episode_0029

“Oh, you’re a hero? Me…? A woman like me is a hero?“

It seems unbelievable.

Seriously. Seriously. Are these the women I know? Are they different from the trash who go around raping men?

My heart raced at the thought of meeting a normal person, but to other people, it just seemed like I was happily summoning a normal warrior.

But what the hell. How do I catch the Demon King? Hmm… This is fucked up? Replica. What will she do? No. I don’t have to worry about her, and she was summoned by the power of a god, so she must have some kind of fraudulent ability.

“Yes, warriors.“

“Ah……“

Things that you would expect to see in any mass-produced novel actually happened.

He called them warriors, as if to imprint them in his mind again.

“If you’re a warrior, you fight… things like that? With monsters……”

“Yes, sir.“

“Oh, no. That’s a lie. I think there’s some kind of misunderstanding.“

“Is this a dream? “

One of them kept his mouth shut and looked around to assess the situation. The other two felt too burdened by the title of warrior.

“That’s a woman. What kind of hero is a woman doing!“

Before coming here, I had fantasized about coming to a fantasy world with a medieval setting.

But when I was actually summoned as a warrior with a heavy mission to fight something, I felt more repulsion than joy.

“By any chance… where the warrior was, was there a man who went to war?“

“Of course……“

“What?! A man?“

“Are you lying? What kind of man is that?!“

I asked a question just in case.

But as expected, the warrior agreed, and the surroundings became noisy at the words of a man without power going to war in a world where there were warriors.

“Is this a world where men have more sexual desires, and men are more considerate of women?“

“Ah… Yes. Is that right?”

This might be a difficult question for them to understand, as they don’t know that this is a world where the roles of men and women have been reversed.

Why are you asking such an obvious question? Perhaps you have such thoughts.

“Here. In our world, it’s not like that. Women go to war, and women have more sexual desires.“

There’s no consideration at all. Damn it.

“That’s ridiculous…..!“

“Yes. It may be hard to accept right away. But it is reality. Also, it takes time to return the warriors to their original world.“

It was bullshit.

If you were to act mean to Artamia, you could tease the dimensional god below you and forcefully open a dimension before sending him back.

But why should I do that? It’s annoying. It’s not beneficial. And I want to talk to normal women just once.

Maybe it’s because the clothes I’m wearing are things I’ve seen in my past life.

“It could take five years if it’s short. It could take ten years if it’s long, or even twenty years.“

“No way…..!“

“No. This is a dream… Ugh… Ugh!”

I turned away from reality and burst into tears.

The people around them were filled with anxiety at the sight of the two.

Don’t you think he’s talking nonsense? Don’t you burst into tears at the mere mention of fighting the demons? Of course, you can’t help but feel anxious.

“These guys. Are they warriors?“

The princess, who was watching the situation from the side, let out a laugh in bewilderment.

“Wouldn’t it be better if I fought instead? Heh.“

As he said, sending them to the battlefield seemed too risky.

Rather, if we trust the warriors and fight, won’t the warriors not be able to do anything and the soldiers just die in vain?

That’s why, if a princess with a high position stands in front, the morale will be sky-high.

“Your Highness.“

“Why, Sia?“

“Please do not disparage the warriors.“

“What the heck? I was just telling the truth?“

“Please be careful what you say.“

“Hmm… If you become my husband. I’ll think about it.“

Even in this place where there were already a lot of people watching, she was flirting with a married man.

And these fucking bitches, instead of criticizing the first princess for flirting with a married man, they understood and said that it would be understandable for me to do that, which was fucking absurd.

This is adultery. Openly, and by a woman who is destined to become the next king!

ha…….

“Husband… I was a man?“

“Yes, sir.“

By the way, the summoned warriors were speaking Korean.

As a native Korean who lived in my past life, I know that more than 70% of Korean women have breasts that are as shallow as a cliff.

Now that I have short hair, you might mistake me for a woman with a cliff-hanger chest.

But I couldn’t help but be surprised when the princess asked me to become her husband.

“Wow… Lies. You’re too pretty?”

He muttered with an expression completely absorbed in my appearance, as if he had forgotten that he had to fight for his life.

“Thank you, warrior.“

It was something I heard from a woman who was neither pretty nor had a great body, but for some reason, it made me feel different.

Is it because they are women who have lived in places that are pleasing to my heart?

Anyway, I felt good about the compliments and answered with a smile on my face.

“Ahh……“

One person’s whole body, including his expression, froze, while the other blushed bright red and looked away.

Finally, the woman who seemed most likely to be a warrior. She was smiling for no reason.

It’s a little unpleasant. Since I’m the one with the worst appearance, I feel quite bad.

Hold it in. Hold it in. I didn’t know what would happen if I made a disgusted expression while groaning for no reason.

“What’s the price?“

Suddenly she opened her mouth for the first time.

“Huh?“

Don’t you miss the world that used to be there?

It was clear that they would only want to return since they had been forced to migrate from a modern civilization to a degenerate civilization without expecting anything in return.

But seeing that they demand a price without despairing, it seems like something happened in the original world.

“We will do whatever you want to the extent that we can.“

I just blurted it out as it came to me.

When the Demon King dies and there is no need for heroes, the selfish higher-ups may just abandon them.

In simple terms, it’s a waste of time. It means to use it when needed and throw it away later because it might become dangerous. It could really be used for everything, but in my opinion, it’s not like that at all.

Because of that, no one will object to anything you say. Even if it’s an unreasonable demand…

“You.“

“Yes?“

What the heck.

“I want you.“

“……“

Is this kid really back? No, no.

From what I vaguely remember from fantasy comics or novels from my previous life, there are a lot of general repertoires like being summoned to another world as a hero, falling in love with a beautiful saint or princess who welcomes you, defeating the demon king, and getting married. But I’m a married man. You crazy bitch. And there’s a bitch right next to me who’s after me.

“Hey. Are you crazy?“

“Wow, Princess! Calm down!“

“Let go. Let go of me! This fucking bitch. Is that all if you’re a warrior?“

As expected. It seemed as if her head was spinning at the words that she wanted me, the one she had been aiming for first. She approached with a fierce expression, but the soldiers who had followed the princess hurriedly stopped her because they could not allow an unfortunate event to happen to a warrior.

If it had been Replica, the soldiers would have fallen. But as a princess who had nothing but bloodlines, she was powerless to stop them.

“Why? Aren’t I the hero who will save this world?“

It was confident.

“You summoned me because you couldn’t do it with just your own strength, right?“

Because he was the one who was absolutely necessary for this world. Two others were summoned in addition to himself. Judging from their reactions, they were not the kind of beings who would become heroes to save the world.

Then who would it be? It would be me, the one who didn’t hesitate even when told that I had to give up the fight for my life.

Only he who was determined to fight could save the world.

“You said you’d give me anything I want?“

One corner of her mouth was hanging over her ear, and she didn’t seem nervous at all despite being the center of attention from many people.

The most powerful warrior capable of defeating the Demon King has approached me.

“Hey. Hey! What the fuck! “

The princess became more excited.

“I want you. Huh?“

He grabbed my chin and lifted it up.

As a shorter person, I had no choice but to look up at her.

“Sorry, I’m already married, I have a wife, and a daughter.“

Huh. You didn’t know that? I’m a married man with a child.

If that’s the case, won’t you give up? That’s what I thought……

“So?“

Ah… right.

If I remember correctly, there was a perception that it was bad to see a woman date multiple men, but it was a good sign for a man to date multiple women.

Of course, both were trashy things, but I ended up having a slightly more lenient perception of the man.

That’s because there was a time when polygamy was possible, and women, as creatures, have a strong desire to live comfortably, so they have an instinct to cling to any man who is capable.

Even if he has a lover or is already married. Here, it’s the man.

“That’s… impossible.“

The adopted daughter of a warrior wouldn’t be bad, but the position of the sole successor to the Grand Duke of the Kingdom is more eye-catching.

Well, if this warrior were to create a kingdom, things might be a little different, but not now.

I hated the thought that because there were so many eyes watching me, I would look like some disgusting fly who would cling to any man as long as she had the ability.

I’m satisfied with it now, so there’s no reason to move.

“Then I don’t like it either.“

“Ha. F*ck. Get out. I don’t need you. No, let’s just kill him. Kill him!“

“Princess!“

Let’s ignore the screaming princess for now.

“Don’t you want something else?“

“Um… Then that.“

“Seongnam……“

She chose another man.

He was none other than Seongnam, the key figure of the temple.

Well, I may be the top in looks, but if you can’t get me, it wouldn’t be strange at all to covet him, who has the second most overwhelming looks.

“Yes, that’s good.“

Seongnam nodded.

Even though it means selling yourself.

“I don’t care what happens to me as long as I can save the lives of countless people.“

Ah. Is that just a light?

As if the god of illness had given light, Seongnam appeared as light.

“Okay. Hehe.“

A disgusting laugh.

Just looking at it, it’s clear that there’s a female genitalia in the corner of the room.

“Then. Please take care of me, warrior.“

“Ah. Okay.“

The warrior extended his hand first.

It looked like he was offering to shake my hand, but I grabbed him tightly as if he would change his words if I didn’t accept.

Ugh…fuck.

A hand that showed desire. Instead of simply shaking hands, he caressed my hand, and I frowned without realizing it.

“I will definitely have it.“

She spoke so that only I could hear.

“So wait, my love.“

I thought.

I got caught up in that fucking shit again.