episode_0036

[Job trait, ‘Speaking rudely’ is removed.]

“Sister, stop touching me now.”

As soon as the effects of the job trait wore off, I pushed away the sinister hands that were kneading my groin and buttocks. Han Se-young looked at me with a bewildered expression.

“When did you say master?”

“This is due to the nature of the job….”

“Ah, what’s your job? What’s your job?”

“….Leave it.”

Han Se-young, who already knew about my job characteristics as a comrade who had a status window, asked about my job. It was a bit awkward to say… I paused for a moment and then spoke.

“A male knight? Puhahahaha!!!”

“Don’t laugh!”

“No, what kind of job is a scribe? Do you know how scribes are viewed in this world?”

“What do you think….”

“A traitor or a nobleman with no ability or shit who gets captured by the enemy and gives birth to the enemy’s child as a walking living dildo?”

So that’s why you have this fucking trait of speaking rudely… How is that any different from a prostitute!

“Nam-gisa! Please give me grace?”

“Don’t tease me! I’ll change jobs soon.”

This girl is real! I was annoyed by Han Se-young who was teasing me while giggling, so I got on the carriage that was already ready first. Han Se-young followed me and came next to me, giggling.

“So? What job are you going to do? Fighter?”

“You’ll have to try it to find out.”

“Really? But why did you do a strange job like a scribe? Usually, you would choose a fighter or a wizard.”

“The other job was Changnam.”

“Changnam? Ugh…!”

Han Se-young, who was holding back her laughter by covering her mouth with her hand, was especially annoying because of her round, white cheeks that looked like rice cakes.

‘This woman is really…!’

If only I had more strength, I would have punched this annoying woman in the head with a hammer…! After seeing the antics of pulling out the fingernails of the women around me at an unseen speed, I can’t even think of doing that.

“Nam Gi-sa-ra…. A funny idea occurred to me.”

“Yes?”

“Coachman! Stop the carriage.”

Han Se-young called the coachman and had him stop the carriage for a moment. After getting off, she walked over to the coachman and muttered something in his ear. After a brief moment of secret conversation between the two, a few silver coins fell into the coachman’s hand.

“I have something to do, so go ahead.”

After saying that, Seyoung smiled and hurriedly ran off somewhere. When she looked back at the coachman who was driving, she saw him holding back laughter just like she had done and quickly started the carriage.

‘What did you talk about…?’

My gut tells me that it’s ominous and that I should run away quickly…. Considering Han Se-young’s characteristic of doing something strange every time she smiles brightly, this incident will definitely be strange.

‘Hey, at best, I’ll just sell you off to some princess or something.’

It’s already a familiar pattern to have sex with other women. I can accept whatever Han Se-young does. Of course, except for dirty and filthy things.

So, I decided to stop thinking about Han Se-young’s evil plot and just let myself get into the rattling carriage and fall asleep, thanks to the drowsiness that came from the accumulated fatigue from not being able to sleep for so long.

**

“Haaaam….where am I….?”

“Celtic Forest. Sir.”

When I woke up from a deep sleep, an unfamiliar landscape unfolded before me. I had definitely come here via a well-paved road, not the forest. And on top of that, I think he called me ‘sir’?

“Are you a knight?”

“Yes. That…bag, sir….”

“Baek Seo-jun.”

“Yes, you are Knight Baek Seo-jun. The only remaining knight of the Rose Knights, one of the best in the Empire!”

What kind of nonsense is this guy talking about? From the awkward tone of his voice, it sounds like he’s trying to do some kind of skit. Is he doing this because he heard what he said to Han Se-young earlier?

‘What the hell are you kidding me with?’

But even so, I’m stronger than the average person. I could probably subdue that coachman with one hand.

“Wait a minute! I’m not a real writer…”

Paat-!

An arrow flew from somewhere and struck the front of the carriage. I quickly pulled out the sword that was under the seat and pulled it out. It felt awkward because it had been about a month since I had held it, but the power when I swung it was still the same.

“Come out!”

I jumped out of the carriage and raised my sword to brace myself for another flying arrow. I opened my eyes wide and shouted loudly at the enemy who was somewhere.

‘But still, I’m stronger than those monsters now.’

As a result of being harassed by these knights for a month…. I got the message ‘You’ve hit a talent wall, so the difficulty of raising your stats has become extremely high!’ and all stats except for luck and charm became average in the 40s.

I have no idea how strong this is, but I tried it secretly and it was enough to break a railroad with brute force.

‘If it were me now, I could beat any woman except the princess and Han Se-young!’

Confidence overflows from my body. Yes! It’s ridiculous that a strong person like me has been oppressed by those monstrous women.

“Come and see!”

“Kihehehe, sir, this looks really delicious, huh?”

“Such vulgar language…!”

Just a bandit, and judging by his footsteps, he came alone? I’ll cut him down easily!

“Walking around without armor like that, isn’t that like begging to be eaten~?”

“Ha, Han Se-young…?”

The one who came out while spouting vulgar words was not an ordinary bandit, but Han Se-young who was wearing armor and a helmet that he had picked up somewhere. Although he was imitating a dirty bandit, his shining beauty was still there.

“Wow, woohoo…! I can’t stand it anymore! I’ll subdue you right now and eat you whole!”

You’re so bad at acting. You’ve seen it somewhere and you’re even making weird noises… It’s surprising how you’ve ruined even the little bit of dignity you had left.

“Just have sex normally….”

[Job trait, “Speaking rudely” is activated.]

What the fuck, at this timing?

“….How dare you insult me like that, you lowly bitch! I’ll cut out your uterus with a knife and feed it to the dogs!”

“Ohhh….!”

“Come on! ”

My body started to move on its own, and I started spewing out words I didn’t mean. Han Se-young looked at me with excited eyes, as if she liked this situation.

“Hehehehe…. You’re the only one with a mouth!”

“Huh! Die!”

Surprisingly, my body moved on its own as if I had actually touched a sword. Normally, I would simply swing my sword. Like a real imperial knight, a splendid and elegant sword strike stretched out towards Han Se-young’s neck.

“Slow down!”

“What?”

Just before the blade touched my thin, white neck, the thief Han Se-young was behind me. I quickly turned around to confront him, but before I could, my body was caught in both hands.

“Let go of this!”

“Kuhehehe…. Your skin looks nice too.”

“Don’t look at me with those disgusting eyes! Don’t look at me!”

-Tingling

Han Se-young, who didn’t seem to get tired of seeing it all, drooled and examined my body. At this, I jumped and twisted my body, but it didn’t move at all, and instead, the sword I was holding fell.

“Hehehe, you’re so weak for an imperial knight? How did you get to that position? Did they even give you a lift?”

“Ugh, don’t touch me…”

-Cast a cast

She stroked my groin once and then looked down at me with a gloomy expression. With a height difference of more than a head, her face, when viewed from above, looked like that of a sex offender.

“Look at this, when I touched it, you moaned because you liked it too, right? Didn’t you?”

“This is wrong….!”

“Okay, suck my pussy right now!”

Han Se-young forced me to kneel down by pressing my pubic hair with one hand, then took off my pants and lowered them. The silver pubic hair stained with semen was right in front of me.

“Hic! No, no… Ugh! Ugh!! Ugh!”

It’s a feeling I’ve seen countless times, but never quite got used to. The feeling of pubic hair tickling my face and forcibly pouring love juice into my mouth is what torments me.

“Hoo-ha-ah…. As expected of a male character who has been promoted to a mouth-wielding master, this feeling is breathtaking. Hey! Stick your tongue out.”

“Ugh!”

After saying that, he blocked my nose with his finger. Even though I tried to breathe through my mouth, the back of my head was blocked by Seyoung’s palm, so in the end, I had no choice but to obediently stick out my tongue and lick it.

“Ehhh….That noble knight of the empire is licking my pussy. How do you feel? How do you feel right now?”

This woman is killing me.

I’ve heard that there are quite a few men in the previous world who enjoy playing situational dramas with the opposite sex, and it seems that Han Se-young’s sexual fantasy is also like that.

-Chooot, chuup, chuueup, chureup, euhup?! Cool, cool

-Gulp, gulp, gulp….

How could you squirt your love juice so quickly! I had to gulp down the sudden surge of cum that was rushing in.

“, stop it now….”

“What are you talking about? There’s still room to write.”

“Okay, wait a minute!! Not there!”

Seyoung seemed to be overly absorbed in this situation. He glared at me with his bloodshot eyes and then pushed me to the ground.

‘Does this fucking situation have to pass before the job trait or something like that ends? My body won’t move!’

I don’t know if it’s because of my mood, but I felt like this trait was getting stronger and stronger. At first, I would just say whatever I wanted, but now it’s controlling my actions.

“Please! Please…. I have a fiancee back home…! Just don’t take my sympathy away. Please!!”

“You were always quiet when you were talking, but now you’re trying to act like a pure man? Don’t make me laugh!”

“Please, please! Stop….!”

You fucking sound like your fiancée.

-Tsut!

“No….Ugh!”

“I took pity on that stupid male prostitute!”

-Tsk, tsk!, tsk, tsk!, tsk!

Seyoung, who climbed on top of me and shook her body while laughing wildly, usually felt a little considerate, but now it was a merciless shaking…! She really raped me like a thief.

“How do you feel? How do you feel about giving away the sympathy you cherished for your fiancée to such a lowly thief?”

“Black, sob….”

“Whew… Your dick is really big…. All the men say that your dick is big and delicious to eat. Is that true?”

-Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch

The thrilling sensation of the vagina slowly wrapped around my vagina. Sticky… Warm, wet fluid flowed down as if wrapping around my vagina.

“Hehe, hehe….hehe….♥”

“What the heck? You’re going to declare defeat after just a few minutes of putting it in your pocket?”

“I don’t know….! Give me more….!”

“Kekekeke….This is what that noble knight looks like….”

-Flash

Han Se-young lifted me up by grabbing my thighs. She walked over to a tree that looked suitable and made me support her back while she positioned me so that I was inside her vagina.

“My back hurts but sleeping feels so good….”

“Hey! Did you dump that fiancée or something?”

“Yes, I will serve you for the rest of my life as your husband, the thief with the great and superior womb….”

“What? Husband? Who would take a second-hand item like you as a husband? You’re just my toilet! A dirty toilet that I poop in whenever I want to poop!”

“Yes, yes! I’m going to the toiletoooo!!”

What the heck, such a shameful thing is coming out of my mouth! It can’t be happening!

-Burururut

[You will no longer receive stats and points from ‘Han Se-young’.]

[Copying Han Se-young’s ‘Kang Kwon’.]

[Strike: A technique to strike the enemy with all one’s might. Activated with fine muscle control.]

“Hoohaaa….Okay, let’s go.”

“Ugh….”

“How about an orc and a knight concept next time? Oh, did you faint?”

Damn it, Mom… I have to get rid of this trait somehow….