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Demon King’s Official Fan Cafe – Mya Guardian Bulletin Board [HOT] 🚨🚨 Emergency situation! Those celestial bastards are moving suspiciously! 🚨🚨

Written by: Mya Guardian Captain (222.222)

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-Hey, I heard there’s a rumor going around that these angels are suddenly going through intense military training?

– After looking into the Fallen Angel network, I heard that they were also in trouble because of Mya hahahahaha.

What? Isn’t it true that the heavenly worlds are also targeting Myanaim?

ㄴㄴ ㅅㅂ Then do we have to go to war?

No, war is good! Let’s crush the angels this time too!

No, I told you already! Don’t cut the budget for developing new weapons!

No, why are you throwing more money at that money-eating hippopotamus? If you have that kind of money, it would be better to add it to the cost of producing the goods.

No, no, if there’s a war, all the goods and stuff will be meaningless! Think realistically!

No, no, shut up! What’s important now is safety, not mine! I can even sacrifice my life to protect Myana!

-Aren’t these bastards coming for me?? Hahahahahahaha

-It’s been a while since the last match, so it’s time for us to have a fight.

-I told you. I heard they shouldn’t have cut the budget for developing new weapons in the first place.

Crazy bitch, who developed that expensive toy? You know that everything you developed last time turned out to be a mess, but you’re pretending not to know, right? Are you a military contractor?

No, you make progress by making weapons and failing. The weapon I made last time was… (omitted)

If you stay quiet this time, you’ll be a fool. Mya belongs to our demon world! Shut up and go to war! Let’s wipe out those heavenly bastards!

Fuck, I really can’t stand it this time. I will kill everyone who touches me!!!

But honestly, thinking about the performance of the new weapon developed last time, I’m a little scared…

Ah hahaha, so I said back then that we should increase the budget! If I had known this would happen, I would have just sold my horn to invest!

If you sell your horns, won’t you go bald? lol

Shut up, that’s not what’s important right now!

No, but I heard that a few members of the Celestial Scouts were wandering around near the Demon World border.

Haha, shouldn’t we form an army? I think we need to call up reserve forces from the Demon Special Forces haha.

Hey, but honestly, I think they’d be really pissed if they think about what they got robbed during the last war.

Ah haha, at that time, Queen Luciferia said she was crossing the border, so the entire army was put on alert hahahaha

**But ㄹㅇ Even angels can’t resist Mya’s beauty haha I stayed up all night for 3 days just to look at Mya’s pictures haha **

(Serious) Honestly… Mya is the treasure and hope of the demon world… If the angels really attack… We have to sacrifice our lives to protect it…

Hahaha, you angels have finally gone crazy hahaha If you want to come, come see me hahaha This time, I’m actually pulling out all the feathers and throwing them away to make pillows haha.

Hahaha, Mya can’t get over it haha. I’ll stand guard in front of the palace with a magic cannon myself.

ㄹㅇ hahaha I couldn’t come to my senses even after being robbed during the last holy war hahaha I still have the dream catcher I made out of feathers at home haha.

No, but I think we need to prepare for it haha. I really regret cutting the budget for developing new weapons last time.

Are the guys above part-time workers at a military company? Haha, they’re always talking about new weapons haha. Use that money to train more wizards haha.

What kind of bullshit is this? What are wizards like? These days, wars are about firepower. They need to increase the range of the magic cannon and improve the rate of fire.

Hahaha ㅅㅂ Comments ㅈㄴ It’s funny hahaha But ㄹㅇ If those heavenly bastards are targeting Mya, I guess we’ll have to fight really hard haha Mya is the cutie for all of us ㄹㅇ Hahaha

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ But let’s be serious, even though we won last time, the angels are not easy. It was so damn close.

ㄹㅇ When I think about that time, my horn still trembles. ㅅㅂ Their sacred magic was truly a scam. Why is all our magic nullified and healing so good?;;

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ That light ball explosion magic is truly traumatic ㄹㅇ;; I almost lost my mind when I saw my colleagues being killed in one hit;;

Ah, that’s right! Was it ‘Judgment of Light’? ㅅㅂ They even came up with a clever name… Our entire battle line collapsed in one blow haha.

Still, didn’t we just suffer this easily? Hahaha what were those big guys? Ah, the ‘Angels of Punishment’, when they used our ‘berserk magic’, their eyes turned upside down and they fought among themselves and destroyed themselves hahaha.

Hahaha that was a bit funny hahahaha But the problem is that once it was successful, it didn’t work the next time… See how quick these angels are.

To be honest, we were let down our guard during the last war. Since the guys who attack me every day have always suffered, are they really going to attack me again?

I was letting my guard down when they suddenly upgraded and attacked… I was shocked haha.

But honestly, looking at the demon army these days, I’m worried that they’ll get robbed this time… Training is always on the back burner, and I’m always getting rich because of bribes… Ugh…

ㄹㅇ Those damn shooting stars really have no answer. They are so preoccupied with filling their stomachs that they make the most important military equipment into a mess and always shift responsibility to their subordinates… Ugh…

If the heavenly bastards really attack this time, we have to send those shooting stars to the front line first.

ㄹㅇ Hahaha then it looks like they will be hit with holy magic and be purified right away hahaha

Hey, to be honest, isn’t our military equipment as weak as it was when it was a claw?

What happened to the new magic cannon ‘Breath of Destruction’ that was proudly unveiled last time? lol

Oh no… Don’t even bring up the story of ‘Remains of Destruction’… The development budget was all stolen to build a villa for the bastards!

ㄴㄴㄴㄴ That’s ㄹㅇ hahaha. Looking at the initial design, it was innovative hahahaha Shooting stars!

ㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴ ㄹㅇ LOL Each corps commander asked to focus only on his unit, so in the end, he ended up being a magical cannon that didn’t do anything lol.

ㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴ Ah hahahaha ‘Breath of Destruction’ (laughter) hahahaha It’s a legend that he self-destructed due to mana overload after firing the first shot hahahaha The entire development team was disciplined hahahaha

ㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴ That team is now working at a Myanam goods factory hahaha. Their lives are ruined hahaha.

ㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴㄴ Ah sssp, ck, so I need money to protect Myana! Buying goods is patriotic!

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ There’s a story that when that thing exploded, the ‘Flame Claws’ corps members who were near the test launch site were all reduced to charcoal.

Ah, hahaha, because of that, you had a fight with the ‘Flame Claws’ and ‘Hellfire’ corps commanders in the conference room, holding their hair together. “Your corps weapons got all of our kids’ hair burned!” Hahahahahahaha

ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ What the commander of the Hellfire Corps says “No, dinosaur feathers are not heat-resistant, so there was nothing they could do!” LOL They make a fuss about the kids in their corps always losing their fur and having to clean it lol.

Ah, hahaha, in the meantime, the corps commanders were making a fuss with the ‘Breath of Destruction’ design, asking each other to modify it to fit their unit.

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ They changed the design to say that Balrog, the commander of the Hellfire Corps, must be immersed in hellfire to amplify his magic power ㅋㅋㅋ

The ice spear commander, Yeti, pulls out hair to make a magic insulator haha.

ㅋㅋㅋ ㅅㅂ It’s terrible to imagine it ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ So ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ

Haha, the development team must have worked hard hahaha Development team: No, corps commanders, please… This is not a Magic Forge toy…

ㅅㅂ hahaha Army commanders ㄹㅇ no answer hahaha I think it would be beneficial for peace in the demon world to send Myanam on a tour of a goods factory or something hahaha.

Corps commanders are always fighting for power, so this division was born.

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋ Do you remember the last time I was training with the Lilith unit and the Solaris Knights and had a magical accident? lol

ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ Was it really a misfire?? ㅋㅋㅋ

Ah hahahaha that was a mess hahahaha they were fighting each other to take away command and they ended up destroying half of the training ground hahaha

ㅅㅂ At that time, Queen Luciferia barely managed to stop it by teleporting? Hahaha, if I hadn’t done that, I would have flown all the way to the demon capital.

Ah hahaha the queen got so mad because of that that she had the two units clean the toilets for a month hahaha

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ At that time, there was a rumor going around that she almost fainted when she smelled their poop.

Hey, but wasn’t this division formed because of the factional fight between the corps commanders? To be honest, the vampire army and werewolf army are the most unreliable lol.

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ They’re so busy fighting among themselves all the time that they can’t see anything going on properly ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ They’re always sitting there looking at the budget lol.

But Sepia is so quiet lol. What doesn’t the vampire army do?

They don’t have anything to do every day lol. They only go out at night lol. They are allergic to sunlight.

Hey hahaha are you ignoring vampires? Their information skills are amazing hahaha. They are scary people hahaha

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ They sneak around at night and collect information ㄹㅅㅌㅊㅋㅋㅋ They know where they are and what they are doing ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Ha… Myana… Please give us strength… We can’t defeat those answerless bastards with our strength alone… Please revive those bastards with Myana’s cuteness…!!

Hey, but now that I think about it, the corps commanders are probably fighting over who looks better in front of Myana haha.

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Agni, the last time I did a circling flight over the palace and set off fireworks, I was trying to show that I was 100% sure.

Ah hahaha Queen Luciferia’s expression was like this when she saw that hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ‘Agni, are you going to burn down the palace roof now?’ While doing this lol

Ah hahahaha the demon army is always such a mess hahahaha they fight all the time and it’s not a mess hahaha

(Afterwards, all comments were filled with ‘Protect me!’ and ‘Preparations for war are complete!’)