episode_0032

“Ugh, ugh… .”

My head is ringing.

It’s a similar feeling to when you’re really drunk and have a hangover.

It looks so soft, it feels like I’m lying in bed.

“Cariin… .”

Did Karin move it for you?

I opened my eyes with difficulty and called out to Karin.

“Oh, you’re awake.”

But what was in front of me was not Karin, but that annoyingly refreshing protagonist.

“Hiyaaaak!”

what!

Why on earth is he here!

“Calm down! I saw you collapsed and quickly brought you here.”

“… fell down?”

I thought about what had happened before I collapsed.

… … .

“… Please leave for a moment.”

Because I have to die.

“Ah, that, that… um… When I look at it, it just faints… .”

I’m sorry, but the fact that you’re groping around like that just proves that you’ve already seen it all.

I wanted to die even more.

“… Well, there is a separate landlord. I will talk to him too.”

This isn’t this guy’s house.

That means at least two people have seen my spit.

I want to die… .

He quickly went out and looked for someone.

In response to that voice, new footsteps came lightly toward my door.

“Hello.”

I thought it would be a man, but the owner of the house was a woman.

She had blue hair and wore a black cone-shaped hat, and to anyone who saw her she was a wizard herself.

“Uh… Yes, ah, hello.”

She’s pretty… and she has big breasts too… .

My gaze naturally turned to her chest, since she was wearing an outfit that made it very noticeable.

A tight-fitting one-piece dress… doesn’t it emphasize the chest too much?

Looking at it makes me feel somehow embarrassed.

“Where are you looking?”

She covered her body with a slightly unpleasant expression.

No, then why don’t you just not wear those clothes in the first place!

It was a little unfair, but in the end, I was the one who saw it, and it was her group that saved her, so I bowed my head.

“Sorry, I’m sorry.”

“Please be careful next time.”

“Yes… .”

She looked at me as if she didn’t like it and opened her mouth.

“I received the commission safely. I didn’t know there would be a fool eating magic mushrooms in the northern forest… but I guess it’s my fault for not warning you in advance.”

Then she handed over a pouch containing some money and a magic potion.

“Please consider this as compensation. Please do not eat mushrooms like that in the future.”

“Okay, just a moment… .”

Commissioned item?

Could this woman be my client?

“Yes, I am the wizard Lisa who gave you the order. I am missing one, but your colleague gave it to me yesterday.”

“Ah, Karin! Where is Karin now?”

Karin! I forgot for a moment!

“She came to check on you yesterday and went back to your room.”

“Oh… I see. Thank you.”

I think we’ll meet again when we return to our accommodations.

That’s fortunate.

“Then, now that the toxin is removed, you can go back.”

“Yes?”

toxin?

“That mushroom has hallucinogenic and aphrodisiac effects, and if you eat it raw, you’ll get addicted to it. If you leave it alone, it’ll take about a week to wear off. You don’t want to be walking around like that, do you?”

“Uh… .”

But are you in normal condition now?

“It may look like it, but your body is very sensitive. So I’ll help you detoxify it.”

“, thank you… .”

I thought he was a cold and indifferent person, but he surprisingly has a good side… .

You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

“So take off your clothes.”

“Yes?”

I froze for a moment at her words.

Lisa said this with a calm face.

“Take off your clothes, because we need to get rid of the toxins.”

“Uh… .”

Because it’s for treatment… I can’t help it, right?

And besides, we’re all women… No, I’m not a woman!

Anyway, it’s less burdensome when the partner is a woman.

I hesitated for a moment, but then I kicked back the blanket and took off my armor.

“… Is that armor?”

“First of all… .”

I was embarrassed as I said it too.

This isn’t armor!

She reached out and took off my armor instead as I hesitated.

“Eek!”

“Do it quickly, I don’t want to wait.”

“Sorry, sorry… .”

Just now, I felt like your touch was a little lewd… Am I imagining it?

After hesitating and taking off all of my armor, she suddenly told me to stand up.

“Why, why?”

“Because we need to get rid of the poison.”

Treatment… is that why?

I got up hesitantly.

“Put your hands away.”

“But, but here… .”

Her gaze was directed at my vagina.

No, is that what you mean by subtracting here?

“There’s no other way to get rid of the poison. Quickly put your hands away and spread your legs.”

“But, but… .”

Um, this seems a bit strange… .

When I hesitated, she got angry.

“Ah, show me your pussy quickly! I have to suck your pussy juice!”

“… … Yes?”

Just now… what did you say?

“Oops… Hey, I can’t help it.”

She covered her mouth in embarrassment, but I already heard everything.

“Heh, heh heh… I’ve been wanting to taste it for a while now… . Since I saved your life, it’s okay, right… ?”

“Hey, hey… .”

I covered myself with the blanket, trembling with fear.

“Don’t cover it! I can’t see that obscene body!”

“Gyaaaah! Help me!”

Eventually, the situation calmed down after he heard my screams, came running, and subdued Lisa.

***

“Ugh… Ugh… I almost got raped by a woman… Ugh… .”

“I’m really sorry. I’m not usually like this… .”

He bowed his head to me as I sobbed, wrapped in a bedsheet.

He didn’t do anything wrong, but seeing him take responsibility and apologize like this shows that he’s a pretty good guy… No, let’s not let that slide.

“Oh no… I’ll just go… .”

“Ah, that… I’m really sorry… .”

Lisa got down on her knees and apologized to me with her hands raised.

“Okay, okay… I understand… .”

Why did she suddenly become a crazy psychopath?

It’s all because of these devilish pheromones.

They say it doesn’t discriminate between genders, but that woman was clearly horny because she was with me in a closed space.

Thanks to that, after opening the window, her condition improved a lot.

“That… That’s really not my style, is it? I hope you don’t misunderstand… .”

“I know… Ugh… .”

“Ugh… Why did I do that… Ma, should I give you another magic potion?”

“Okay… I’ll just go… .”

In the end, the two of them failed to catch me.

I sobbed as I took the reward they gave me and went back.

… I was a little concerned about the fact that they gave me more than the original compensation.

If you think about it, isn’t Lisa also a victim of my pheromones?

But I guess it’s okay since I almost got in trouble…

“Asia! I’m so glad.”

As soon as I got back to my accommodations, Karin hugged me and was happy.

By the way, Karin, you don’t get excited even though you sleep with me?

Is it because we’re in the same party?

“Yeah… Huh, Carin… .”

“Ah, Asia, what’s wrong? What happened?”

I whined in Karin’s arms.

“Just… It was just like that… .”

“That, yeah… I went to check on the situation yesterday, but since you couldn’t get up, I just came. Nothing happened, right? I guess nothing happened since you’re both good people… .”

For some reason, I felt sad when I heard Karin’s words.

Lisa… that woman is a lesbian rapist!

No, it happened because of me… .

“Ugh… .”

***

The next day, we went to the temple in the underground waterway.

As soon as I came down the ladder, I found South.

“Grandpa! Where are you!”

“Oh my, aren’t you a saint?”

He came running, making a fuss.

“What’s going on all of a sudden? Do you want to pray to the goddess?”

“Ugh… How do I turn this off?”

“What are you talking about?”

“This…this is Gahoyo!”

Given the situation, it had to be turned off as soon as possible.

No, regardless of age or gender, people get horny just by looking at me. If this continues, isn’t it impossible to travel?

I don’t know why the guy is fine, but since he’s a character that feels like the main character, he must have some kind of strange ability, like immunity.

“Hehehe… Isn’t that a good thing? How can you be loved by everyone… .”

“Ah, okay, hurry up!”

“… Please pray and ask.”

As soon as I heard his words, I ran and knelt before the statue of the goddess.

Please cancel! OFF! Cancel!

As soon as the selection window popped up, I turned off the protection without hesitation.

Hey, are you gone?

What the heck! It’s the same!

Huh? Companion…?

You fed him a baguette?

I was dumbfounded by the message that suddenly appeared.

“Oh, the goddess… says no… .”

When I ran to South and appealed to him, he just laughed heartily.

“It seems the Goddess loves the Saintess very much.”

“Hey you scammer!”

Karin barely managed to stop me from getting angry and grabbing her by the collar.

“Ugh… I, I’m done now… .”

I’m screwed… .

Am I going to be a walking sex machine now?

Is everyone who sees me running towards me with their tails raised and their legs raised?

I was frustrated by the terrible future.

I should have found out more and prayed…!

I was careful about agreeing to terms and conditions, but I had to be even more careful about joining a religious organization.

“… Ahem, if you’re worried about that indiscriminate pheromone exposure, there’s another way… .”

“What, what is it?”

Grandpa South coughed twice and told me a shocking truth as my eyes sparkled.

“Pheromones decrease when Love Slime is in the body.”

“… … What did you say?”

You want me to carry around some slime?