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Zenkaino Penny Dickens!

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Miss Edrose, who was tired of a long period of sexlessness and lack of semen, told Miss Sammy that she would ‘teach her about sex’ and made her sleep at night while she was sleeping!

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Thanks to this, not only did I get my dick caught by Miss Sammy, but Miss Edrose stopped right before I ejaculated, so needless to say, I was frustrated! Hey hey, what are you going to do with my erect dick!

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But morning comes without fail, and I have to take academy classes now! Can you survive?! Please support everyone!

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Let’s count it carefully. Finn, Miss Edrose, senior Virgilia, and even Miss Sammy… … Four people. No, there are five because there is that Caroline girl.

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There are already five people who know my dick. With this, you can already have 5 people in the free queue without me, and there is bound to be at least one trash person among them.

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Who is trash! Who is it, Miss Edrose?! If you wanted to do something so dirty, you could just ask quietly! I have privacy too?!

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Of course, I cummed on Miss Edrose’s bed… … ! That was just a request… … .

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Ah, really──. Why do you act like you know everything about my personality, yet show such a ridiculous lack of subtlety in that area? As expected, since I’m a slime, I lack empathy… … .

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“Now, I’m asking you to please give me some help──. I’ve never felt such viscosity and nutrition in my entire life──.”

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“But is there a reason I care about you that much other than obsession?”

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… … Could it be that Miss Edrose is jealous? ‘No, no.’ I quickly shook my head to get rid of the thoughts. Excessive self-consciousness is also an oil problem. It’s just that Miss Edrose’s personality has become absurdly distorted.

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no… … . When I think of Miss Edrose, my erection, which I had worked so hard to suppress, starts again. Today I deliberately chose a long skirt that reaches down to my ankles. If your dick bulges out from under the hem of your skirt right now, it’s a big problem.

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There is a reason why I have chosen to wear a miniskirt that reaches just below my knees while always working hard to hide my dick. The skirt should be short, but it is advantageous to stuff it into your panties in case of an emergency outdoors.

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On the other hand, if the skirt is long, it becomes difficult to perform delicate operations such as hastily inserting the enlarged dick behind the thigh or holding it with the sleeve of pumpkin panties and attaching it to the leg.

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For example, the acrobatics she performed last time when she was hugged by Miss Sammy would have been impossible if her skirt was long. Of course, the stunt at that time was immediately in vain… … .

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Out of the corner of my eye, I looked at Miss Sammy walking next to me. Miss Sammy smiled silently and looked this way.

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“… … Miss Sammy, can you keep what happened last night a secret?”

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“Yes─. I will!” Phew, that’s a relief.

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The only question is that Miss Edrose said she ‘didn’t sleep’ last night. Readers may have missed it, but Miss Edrose clearly said this in episode 11.

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“Oh, really. I heard that the absorption rate is low during sleep. How many times have I woken you up and told you to cum directly into my womb?”

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Clearly one of the two is a lie. It may simply mean that slime’s ‘sleep’ is a different concept from human ‘sleep’, but the nuances were strangely different to say so.

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… … I decided to stop thinking. What would be the benefit of seriously considering things like slime’s sleep? I don’t even know exactly what my body is made of.

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“Nyaang──! Look at that, look at that! Penny Nyan, Sammy Nyan! It’s a lake star! I have to play with it──!”

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“Miss Ratsby, then you’re going to be late─?!”

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“ By the way, lake castles are like fireflies or ghostly fireflies that live in another world, and they gather around water in spring. There are a lot of waterways in the academy, so you can see a lot! It’s already that season… I miss you──.”

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“Not in that direction, Miss Sammy──!!”

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I arrived at the classroom by forcibly dragging Miss Ratsby, who kept trying to wander off to the side street, and Miss Sammy, who kept trying to get lost.

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As someone from the countryside, I have a hard time finding my way around complex cities or buildings… … It seems that if you are next to these two, you must be prepared to become a guide.

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“Nice to meet you, gentlemen—!” There was a hairball on the church since morning. “It is said that I am Chang Vis who will teach you alchemy for one year from today. Feel free to call me Chang.”

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I couldn’t tell where the face was, so it took a long time to identify its proper shape. When I looked at the seats around me, I realized that I wasn’t the only one squinting and gathering my strength.

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Except for one person, the centaur girl sitting in the front seat. “Professor Chang, you have great eyebrows!”

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“Oh, you’re flattering me a bit, you! Since it was the first lecture of the semester, I set it up carefully. ” Where are the eyebrows, but… … . At that time, a shout of “ah, horn—!” was heard right behind me. It was Miss Ratsby’s voice.

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If you look closely, you can see a very small black horn sticking out from the top of the cloud-like fur. I guess… … Is it a sheep? Professor Chang cleared his throat and said, ‘Meeh.’

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“Alchemy is the study of ‘steps toward perfection.’ These days, when students ask what alchemy is, they answer that it is ‘understanding, decomposition, and reconstruction.’

But in reality, ‘change of matter’ is not achieved in a simple way such as drawing a circle and clapping your hands. Temperature, atmospheric pressure, solvent, catalyst… … . In other words, the world surrounding matter, or in other words ‘the whole universe’, is involved in change.”

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The facial expressions of the cadets who hear this mystical explanation are also different.

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Some people listened with familiar faces, nodding their heads, probably because they had come into contact with alchemy in another world, while others, like me, were completely silent, as if they were listening to a briefing session on the propagation of a pseudo-religion.

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“I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it, but there is an adage that goes, “A person who does not know alchemy sits on a wooden chair and heads towards a peaceful death.” … .”

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Professor Chang glanced at me as a human. “There is something ‘in this world’. That’s a great life, but the goal of alchemy is ‘gold’ and ‘eternal life’.”

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Now that I think about it, I was the only human in Gremory Class. Of course, I felt that it was better to mix in with girls of different races than to be strangely looked down upon by fellow human gold diggers.

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According to Professor Chang, ‘gold’ and ‘eternal life’ represent the most perfect forms of inorganic and organic life, respectively. It may be an alien world, but gold seems to be precious there as well.

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Of course, there is nothing wrong with making gold by manipulating the atomic structure with modern human science, but what alchemy pursues is not such inefficient coercion, but is said to be a ‘lossless, most efficient’ transformation.

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… … In other words, equivalent exchange! Suddenly, it started to feel like an authentic magic school and I got excited. Finn is probably more excited than me, right?

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“Then, page 12 of the political science textbook… … .”

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“Ssss——!? Where is the dark magic defense?!”

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“Miss Puckleberry, quiet. Now, let’s start with the establishment of demon world democracy… … .”

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what?! It’s a group activity!? Over the next semester, we will be working on an alchemy project in groups of 4!? Besides, you’re going to organize the group yourself——!? Is that author who has something to say about the professor?!

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‘Calm down, calm down…’ … !’ I consoled myself in my heart. ‘I’m not at a loss either… … !’

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Group activity. In other words, group work.

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Originally, for someone from Assa like me, it would be nothing more than an event that further strengthened their hatred of the world, but now that I have a lot of friends, I am invincible. Me, Miss Sammy, and Miss Ratsby… … .

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“You won’t abandon me… … ?” I turned around in tears. Miss Ratsby, who was sitting behind her, and Miss Sammy, who was sitting next to her, smiled and nodded. Lived… … .

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After receiving confirmation, I started to worry about the fact that I was still missing one person.

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With Ms. Ratsby’s level of talent, it doesn’t seem difficult to ask just anyone, but how do I find a partner of my level among the extras in my class who seem to be difficult from the name alone? That was the problem.

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Ms. Mortoria Eraser Dragon was the first to introduce herself. This is truly a textbook example of a sassy young lady character. Since he is a talented person who is likely to run in the class representative election, he is naturally excluded.

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I like the amount of Samsung Pay, which is a bit gloomy, but unfortunately I pass. Because this person seems to be sticking around like Miss Mortoria’s right hand man.

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In Gremory Class, the only people who seem to be able to communicate with us are the Lamia, Miss Yu Turing and Miss Keo Scribner, but these two also stick together like a cliché gyaru duo, so recruiting them seems difficult.

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Did someone say this? The most difficult thing in mahjong is not Guryeonbodeung or Cheonhwa, but ‘gathering four people.’ The so-called “three-point-one” situation!

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While I was trying to find someone who had a more down-to-earth vibe, Miss Ratsby walked without making a sound to the front of the classroom and patted someone on the back.

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“Yo──! Are you at peace?”

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The silhouette of the person standing across from him was so far removed from the ‘humanoid’ form that it was difficult to immediately recognize who it was.

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A delicate smile that cannot reveal even a speck of uncleanness. Unlike the thin curves of the watercolor-like upper body, which seem to melt at any moment when wet with water, muscular legs with smooth brown hair… … .

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“Are you at peace? Miss Ratsby.” Uma Musume… … ! What was your name? Juliet Gloucester!

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“Julienyan, let’s form a team together─!” Miss Ratsby had a particularly difficult time pronouncing when a double vowel such as ‘ㅑ’ or ‘ㅕ’ followed the word-final consonant ‘ㅅ’. “There are a lot of gold things in my house, so I’m sure I’ll get a good grade!”

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At the same time, Miss Ratsby raised her left hand, lightly curled it into a fist, and gestured back and forth. Oh yeah. It is said that the left hand attracts people, and the right hand attracts wealth.

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Miss Juliet pretended to think for a moment, then nodded willingly. “Yes, if you don’t mind with me! I was worried about who I should talk to, but I am honored that you recommended me this way.”

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… … No matter how much I worried about it, it wouldn’t have been a big problem. The moment Miss Juliet accepted, the gazes that had gathered around her suddenly dispersed, each showing resentment.

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Right now, Miss Mortoria and Miss Algan were openly looking disappointed over there. “Deathwa doesn’t even do things like that… … .” I heard an auditory hallucination that seemed to say that.

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In the end, we ended up stealing the dream team’s first draft pick. Miss Ratsby walked back this way with confident steps, holding Umamusume’s hand.

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“… … Miss Ratsby… … !”

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“Meow?” I put my arm around Miss Ratsby’s shoulder and pulled her, turning her around. Miss Ratsby made a ‘Wow’ sound.

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“… … What should I do with those elegant hand gestures and classy speaking style? They are the opposite of a commoner like me… … !?”

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“Nyahang─. So, are you saying that I am a commoner who is just right for you? Why am I so excited? Are you going to marry me?”

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“That’s not it… … !” Of course, the person in this classroom who is furthest from the common people is Miss Ratsby… … . “Wouldn’t our tastes not match well? … . A lady like that has a different channel than Bamson fans like us!”

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“Penny, you’re too soft. Recruiting talent is all about ability! Is it not a good idea to only choose people who are gentle and easy to deal with? Take a good look at that friend! Aren’t you overflowing with intelligence just by looking at it?”

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“It’s not about ability, it’s about physiognomy… … !”

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I looked up at Miss Juliet, who was smiling mysteriously. Looking up close, he wasn’t as tall as I thought, considering the lower half of his body was that of a horse. At most, it’s about a head and a half taller than me.

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Even though I’m from the countryside, I’ve never actually seen a horse, so I just assumed it was about 8 feet tall… … . Oh, I see! Shit, really! I thought it would be 2.4384m!! Is yard pound that difficult?

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“… … Of course, it’s true that he looks like he’ll study really well, but… … . So far, I’ve only said really smart things in class… … .”

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The definition of ‘looking like you will study well’ is somewhat complicated. Strictly speaking, I am also a person who ‘looks like he would study well’, or rather, I am a person who has reached the limit in that area.

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However, my ‘gongjalsaeng’ means that I am a plain woman. She has her hair in pigtails, has glasses that are persecuted wherever she goes, and her bangs are long enough to sometimes cover her eyes. In other words, it is an appearance that ‘needs to study well’.

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On the other hand, Miss Juliet’s public life is completely different. A luxurious appearance that reveals noble blood, skin and impression that suggest enormous wealth and thorough management of life, a calm and confident attitude overflowing with intelligence… … .

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In other words, the atmosphere of the upper class, where ‘even one’s studies are certain to be perfect’, is evident from one’s appearance. Both the upper and lower body are thoroughbreds!

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If we were to make a comparison, Miss Caroline was aristocratic, but Miss Caroline seemed closer to a politician than a scholar, perhaps because her first impression was that she ran away screaming, or because of her confident smile that did not show any humility… … .

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In any case, it is a no-brainer since you have already been recruited. You can’t say, ‘I’m sorry, but your level is too high compared to us, so please go back.’ When I turned around, Miss Juliet bowed with dignity.

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“Are you at peace, Miss Penny, Miss Olivia?” At the Academy, students are expected to call each other by their first names, not their last names. But I had no idea that he had even memorized my name.

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“Are you at peace?” I hurriedly reciprocated. Miss Sammy is being treated in a relatively relaxed manner. After all, am I the only commoner?

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“As expected, all three of you were part of one team. Hehehe… … . Even from afar, I knew they were close friends.”

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Wow, that’s a tone straight out of a novel… … ! How do I answer this? “Well, that’s… … It’s an honor for a person like me to be with such cultured classmates… … Moving to Yeonggwang?”

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I was thinking, ‘If you laugh at me, I have to be as sarcastic as possible. Of course, only on the inside,’ but Miss Juliet said without a change in her expression.

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“Please be at ease with me, Miss Penny. I always think, ‘I want to become a person my friends can interact with without worrying about formalities at all.’”

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Ah, with just one magic word, ‘friend,’ you end the traffic in your relationship and build an equal relationship with the other person without diminishing your own status… … .

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In those words, he is clearly aware that he is ‘of a status that requires attention to formality even when friends talk to him’, but it still contains the meaning that he will break down that barrier with his own will.

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『Look, it’s simple.

───It is the completion of a speech technique that leaves no one hurt.』

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I was sure that we could become a good team. Also, I think that from now on, I should learn how to speak and behave gracefully by watching Miss Juliet.

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Of course, it will take some time to get used to that physique lower body. huh? for a moment… … .

… … Wait, stop. This doesn’t work.