episode_0029
by admin“Miss Penny, why don’t you start a gardening club?”
“Huh? It’s not like I’m going into it, I’m making it… … ?”
Does it make sense that this girl’s school doesn’t have a horticulture department? I haven’t looked around yet, but I thought there must be a rose greenhouse or something like that somewhere.
“It’s something I’ve only vaguely heard about, but the last senior in the horticulture club at the academy graduated early this year, so the club’s activities disappeared.”
“Hey… … . Even though I have no connection to plants, I have grown some succulents, but isn’t gardening that popular in this world?”
“It may not be popular, but most people from other worlds enjoy eating meat, not plants… … Above all, gardening itself is a fairly hard hobby there.”
At the same time, Miss Juliet put her finger under her chin and thought about her life in another world.
“It would be easy to talk about raising animals such as cats or chickens, but raising plants requires a lot of feed, a dirt floor, and sometimes eats your family… … .”
This is the first time in my life that I have seen the word ‘feed’ used while talking about gardening.
“Oh, Miss Penny, you don’t have to worry! Thanks to a peace agreement signed 1,000 years ago, plants from other worlds were not allowed to be brought to Earth. On the other hand, I was surprised at how docile the plants on Earth were. It doesn’t hurt anyone!”
what… … As long as you don’t get pruned while pruning, I’m in favor. Above all, I think it will be advantageous in the long run to make many friends outside of rooms 609 and 610.
“Did you talk to Miss Ratsby and Miss Sammy?”
“Yes! Ms. Ratsby said it was good because her goal was to ‘join all club activities’… … Sammy said she would be busy joining the aerobics club, but she would be happy if you let her join.”
… … Will the horticulture club get kicked out of the aerobics club?
“Then apply right away… … .”
“… … There is not one person enough to do it.”
“It’s a common cliché.”
“That’s right. Just like──.”
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Zenkaino Penny Dickens!
After meeting Juliet, I realized that ‘this is even possible with animals!’ After fucking Miss Edrose myself, I finally lost control.
However, Miss Caroline, who was eavesdropping outside the door, seems to have taken advantage of this weakness and is planning to tell Miss Katari, the dormitory life management committee member… … Is this really okay!?
Is it really okay, Miss Caroline—!?
───
“What──!? Penny said she would join a club with another girl… … ?!”
“Yes, so I thought it would be good to do the pins as well… … . Do you hate growing plants and things like that?”
“No, if it’s a quiet hobby, I’m fine with it… … only… … .”
“… … Only?”
“… … Ugh–Ah! I was kidnapped by the school idol club yesterday! I was tempted by the news that they were giving away limited edition Bamson goods!! Penny, you can’t have fun without me──!”
Did the horticulture club get beat up by the aerobics club and the school idol club? How unpopular is it? Well, more than that… … .
“P, pin… … Something similar to an idol… … .” I was overcome with emotions, as if I was marrying off the daughter I had raised for 150 years. Was Finn’s introversion really fake introversion?
“Ah─ No! Do not misunderstand! I’m not good at dancing or singing! Well, I was just kidnapped… … .”
“Fin dressed up nicely on stage and put on makeup… … . Ugh… … !”
In the end, I will wear clothes that expose my belly button… … ! And the girls will dress up in wedding attire, cover their hair, and sing perverted lesbian songs like Yuri’s Painter!
“What are you misunderstanding… … . Anyway, our department says it is prohibited to have multiple jobs. Ugh──, I wanted to spend some time alone with Penny… … .”
“That’s right, that’s right.” Finn quickly calmed down when I stroked him between the horns, but as expected, it’s hard to get four people together, and it’s even harder to get five people together.
Miss Ernestina said she has a phobia of plants, so unfortunately it didn’t work out. And Miss Edrose… … Well, I didn’t even expect it. The condition for signing up is that you will ejaculate 15 times a day, which is a bit harsh.
In the end, all we have left is a blank sheet of paper. The recruitment poster… … . “Wouldn’t it be more effective to write ‘Knives 4/5 if you come’?”
“Nyahaha, I agree──.”
“No! If you gather people with lies, you will lose something more important than trust.”
Thanks to Miss Juliet, who is extremely upright, no shortcuts can be used. Now that things are like this, I have no choice but to put Miss Ratsby’s left foot first… … .
“… … But my left foot has a cooldown. Since you seduced an SSS-level young lady this time, you’ll have to wait about a week, right?”
“What do you mean by that?”
Is this also a seal? … ? In that case, I should honestly go with the Kang Tae-gong strategy. The strong fishing strategy is to place the fishing rod and lie down to sleep until a bite comes.
───
15 minutes later. “It’s done──!”
I drew a suitable poster on a fake battery that I got from a store. Miss Sammy made cute, round cow characters, and Miss Ratsby made a few stamps with ink… … .
I did my best to create a design that resembled botanical art, but due to my lack of natural drawing skills, it only looked like a distorted picture of seasoned vegetables.
Anyway, Miss Juliet had drawn illustrations of colorful plant stems, leaves, and butterflies and girls flying among flowers, and had already finished coloring them.
As I was looking at him with a dumbfounded expression, Miss Juliet humbly said something. “It’s just a skill I inherited from my teacher.”
If I had said, ‘It’s not a big deal,’ it would have been rejected… … . It’s so scary that I can’t see anything that would make me hate it.
“So what are you going to use this for?”
“Of course… … Isn’t there a bulletin board somewhere in the dormitory lobby? Wouldn’t it be okay to stick it there?”
Then, as I tried to remember, I remembered that there was a large bulletin board in the center of the first floor.
I believe there was a poster like ‘Honestly, if you think Yeojumul should take off the TS tag and compete fairly, it’s Gaechunideswa’… … .
“… … So can I just go ahead and paste it?”
“Well, ──.”
“Nyan, I’m not sure.”
“Hmm, I’m fine too… … .”
“It won’t work.” In the end, this was the answer I got from asking Miss Edrose for wisdom.
“Officially established club activities are free to use the bulletin board to recruit members, but since you do not yet have the qualifications to join a club, the process will be a bit more complicated just for putting up posters.”
“Eng──. Miss Edrose just needs to lend me her name.”
I said I would “. Only 15 times a day──.” I urgently covered Miss Edrose’s mouth. This isn’t the first time this has happened. “Quiet──! What are you talking about in front of Miss Juliet?!”
Of course, Miss Edrose can speak with her mouth closed. “… … While I was doing this.”
“Umapyoi? What is that?” I felt fortunate that all of our team members were skilled enough not to understand sexual slang… … . “Anyway, I need to get permission to use it. I have no choice but to go directly to the housemaster… … .”
Miss Juliet’s complexion noticeably worsened. “I have no choice but to… … . Sorghum, Sorghum… … .”
“What’s wrong, Julienyan──?”
“… … My weakness is spiders.”
As for the housemaster, he is an Arachnid with pale skin! Among them, it belongs to the ‘hexaarmpit’ family, which has six arms and two legs and has a spider’s abdomen hanging behind its waist.
Of course, the term “hexa armpit” is a word I just made up. While there is a ‘half-spider’ whose entire lower body resembles a spider, such as a centaur like Miss Juliet, the Hexaarmpit is said to belong to a relatively rare species of arachnid.
“Julie, you hate insects──?”
“I don’t hate insects. Am I an insect?”
“… … Miss Juliet, are you an insect?!”
“It has 6 legs. So, we are a species taxonomically close to insects. Spiders are not insects because they have 8 legs.”
… … what?
It’s not bestiality, it’s infidelity…? … !?
“… … Hehehe, hehehe… … . joke… … Hehehe… … .”
The expression on his face is so serious that I can’t tell if he’s joking! His sense of humor also seems to be in another world. “When I was young, I accidentally ate a spider and got sick… … . After that, I was afraid of spiders.”
I know a similarly traumatic horse.
“But, because I have Miss Penny by my side who always gives me courage… … I’ll do my best!”
Miss Edrose, who was quietly watching while lying on the bed, spoke. “… … Then let me ask you one thing. Between ‘spider’ and ‘goblin’, which is scarier?”
“Do you mean goblin─?”
At that moment, a knocking sound is heard from behind. The reason why the knocking sound is like that is because it is adamantium.
As Miss Sammy went out to meet her, the dull sound of an incredibly heavy door being pushed open rang out. And soon after, red horns and black hair appeared through the open door.
“… … Ninomiyako Katariya, Acting House Manager and Dormitory Life Management Committee Member. I’d like to talk to Miss Penny Dickens.”
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On behalf of Miss Juliet, who was afraid of meeting the spider housemaster, I decided to talk to Miss Katari about posting the poster. It can be said that things turn out easier than expected. But, but… … .
Has it finally come??! I was taken to the superintendent’s office and had a one-on-one interview with the life management committee member… … !
The dormitory life management committee member is a position that is similar to a combination of the dormitory disciplinary committee member, student council president, class president, and secretary. To put it in a good way, he is the head of the dormitory, but to put it in a bad way, he is a chore worker.
From Ms. Sammy rushing to check the repair estimate every time she cracks the door, to disseminating notices like she told us about the location of the previous entrance ceremony, it’s all Miss Katari’s job.
Still, there is no doubt that it is a so-called ‘arm-arm position’, standing one step above other students in terms of status and power.
The reason that students who pass the B1 screening, that is, ‘not from another world but from a different race’, are appointed to these important positions is because of the private Labyrinth Academy’s unique policy of prohibiting species discrimination.
Of course, if you accept the position of life management committee member, it becomes impossible to participate in club activities as well as hold concurrent positions such as student council president, so there are cases where you refuse to do so.
In other words, Ms. Katari accepted the offer to become a member of the Life Management Committee and is unable to be included in the club. There must have been benefits to bringing in those in power.
“… … that that… … Is it because you brought Miss Juliet and Miss Ratsby to room 609? I didn’t know it was against the rules, sorry… … .”
Miss Katari brought rice pancakes and green tea to the tea table. “It’s okay to let go.”
At first glance, it looks like an ordinary Japanese tea, but if you take a closer look, even if you don’t have much knowledge about Japanese tea, you can see that both the sheen of the steam and the scent of the tea are quite luxurious.
“… … If you have an agreement with your roommates, you are free to enter other rooms. However, if even one occupant of the room complains of discomfort, they must leave immediately… … . I didn’t call you today to talk about that.”
“Ah, it’s okay… … . Thank goodness.”
I sat down on the sofa opposite Miss Katari and took a sip of tea. At home, I always only drank boiled milk or milk tea from tea bags, but green tea is a new discovery. The unique flavor of steamed and roasted leaves was heartwarming.
“There was a report… … I heard it.”
“… … What report?”
“No, I heard the report, but I actually heard the ‘sound’. In room 609, the sound of Miss Penny Dickens.”
“… … .” My hands were shaking, so I put the teacup back on the table before I could break it or drop it. “… … What?”
“Sexual relations.”
“Where?”
“Room 609.”
“Who?”
“Miss Penny Dickens.”
“What?”
“Sounds of sexual intercourse. The story never ends, Miss Penny Dickens.”
I immediately jumped into the air, did 3 rotations in the air, and prepared to hit the handstand dogeza. For times like this, Granjeol’s absolute art that he has been practicing his entire life, “Yoshi Grandogez”… … !
However, Ms. Katari was not embarrassed at all, and took out a 3-foot-long sword that was lying under the table and said, “Iaigi.” Not a metaphor for a futanari erection, but a real erection technique!
Slide the blade into the inside of the sheath, push the tip of the knife out with your thumb, and apply power to the tip of the blade. That cutting-edge light is faster than sunlight passing through leaves in the morning… … !
Shuking───.
Just before my forehead touched the floor, a sharp wind blew up, so I instinctively tightened my arms and lifted my head. A portion of her bangs was cut cleanly and fell in front of her eyes.
“「Togeza」 means acknowledging one’s own shame… … .”
“Hee, hee Iik… … .”
“… … However, bringing shame to an innocent person is also a shame to an unmanned person. ” Ms. Katari turned around and sheathed her sword with a ‘spin’ attitude. “I need to tell you in detail what exactly you did.”
… … Ah, it’s over. This is the finale of Goro City, the ‘Confession Live Broadcast’.
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