episode_0025

It had been four days since leaving Pakis Village when I realized something monumental.

The Saintess’s vestments are clearly items worn on the body. However, the word “vestments” refers to something worn over clothes.

In other words, the Saintess’s vestments, consisting of three long silks, were not meant to be worn as clothing covering the breasts but rather over the clothes. It was similar to a scarf or a cape that one would wear on their back.

Upon touching the vestments, I confirmed that their effects could be felt simply by holding them.

“Status window, you really should attach a proper manual for things like this.”

—It was unexpected that one would mistake a mere vestment for attire just by looking at it.

“Do you know how important instructions are? If this had been done properly, you would have faced a lawsuit and demanded compensation.”

There had been numerous cases where accidents occurred due to the lack of instructions, resulting in substantial damages.

“Well, I’ll let it slide because I’m kind-hearted. In return, how about recommending some skills?”

Typically, this is where one would try to dissect the skills, but being genuinely kind, I decided to overlook it.

—Recommendation: Unlock Rope Handling. Despite being ridiculed by former heroes, this skill proved essential in unexpected situations.

“I see. Since earning points through conventional means is tough, I can’t afford to spend valuable points here.”

Such skills are best assigned to party members like Rangers or Rogues.

Moreover, acquiring points is a bit tight for personal use. Earning tens rather than hundreds. The cheapest skill starts at 500 points. Prices double from there. For instance…

—Palona Kingdom Knight’s Swordsmanship: 20,000 points. (Warning: Requires Intermediate Swordsmanship or Comprehensive Intermediate Combat Skills to acquire)

This isn’t some family heirloom or lineage. It’s the most basic swordsmanship taught to commoners in this kingdom. True lineages cost several times more.

Furthermore, with prerequisite skills, the point investment doubles.

But I am a point magnate. More precisely, I possess means to earn points extravagantly. Just recently, I had some fun with three Orcs and quest rewards.

And if you wonder why the status window recommended those skills…

—Holy Weapon.

—Turn Undead.

—Delay Curse.

—Comprehensive Basic (Low) Combat Skills.

I promptly purchased decent skills. Especially the comprehensive combat skills, though costly at 1000 points each, buying different steel weapons didn’t feel wasteful compared to grasping another weapon.

And Rope Handling… It’s a skill perfectly suited for what lies ahead.

Without hesitation, I bought the Rope Handling skill, stored high-quality nun attire and undergarments in my inventory, and wrapped a cloth around my body like a one-piece dress from the store.

If someone were to witness my actions, they might question if I had finally given up being a Saintess and turned into a barbaric girl.

However, that’s incorrect. Firstly, I’m not doing this for exposure or to showcase to others.

Precisely.

“Kegegegek! Today, I collected a lot of fruit!”

“But there’s no meat!”

“Still, plenty of fruit! Sweet! Satisfying!”

While traversing the forest, I encountered two goblins scavenging for food.

I contemplated whether to attack and move on, but I was concerned about their nest. Specifically, the presence of females.

“Hehehe♡ I absolutely want to be captured in a goblin den and be raped for 24 hours♡ Or feel camaraderie with other females♡”

If there were humans, they would be rescued. Of course, it might be a bit challenging, but they would be saved.

However, what if there were no humans around? If it was a goblin nest with only males? The journey might get a bit longer.♡

I emerged slowly from the bushes and appeared in front of the goblins.

“Kegeok!? It’s a human!”

“Kyaa! It’s a goblin!”

I fled hastily, spouting lines like a village maiden and adopting a modest posture.

“Kieeek! Stop, female!”

The goblins, as if it were only natural, glowed and chased after me. Fools, they were throwing everything they had at me, fruits, sticks, all while pursuing me.

Exaggerating wildly, I ran, panting heavily, clutching my chest and buttocks. Even if they were goblins with a bit of intelligence, they would know I wasn’t escaping properly.

“Aaahhh! What the hell! Look, look! No panties!”

“Panties off!”

But with blood and oxygen diverted halfway to my genitals, my vision blurred. Oh, if caught, it’s sex right away, straight to impregnation.

Having not seen a male organ for days, my vagina declared it would react that way♡ It was confirmed.

“Aaahh♡”

Excited, I threw off my clothes and dove onto the ground. My fragile body met hard earth and stones, causing me to scream, but all I felt was joy and ecstasy.

As my clothes fell off, my pretty vagina was exposed to the goblins.

“I’m first!!!”

The lead goblin leaped forward, his penis quivering. And…

Squish♡

“Ohh♡”

His penis roughly entered my vagina. Mom, Dad. Me♡ Just a little pleasure before I go♡

After savoring the goblin’s penis for a while, I headed towards their lair.

***

A dark space. If someone were to evaluate this place for the first time, they would likely say this about the area.

A scene where the ceiling is invisible due to darkness, a floor and pillars made of black marble, a throne decorated with gold, and a red carpet laid out, the only thing not black alongside the gold.

Light dared not intrude, yet there was no hindrance to sight. Truly a space designed for darkness. In such a space, various beings, or rather, beings one might hesitate to call human, gathered. Considering all of them were demons, it was inaccurate to call them humans fundamentally.

At that moment, a woman with red hair, black horns, and a fierce expression spoke irritably.

“Hey, Bonehead! It’s been a week since the disappearance of the Demon King! He has never left his post like this before! Moreover, the destination is clear, so why hesitate!”

One of the Four Demon Kings, Whip of Blood, Inclyte, scolded Bonehead.

Revealing only a skeletal hand, Bonehead, draped in an elegant robe, was reprimanded by Paul, one of the 4,000 Kings of the Demon Army and also known as Arclich.

“Inclyte, only the Demon King can endure that place. Be cautious in your actions here. Not even Big Fat eats anything in this place.”

Paul pointed to Big Fat, a creature with various mouths all over its body, standing beside Inclyte.

An incessant eater. A being lacking in intellect but occupying a seat among the Four Demon Kings due to its greed and destructiveness, Big Fat was now swallowing dry saliva continuously without eating anything.

“I’m hungry. But I’ll endure. I respect the Demon King. And Changsik, you’re scary.”

Big Fat stammered, and seeing this, Paul sighed inwardly and said,

“Changsik, please calm down Big Fat’s anxiety about the Demon King’s well-being…”

“Hmph…”

Paul politely addressed the stern Black Knight in black armor, who adjusted his posture and crossed his arms. The air in the room immediately softened.

“But Paul, Inclyte’s concern isn’t entirely illogical. It’s a vassal’s duty to protect the king. Although it’s unlikely, we must worry if even a minor issue arises with the Demon King’s body.”

Chang-sik gazed at the obsidian throne after a small sigh. From the day he pledged his loyalty until now. It was the first time that place looked so deserted.

“Paul, even if we can’t hold out in that location, can we at least get a glimpse of what’s happening?”

“It’s possible. We’ve been gathering the necessary materials for the magic since three days ago, and if everything goes smoothly, the materials should arrive by tomorrow afternoon.”

Chang-sik felt disappointed that it wasn’t immediately feasible, but as a mage peeking into the divine realm, it required adequate preparation. In reality, even when the Demon King entered the divine realm, it required a significant price to gain entry.

“Well then, if you need anything, speak up. I promise generous support in my name…”

Kwoong!

While Chang-sik was continuing his sentence, he felt his heart thumping. And why? A question arose in his mind. The answer was so simple that it was quickly resolved.

Magic. Overwhelming magic that made even his own heart race. Coming directly from that obsidian throne.

Crack!

Chang-sik immediately knelt. The Demon King’s magic. He couldn’t dare to stand before a Demon King who had become much stronger than before. The other three also took postures indicating submission.

Zzweoak.

Space split apart, and magic surged forth, revealing the figure on the obsidian throne.

“Woof woof ♡”

“Huh?”

For a moment, Chang-sik wondered why the sound of barking echoed from the surroundings. Recognizing the voice, he raised his head to confirm. There, crawling on all fours with an eyepatch and a muzzle, was the Demon King, accompanied by…

“Oh my ♡ Four Heavenly Kings! What a lovely day. You were out for a drive in your new vehicle, but what brings you here?”

Goddess Grace. No, it was Grace, who used to be a goddess, emitting overwhelming magic and smiling.

“You!!! Grace! I’ll bury that insolence in death!”

Chang-sik drew his sword and leaped so swiftly that the marble floor where he stood shattered into pieces. However, from Grace’s perspective, it was just a yawn-inducing speed.

“Ah~♪”

Grace yawned, lightly raising her left hand towards the compressed magic energy she held within.

Kwaaaah!!!

With a tremendous shockwave, marble pillars shattered or turned to dust, and Chang-sik, struck directly, was impaled on a marble pillar at a much faster speed than when he rushed in.

“Cough!”

Bleeding through the gaps in his helmet, Chang-sik couldn’t comprehend. When he was a young hero, he was merely a harmless being imbued with immense sanctity.

But what was this magic? Even compared to the magic of all the demons, including the Demon King, it was more substantial.

“Hmm~ It seems like it used to be really scary~ but have you weakened by any chance?”

Nonsense. Not a single day passed without training. Even if magic had taken the place of sanctity within him, he could pride himself on having grown since those days. But that was different.

“Hehehe ♡ It seems like it might get a little more interesting from now on ♡”

Just before losing consciousness, Chang-sik fainted, hearing Grace’s enchanting laughter.