episode_0035

The most evil in the world.

“Milk, come out!”

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“Canola oil, come out.”

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“Chicken frying powder, come out.”

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“Water, come out.”

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What are you doing?

Hehehe, today I’m thinking of making something amazing. Chicken frying powder… You can guess, right?

It’s chicken, chicken! Not boiled chicken in water, but fried in oil!

Gaedongi (the original mill owner) is quite something too.

How could such a magnificent device only extract boring things like gold or silver?

With just this, you can extract everything from chicken, pizza, hamburgers, and…

MSG!

Even the divine white powder that brings heavenly pleasure can all be extracted! Hahaha!

Still, I feel sorry for Gaedongi; he could have become rich with this.

Although he did lose the mill to thieves during a feast, he still didn’t become wealthy.

I’m not sure if it’s fortunate that the thieves didn’t throw it into the sea, considering the great damage caused by this magical item that continuously produces wealth.

Surely, wars will break out to possess this treasure.

So, I plan to hide it as much as possible and either get rid of it later or leave it in heaven.

Gaedongi seems reluctant to spend money freely here, probably because he’s afraid of thieves. Maybe he should build a secure house.

Looking at it this way, I feel fortunate to have what I have.

Although I’m just an ordinary person, I’ve lived through the 21st century swimming in a sea of information.

Having seen a lot of knowledge there, I’m cautious about this magical item.

Will our Gaedongi, who spent his life farming, and greedy, thoughtless thieves like me be cautious like I am?

They would surely just take whatever money or wealth they want.

It would be nice if things went like in fairy tales, but this is definitely reality, and we don’t know what variables might arise.

Still, I plan to compensate Gaedongi.

I felt uneasy thinking about Gaedongi’s difficult circumstances if he were left alone.

His fate of becoming wealthy has changed, and now he’ll continue to pay rent to Yeongam…

So, I plan to buy land from a wealthy family and give it to Gaedongi for him to farm.

If I pay him handsomely for two or three years of farming and then tell him that I appreciate his hard work and gift him the land, wouldn’t he be happy?

Actually, I wanted to give more, but thoughts of the woodcutter who received a golden axe kept bothering me, creating resistance.

By rewarding effort with results, maybe I can maintain that kind-hearted nature of sharing food with those in need…

“But if it goes like this, will this world’s ocean become a saltless ocean?”

Hmm… People here seem to be living well even though I haven’t thrown the mill into the sea so far. I wondered if there would be a big problem.

Well, if needed, I can just shout “Salt, come out!” and throw it directly into the sea.

Anyway! The important thing now is that I’m going to make chicken with this!

Phew… My hands are shaking with excitement.

Chicken! Chicken! How long has it been since I had chicken! Pungling! Basaksakgochu! Bajiko!

After over 13 years without eating chicken, my body is reaching its limit.

Oh, magic mill, why go through the trouble of making it yourself when you can just ask for chicken to come out?

Whether this is some kind of nerf or it’s always been like this, I don’t know, but

Only items come out through the mouth of the millstone or the part where the powder comes out between the female and male millstones.

Just to be sure, I tried Lamborghini, smartphones, but nothing came out.

Whatever came out was always the size of the millstone hole.

At least I can easily extract liquids or powders, which is fortunate.

Requests for imaginary materials or information didn’t work either.

For example, substances like adamantium or vibranium in imagination, nuclear bomb manufacturing methods, architectural blueprints, etc.?

Even though some boneless chicken pieces came out, umm… still, I couldn’t bear the thought of eating boneless chicken after 13 years and performed a gosure (a ritual of scattering food to drive away evil spirits).

Indeed, chicken is meant to have bones!

Now… coat the chicken soaked in milk with batter…

Coat the chicken thoroughly with breadcrumbs like this…

Sizzle sizzle sizzle

The sexy chicken pieces dressed in batter are being fried in the pot.

The smell of frying in oil was so enchanting.

“Wow… what’s that smell, sir?”

Heesun, who had been busy weaving all morning, was drawn by the smell of frying chicken and suddenly appeared in the kitchen.

“You’re here? Smells good, right? Since I’m cooking, take a break and I’ll make something delicious.”

When the grinding stone appeared, Heesun was more excited than me.

She kept pulling out bundles of thread, talking about what thread to use, what color thread, very precious thread, and so on.

Will the room be filled with bundles of thread to the point where there’s no place to sleep?

These days, both Heesun and I are practicing asceticism, being too close might be a bit dangerous…

Should I secretly create an escape space…

At that moment, Heesun couldn’t resist her curiosity about the unfamiliar cooking method and asked me a question.

“What are you making?”

“Chicken.”

“What’s chicken?”

“Something spicy.”

“Oh really?”

Her eyes widened at my joke. But if I tell her everything now, it won’t be fun! Half the thrill comes from anticipation.

The first experience of chicken is once in a lifetime.

“Haha, you’ll find out soon enough. Once you taste it, it’s heavenly. Can I even say this in front of fairies? Anyway, you’ll get to taste an amazing dish.”

Excitedly boasting, Heesun looked a bit puzzled, but after smelling the frying chicken again, she nodded her head.

“The smell is really nice, isn’t it? Can I help with anything?”

“Oh, go rest over there, the oil is splattering. This chef will take care of everything.”

“Ugh… always doing everything yourself and not letting me do anything! If someone else sees, they’ll criticize me for ruining etiquette, saying I’m a bad wife who lets her husband do everything.”

“What nonsense! This is about maintaining etiquette! Ugh! The heavenly husband told you to rest, why aren’t you going?”

After my words, Heesun gave me a bewildered look, as if questioning if that was right, and left with a puzzled expression.

What’s the problem? A harmonious relationship! When the husband orders to rest, the wife should obediently go rest! How proper is this patriarchal society?

“Oh no! The chicken is burning.”

Take out the sizzling fried chicken and cool it with a cool breeze.

If you fry the slightly cooled chicken at a high temperature once more, it becomes crispier and tastier.

Meanwhile, I need to prepare the sides.

Is there anything difficult to prepare? Just one rolling pin is enough for us.

“Bring out the chicken!”

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Oh, our rolling pin~ How well you work~

“Bring out the flour!”

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Ah! This can’t be missed either.

“Bring out the yogurt sauce! Bring out the cheese balls!”

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Ah! And bring out the draft beer too!

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Shall I take a sip first?

*Gulp* Ahh! This refreshing carbonation! Carbonation? Oh! Cola! Bring out the Coca-Cola!

Wow! How long has it been since I had carbonation like this? Isn’t this heaven?

Enjoying happiness with beer and cola, I sprinkle a bit of batter into the pot.

Sizzle

The temperature has risen properly.

Now, after letting the chicken rest in the cool breeze, I quickly put it back in.

Sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle

Since it burns if fried for too long at high temperatures, after frying for a short time like this, if you lift it while it’s still hot…!

Wow… It’s golden crispy. Golden.

It would be delicious to eat it just like this…

I wanted to show Heesun the taste of Purinkle more than just chicken, so I quickly put the chicken in a bowl with Purinkle and mix it.

Now, neatly arrange it on a pretty plate…

Ta-da! Complete!

Wow… perfect…

Looking at the beautifully arranged food in the bowl, it seemed like tears would fall from my eyes.

This smell, appearance, everything was just like that memory in my mind…

The taste… I have to feed Heesun first. I’m curious about her reaction! Hehehe

The reaction of a fairy who tasted K-chicken? How can I endure this?

Japan will kneel, and China will tremble.

“Hey! Heesun! The chicken is ready!”

“Really? Hehe, I’m quite curious because Oppa seems so excited. Maybe a little jealous? It feels like that to me? Seeing you so excited for me… really…”

“Uh, um?”

“It’s nothing!”

“Uh… um…”

Ahem! A month later, Heesun, a month later!

“So, how do you eat this?”

“Huh? Well, try this first.”

I hand Heesun a chicken leg.

“Hehe, thank you. Husband~”

With a cute greeting, Heesun nonchalantly bites into the leg!

“?!?!?!?!”

Drip.

“Huh?”

Unknowingly, Heesun wiped away the tears flowing down her cheeks.

The first impression wasn’t that significant.

She just thought it looked like a chick dish covered in yellow and pretty powder.

Crunch!

Even when taking a bite. ‘The texture is really fun?’ right?

They said it’s a chewing taste.

As she bit into the crispy crust, the fried coating that wrapped around the leg crunched! She screamed in resistance.

The greasy and tender meat that followed embraced her teeth, surprising them with its resistance.

‘It’s just a pretty and new dish, Oppa is making such a fuss—’

Tingle!

“Eugh. Eugh!”

A sudden storm of overwhelming savory flavor!

At first, it felt a bit salty as the powder touched her tongue… then it swiftly dominated her taste buds.

‘This taste!!’

From the tip of her tongue, an intense pleasure surged through her brain without resistance…

It was so intense that it could be called a form of violence.

For a moment, the concept of ‘delicious’ pierced her skull like a knife, feeling almost painful…

The bright yellow and pretty powder sprinkled like snow on the crispy crust sent tingling sensations relentlessly transmitting excitement to her head.

Because of this, a sensation akin to pain kept stimulating her tear ducts…

Unconsciously, she found herself shedding tears repeatedly.

“Sob.. sob… huh? Sob… Oppa… the leg in my hand… it’s gone. Sob….”

It was inevitable. It disappeared into her mouth in an instant.

It was too regretful. It was so heartbreaking.

Heesun’s tear-soaked greenish pupils trembled.

Was there such a taste in the human world? This… this is… a taste that should not exist!

What did my husband create in that tiny kitchen?

This… dares to challenge the authority of the gods… yes. It was a taste audacious enough to challenge the authority of the Yellow Emperor.

…She was angry. So angry that she had to somehow confront Oppa for this insult.

“Oppa—”

“Enjoying it? Hey, did you know chickens have two legs? Have another leg, Heesun looks so pretty eating. Hahaha.”

“Huh?”

Huhuhuhu! How dare you!

You’re naughty, Oppa! Naughty! Is this why this is considered a naughty dish?

The feeling now can be compared to the thrill of the first kiss with my husband!

The beautiful color that looks yellow and warm, the crispy and fun texture, the savory and rich aroma of fried meat dishes, the violent taste.

And… knowing that divine taste, the voice that unhesitatingly gives me both of the only two legs in front of me, my beautiful lover before my eyes.

Sense of touch, taste, sight, hearing, smell. And the sixth sense rising from the depths of my womb.

It is a lump of greed trying to fill all human desires without any space for beauty.

“Well… This is not food!”

Heesun thought.

Beneath the cute and innocent appearance like a chick…

A devil with a chicken head, laughing vilely and obscenely, lurks.

Revealing its true nature with a single bite, tempting and binding itself with a sweet tongue… The world’s wicked…

“It’s a monster.”

Corrupting fairies and insulting emperors.

This is… the cooking of a traitor.