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“And the short-lived Kim Shin-woo. You.”

The female elf from earlier suddenly turned her gaze towards me.

The sense of oppression was still there, but the gaze was not as cold as when it was looking at Lucian.

“Why me?”

“You did a fun job.”

“Did you have to make a difficult choice?”

A female elf who smiles slightly at my words.

I also smiled and continued speaking.

“I’m a good fab girl too.”

“Heh. I hope I get the chance to do that.”

Soon, the female elf began to walk towards the front door.

He spoke to me as he moved slowly.

“Elf society is watching you.”

“Are you trying to assassinate me? I just tore that little brat apart, why are you doing that, seriously.”

“…You should be careful with the word ‘nobleman’. Anyway, it’s not like that.”

The elf arrived at the front door of the classroom without realizing it.

Before leaving the classroom, the elf said with a faint smile.

“Something fun will happen to you sooner or later.”

“Usually, that kind of thing isn’t fun at all for the people involved.”

“Well, for now, I hope you enjoy this moment in peace. That’s all for now.”

With those words, the female elf left the classroom.

Then he came back in, gave us a short bow, and dragged Lucian out, who had slumped down.

[You clean up the trash well.]

‘You’re polite.’

Then, Jeong A-yeon, who had just come to her senses, started asking me urgent questions.

“Prince Shinwoo! Weren’t you clearly incompetent? What happened!”

“I don’t know either. Seriously, why are you doing this?”

“Shinwoo, what are you going to do if you really get expelled?”

Hyeji asked me urgently with a worried expression.

I scratched my head at those words.

“I should just go get on and off the train or do a rocket delivery.”

“Hmm, hmm. If you have nowhere to go, tell me.”

“Oh, where are you going to put it?”

Hyeji has a confident expression.

I was curious what kind of bag there was.

“My dad works at Samsung, so I can easily take responsibility for you.”

“Hey, isn’t that something you have to do after passing the open recruitment and then going to the interview?”

“Public offering?…I don’t know what you mean?”

“What are you talking about? You said it was Samsung?”

It was a conversation that was a little off.

Eventually, when the conversation didn’t continue, Hyeji ended it abruptly.

“Isn’t that Samsung? Anyway, if you have nowhere to go, tell me. I’ll take responsibility.”

“Yeah, thanks for caring anyway.”

I patted Hyeji’s shoulder twice to express my gratitude.

Just then, Professor Pil-Yong came to his senses and started teaching.

At that moment, Hyeji came up to me and asked me quietly enough for only I to hear.

“Shinwoo, but did you really awaken your power?”

“You, didn’t believe a single thing I said yesterday?”

“No, I didn’t know it was real, the atmosphere was like that.”

Hyeji made a face of shame.

I spoke with great determination, but it felt a little strange that it came out like that, but he is a trustworthy person.

“The only person I can really trust here right now is you.”

“Yeah!! Yeah!! Don’t worry, just trust me!!”

Hyeji walked away from me, laughing heartily.

Then a voice in my head speaks.

[What will you do if you really get expelled? Is there no one else you can ask for help?]

‘Oh, there is one.’

As soon as the first class was over, I contacted someone I could trust.

That’s none other than that.

Me [Sir, I’m screwed.]

Idiot [Brother, what’s wrong?]

Mr. Kang Hyuk.

In the case of my parents, it was clear that they would ignore my calls.

Since I had a narrow range of interpersonal relationships anyway, there was only one person left.

Me [It’ll be long to explain, but anyway, I gained the ability.]

Idiot [Not like the previous similar abilities, but real abilities?]

Me [That’s right. I told you the reader results before.]

Idiot [That’s right.]

Me [This time the result came out as ‘unknown ability’, but can this be considered as hiding the ability?]

There was no answer from the old man for a while.

And then a reply comes cautiously.

Idiot [Then I’ll be expelled?]

I’m having an internal meeting, but if it ends badly I’ll probably get expelled.

Idiot [Wait. Take care of it.]

Me [sob, thank you sensei]

That was fortunate.

Honestly, I don’t know how it will help, but it does give me some peace of mind.

Just as I was about to turn off my phone, I received an urgent text message from the old man.

Idiot [Instead, please do me one favor.]

Me [what is it?]

For a moment, the old man seemed to be thinking about something and did not send any more messages.

The moment I was wondering what was going on, the answer came from the old man.

Idiot [Please ask Yerim for a reverse bunny.]

Me [what color?]

Idiot […possible by type?]

As soon as I saw that, I immediately contacted Yerim.

Me [Sister. Sister. Sister.]

Sister Yerim [What’s wrong?]

Me [home address quickly. Urgent]

Sister Yerim [Why?? Wait a minute.]

I found the reverse bunny costume on an internet costume site.

Coincidentally, the home address that Yerim sent.

Without hesitation, I bought each and every one of them and had them shipped there.

Me [Sister, how long did it take you to dress up like Kyaru last time?]

Sister Yerim […don’t tell anyone else. 3 days in a row.]

I [have to take at least a week off if I wear the gift I sent you now.]

Sister Yerim [Fuck, I’m going to go to the bathroom now.]

I’m done with Yerim noona.

I contacted the old man again.

I [am taking at least a week off.]

Idiot [Thank you so much. Fuck, thank you so much.]

Me [Sir, aren’t you going to have a baby like this? At least think of a name.]

Idiot [If it’s a girl, I’d do it according to her birth month, so it’s either spring, summer, fall, or winter.]

Then suddenly a thought occurred to me.

I quickly sent a text message to the old man.

I [don’t do fall.]

Idiot [Yeah.]

That name just doesn’t feel right.

I feel like I’m going to do drugs.

***

First of all, I decided to go to Professor Pil-Yong’s research building after all classes were over.

Since the faculty meeting was held in the evening, I was planning to go to the research building and watch the meeting while I was there.

And now.

Hyeji and I were eating at a restaurant.

Then suddenly, I saw Jeong Ah-yeon being held by a female student.

“I can’t help you!”

“Oh, please, just once! You said you were taking the class together!”

Jeong Ah-yeon has a very awkward expression on her face.

In contrast, the female student who had caught Jeong Ah-yeon had a desperate look on her face while holding a book in her hand.

[How about calling once?]

‘It’s annoying.’

Anyway, I called Jeong Ah-yeon as the voice in my head said.

Then two gazes turned towards me.

Jeong A-yeon, who discovered me, began to turn pale.

Meanwhile, as soon as the female student saw me, she shook off Jeong Ah-yeon and ran to me with a bright face.

Jeong Ah-yeon tried to shout something, but the female student’s mouth was a little faster than her.

“Hello! My name is Choi Da-eun. Are you Kim Shin-woo?”

“Yes, that’s right. What’s going on?”

“I really wanted to meet Kim Shin-woo!”

“Are you a fan of mine?”

“Yes, that’s right. I’ve been a fan since the first time I saw you!!!”

Somehow, I was so touched.

Even more so because you said you were a fan from the first time you saw me.

I thought this was what fans who had been cheering me on since my Hakko days looked like.

“Thank you so much for being my fan!”

“Okay. Can I ask you one thing?”

“Of course, go ahead.”

“I’m also writing an article about Shinwoo. This time, it’s-”

Something felt off.

Just in case, I hastily interrupted him and asked a question.

“Wait a minute, say that again.”

“Huh? It’s nothing else, this time-”

“No. Not there, before that.”

“I’m also writing an article about Shinwoo. Is this it?”

It felt cheap.

An unknown sense of anxiety began to well up in me.

“Did you write the school newspaper article?”

“Yes! That’s right! I wrote it all from the beginning to the end!”

I thought about killing him right away, but I held out in the end.

Because I had to do a final check.

“‘God of Ada’ too?”

“Yes! It’s the hottest thing I’ve ever written. It’s still in the top 10 in overall views.”

“…found it.”

“Huh?”

Verification is complete.

It’s you.

This fucking bitch.

“First of all, let’s get it right.”

“Why are you trying to hit me!”

“Fuck you piece of shit!!! I suffered so much because of you!!!!!”

Hyeji, who was startled by my loud voice, spoke to me as if she was displeased.

“Shinwoo! Why are you getting angry all of a sudden?”

“This kid is the one who has been writing my articles so far.”

Then Hyeji’s eyes changed.

Hyeji immediately turns her gaze to Choi Da-eun and begins to verify her identity.

“By any chance, you didn’t write my article either, aside from Shinwoo?”

“That’s right. I wrote one because I was confused whether it was a man or a woman.”

“…found it.”

Hyeji and I picked up our spoons without saying a word, as if we had made a prior arrangement.

And at the same time, two spoons are thrown at Choi Da-eun.

“Ada’s God? Ada’s God? Are you really crazy?”

“I’m a woman! I’m a woman! I’m a woman!!!!”

“Ahhh!!!! I was wrong!! Stop hitting me!!”

“That’s why the real woman said so.”

It was after a long beating that the violence stopped.

Choi Da-eun is touching her head with tears in her eyes.

Hyeji and I growled at Choi Da-eun like that.

“If you write another article that’s so damn annoying, you’ll be left behind, really.”

“Remember, I’m a woman. Just because I don’t have boobs doesn’t mean I’m a man, you piece of shit.”

“Sigh…sigh…yes, I understand.”

Anyway, I was able to hit him as hard as I could.

I thought this would be enough, so I asked him again why he had come to me in the first place.

“But what did you come here to ask me?”

Then, the tears that seemed to be overflowing from Choi Da-eun’s eyes disappeared in an instant.

A book was immediately handed to me.

“What is this?”

“I’m a reporter for the school newspaper, but I’m also a writer!”

“So this is the book you wrote?”

“Yes, this time I changed the genre and tried writing a female-oriented romance!”

Romance for women.

It wasn’t really my genre.

But I couldn’t figure out why he was handing this to me.

“Really? But why this?”

“Can you please sign here?”

“Signature? I can. But what do I have to do with it?”

I had a question.

This novel isn’t a romance novel for women, so why are you asking me to sign it?

“Actually, I got the main character motif of this book from Shinwoo!”

“Really? I’m the main character? I’ll read it once.”

“Confucius!!! Stop!!!! Don’t cross that river!!!!!”

But, Jeong Ah-yeon’s screams were meaningless as my hand had already opened the book.

The contents of the book began to sink into my mind through my eyes.

“I was breathing hard and shaking my legs like a baby deer that had just been born.”

《Then I turned my head and stared at the person responsible for this situation, who was scratching his ear and pretending not to know anything.》

《I approached him and whispered softly, ‘It’s my turn now.’》

The content was strange.

At the same time, I was anxious.

The moment I checked the title of the book, it seemed as if an urgent warning was being heard.

Never check it.

But didn’t they say curiosity killed the cat?

My curiosity led me to ignore such warnings and check the title of the book anyway.

I prayed that it wouldn’t be so.

I hope I saw it wrong.

No, even if I had seen it correctly, I hoped it wasn’t what I understood.

“…I’m asking just in case.”

“Yes! Go ahead.”

“Is the Jangsujong motif the nobleman who fought with me?”

“You saw it briefly, but you knew it right away! Yes, that’s right!”

My hands began to tremble with strength.

The final question is asked to confirm the guilt.

“….What genre is this? And what’s the age restriction?”

“It’s for women! The level is appropriate, but it’s rated 19+ and the genre is BL!…….Ah.”

“Was it a romance for women?”

Guilty.

This kid is guilty.

Before I knew it, a spoon was in my hand.

“……Get your hands off my head. You’ll break my bones.”

“Wait a minute! How did this happen! Aaah!!!!!”

– Ugh!

He started hitting Choi Da-eun’s head with all his might again.

I asked Hyeji to repeat the action mechanically.

“Hyeji, burn that.”

“What’s wrong? Let me take a look.”

“It’s not my responsibility if you get hurt.”

While I was hitting Choi Da-eun’s head with a spoon, Hye-ji started reading the forbidden book.

Then, without saying anything, he implemented a flamethrower and started burning the books.

“No!!! My first edition!!!!”

” You have to be more beaten, chew.

“Shinwoo, I’ll join too.”

“…I told you never to do that.”

Of course, a few faculty members came looking for Hyeji because she used her powers in the restaurant.

The charges are unauthorized use of power and arson.

However, when Choi Da-eun showed me the additional forbidden book she had, she patted my shoulder with an expression of understanding and turned away.

There was no need for further conversation.

If I had the strength to do that, I should have hit him one more time.

“Save me!!! Save me!!! I was wrong!!! Save me!!!”

Choi Da-eun’s voice spreads out hollowly and the regular, hard-hitting sound of a spoon metronome.

The students who saw that sight simply hurriedly left their seats.

You wouldn’t want to get involved with that crazy dog duo for no reason.