episode_0034

The scenery I saw when I opened my eyes was quite different from usual. Light green new leaves swaying under a sky that is clearer than yesterday, a haze dancing at the foot of a distant mountain… … .

I didn’t feel any of the chill that usually bothers my toes every morning. You can know this without saying it. Winter is gone forever.

It seemed like spring fever was starting. I put on my glasses and lay down, covered with a blanket that was hotter than usual. I saw Miss Sammy putting nutritional supplements in a flower pot by the window.

“… … Miss Sammy?”

“Good morning, Miss Penny!”

… … Cancel everything about spring blah blah. That wasn’t the cause of the discomfort I felt as soon as I woke up. “Why are you like that in the morning… … Are you wearing clothes?”

“Because today is the day of physical education class─!”

“Ah, yes… … .”

Sammy, who answered brightly, was wearing gym clothes. Wearing gym uniform means not wearing ordinary training clothes, but wearing t-shirts and bloomers, which are the academy’s designated gym uniform.

Her pure white T-shirt with a dark red border stretched pitifully over her chest, forming tight creases, and her bloomers did nothing to hide the hollow curves of her groin and inner thighs.

To put it simply, it is a clothing that has completely lost its purpose of “covering embarrassing areas” among the functions of clothing. This means that if someone wants to pinch their nipples and rub their pussy right now, they can do so.

But don’t we all know that I can’t say to Miss Sammy that she has ‘nothing to focus on’? To put it bluntly, Miss Sammy’s pajamas are just as sexy as those.

“… … Ahhh.” I hold my forehead. You so kindly taught me the cause of the unknown sense of crisis I felt last night, as soon as I woke up. “I don’t want to do physical education… … .”

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There are two reasons. The first is my experience during high school.

“Penny, that’s where the ball goes! Take it!”

“Well, well… … !? Don’t give me the ball… … Wow!”

It doesn’t require much explanation as to how I grew up as a child who was not familiar with physical education. To sum it up in one word, it can be said to be just a literary girl issue.

It wasn’t just that I was harassed by dirty insider gyaru bitches who were happy as long as they had a ball anywhere, all year round, and I was even scolded just because I wasn’t good at physical education.

It only takes one very unlucky day for an normally introverted child to become a joker and get 100 points on a test.

What kind of damned thing on earth would put something like physical education on the school schedule… … , those questions and hatred alone were enough to drive me crazy with a desire for revenge.

Generalizing that people from the countryside should naturally use their bodies well is an extremely severe act of discrimination. Rather, it’s the opposite.

My house is a fish shop. Not only is it not related to physical work like fishing or farming, but even if you do help out, it is just an endlessly tiring job. The only food he usually eats is a simple fisherman’s sandwich, and he doesn’t inherit any particularly strong genes.

On the other hand, it makes me wonder why they don’t just exempt me from gym class, damn it.

“Are you okay?”

“Ugh… … It’s okay.”

“Is the ball okay, not you?”

Of course, the most terrible thing is the attitude of those gyaru who take it for granted to laugh at and trample on weak constitutions. I hope all the insiders die.

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“Physical education is fun! It’s a shame that I don’t do weight training separately, but being able to participate in group ball sports is a huge blessing! If you’re naturally timid like me, you can’t find people to play table tennis, so you end up throwing the ball against the wall or the machine.”

What is the second? Don’t you know that, of course, the second cause of all my problems is my sexual desire?

Even when I was embarrassed and couldn’t catch the ball, or when I was being scolded by the gyaru, or when I was stimulated by the scent of the girls of the same age surrounding me, there was always a crisis during PE class.

While the sweat running down your back and the intense physical contact that often occurs are enough, there is an even more important factor involved in physical education.

Readers, how much do you know about “uniform fetish”?

Clearly, the t-shirt and bloomers that Sammy is wearing would be on par with or better than the bra top and dolphin pants that Sammy usually wears in her room, if only in terms of their lewdness.

Of course, it is true that both are insanely shameless, but depending on one’s perspective, pajamas that reveal the stomach and possibly reveal bare skin between the crotch may be more erotic.

However, there are countless cases where, when asked, “Which of the two do you like better,” the steadfast compass points to “gym clothes” without hesitation.

Naturally, more than the exposure of the clothes themselves, people are excited about the fact that the top and bottom are combined to complete the athlete uniform. I call this the ‘set equipment effect’.

“They don’t look at the design. You are looking at ‘information’.”

Clothing contains information about whether the person wearing the clothing is a nurse, a police officer, or someone sweating and soaking in the heat right after exercising. What we’re really excited about isn’t what the clothes look like, it’s that information.

When you put your hand in the crotch of Sammy’s dolphin pants, you can’t tell whether it will be the softness right after a shower or the body odor accumulated after a night’s sleep until you touch it.

However, the crotch of gym clothes exists in only one state. The groin area was drenched in sweat, and the cloth had been soaked in bodily fluids for an hour and was ripening, giving off a tremendous odor.

If you take them off right away, your butt and here and there will be shiny with sweat that hasn’t evaporated, and if you try to change after your body temperature has cooled down a bit, you’ll have the dilemma of your clothes drying out and sticking to your skin a little and falling off… … .

You have to imagine enduring intense exercise between your pussy and buttocks. That’s what ‘uniform’ is all about.

Perhaps this was the reason for my discomfort last night. Well, that’s right, as always, after one ordeal passes, another ordeal approaches. It’s always like this.

Still, in my own way, I trained my body every morning by looking at Sammy’s lower breasts and half-exposed cervix pulled up tightly by the cloth. If you are careful about direct physical contact, your dick will never come out of your skirt… … No… … .

… … Wait a minute.

I have to wear that too.

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“End of warm-up exercise──. Okay, kids. The sport you will play for one year from today is… … It’s volleyball!”

As if there was no way to die, even though it was short, I was able to wrap my dick in a fairly wide bloomer and insert all of it. However, the moment you get even the slightest erection, it will turn into a public exposure show rather than a physical activity.

“Listen carefully. Physical strength is the military power of the Demon King’s army, and it is the basis of the interpersonal combat skills you will learn from the second year. Having grown up as a flower in a greenhouse, of course no one would be confident, right?”

Because sitting on the floor was unladylike behavior, everyone, including the Gremory class and the Agares class who were taking the lecture, were standing and listening to the story. From the corner of my eye, I noticed that Miss Edrose was not present as expected.

The professor in charge of physical education is Professor Frederica Naeche, a rabbit beast with an enormous body. I was impressed by the thick thighs and muscular build derived from rabbit genes, which were different from Ms. Katari’s practical thighs.

“But if you whine that it’s hard and fail here, you won’t get any porridge or rice. Because in the Demon King’s army, ‘strength’ is the top priority! What I’m saying is, give up physical education and get rid of the complacent idea of being promoted to commander!”

Fortunately, it seemed that I wasn’t the only one who felt scared by these threats.

On the contrary, I became tougher after going through terrible physical education in high school, and the girls, who had lived as aristocrats with not a speck of dust on their hands all their lives, reacted even more embarrassed as they were doing physical education for the first time in their lives.

Of course, there were cases where I was just as excited as Miss Sammy, but let’s make that an exception.

I almost thought, ‘This is enough,’ but I came back to the mindset that I couldn’t let down my guard. This race is basically much stronger than humans.

You must keep in mind that if you act hastily, you may be hit by a serious reception from angry demons and your stomach may be pierced to death… … .

“Then, let’s decide the matchup.”

… … Tension ran down my spine!

No matter how confident we are in physical education, Sammy and I are naturals. These are the types of people who would absolutely refuse to team up with someone they have never met before.

Even when we organized the group for the last alchemy lecture, we were able to catch Miss Juliet thanks to Miss Ratsby’s presence. Maybe if we had to find a team member ourselves… … .

It would have been faster to train one homunculus each and have them become team members. There are other methods, but they are too difficult to mention here. Huh… … pregnancy.

Without even saying who would go first, we held hands with terrified expressions and prayed that we wouldn’t break up.

Then, something that looked like a soft and warm cotton ball came from behind and was hugged with an arm around my shoulder. It was Miss Ratsby. As I looked to my left, I saw Miss Juliet looking this way, smiling.

“──. 33 people, 33 people… … . 30 in 6×5… … . Oh, there are 11 teams? Odd number… … . Then what… … Groups of 6 from the same class gather together and stick together with teams from other classes.”

… … thank god! But where do you get two people?

“And aren’t there 3 people left in each class, a total of 6 people? Those guys compete with me 1:6. No objections, right? Then everyone gather together──!”

For a moment, I couldn’t believe my ears. 1:6? However, the problem was that looking at that body size, it seemed unlikely that the professor would lose. Everyone began to gather in a hurry to avoid competing with Professor Naeche.

Since we start with 4 people, there is no advantage. However, if you procrastinate and the team members come together vaguely, there is a possibility that the gathered members will scatter and be dragged as sacrifices to Professor Naeche’s spikes.

The current number of people is 4, which means that it is not possible to include a group that already has 3 people. What we can focus on is a group of one person or a group of two people.

What would Miss Edrose do in this situation? Rather than targeting people who travel alone, wouldn’t they have immediately recruited a duo like me and Sammy, who aren’t particularly extroverted, so they only hang out together?

Then, there are combinations that immediately come to mind. Gremory Class’s Lamia duo, Keo Scrivener and Yu Turing.

Of course, they are far from introverted, but like the cliche gyaru duo, they don’t pay much attention to anything other than running around and making fun of someone.

Of course, the thought that comes to mind right now is, ‘What the heck, let me just play tennis, that’s awesome. It will be completely Tensage~’, so it is the optimal condition to recruit… … !

“Hey, Miss Ratsby! I have a good idea… … .”

“Oh─Hohohohoho, are you at peace! Mortoria Eraser Dragon is coming!”

“Are you at peace…? … . Algan Samsung Pay.”

… … It seems it’s already too late. Miss Ratsby came back with an energetic expression on her face, her arms draped over Miss Mortoria and Miss Algan’s shoulders.

‘Is it already on cooldown time? … .’

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“DUHEEEN──. I lost the coin toss! This time too, it’s all because of me!”

“… … Okay, it’s okay… … . Let’s calm down?”

“Now, let’s do it—! Team “Nyan Nyan Kingdom”, Let’s Go─!”

“Let’s Goiwayo─!!” Ms. Mortoria, surprisingly, matches the rhythm of Ms. Ratsby well… … . Of course, the original intention was to join the same team as Miss Juliet.

Volleyball is a sport in which six people form a team, passing the ball over a net, with the goal of dropping the ball into the opponent’s court.

A score is scored if the opponent misses the ball or fails to receive it. Conversely, if the ball lands in our court, we concede a point. Official matches are played in a best-of-three series of five sets, but in the academy’s physical education classes, three sets are played during the lecture period, regardless of win or loss.

Although it is said to be a sport created after watching basketball, in terms of the ‘victory goal’ alone, it is actually closer to tennis, table tennis, or badminton, which are played by 12 players without a racket.

In addition, the number of times team members can exchange the ball with each other without passing the net is up to 3 times. This makes it possible to play irregularly through teamwork, which is considered to be the best part of volleyball, unlike other racket games where players compete by giving and receiving 1 match each time. There are a lot of people.

There is a familiar face on the other side of the court beyond the net. Miss Ernestina. Finn and Miss Ratsby’s roommate, a blunt but friendly mechanical girl. Finn said, ‘I was scared at first, but now I feel reassured.’

I waved my hand to Miss Ratsby, who was excitedly waving her arms while looking over there, and Miss Ernestina responded in return.

Still, I was fortunate that the sport was volleyball. Even if it was soccer, baseball, or even softball, I wouldn’t have even thought about playing it because I didn’t know the rules… … .

“… … Then, I will serve. 「RTX ON」.”

Volleyball is our family’s national sport, next to table tennis! Even though I am illiterate in sports, I have memorized all six positions! I also saw North Korea defeat Montenegro to win the 1970 World Championship.

My dad is a soccer hater, and my mom was taken to the emergency room due to high blood pressure after criticizing a baseball team that was rapidly falling apart in the spring. Naturally, the only sport to watch at home was volleyball.

And since I’ve been playing table tennis for quite some time, which can be played anywhere with a table, a very light ball, and a spatula when a racket isn’t available, maybe I’m talented… … ! That’s right, table tennis and volleyball are similar!

Phu Sheng Kwaang──.

“… … Huh?”

“Miss Penny, receive! Receive!”

When I looked under the bridge, the ball was everywhere and there was a huge crater. The ball was already flying backwards, causing tremendous repulsion and scattering some debris in the air.

Miss Sammy caught the ball that fell into the air and looked disappointed. “The angle is very low. Even if it were me, it would have been hard to get it─.”

“… … score. It’s a refreshing start. Activate the emotional expression “Tea Bagging”.”

Did you ‘shoot’ that? Miss Ernestina… … ? No, rather than that, take that… … ? Are you getting it by sacrificing your arm? If the rebound had gone wrong, I would have become a eunuch, right?

… … Ah, no need to worry about getting an erection.

I’m so scared right now that my dick is shrinking rapidly.