episode_0036

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I didn’t know it the last time I came, but there are two types of serving jobs at this bar. Hall serving involves going around one hall and taking orders like I did last time. On the other hand, room service is dedicated to one room and managing all orders there.

In general, room servers earn several times more than hall servers. That’s why it seems that the store carefully selects the ladies it serves as room service.

It is said that even if you don’t come in originally, you have to be a room server for a year to be qualified to be a room server. The manager emphasized in a heated voice that it was a special case among special cases for me to be in charge of the room, even though it had only been a week since I started working, and it was only the second day of actual work.

To be honest, I could barely resist wanting to punch him in the face.

What on earth is this special exception? Doesn’t that just mean doing dirty things in your room? Hall serving usually ends at the level of sexual harassment, so it is normal for the income to vary by several orders of magnitude.

What was even more dizzying was that there were actually girls who looked at me with envious eyes or jeered at me with jealousy. Even quite a lot. Competing for a role that should not be given to me makes me realize once again that this is the bottom of this city.

Unfortunately, now that I have accepted the request, I am also part of the bottom line.

“Phew… .”

After finishing the cleaning instructed by the manager, I sat down on the sofa in the room to rest. In a store like this, the sofa was so soft that it resembled a bed. … No, because it’s a store like this.

Despite the flashy interior decoration, the room itself was not very spacious. This is the room I am in charge of, and my job today is to entertain the men who come here. Well, it’s almost as if the person who will come has been decided.

In fact, today she only wore a leotard, and the store refused to disguise herself as a mask or dye her hair, saying it was a customer request. Is there anyone other than Schweitzer who would do something like this?

So, I’m sitting in my room waiting for Schweitzer to come. The manager doesn’t interfere at all, as if he wants to treat me like he’s in charge.

“Doing that again… , I will do it.”

Schweitzer had been persistently targeting me ever since we first met. I don’t know why they leave so many women alone but it’s me… . Anyway, it’s true that he lusts after this body. So it’s obvious that he’ll try to do something strange this time too.

Originally, that wasn’t something to be very concerned about. Of course, it was a terribly disgusting, disgusting, and disgusting thing, but other than that, it was something that would end if I just closed my eyes for a day and endured it.

That’s right, because I have the blessing of chastity. There’s no way I would want to be violated by Schweitzer without going crazy, and that means that no matter what Schweitzer does, he can’t do anything more than touch me.

day. If I had just endured it for just one day, I would have been able to easily finish the block rank and return to my normal life. Starting yesterday, all of those plans started to go awry.

‘The estimate is three days at most. Inside you will be carrying a tentacle child.’

Before telling us how to avoid pregnancy, the old man first talked about the results of the investigation. There is only about a week left until Haeju. If things continue like this, pregnancy comes first before getting rid of the tentacles.

‘But even if you physically block it, the tentacles are still monsters. It will easily overcome any interference. So I recommend strengthening the Protection of Purity.’

To put it in words, it is simple. The current protection prevents ‘destruction of the hymen’, but the category is changed to prevent ‘invasion into the vagina’.

This was possible because blessings and curses are only the difference between benefit and disadvantage to the target, but the practical methods are the same. They also said that since there was data that had been researched so far, changes could be made right away.

If you look at it up to this point, it seems like there is no reason not to do it… .

‘God bless you. There are limits to what I can handle with my skills. To put it bluntly, if you change it like that, you won’t be able to stop anything other than the tentacles.’

It is said that once the blessing is over, it will return to its original protection. So, it takes about a week for the effect of the protection to deteriorate. During that period, it is virtually as if the protection is neutralized.

Normally, I would have accepted the reinforcement without a second thought, but at that time, I was not able to answer readily. Aren’t you here at the bar today, the next day? Guessing that nothing will require divine protection is, no matter how you think about it, overly optimistic.

Nevertheless, there was no other way to avoid the terrible ending of the tentacle graveyard.

‘… Please do me a favor.’

I tried to erase the ominous predictions from my mind and chose the path of neutralizing the goddess’s protection.

“… Status window.”

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[External]

– Goddess Prana’s protection that protects women’s chastity… , what was. The effect is greatly distorted by the alchemist who has reached the highest level.

– Due to the difference in caster rank, the protection is restored to its original state after a certain period of time.

– Effect: Provides powerful physical and spiritual protection to the target’s vagina. However, this protection does not apply to anything other than irregular monsters.

– The protection disappears as soon as the target asks to mate with an amorphous monster or loses the hymen.

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I turned it on just in case, but the text in the status window was the same as what I saw last night. Since it has been confirmed that the tentacles cannot actually go inside, the remaining elements will be applied in the same way.

Until now, simply enduring was enough. You’ll never want me to get fucked anyway. No matter what happened, I could forget it as if I had been bitten by a mad dog.

However, it is truly dangerous to let down your guard now that there is no protection. I really get fucked by men, especially annoying guys like Schweitzer. No matter how much I reject it or cry out in disgust.

… But would that even go into it in the first place? I know this because I’ve touched it, but the inside of me is really narrow. Last time I touched it, only one finger went in. No matter how much I think about it, it doesn’t seem like something that is so unnecessarily large will fit.

I stood up for a moment to address a purely, truly academic curiosity. I roughly measure the distance from the back of my thigh to where Schweitzer’s object protruded with my hand and place it on my lower abdomen.

“… Wow.”

This is impossible. No, it’s really impossible.

When I saw it in a manga or something, I laughed and said it was ugly. When I actually become that body and compare it, I even feel fear. Common sense tells us there is no way something like this would go into this.

As expected, I need to keep my head straight today. It was good that I made a resolution like that. I was so confused by the absurdity of the human body that I missed the signs around me. Suddenly. The door to the room suddenly opened, and I stood at attention, startled.

“Okay, I’m not interested in this signboard or anything. Any other bitches or bastards, just tell them to go away and get the drinks. … Why are you doing that?”

“Huh!? Well, what is it, greeting guests is your job? Welcome, no, welcome?”

Of course, the one who entered the room was the Schweitzer guy. I guess I came alone today and was making fun of the manager about various things, but I didn’t have time to worry about that right now.

Did you really see it? Did you show me that you put your hand on my stomach and measured its size? ?

He moved quickly, even using mana, so if you thought normally, you wouldn’t have seen it. However, I didn’t expect anyone to come, so my reaction was a bit delayed, and Schweitzer also has some skills, so it’s not surprising that I saw him.

Even if you saw it, there’s a chance you wouldn’t know what it was doing… . No, the size and location are too blatant. Anyone who sees it will be able to clearly see that it is being measured when it is put in. The thought of something like that being discovered by Schweitzer made me want to bite my tongue and start the next episode.

“What are you doing standing there? Come and sit here.”

“Well, that’s right!”

In fact, Schweitzer just sat me down next to him and tapped his glass without saying anything. Even as I poured the drink I had prepared in advance, my mind was spinning.

Given this guy’s personality, if I had just seen him like that, I wouldn’t have been able to resist making fun of him. I did it purely as an academic question, but it wouldn’t be strange if it were interpreted in a different way from a third party’s perspective.

However, Schweitzer was just drinking and talking normally. This is… , is it safe? It’s safe, right?

“… Isn’t that true? Are you listening?”

“Huh!? Yeah, that’s it, right? I understand too.”

“I wasn’t listening at all… . File a claim with the manager? Work must be done properly.”

Those words brought me back to my senses. It is difficult for the penalty period to be extended even after the holiday ends. Looking at Schweitzer’s reaction, it seems like he was safe.

In short, Schweitzer seemed dissatisfied with my not drinking. I understand that it can be embarrassing if only one person is drinking at a drinking party with just two people.

But even aside from the fact that I was so embarrassed, I didn’t really want to drink. Didn’t I commit such an embarrassing thing last time because I drank too much?

“… … .”

“No, why are you glaring at me? What happened last time wasn’t my fault? If you wanted to go to the bathroom, you should have said so.”

“Lie. I’m sure they would have been bothered by that.”

“Okay, then how about this? Let’s make a bet.”

Schweitzer may have said this as a suggestion, but my expression became even more grim. The reason I came here again was because of a threat in the name of a bet, so it can’t sound good.

Since this is a good time, let’s drive a wedge in advance.

“I’m telling you, threatening with rumors like you did yesterday at the guild won’t work. I have repaid all my debt to you by coming here today. If you keep dragging it on, I’ll just kill you and leave this city.”

“ㄱ, it’s so scary. Considering all that, you couldn’t use your strength last time? Isn’t it true that the rumor that clearing the dungeon is failure rather than giving up?”

“Then why not try it yourself?”

Swish. I immediately swung my fist at the bluffing Schweitzer. Schweitzer hurriedly tried to stop it, but there was a gap in my eyes.

But that’s not the purpose this time. Instead of exploiting the gap with technique, I grabbed the hand that was trying to defend and broke it. Schweitzer tried to escape somehow, but it was of little use because of the simple difference in strength rather than skill.

“Keuuk, surrender, surrender! Okay, let go of this!”

“It was just a little bad last time. You know this because you’ve dealt with me in person in the first place, right?”

“Yes, I know very well. Damn monster bitch… .”

Schweitzer grabbed my wrist and glared at me with bored eyes. Seeing that expression after a long time made me feel a little better as it seemed to have returned to its original state.

Yes, this is normal. Last time, I got pushed back because I was drunk, had terrible stats at level 1, and had ridiculous status ailments. If I can do it right, Schweitzer is no match for me.

Of course, what I just said was just a bluff. There is no guarantee that you can do anything to Schweitzer now that it is difficult to use mana due to the tentacles, and more than anything, there is resistance to murder itself.

Still, if you don’t bend your nose like this, I don’t know what you’ll do. I am still strong. To instill this awareness, I even poured a lot of mana potions into my suit right before I came here.

I hope I can get through today safely with this.

“And listen to what people say until the end. I wasn’t trying to make any strange bets. It’s just a drinking game, a drinking game.”

“… I’ll listen to it first. What were you trying to do?”

I definitely overreacted to the word “bet.” I’m reluctant to drink as much as last time, but if it’s just a normal drinking game, there’s nothing I can’t do.

“Nipple guessing game.”

… Well, there is no way you would make such a common sense suggestion. For some reason, I don’t think I can feel any resistance now.

Seeing Schweitzer proudly declaring sexual harassment, I held my head and seriously considered carrying out my threat.

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