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“It’s so annoying, really.”

“Just hold on a little longer.”

“Please heal me quickly.”

“We need to disinfect first.”

In the infirmary, I was receiving treatment for the left eye that Lucian had injured earlier.

Sister Yerim’s healing ability continues after disinfection.

Of course, this only speeds up the natural recovery ability.

Still, it was nice that I didn’t have to sew my eyes with a needle.

“It’s cut deep. I can’t erase this scar.”

“It’s okay. The scar on my left eye is a symbol of my coolness.”

“Why don’t you just put on a prosthetic hand?”

Scars and prosthetics?

If you’re a man, you can’t stand this.

“How far do I have to cut my arm to do that?”

“This is driving me crazy, seriously.”

As soon as I left the infirmary, I went to the training room where Hyeji was taking her exam.

Fortunately, it’s not too late.

Because they were still in a state of confrontation.

Finally, Kyou-Kyou was nearby, so I sat down next to him.

“Ah, Maneki Neko-chan is dead.”

“Did you make a lot of money?”

“Watashi, now going to Marswww”

“Please note that you cannot use Dogecoin.”

“Huh? Honto? Shiba Inu is tricking Watashi?????”

That coin won’t do. Damn it.

내가 600에 들어갔어, 개새끼들아.

“Instead of those worthless coins, at least use them to pay for college tuition.”

“Then, let’s go to Watashi Art Schoolwww”

It was cold.

Suddenly, someone came to mind.

“……Kyou-kyou? Even if you fail to get into art school, don’t think too extreme? ”

“Shinwoo-chan is always weirdwwww Even if he falls, he doesn’t think of committing seppukuwww”

No, I don’t mind committing seppuku.

But the president is not allowed.

If World War III breaks out, I’ll be dragged in.

“Kyou-Kyou, if you ever become president, please acknowledge Hyeji and I as honorary Aryans.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking aboutwww But I’ll take responsibility for Shinwoo and Hyejiwww”

thank god.

Finally, the fight between Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon began.

Previously, Hyeji’s main fighting methods were pure physical force, such as bullets and hammers.

But now it’s different.

It’s just a monster.

It was Hyeji who implemented everything from white phosphorus bombs to all kinds of biochemical weapons that we have never heard of or seen before, as if to say fuck the arms ban treaty.

If you came to see the UN, you’re really screwed, Hyeji.

No matter how you look at it, this is a violation of international law.

Of course, Jeong Ah-yeon has also developed to some extent.

As we have seen before, rather than a simple war of wits, they began to gradually apply pressure with a certain number of summons.

After limiting the movement path, summon a slime for the final decisive blow.

However, the opponent was not good.

The opponent happened to be Hyeji, who had become stronger than ever.

Explosions. Gunpowder. Biochemistry.

Hyeji, armed with crazy weapons that reflected human cruelty, was unstoppable.

“Allahu Akbar!!!”

– Cheeek!!!!

– Boom! Boom! Boom!

– Phew!!!!

Slime, slugs, and overwhelming violence are nothing but tiny creatures.

After all, only lead bullets and gunpowder can give us peace.

The result was perhaps inevitable.

It ended with Hyeji’s one-sided victory.

Looking at that sight, Kyou-Kyo laughed and said something.

“That’s just a Nise unmanned sitewww”

Jeong Ah-yeon listened to Kyou-kyo’s words and fell to the ground.

But it’s definitely strange.

The way they dress and speak seems to imitate a human being.

‘If you look at what he does, he’s just a one-tool summoning wizard.’

The use of abilities is far from this.

Before I knew it, I saw Hyeji coming towards us.

So, Kyou-Kyou and I proudly welcomed Hye-ji on her ‘return to her hometown’.

I won against the shithead, but I thought ‘returning the gold’ was a bit too much.

Hyeji suddenly points out my eyes as soon as I arrive.

“Shinwoo, why are your eyes so retarded?”

“Eyes too? I’m only blind.”

“???”

“???”

“Koitsuwww Your face is so retardedwww”

While they were exchanging cold-blooded grappling blows, Kyou-Kyou suddenly landed a powerful fatal blow.

I didn’t like the sight, so I grabbed Kyou-Kyou’s head.

“Shinwoo-chan! You shouldn’t hit girls!!!!”

“Gender equality. Deadpool told me to do it like this.”

Kyou-kyo was caressing her hair.

I considered hitting him one more time, seeing him joke around even though I didn’t hit him that hard.

Meanwhile, Hyeji spoke to me.

“So, Shinwoo, what are you going to do now?”

“Heyji, do you remember the promise I made with that little girl?”

Suddenly, Hyeji’s expression hardened rapidly.

The cold gaze that followed.

“That doesn’t mean you can’t approach me. I don’t care.”

“No, this is a big picture, so please just look at it once and then tell me.”

“I don’t know. Okay. Get out.”

“I’m going crazy, really.”

It didn’t seem like he would listen to me at all.

And the last wedge too.

“You’re always like that.”

“Fuck.”

It was Hyeji who threw it away frugally.

Hyeji was clearly excited when she fought Jeong A-yeon, but now she was treating me so coldly.

A look of sudden ill mood.

No matter how much I tried to coax her, it didn’t have much effect, so I was feeling frustrated.

‘Seriously, why are you like this? I’m so scared.’

Anyway, I returned to the dorm.

Because preparations needed to be made for Lucian’s bleak future.

***

As previously mentioned, the voting to select the World Tree Welcome Representative will be held by the Academy this time.

It is a rather unusual case as it is taking place on an external level.

You may not know.

Of course.

I also forget things easily.

In that case, you can take a moment to read episode 20 again.

I’ll go read it too.

anyway.

The election period begins after the midterms, when each candidate makes his or her representative statement.

A two-week campaign period.

And on the last day, a vote is held to select the World Tree Welcome Representative.

As this is a very meaningful vote for the elves, many elves come to watch regardless of location.

Age. Tribe. Everyone comes regardless, and this also applies to the Academy where voting is taking place this time.

Thanks to that, elves started coming one by one a few days before the candidate’s speech.

Of course, as it is an academy with somewhat closed characteristics, access control is quite strict.

This is because temporary passes will not be issued if outside personnel do not fill out the application form with accurate information.

So it is inevitable that conflicts will arise between the immigration department and the elves who wish to visit.

“Father, please write down your address in street name. If you say, “The fourth house on the right of the giant water lily tree,” I won’t be able to tell you your exact address.”

“How dare you insult the elven house expression!!!”

“Mom! You have to write your occupation! Don’t write ‘Red Stump Tribe, Second Daughter-in-Law’s Mother-in-Law’!”

“The High Elf tribe has a profession based on family ties alone! You ignorant fools!”

The main cause of complaints is the common elitist who do not listen to what is said.

The younger elves are not as polarized as these.

“You wrote your age as 15. Is that correct?”

“I came with my daughter, no, my sister, but she didn’t show up so I came to register alone.”

“You wrote “Spirit Master” in the occupation section, but please change it to “Unemployed.” Currently, that occupation is not registered in the system.”

“…..Can’t I just write freelance?”

It wasn’t completely problem-free.

In any case, the conflict of opinions between the Immigration Department and the elves continues to increase.

The immigration department gave a very simple and solid reason for not allowing the unidentified person in.

On the other hand, in the case of elves, it is rare for a large number of elves to go directly to the outer dimension, so such a strict procedure was unthinkable.

Here, there were some who, out of pride in being a long-lived species, rushed in without thinking.

Looking at it this way, it’s right to raise the hand of the Academy’s Immigration Department.

But the world doesn’t necessarily run rationally.

At the point when they were pushing up to the High Elves, the Academy’s higher-ups gave the order for all Elves to have a free pass.

Thanks to this, anyone can enter as long as they are an elf.

There’s nothing I can do.

No matter how thorough the academy is, if someone higher up says, “Go ahead,” you have to follow along silently.

Of course, when a problem occurs, the person who sent it in must naturally take responsibility.

It is the many innocent people who suffer because of the decisions of the stupid upper class.

This is a truly Korean and retarded academy.

***

Lucian was now waiting for Kim Shin-woo.

Tomorrow is the day for the World Tree Welcome Representative Candidates to speak.

This is a very important and meaningful day for Lucian, who is running as a candidate this time.

But that wasn’t what was on Lucian’s mind right now.

‘How did you get such strength?’

I got information that he was clearly incompetent.

Even when actually fighting, his combat skills were quite well-polished, but he had no special abilities.

Kim Shin-woo, who was almost dying.

It should have ended there, obviously.

But somehow, Kim Shin-woo suddenly started to counterattack at the very end.

‘There must have been some trickery. I will definitely expose it.’

The splendid blond hair disappears and the wind blows through the remaining wasteland.

I felt a brief chill, and at the same time my heart began to ache.

It would certainly have been better to cover it up, but the pride of the last remaining high elf would not allow it.

When I lightly touched my hair, the once brilliant blonde hair that seemed like a lie was nowhere to be seen.

Then, what suddenly comes to mind is wives.

Lucian’s heart sank again as he remembered the restraining order he had issued until his hair grew back.

That was for a while.

Kim Shin-woo has finally arrived.

As soon as you arrive, you are immediately handed a piece of paper folded in half.

“What is this, a short-lived species.”

“It’s time to keep your promise, dear.”

“What is this piece of paper?”

“This is what you will say in your speech as a representative candidate tomorrow.”

It was ridiculous.

Did you fight with all your might just to get this one thing done?

I couldn’t hold back my laughter.

“How funny! Is this all you have to fight this body with?”

“When you speak as a candidate tomorrow, open the paper and say exactly what is written.”

“Are you doing this because you received orders from other elves?”

“No, I’m doing it because you’re a piece of shit. If you don’t keep your promise, your balls will fly off.”

It was laughable.

It’s a result that can’t be overturned with just a few words.

No matter what you say, nothing will stop you from becoming the representative of the World Tree.

“How funny! No matter what I do, this body will always be the representative!”

“Okay. Let’s go, you little punk.”

“Get out of here!”

Kim Shin-woo says only his business and quickly disappears from sight.

It wasn’t all bad for Lucian either.

Since he had no more business outside, Lucian returned to the dormitory.

And the other candidates that come to mind.

‘No matter what happens, it is impossible for a mongrel to become the representative!’

It was a shame that he couldn’t get Hyeji, but in the end, he would get the title of World Tree Welcoming Representative.

It was Lucian who believed so strongly.

Without knowing what would happen in the future.

***

The day of the speech of the representative candidate for the World Tree Welcome.

But this day was also a festival day for the students.

That makes sense, since all classes were cancelled that day.

Of course, there is no freedom without a price.

However, for a price, it was sold at a fairly cheap price.

I will definitely attend the candidate speech in the morning.

And now.

The place where the speech was being held was crowded with many students and elves, making a lot of noise.

At this point, it would have been expected that one or two accidents would occur, but that wasn’t necessarily the case.

For students, it is time to be faithful in order to get the promised vacation.

It was a precious and monumental time for the elves.

Ultimately, these are two groups that value their time, no matter what the purpose.

There was no reason for a major conflict to arise.

Meanwhile, Hyeji, Kyoukyou, and I had already taken the front seats.

It wasn’t because I was interested.

It’s just to make sure that the pledge is kept properly.

“Shinwoo-chan, what’s so good about Eruhu that you came forward!!!”

“Shinwoo, is there a reason you have to listen to this from the front? And what’s with that chainsaw?”

“I have to make sure that my promise is kept. This is insurance.”

If you run away, I will cut off your head myself.

That’s what I was determined to do.

At that moment, a loud voice began to come through the microphone.

“From now on, I will begin the candidate’s speech!!!!”

After the moderator finishes speaking, the room becomes dark.

Darkness that comes in an instant.

In response, everyone’s voices begin to slowly fade away.

At that moment, when not a single ray of light was visible, a single light illuminated the candidate’s podium.

“The first candidate to speak is number 1! The eldest son of the Pond Leaf Tribe! It’s Lucianer!!!”

Lucian slowly walks out in time with the host’s voice.

Although he looked funny without his head, his gait was completely different.

That alone gives us a glimpse into what kind of beings high elves are.

Lucian finally arrives at the podium.

He looks around, his eyes filled with confidence and his expression becomes confident.

Perhaps, he thought he had already won.

But the moment I took out the paper I gave him and unfolded it.

Lucian’s expression died.

Pupils that move erratically and cannot focus.

A cold sweat suddenly started flowing even though the weather wasn’t hot.

Irregular breathing due to sudden shock.

Lucian couldn’t bring himself to open his mouth, so his lips trembled before our eyes met.

I laugh sinisterly and show off the chainsaw with my left hand.

At the same time, use your right hand to make a cut across your neck.

It’s a silent message I’m sending.

【The ball flies away.】

Meanwhile, questions begin to arise for everyone.

Lucian, who had a proud expression when he first appeared, suddenly became still like a broken robot.

The host started to urge them on, as if they could not delay any longer.

“Candidate Lucian! Please hurry up and give your speech as the representative candidate!”

“Oh, I see.”

Lucian didn’t have much of a choice either.

Lucian crumpled up the paper I gave him with trembling hands.

Then Lucian’s mouth slowly begins to open.

“Dear friends, I have only one thing to say here right now.

I’m delivering this on behalf of the Pond Leaf Tribe. No, all elves.

This statement is now the common opinion of all elves. ”

At that moment, someone’s shout is heard.

“That’s right! Lucian’s statement is the opinion of every elf here right now!”

“””That’s right!!!”””

“There! Be quiet!”

The elves appear to be Lucian’s supporters.

After a brief commotion, everyone was waiting for Lucian to speak again.

Lucian now felt like he was about to cry.

There was regret in his eyes for his greed.

But a promise is a promise.

Someone must protect at least one.

Lucian’s mouth, which had been silent for a long time, finally opened.

“Three, the world tree…is just a big tree.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Lucian ran away from the podium.

The sudden shocking statement was followed not by cheers but by a deep silence.

The silence didn’t last long.

In an instant, the elves’ shouts began to drive out the silence.

Of course, this is the best sight I could have hoped for.

Hey, you little rascals.

It’s not a festival for you, it’s a funeral.

이 개새끼들아.