episode_0033

I was staring at something with all my clothes off.

-Ain Frostgarm (12 years old)

-Class: Battle Mage

It’s clear that my class was Wizard (Recovery) until just a little while ago today, but after gaining the ‘Anastasia Duel’ trait due to the sudden intrusion of Marquis Luciolas, I went to wash up, exhausted, and found myself in this situation.

“Well, does it matter? Still, this is my first time seeing a class called Battle Mage. Was it an additional class from a mod I didn’t know about…”

With that thought in mind, I grabbed the toiletries that Ion and Lulu had prepared for me and went into the bathroom.

“It’s really unnecessarily big.”

As expected of a duke’s residence, everything in the mansion was large, and the bathroom was also very large. If someone saw it, they would believe it was a public bathhouse.

Even though I was still small, when I entered the large bathroom, I felt like a black dot on white. That was how big the bathroom was.

I take a quick shower and then put my feet in the bath.

“Oh, that’s totally cool.”

The blue water in the bathtub, which is as large as a bathroom, seems to have been treated with some kind of magical power, and the moment you step in, you feel as if you will melt into comfort.

“Ugh~~ I like it~”

I was yelling like an old man anyway, thinking that no one would be there, so I just stuck my head in the water and felt extremely tired.

After warming up for a while, I soaked in several bathtubs of unknown purpose, went into the sauna to look around, and looked at the statues in the bathroom, losing track of time.

As you climb onto the back of the dragon statue and cast ‘Fuck the Land, I’m on a Dragon’, you hear someone faintly talking outside the bathhouse.

“Ain must have gone up, right?”

“I waited for 40 minutes, so of course it went up.”

When I listened carefully, it seemed like Ion and Lulu had also come to the bathhouse to take a bath.

I sometimes wonder if time has passed so quickly, and I recall the common sense that women in the world (originally) should take at least an hour to bathe when dating their ex-wife.

I understand that the males’ bathing times here aren’t that different from those of the females in the original world, but it seems like the two of them don’t know that very well.

“I’m still here.”

As if they had no idea I was there, they sat on top of the dragon statue and waved, “Open!” The two of them looked at me up and down with bewildered expressions on their faces and hurriedly ran to the changing room, emerging with a large towel each.

“Ah, Ain. Are you still here?”

“Hey, you said you washed it three times in 40 minutes.”

“I did, I did.”

“You useless bitch.”

I answer their conversation while soaking in the bathtub.

“Male takes a little over an hour.”

“Mom, I didn’t know.”

Lulu, who answered like that, was in a position where she couldn’t even say no to this, saying that she had to go with Ion, so I waved my hand and called the two of them.

“Come in anyway since you came. It’s not like it’ll wear out just by looking at it and I’ll be looking at it often from now on.”

“Forward, forward often… …!!”

Ion, who had an expression on his face as if he was faced with a great fear at my words, approached me with a uselessly determined look and soaked himself in the bathtub I was in.

“Phew, I’ll survive.”

“Lulu too.”

“Yeah, yeah…”

Lulu also hesitates and approaches Ion’s brave attitude and enters the bathtub. The two sit in the bathtub as far away from me as possible.

“It’s okay if you come next to me.”

“That, that’s a bit.”

Perhaps because he was uncomfortable with the somewhat bashful posture that was not even in his fortune, Ion was trying hard to keep his embarrassing parts from being exposed while still being completely soaked. (Lulu was the same.)

Lulu’s body hair wasn’t long, so her normally well-proportioned body was clearly visible, but Ion was a furry dragon and his fur wasn’t short, so it was hard to tell other than that he had a large chest.

Only after coming to the bathroom and getting all wet with fur did I get to see Ion’s body properly. She has large chest, a slim waist from always working out, and a firm butt.

The arms and legs are muscular enough to not be bothersome, but they look full.

Unlike the three members of the study group with large breasts, hips, and a plump belly, she has a flawless, nice body.

“Ion has a great body.”

“What, what.”

Ion blushed in surprise at my compliment, but Lulu’s expression turned sour.

“Don’t just grow your chest for no reason.”

“I like Lulu because she has a well-proportioned, slender body.”

“What, what.”

When I added with a smiling face, Lulu also had the same expression as Ion, so I laughed a little.

“Because my body is like this…”

I spoke while touching various parts of her body, but I was a little surprised and couldn’t continue speaking because her body was quite different from what I remembered.

“Oh, it wasn’t like this when I entered school.”

My body, which was previously thin and skinny without any plan, is showing signs of muscle here and there, perhaps because of the results of physical activity.

When I looked up at them, wondering what was going on since there was no reaction from either of them, I saw Ion and Lulu staring at me as if they were possessed while I was looking around and touching various parts of my body.

“It’s still far away, but it’s not like I can’t see it, right?”

The two of them came to their senses only after I spoke to them, and they looked around the bathroom, which was nothing to see, in shock, avoiding eye contact.

“Is it that bad to look at?”

“Oh, no! It’s even better than I thought, no, it looks good.”

“Yeah, yeah.”

“Really? Then that must be it.”

After a while of not saying a word to each other, when their faces turned bright red from the temperature of the bathtub, they got up, thinking that they would get used to it.

“I’ll help you wash. Let’s wash together.”

When I stood up freely without even thinking about covering my body, the two of them opened their eyes wide and couldn’t take their eyes off me from between my legs.

I’ll skip explaining the other me between my precious legs. Even if the two of them look at me like that, I have no intention of covering it up or taking it out.

If I were a bachelor of my age, I would have already run away from the bathhouse, but unfortunately, I am only in my second life (even though I didn’t want to be).

As you said, I’ll be doing all sorts of things with the females from now on, so there’s no reason to be embarrassed.

“I don’t really care what you look at, but I think it would be better to wash first.”

At my words, Ion and Lulu coughed in vain and carefully got up.

The shampoo had a lovely floral scent. It must be an expensive product because even before the foam was completely absorbed into my hair, my hair felt incredibly smooth and soft.

(I’m more of a manly person, but) while I was sitting comfortably with my legs spread apart like a man and shampooing, Ion and Lulu were having a very difficult time trying to figure out whether to take care of the towel covering their bodies or to wash their hair.

Ion’s hair is naturally long, and Lulu’s hair is also long when she lets it down, so it seems like it takes a long time to shampoo it.

I watch them wash while letting the shampoo soak into their hair.

The two of them finished shampooing their hair pretty quickly considering they have long hair, and since the roles of man and woman have been reversed, their thoughts are similar to those of the men I know, and they are rinsing their hair with a ‘rough rub’ feeling.

However, since the shampoo was high-quality, the hair of the two people that had sweat and dust on it became shiny again.

While I was lathering my body with a shower towel, I saw Ion and Lulu quietly turning away from me and taking off the towels covering their bodies to wash themselves.

“Oh, I’ll push your back.”

Since it would be difficult for Ion and Lulu to wash their backs while washing, I think it would be best if I helped them since they had foam on their bodies but couldn’t wash their backs.

“Oh, thank you.”

As Lulu speaks in a crawling voice, I move behind the two of them.

Just as I was about to wipe their backs with a towel, my playful spirit kicked in and I started lathering my upper body with the towel in my hand.

“I saw it at a book club, and there was a scene like this.”

Ion and Lulu, who had been looking at me with question marks above their heads as I bubbled all over my chest and stomach, made embarrassed expressions when I covered Ion’s back with my upper body.

“Ugh, ugh, woooo…!”

One thing I realized as soon as we got into it was that this method was extremely ineffective.

In the original world, it would usually be women who would do this, and since women have breasts, they would use that to their advantage, but here, since it feels like it’s done by males with solid bodies, even that doesn’t work.

It felt like I was just hugging him from behind, so Ion twisted his body as I rubbed his back with my chest and stomach.

“Gasp, ugh! Nooo, heeee…”

After rubbing my body for a while, I decided that Ion’s back was roughly washed, so I grabbed Lulu’s shoulders, who was gradually increasing the distance between us, and overlapped our bodies.

“Heeek…!”

While I was rubbing Lulu’s back with my body following Ion, I also felt some stimulation from the physical contact with the opposite sex, but I don’t know if it was the power of the national anthem or what, but my other self listened to me well, so I was able to end it by just rubbing my body.

I rinse them off by spraying water from the shower while I put both hands in their crotches and fidget for some unknown reason, then hand over a towel.

“Please give me your back too.”

Lulu briefly glanced at Ion, whose eyes were still spinning, then sighed and took the towel, gently rubbing my back.

“I won’t do that for you?”

Lulu didn’t understand what I meant by the joke for a moment, but then she realized it and patted my back with a towel and mumbled, “Oh, I’m not going to do that.”

After I finished soaping myself up and pointed to the shower, Ion and Lulu carefully rinsed my body just like I had done for them.

“…”

“…”

When the time came to rinse between my legs, I wanted to tease him some more, but I was afraid that if they really touched me again, my partner wouldn’t be able to stand getting up, so I finished it myself.

“Why do I feel more tired after washing…”

That’s how Ion and Lulu’s conversation ended after they finished taking a bath.