand, so I slowly turned my head away as if I was ignoring her. Ojik’s appearance suddenly came into view.

She had a really strange expression. A mixture of discomfort and disbelief. With a strange expression. He was glancing at his clan members.

“… This is why I can’t even take care of my daughter alone. Everything tastes good, these.”

As I listened to her mumbling as if she was completely fine, I thought calmly.

At least. I don’t think that’s what you would say.