episode_0027

Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light? This is a line from a famous cartoon on Earth that ran for over 2,000 episodes.

Because the cartoon was so popular, a fighting game based on it was also released. I’ve controlled a character that throws a light kick, and I’ve even been hit.

“Ugh…!”

But it hurts even more now! Optical weapons burned skin and bones and evaporated blood. The pain was so intense that I wanted to lose my mind right away, but I gritted my teeth and endured it.

Oh, my lip and jaw muscles are atrophied, so I can’t heal my teeth. Anyway, I persevered with that spirit.

It was difficult to speak and even breathe because the vocal cords were pressed together. I repeated one word, desperately hoping for the attack to end.

Self-healing. Self-healing.

The process of the body being regenerated and then burning again was so terrible. The body that betrayed its will tried to commit suicide by biting its tongue, but recovered through self-healing.

Finally the laser cut off. I was still in pain, but after reciting self-healing twice, I felt refreshed.

The remaining phantom pain still tormented me, but I slowly regained my five senses.

First, time. I saw a black rod running straight between me and the robot and a robot cooling the overheated gun barrel.

“Khothothot??”

Next is hearing. Recognizing the voice of a confused robot. Unlike the leather armor that had been reduced to ashes, I checked the bronze ring and gold bracelet of growth that were still on my arms and fingers.

“A better medicine than Madecassol. That is self-healing.”

Lastly, I memorized self-healing techniques and completely recovered my body. How many times can it be used in the future? The situation is worse than when I fought with Cheonsol.

“John! Are you okay?”

“Gwangma! No need to overdo it! Even if you fall, my wife will take revenge!”

-Beep beep. Learning from surprising data. Not human durability.

There was a lot of noise in the coaching room. Among the dogs, Sophia’s voice was clearly heard.

“I’m overheated because I used too strong a weapon! Deal with it in this gap!”

“Hoo.”

Just as Sophia said, the robot didn’t move at all.

“Khothothothot!”

It just automatically played the sound of laughter like a tape recorder. I walked slowly like a patient undergoing rehabilitation training and checked the robot’s condition.

I was buried in the sand up to my ankles. The ground of the Colosseum was too soft to withstand the load of a mechanic that weighed at least a ton.

Perhaps that was why I was standing in the same position I was in when the battle started. The machine gun, which was constantly firing bullets, was idling like a computer cooler, and the red-hot optical weapon transmitted heat to me from a distance.

“Ah. I roughly understood it. Your level. You used [Special Move].”

This is the special move that often appears in fighting games. If successful, it will remove more than half of the opponent’s health at once, but if it fails, it carries the risk of having to be hit that much.

Even though I couldn’t avoid it, I survived it with self-healing, which is a self-healing skill. The robot’s turn is over, so it’s my turn to condemn!

“Oreno Turn! Change the long sword into attack mode!”

I clenched my fists vigorously. huh? Why a fist? Where’s my long sword?

“Johan… The long sword is broken, so I can’t use it in this battle…”

“Ah.”

So you have to destroy that machine with your bare hands? That machine that’s so overheated that it seems like it’ll melt your skin if you even touch it?

-Beep beep. Weapon destruction. Loss of human fighting ability.

“Khot hot hot hot!!”

The artificial intelligence god and the robot seemed to have decided that they had won. I didn’t give up, so why am I so excited?

“You have to guess to know what is long and short.”

Rushed towards the robot. When he fell and was within nose distance, he shouted loudly and threw his fist.

“Get pregnant!”

[Inanimate objects cannot become pregnant.]

[You cannot impregnate the same sex.]

I hate same-sex people too! It’s not even a machine gun! But it’s okay to give it a physical strengthening effect, right?

[Skill unusable]

“Ami.”

Gang

profit

When I hit the piece of metal with my fist, it felt like my bones would break. Burns also occurred on the skin that came into contact with the heated iron plate.

“You had such a weakness in getting pregnant…”

Cheonsol, who had been hit by the secret skill twice, muttered. I think the same thing. I didn’t know that a bastard with S-class skills would betray me.

“The mechanics really crossed the line.”

How can humans overcome this with their bare bodies? If I had at least awakened my magical powers, there might be a chance. While sitting cross-legged and meditating here, I get shot and run away.

Buuuung-

“Khot hot hot hot!!!”

While I was thinking about it, the robot swung its arm. I tried kicking and punching while passing between the robot’s legs like a rat, but it had no effect at all.

Rather, I was only wasting my stamina while avoiding attacks. My fist, where I had hit the metal block several times, was also slightly swollen.

Although the burns were less severe, it meant that the robot had cooled down, which was not good at all.

How do you really win this?

“John! Believe in Iron Man! Keep attacking one point!”

“The master is right! A strong opponent must focus on one point to penetrate!”

“Khahahahaha!”

“Fuck! Even if you can’t eat it, it’s still gourd! There is no other way!”

Kang! Kang! Kang! Kang!

Before I knew it, I was indiscriminately punching the robot’s joints, which were buried up to its calves.

“Don cutlet punch! Pork cutlet punch!”

Several punches, if not dozens per second!

-human. It’s no use. Recommend abstaining.

“What’s the use!”

The joints are getting distorted little by little. There is hope! The moment when I felt pain that broke my bones, but I endured it and punched out.

“Khahahaha!”

The robot swung its arm between its crotches. I quickly dodged and tried to attack the joints, but an unusual sound was heard from the booster pack attached to the robot’s back.

-RB-01. Implementation of Leap Protocol.

The robot vibrated like a smartphone receiving a call. The moment flames came out of the booster pack, he jumped and hung on the robot’s arm.

Grrr

Flames emitted from the booster pack burned the ground. Hey. If I hadn’t dodged and stayed on the ground, I would have been roasted all over.

“K-Hot-Hot!!”

The robot roared and waved its arms wildly. If you fall from here, you will at least break a bone, or if you are unlucky, you will die from the fall! While still hanging on my warm arm, I saw the machine gun that had stopped idling.

“seen.”

The road to victory!

I crawled up to the muzzle, overcoming the harsh wind pressure and the force trying to shake me off.

“No John! Don’t fall!!”

“Be a little stronger!”

The cheers of Goddess Big Jizzi and Cheon Sol broke through the sound of the wind that seemed to burst the eardrums. We will meet your expectations!

“Get pregnant!”

[This target cannot be used.]

“A man inserts his dick into a hole and fucks a woman to make her pregnant. And here. There is a hole and a dick.”

My clothes were all burned up in the evening. He put his dangling cock into one of the machine gun’s muzzles.

It would have been impossible if he had been angry, but it was possible because he had no erection.

“Is Yohan crazy?”

“Madness… True madness… Ranran. I know. Don’t look. You shouldn’t see me like that.”

-Computational error. Failure to analyze human behavior principles. Abnormal libido data download. Machine gourd. Data collection complete.

[System error. System error. System error.]

A red message filled my vision. The robot’s booster pack stopped and the shock of landing hit his body, but he held on desperately and held on to the gun.

“Hahaha! It’s warm so it’s perfect! You are no longer RB-01, but Robot-Onahole!”

As soon as I declared it, a message came to mind.

[Create a sub-skill to resolve errors.]

[Analyzing the psychology and behavior of the pregnant owner.]

[Creates a rape skill.]

[Inappropriate skill name included.]

[Pregnancy Analyzes the owner’s usual remarks to find an appropriate name.]

[Skill name changed to Fire Truck Game.]

I checked the skills right away.

[Fire Truck Game (A)]

[Amplifies physical abilities four times to rape the opponent.]

[Physical abilities increase threefold when in danger of being raped.]

[*When voluntarily activating a skill, you must make sure to touch the opponent with your genitals. When the skill is released without contact, there is a recoil.]

[*The effect lasts for 5 minutes and 30 seconds (the average time it takes for a man to ejaculate)]

This is the skill I’ve been waiting for. Actually, I wanted to activate Impregnation, but it is better because it is a new A-level skill.

The buff has decreased as the level has decreased, but it is enough to overcome this situation.

“Hey. Shinpa High School. Do you know that it is a fire truck game?”

“John! stop! Are you really crazy?”

“This is not good for children’s education! Quit and find another way!”

-Insanity data collection.

Sophia and Cheonsol were horrified and tried to stop him, but how could a woman understand the man’s commanding officer’s intentions?

Strength returns to the muscles that were tired from hanging on to the machine gun. The grip strength, which increased several times, crushed the iron and grabbed the robot.

“The person I am now is 4 times stronger than the person I was just a moment ago.”

“Khahahahaha!!”

The robot swung its arms. The wind pressure and gravity were still the same, but thanks to the strength that had increased several times, I was able to stick to the robot.

That’s all. He let go of his hand and stood tall on the robot arm. When you were hit by the laser, you thought it was hitting you at the speed of light, right?

“Are you ready to become a lump of scrap metal?”

This robot Onahole bastard. It’s time for revenge.