episode_0023

“Euchak!”

Delicious. As expected, food tastes better after a hard day’s work, but hot chicken and draft beer were tastier than anything in this world. And while at it, I also ordered pizza and was sharing my breast milk with the orc triplets through the milking machine.

In short, a world where everyone is unharmed, complete.

“Wow, amazing. Look, during childbirth, no one makes such a perverted expression naturally, and it’s rare even among the orcs in labor!”

Ei said as she played the video. However, my vulgar and relaxed face and the screen of an orc giving birth from her vagina were displayed.

“Hmm, let’s make the main content my face and the vagina during childbirth, and for the overall posture, let’s put different videos on the top left of the screen for the face and vagina. If the vagina is the larger screen, then the face should be in a smaller screen format.”

“Oh, so you watch one while seeing the other as a second?”

“That’s right, Ei catches on quickly, which I like.”

I said as I took a bite of pizza. Indeed, Ei, who had some talent in filming, quickly understood my words and rapidly developed. In fact, it was more like inspiring than teaching, but Ei grasped it herself and honed her skills.

Truly, I realized that passionate growth is a formidable thing.

“But what are you going to do now?”

“I’m planning to head to the Holy Kingdom first. It’s located at the western end, right?”

I recalled the map of the continent shown in the status window. The Pargis Mountain Range and Pargis Village where I am are roughly in the middle of the continent. This damn huge mountain range almost divided the continent in half, and in the south, where there were no mountains, deserts spread out.

And beyond the continent’s borders, to the east were the Kaisa Empire and the Demon Realm. To the west were the Allied Nations and the Holy Kingdom at the western tip.

My initial goal is to arm myself with strong party members and defeat the Demon King at the eastern end.

However, just having strong allies won’t cut it. I need to become stronger myself…

“Huh?”

Suddenly, a question popped into my head. There was a way to become stronger. There was a means to ask why it hadn’t been visible until now, a method that seemed so conventional.

“Level… isn’t there?”

Level.

A quantification that represents strength and status. Usually, you find this concept in games, but I have a status window and stats.

But oddly, I couldn’t find the level.

“Status window!”

– Current level function is locked. Cannot be unlocked even with store points.

It’s locked. Why is it locked? There were many restrictions from the entity that made me a saint.

“Ei, do you know anything about levels since you’re an angel? There seem to be many subtle restrictions on me, especially regarding the store. Am I the last hope?”

It truly makes no sense.

Even heroes starting with a wand and a wooden staff could level up without hindrance.

“Oh, that? It’s simple. The previous heroes defeated the Demon King and turned against humans. Due to the concept of levels, heroes had no enemies until they aged and died, and even the Goddess couldn’t intervene while she was alive.”

Betrayal of the hero.

Well, it’s a common occurrence. But the problem lies in why they betrayed.

“If you kill the Demon King, isn’t it commonly promised that everything will be fine?”

“Well… there are various reasons. One of the most common reasons for heroes harming their wives or children, committing murder, and the offending kingdoms conveniently omitting those records, feeling ashamed of being the offenders. History repeats itself. Oh, by the way, the heroes who threw themselves into the Demon King’s army have lost their status windows, but their power hasn’t diminished, and they still have a long lifespan, ranking first in danger.”

“Damn. What about the reason for the Goddess’s defeat?”

“Oh, right. The Demon King only ruled, and the Four Kings forced the goddess to submit.”

I felt dizzy. More than the aftereffects of childbirth, I felt dizzy. I almost dropped the pizza I was holding due to the dizziness, but managed to prevent such a mishap just in time.

“Is there no way to unlock levels? Even if you have allies, relying solely on healing and buffs makes me a bit uneasy.”

Honestly, I hoped A would solve this issue for me. Since I managed to somehow break through my store, I had some expectations.

“Sorry, the level is really locked tightly, so I couldn’t do anything about it. To solve that issue with magic, you’ll have to become a demon or a devil.”

A replied with a mix of apology and firmness in her expression.

‘Status window, show me the level.’

—Name: Serena.

—Level 1 (Locked).

Level one, just 1! It means very weak. Thankfully, I had a lot of divine power, or else it would have meant a quick end like ejaculation, right?

In that case, I needed to find a way to increase my stats.

With a doubtful mind, I opened the store window and searched for items related to stats, but it took a while before I found what I wanted.

—Stat point 1. Cost: 10000 points.

—Remaining points: 3300 points.

It was insufficient. Moreover, the exchange rate was only 1:1. There’s nothing worse than this worst situation.

“If I train, will my stats increase?”

“Yes, but you’ll have to train diligently for several years. You also need to gain practical experience and enlightenment.”

Although A said this with determination, I felt overwhelmed by reality. Nevertheless, I had to do it. If I didn’t strive towards my goal, I might end up spending my life as prey in a monster den. Simultaneously, my uterus, which hadn’t cut its umbilical cord, seemed to tremble as if expecting that.

“Oh! Let’s not think about it at least for tonight!”

I declared while raising my beer glass and then downed the beer in one shot.

“Cheers~!”

“Yeah, yeah! Oh, maybe you want to try some drugs? It’s a powder-type drug spreading in the Union Territories exclusively for women.”

At the word “drug,” I looked at A. She had a paper spread out in her hand, showing a pinkish powder resembling sugar. Next to it, there was a small boxed package of the drug.

“Wow, it seems like it could have severe side effects, but it might uplift your mood, right?”

“Yes, the moment you take it, it turns a woman’s life into an estrous cycle.”

Up to this point, it sounded like an extremely dangerous drug. However…

“So, will it work on me?”

It may sound silly, but am I not already quite feminine? In fact, when subduing succubi, I barely resisted peeking at their genitals by pulling down their pants. I even barely restrained myself from thinking about going into Jerry’s robe and performing fellatio.

“Um… Would it feel better if taken during sex?”

“Oh.”

Not bad. Should I give it a try once?

“No, let’s first throw these guys into the orc herd and come back. Goblins easily let the offspring in front of the cave, but how about orcs?”

“It might be tough for a regular nest. But for the orcs in the ‘ranch,’ having a few extra kids shouldn’t be a problem.”

Ranch. It’s a term used for a farm where livestock is raised.

However, A didn’t explain what exactly they were treating as livestock. Since I knew, I made a guess, so A didn’t feel the need to explain.

In that ranch, humans were treated as livestock.

“I know of a ranch in this area. I’ll sneak in and take care of it, so don’t worry.”

“Oh, thank you. Without you, I would have been stuck doing childcare all alone.”

And that too while still being caught by Morus. Even if Azazel came alone, I couldn’t help but think that if she had, the demon she had turned into would have killed me outright.

Since she had returned to her senses somewhat, I wasn’t just a shameful existence to her as a demon.

“Ah, but there’s something important.”

Ei said as he sipped his beer. However, with beer foam splattered on his face, turning his white beard into a frothy mess, I couldn’t take it seriously and ended up laughing.

“Ahahaha!”

“An angel, no, a demon is trying to speak seriously, but you’re so mean!”

“Hmm~ So the demon speaks seriously with foam on his face? Come here, I’ll wipe it off for you.”

I wiped the foam from Ei’s lips with a smile in my eyes. But wait, Ei, your lips are pretty, aren’t they?

No, not just his lips, everything about him was beautiful. Although having a resemblance to a goddess in appearance was a flaw, without the colored glasses, Ei was a stunning beauty.

I approached Ei. No, it would be more accurate to say I was drawn towards him. Drawn by an unknown force like the North Pole to the South Pole, I moved closer.

Slowly but surely, I drew near. I wrapped my arm around Ei’s neck and closed my eyes gradually. Ei couldn’t have been unaware of my intentions, yet she didn’t resist. Instead, she also wrapped her arms around my waist.

“Mwah♡”

Our lips met.

“Mmm♡ Mwahh♡ Chuup, ahh♡ Mwahh♡”

Tongues intertwined, producing indecent sounds. Pressing our faces together, embracing each other so tightly that milk flowed from my breasts, we explored each other’s existence, even recognizing each other’s clitorises while engaging in fencing.

I slid my leg between Ei’s legs, and Ei reciprocated by placing her leg between mine. Then, Ei’s tail slowly made its way towards my vagina.

Squelch!

“Squelch?”

Squueeeaaal♡♡♡

“Eeeeek♡♡♡♡♡”

I pulled the umbilical cord with all my might, reveling in the pleasure of my entrails being drawn out, spraying milk and love juices while screaming obscenities.

“Ahaha, your kissing is lackluster♡ Put in more effort.”

Saying so, Ei blew magic into her tail, causing my umbilical cord to vanish, and she flew away holding the Orc brothers.

“…Well, since you’re my friend, I’ll forgive you. Oh, I forgot to hear the important story… Well, I can listen to it later.”

Watching Ei fly towards the night sky, I looked forward to the next time we’d play together, deciding to spend the day fulfilling, taking with me the gift (drug) Ei left behind.