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As I sat down next to Sophia to look at Ranran’s status window, Cheonsol cautiously approached me and bit my neck. Then Sophia got scared.

“John! Cheonsol bit you!”

“Didn’t you just listen? They say you need my blood to make breast milk. If I can feed Ranran, I can give as much of my blood as I want.”

“Gwangma…”

Ranran’s eyes lit up with emotion. It was really cute to see a Thumbelina-like child looking up with bright eyes.

“Ranran. Why don’t you call me daddy?”

“Isn’t it Gwangma…?”

Ranran is crying. Cheonsol, who was moaning and sucking blood, gently pinched my side.

“Of course, Gwangmaji! But you can still call me dad, right?”

“Gwangma!!”

It’s okay if you like it… After I gave up on one thing, Sophia persistently asked.

“You can make breast milk by sucking blood? How did you know that?”

“How much time did Cheonsol and I spend together? I asked this a long time ago.”

“That…”

Sophia’s gaze glanced towards the bed and then quickly returned.

“I see…”

“Why were you disappointed?”

Did Sophia really want to drink Cheonsol’s breast milk? Even if it’s the same woman, can’t you stand the breasts?

“Don’t worry. Fortunately, Cheonsol has two breasts.”

“What nonsense was that!”

“This is a pervert!”

weird. Why am I being criticized for speaking for Sophia? I don’t understand the mental world of women.

“Cawl”

Ranran liked it so it was okay.

“Let’s look at the status window.”

“Ugh. Okay.”

As her body was pressed against the soft arm, Sophia blushed and shared the status window.

[Name: Ranran]

“No. Why is your name Ranran?”

“That’s right. Isn’t it ‘Ranran’ and not ‘Ranran’? And it was just a nickname, but they were mistaken for my true name. Even if it is the power of God, it is difficult to tolerate.”

“Ranran… Isn’t she Ranran?”

“Of course, our Ranran is Ranran! Drink this mother’s breast milk.”

“Wow! I really like you mom!”

When Cheonsol opened the front door, Ranran excitedly suckled the breast. No, I said earlier that I couldn’t take it off on my own…! And I also have a mouth. You can do as much as you want.

“Ranran seems to like the name now.”

“Sure. You don’t have to change your name.”

“Hehe. It’s really lively. Since Ranran is breastfeeding well, she will become a great vampir.”

Are you a vampir? Let’s check the status window.

[Race: Half Vampir]

Harpra is a mixture of humans and vampirs. There’s really no creativity.

[Level Correction: Stage 1 (Childhood)]

“What is this childhood?”

“In the past, crazy gods even sent children into battle to build up stacks. So, we created a separate childhood so that people could not be sent to battle unless they became adults.”

“What a great rule!”

I was worried about what would happen if I met a minor in battle. I can use Get Pregnant without any worries.

“You can train them once they have passed childhood and reached the growth stage! If you train well, you can level up!”

“Wait a minute.”

Childhood and maturity. It’s such a familiar word.

“Is there a maturity stage, complete form, or ultimate form?”

“No? There is no need for it once you become an adult, so it ends during the growth period. Why do you need that?”

“I was worrying needlessly.”

Ranran will not evolve into darkness. Let’s take a look at what talents he inherited.

[Talents: Iron Man, Blood Type]

“I received two talents! He’s even an iron man!”

“It was also the original woman’s hematoma! It is truly wonderful!”

Cheonsol and I shouted at the same time.

“What is a hematoma?”

“What exactly is an ironman?”

“Chijjippong.”

“Chijjippong. You’re talking crazy again.”

You don’t know this? The world of vampirs is truly dreary.

“It is the earth’s language of unity as a couple.”

“I’m sorry for the misunderstanding. The woman thought she was making fun of her breasts.”

“It’s okay. That can happen in life.”

“What…”

Cheonsol, who only vaguely knew Earth’s culture, gave a bewildered look. Sophia, shh. Forest of Dreams. There are good things in this world that you don’t know about.

When Sophia, who was not completely oblivious, remained silent, Cheonsol began to explain.

“If translated literally into your language, hematoma means seed of blood. But don’t look down on seeds. This is the minimum qualification to challenge the leader of a religious cult.”

“Oh. Does it have a similar meaning to the Queen Mother’s name?”

“The leader of our world is the king, so it’s similar. Of course, it is impossible with a hematoma. The seeds germinate, sprout, and bloom. When it blooms, it develops into a blood flower or a blood tree, depending on the individual’s aptitude. For your information, the original girl was born with a blood flower.”

I explained it grandly, but I still didn’t understand. What’s different? Cheonsol must have sensed my doubts and elaborated.

“Hematoma is a period of accumulation of blood. The amount of blood that can be handled at one time varies depending on how much blood you drink.”

“So you must have drank a lot of blood when you were young?”

“Unfortunately, because she was born as the child of a commoner, she was only able to accumulate blood that was common among the village residents. Blood quality also declined. So, I need the help of the skill I received from Absolu to be able to handle as much blood as when I first battled with you.”

“Then what should Ranran do?”

“What are you worried about? Aren’t you drinking breast milk that is a fusion of your blood and that of the original woman? Sheep are at least full of blood, so a single feeding can produce the same effect as blood tablets made by condensing dozens of blood. And you can purchase the blood of high-ranking minions at the market.”

“Ugh…”

The Goddess of Poverty groaned as the number of places to spend money increased even though she was already poor. When we looked at him, he tried to act cheerful.

“It’s okay! I can buy any blood for our Ranran!”

“So, is phoenix blood also possible? Excellent for developing fire resistance.”

“That’s a bit expensive… I’m sorry…”

“No. I was overly greedy.”

“Ugh…”

If this were a game and I was the commentator, I would shout out loud. Sophia down! This is irreparable!

“Let’s also look at the skills…”

“I am also curious about the detailed effects of Iron Man. I guessed it while watching Gwangma, but now isn’t it also Ranran’s talent?”

“Just um. Explain However, I am a bit more sturdy, I am strong, I don’t get tired easily, and a healthy mind resides in a strong body. Anyway, that’s it.”

“Does this mean that the physical durability and magic resistance are high, the physical ability is superior to those without talents, the mental barrier is strong, and the consumption of mental power is low, so you can use magic or skills without getting tired?”

“That’s right! Cheonsol is really smart!”

Could it be that Sophia is really stupid? There would be nothing to say even if the positions of goddess and minion were changed.

Sophia, who belatedly realized that she had less knowledge than the minions, silently expanded the skill window. You must be embarrassed to even think about it. Let’s not make fun of it and move on.

[Skills: Self-healing (A), rapid growth (S)]

“There are two skills. I know self-healing, but what is rapid growth?”

“It’s a childhood-only skill, but it’s S-level! There was a reason I was born early! Since it is a skill that compensates for growth, you will grow up quickly and the probability of acquiring talents and skills will be greatly increased! Instead, it disappears when you become an adult.”

“Then in reality, there is only one self-healing method.”

“I received the morale skill, so why worry? Honestly, if it weren’t for that skill, there’s a good chance that the main girl would have won the battle.”

That’s correct. It’s so true that I want to hit her, but Ranran is still drinking breast milk, so I hold back. Hitting the mother in front of the child is not good for home education.

why. They say that children who grow up in disadvantaged environments are prone to becoming crooked. If you look at Ranran’s cuteness, you will definitely grow up to be a beauty, but you’ll say, ‘I hate you, dad!’ ‘I’m going to run away from home!’ I don’t want to hear the same thing.

At least ‘I want to marry Dad!’ You should at least listen.

“The main woman feels fortunate to have at least one skill. As you refine your hematoma, your skills increase. So we just have to raise Ranran well.”

“That’s right! There is a high probability of acquiring skills during childhood and growth!”

“Good.”

I hope Ranran grows up quickly and becomes a great servant.

“Keuuk”

When I see you take your mouth off the pink nipple and burp, I wonder when it will grow… I think it’s gotten a little bigger.

“Cheonsol. Hasn’t Ranran gotten bigger than before? It was definitely about the size of a thumb, but now it’s bigger than two fingers combined.”

“Isn’t it natural to drink breast milk? It’s still too small. Your body will grow until it matches your age.”

“Thank goodness.”

If it continued to be that size, my conscience would be pricked. I hope you grow up quickly.

I thought to myself that Cheonsol and Sophia would despise me if I mentioned it, but Cheonsol glared at me sharply.

“What are you thinking?”

“Ranran is so cute.”

“Thank goodness. The main woman thought you were coveting the breast milk that Ranran would drink.”

“That’s a bit appealing too.”

Cheonsol, who was patting Ranran on the back, quickly put on his jacket. No, I made it with my own blood anyway, so why do I regret it? If there’s any left, I’ll give it to you.

“Haaam.”

“Our Ranran. Are you sleepy?”

“Wow.”

“Hehe. It’s cute too. Sleep in this mother’s arms.”

“Gwangma…”

Cheonsol’s eyelids fluttered in shock.

“Did you hate your mother’s embrace?”

“I like Mom… I like Gwangma too…”

“Did you like the mother or Gwangma?”

“Woong…”

“Stop harassing the child, come here.”

I’m already casting I Like Mom, I Like Dad. It’s really crazy. Cheonsol felt very regretful and handed Ranran over to me.

“Hee hee. I like Gwangma. It’s warm.”

“I have never been so resentful of the fact that my wife is a vampir. I feel sorry for you.”

“I’m complaining about something like that. Because you kept holding me, I guess you wanted to enjoy your father’s embrace as well.”

“That makes sense.”

“Haam…”

Ranran yawned and fell asleep peacefully. The baby wriggling in your palm is so cute and lovely. This is why daughter-in-laws are born like this.

I promised myself once again. I can’t give such a cute daughter to another bastard. While looking at Ranran’s sleeping face with Cheonsol, Sophia suddenly said something.

“Ranran was also born, but Alal is still alive. Was the Dohoyone egg born?”

“That’s a great idea! Let’s contact Dohoyo right away!”

“Huh?! Why?”

Of course, I want to see Evrande after a long time. Honestly, minions should also be given access to the community. Even though we had sex and gave birth, we couldn’t even talk, let alone see each other face to face.

He said he wanted to see another woman in front of Cheonsol, so let’s come up with a good excuse.

“Of course, I want to show off Ranran.”

“That’s right! I’ll contact Dohoyo right away!”

I can’t believe it’s so easy to persuade. Where could I go and get scammed? Can not help it. The goddess’ education must be done by her servants. Let’s continue to tease him often and build his tolerance.