shit… … !

    Which side are you falling for?!

    ───

    “Now, there are 33 people in the Gremory class, so I understand there is no objection to each team having 5 people… … Once all groups have been formed, I will explain this semester’s project.”

    Yeah, I understand. General Bigus Dickers. Last night was a difficult time.

    “What you must make is… … Well, of course it’s “The Philosopher’s Stone” and “The Elixir of Eternal Life.” Because it’s alchemy.”

    It was my first insertion in my life, of course, if putting it in jelly can be called insertion, but it ended up as a sundome… … . I can understand why you go crazy with frustration.

    “Wow, this is a challenging task from the first alchemy class.” “Can we do it…? … ?” “Well, shouldn’t you just buy gold?”

    Moreover, after that, I was tortured with tickling dick kisses while watching Sammy’s first masturbation until I passed out… … . Even if a breeze passes by, I can’t help but get an erection. I know.

    “The “Philosopher’s Stone” is a catalyst that can change any mineral into gold, and the “Elixir of Eternal Life,” as you can tell by its name, is an elixir that makes life eternal.”

    By the way, General Bigus Dicus… … .

    “Of course, it is a state that cannot be reached unless you are a very small number of alchemists who have realized the “truth” by accepting the transition of the world through the experience of the body and the wisdom of the head.”

    Can’t you at least make it clear which side the reaction came from?! One side is a very dangerous direction… … !!

    “But that is the level you must constantly aim for as long as you study alchemy. Guys, choose one of the two goals as your goal for this semester, and try to reach that goal as much as possible.”

    Even if you were to imagine staining that elegant yet pure face with semen, that would already be a far cry… … !

    “All materials and methods are free. In every class, you get to ask me two questions, get two pieces of advice, and get an A+ even if you don’t produce a finished product. I guarantee it.”

    What can I say, the one below is not humanoid… … !!

    “If the content of your thoughts and efforts regarding the proposition, “Alchemy is the study of process,” is sufficiently revealed in your assignment. Now, let’s learn the basic principles of material change and the basics of alchemy in this lesson… … .”

    ───

    Professor Chang explained not only semiotics and numerology with a deep occult flavor, but also a wide range of academic discourses covering chemistry, humanities, and philosophy of science in an easy-to-understand and in-depth manner, but unfortunately, I cannot convey that part.

    I hope that readers will understand with generosity. Right now, I’m in such a tense state that I can’t even guess what Bigus Dicus saw and felt.

    First of all, it is urgent to calm down the erection. Fortunately, long skirts boast perfect hiding power when sitting. If you place your dick in a straight line between your legs while sitting on a chair, there is no need to worry about being caught right away.

    There are two problems. It’s a smell and a stimulus. The smell that comes from the cock coming out of the foreskin and leaking sour cooper fluid is an unavoidable problem regardless of whether the skirt is long or short, while irritation is a problem caused by long skirts.

    With the panties pushed up and the tip of the glans erect enough to protrude outside the knees, the cock is pressed against the hem of the skirt that is tightly pulled on the knees, and is subjected to rough pressure.

    If it’s a short skirt, there’s no need to worry about that. You can see the glans, though.

    Then, when the copper liquid slowly soaks into the skirt, you will feel the rough grid pattern of the fabric clearly engraved on your urethra, just as you felt when you touched the hem of your clothes when you were being spanked by Vergilia senior.

    This is natural as it is the most sensitive part of the body. However, you cannot hastily stretch your legs and loosen the hem of your clothes. Sleeping with poor posture is not the problem.

    The urethra stuck to the inside of the skirt, no matter how slowly you pull it off, is quite painful, despite the fact that it feels good. At least it will make an ugly voice and twist your spine.

    And with that stimulation, an erection occurs again.

    Also, Cooper’s fluid does not smell much on its own, but when combined with the strong odor that has accumulated under the foreskin throughout the day, it naturally becomes a problem child that emits a smell as bad as semen.

    I have had a complex since childhood about the smell of fish that has been ingrained in my body due to my family’s business, so washing my penis thoroughly is part of my shower routine, but this smell does not go away even if I keep it clean.

    Maybe it’s just the characteristic of futanari that they ejaculate a lot and spray a lot of cooper fluid, or maybe it’s because I grew up eating a lot of fish… … .

    The biggest reason today was that I was in a hurry to get up in the morning after getting mugged last night, so I couldn’t even take a shower.

    In any case, the smell of the residue under the glans is similar to the scent of aminoaldehyde produced when polyamines such as spermine or spermidine in semen are oxidized.

    Yes, aldehyde. This is the pheromone component that makes up Chanel No. 5 and the scent of chestnut flowers. Of course, I don’t know if it’s the same aldehyde as that aldehyde… … .

    When this fishy smell spreads from the hem of my skirt like aromatic oil flowing through the reed of a diffuser, I don’t know what others will think, but at least for me, it becomes a stimulus that further urges erection.

    As the erection continues, the foreskin comes off and the smell trapped under the foreskin comes out… … . vicious circle. The cycle continues until someone notices or the hellish struggle to hold on ends.

    “I think they would like it if I made a “Philosopher’s Stone” and gave it to my sisters as a gift with gold accessories. Originally, I made handcrafted dolls and accessories and gave them away─!”

    Miss Sammy’s handicraft… … . It seems like the most suitable hobby, but at the same time, it has an appeal that is completely unconvincing.

    Let alone the fact that room 609 is always doing bodyweight exercises with kettlebells, how could you not tear a doll to pieces with that strength?

    “I like either one. It’s not that I avoid making choices, it’s that no matter what I try to make, it’s so ridiculously difficult that it’s hard to feel the difference! Hehe… … . If I had to be honest, I like “The Elixir of Immortality”.”

    “Julienne, there is nothing good about living too long──. The important thing is to ‘live many times’! I vote for “Philosopher’s Stone”─.”

    “… … !” Miss Juliet lightly covered her mouth with the back of her hand and laughed, as if she had suddenly realized something. “Hehehe, uhuhuhuh… … .”

    “What’s wrong──?”

    “Potion to live long, gold to buy anything… … . Hehe… … . Hehehe… … .”

    The combination of Miss Juliet’s cute side and the precarious situation I was in made me laugh awkwardly. “… … I don’t mind living a long life, but I want to make my parents a gold ring.”

    “Then, with 3 votes in favor and 1 abstention, the decision to produce “The Philosopher’s Stone” is made! ” The Philosopher’s Stone is a mess… … . I am afraid that the hour of the wise will come.

    I took a deep breath and sang the former Soviet Union’s national anthem in my mind. Resisting an erection is important, but if you do not understand where the sexual stimulation comes from, you cannot fundamentally solve the situation.

    At a desk where four people are sitting in a circle, to the right is Miss Ratsby, who is actively spitting out cat sounds. Across from me is Sammy, who is somehow smiling at my face.

    And on the left, the horse’s body at eye level. No matter how much I think about it, I can’t understand why I’m a sucker for ‘that’.

    Of course, I thought it would be cool and dignified, but also rough and messy, but it has a clean and neatly organized texture and the healthy formative beauty of an animal that is not as scary as I thought… … .

    That is the grotesque feeling of awe and admiration that one feels when seeing the body of a large animal in real life for the first time, not ‘sexual stimulation.’ Like when a young child sees a lion for the first time at the zoo.

    Sexual desire is basically the desire to mate. How can it be normal to have thoughts like ‘I want to fuck’ or ‘I want to make you pregnant’ with a body like that… … ?

    「It’s okay. “It is only human to be able to maintain an erection while being inserted into an onahole,” General Bigus Dickers said in his head.

    “The genitals have no eyes or ears. I just judge every situation in three ways: ‘I’m stuck,’ ‘I can get stuck,’ and ‘I’m waking up from my dream.’”

    ‘hmm… … . Has wise man time already begun?’

    “In that sense, excitement is a function of the nerves, not the brain. He gets an erection even when the wind blows, climaxes even when a dildo enters him, and ejaculates even when he touches it with his own hand… … . It doesn’t matter whether there is a ‘childbearing partner’ in front of him, and it is impossible to know. So this is how wild nature works, not reason.”

    ‘That’s for sure… … .’ When I didn’t know anything, I once thought about ‘doing something’ with the eel that was in the store, but I never put it into practice. This is because the perception that ‘fish is a commodity to be sold’ prevailed.

    But even if I said ‘how and what’ I did to the eel, did that mean I had sexualized the eel? no. I just wanted to know how to get the slippery feel of eel.

    This means that an eel is just an ‘elongated being’ and is neither a ‘female’ nor a ‘cock’… … .

    ‘But then, General Bigus Dickers. ‘Then why on earth did I suddenly start to hate Miss Juliet right after I met her?’

    “Why are you asking me that, you crazy bitch? “I guess it’s just because he’s a talker.”

    ‘Such a dog… … .’

    I’ve never seen anything helpful… … ! I took a deep breath. The cool daytime air that can only be felt in the new semester was very helpful in cooling down my insides.

    “Are you okay, Miss Penny?”

    “Ah, ah… … . Yes.” Thanks to Ms. Ratsby, I am becoming more and more accustomed to speaking informally to people I meet for the first time. “I had a hard time sleeping last night… … .”

    Then, Miss Penny, who was on the other side, said, ‘Giggle——!’ as if popcorn was popping. He smiled brightly. The tail of her plump lips curled up and was enveloped by dimples.

    Due to the sense of immorality caused by that cuteness, the dick suddenly jumped up and hit the bottom of the desk.

    Rattling──.

    “Good sleep is important, Miss Penny! But it’s great to see you focusing on your studies until late at night.”

    If you say, ‘I got screwed over because of my studies,’ you’ll be in big trouble.

    “That’s right, that’s right─. When you were young, you slept for 16 hours a day, which is why you’re so cute, healthy, and pretty now. Nyahaha, just kidding!”

    The phone call may be a blessing in disguise, or it may be a blessing in disguise… … .

    Due to the erection that had just occurred, the glans that was stuck to the inside of the skirt fell off at once. Of course, the stimulation was unusual, so I ended up squirting out quite a lot of Cooper fluid as if I was urinating.

    Most of it got stuck inside the thick skirt, and some of it fell straight off the dick or flowed out of the skirt and landed on the floor under the chair legs.

    My face turns red again as I remember Miss Edrose’s words, ‘He drools from his cock like a puppy.’ I quickly wiped away the cooper liquid that had fallen on the floor with the heel of my shoe.

    ‘In times like this, a long skirt is better… … .’ I leaned back in a awkward posture and thought. ‘If it had been a short skirt, the floor and all that would have ended up in a sea of ​​water. Of course, smell is another problem… … . ‘What if it were pants?’

    It would have been like having to pee. That’s a natural assumption.

    Of course, if anyone sees the skirt I’m wearing now, the damp part will be clearly visible, and the moment I stand up, it’s wet enough that the cooper liquid will drip down from the inside, but at least it’ll raise a lot less suspicion than if the hem of my pants were wet in a straight line.

    Well, in an academy with a conservative ethos that emphasizes ‘ladies’ elegance’, it would be absurd to wear pants… … .

    pants?

    … … Wait, okay.

    One important fact was overlooked.

    I should have known it the first time I saw it. A fact that is more important than anything else, so much so that I took it for granted and didn’t even notice its absence.

    Is Miss Juliet not wearing pants?

    ───

    “HQ (Headquarters) has become aware of Juliet’s bottomless behavior! Through deduction, I realized that the strange flavor that was emitting from earlier, other than the smell of cooper fluid and semen residue, was a pheromone coming from the horse’s lower body!”

    「Tsk… … I finally noticed it and said, “Siyagatte!”

    General Bigus Dickers was pumping with all his might in the alarmed control room. That pump, of course, was the pump that supplied blood to the dick.

    “Erection crisis alert! Danger Level: Delta! “Based on the current trend, it’s only 30 seconds until I reach full power!”

    “Somehow, somehow, prevent the body from receiving further stimulation! Sing the Philippine national anthem and reminisce about the fun times! “I order you to turn off all your senses of sight, hearing, and smell!”

    “General Bigus Dickus! Humans don’t have that function—ah!”

    “shit… … ! Is this the end? … !! No, no… … . “It can’t end like this!”

    Bang──!

    General Bigus Dickers slammed down on the dashboard. The blaring siren and flashing warning lights cast a red outline on the surface of the sunglasses. His eyes filled with determination turned to the monitor.

    “There is one thing that is more problematic than sight, hearing, and smell… … .」 The hand that gripped the lever gained strength. “And there is only one way to get rid of it… … !」

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