episode_0022

“Why are you looking at me with such contemptuous eyes?”

“…No, it’s nothing. So, what should I call you now? Honestly, from the perspective of someone wielding a sword and shield, there aren’t many opponents who can match up.”

“Heh, sniff. No other weak opponents around?”

“Other weak opponents… I always try to fight against strong opponents, so I’m not sure… Or would you rather face a monster? Maybe you’re particularly weak against human opponents.

Even graduated senior hunters sometimes specialize in monster hunting or villain hunting, focusing on specific techniques.”

“Oh… that could be the case. Right. Maybe I’m just not used to facing human opponents. It might be easier to deal with monsters like slimes.”

“Even if you were to face a monster like a slime, do you have any striking moves?

Slimes are known to have high resistance against conventional physical attacks like slashing or stabbing.

Would you like to switch to a mace? Wait, can you even handle a mace properly with your strength?

If you mishandle a mace, you might end up hurting yourself.”

“Hmm, I thought slimes were the easiest to deal with. Then what about something else?”

“Let me introduce them one by one. Look here. This is a unique monster among insect types…”

“Ew, gross. Anything else?”

“Still, insect types are generally smaller and easier to deal with. While most of them are flying types, take a look at this one.

Insect types are mostly flying creatures and have this appearance. Hmm, many of them possess poison or paralysis toxins.

Especially as a male, you need to watch out for paralysis toxins. You might already know this, but…

These insect monsters simply kill and eat females, but with males, they… keep them alive and take them to their insect queen for continuous fertilization.

Feeding them honey and royal jelly, sometimes even the queen’s secretions and milk.”

“Ugh…”

“Well, other guys also find it repulsive. The queen looks like this.”

“…Huh? This is the queen? She’s pretty, isn’t she? Quite alluring? If she’s the queen, maybe I stand a chance… My member is reacting…”

The queen resembled a beautiful woman wearing a beekeeper hat and bee-themed lingerie, cosplaying as a bee.

Her face was lovely, and her chest and hips were attractive. My member reacted. Seeing my member radar twitch, she was indeed a beauty.

“What are you saying, you perverted little brat. You weren’t seriously thinking about getting involved with a monster, were you? Seriously disgusting.”

“…”

“Ugh, having this as my first encounter, could this be the flaw in my life…

So, besides insect types, this is a carnivorous plant-type monster. It devours captured women with digestive fluids,

and men… um, it keeps them trapped inside itself and extracts semen as a seed juice.”

“Seed juice?”

“Or in other words, sperm. For men, um, maybe it’s better to consider suicide at the last moment….

Some lucky ones manage to escape being trapped, but their minds are already shattered….

Just like when caught by insect types, the reproductive mana link is handled roughly by monsters, causing mental breakdowns,

even if they manage to escape being trapped, men can’t have normal pregnancies or childbirth. But the mental aspect is more concerning.

They become addicted to monster and demon secretions, venturing recklessly into forests or danger zones to indulge.”

Wow, it’s a world of gender-reversed adult games where even the explicit parts of monsters are switched between genders…

In the adult games world I lived in, men devoured women and used them as seed receptacles.

But why do all these monsters look the same way?

It’s like they’re all shaped similarly for the adult game world, feeling dissatisfied because they can’t exploit male semen.

“The internal structure of plant-type monsters looks like this. There’s a main body inside. It resembles a female form.

This female form within the plant-type monster is the core, responsible for impregnating offspring with male semen inside the plant.”

However…, the monsters who collect semen all looked pretty alike.

…Maybe, I could do it too.

Even if I were to be caught by a monster collecting semen, it might not be that bad.

“Oh… this one’s pretty too? Maybe I could handle this one too…. Ouch! Why did you hit me! Ouch, it hurts like hell! Stop it!”

As I hesitated while looking at the monsters,

Choi Seo-a grimaced and struck me several times with a honeyed bat.

It hurts like hell.

“You hit me because it hurts. …Sigh…, you won’t make it. Just stick to dealing with humans.”

“Hey, Seo-a. Then can’t you add one ordinary female villain without weapons?”

“Without weapons? Isn’t that too easy a condition? Well, then can I bring in two?”

“2, 2 people…?”

“Why are you getting scared?”

“…Ah, no, suddenly why two… it should be one….”

“Then let’s have one ordinary female villain and one ordinary male villain.

Surely adding one ordinary man won’t make things worse for villains, right? What do you think?”

“…O-Okay.”

So, one ordinary female villain without weapons and one ordinary male villain.

Hmm, I think I can easily beat them.

After all, they have no weapons against me.

Choi Seo-a manipulates the virtual reality device in the training facility.

Suddenly, I found myself back in the gray urban area.

Unlike before, there were no villains in sight,

Did I come in first to give preparation time?

-“Oh, hey. I got an urgent call now. I’ll put in the villains for you. Deal with them appropriately.”-

“Huh? What? …A call? No, you should save me if I lose again!”

Choi Seo-a seemed to ignore my words and disappeared.

No, what do I do if I lose again….

Eventually, a woman and a man appeared before me.

They looked like ordinary people.

They were probably the ordinary female villain and ordinary male villain.

Of course, the woman still looked slightly pretty. This time, she had a large and voluptuous chest.

Although they looked ordinary and plain like the previous female villain, they had a decent appearance for ordinary people.

The male villain pretended to be cute, trying to link arms with the female villain like a couple,

But the female villain, seeming annoyed, pushed his arm away and told him to stop.

Oh, she’s a tough female villain.

In this world of gender role reversal, it was the first time I had seen a woman begging a man like that.

Usually, women would be the ones begging men.

“Aww, you’re so mean.”

The ordinary male villain cursed, sounding frustrated.

Knowing they were virtual beings didn’t stop the surge of anger.

I should kill them right away.

“Shut up. When did I say I’d spare you, you bastard.”

And the female villain was even tougher.

They seemed like a couple but apparently weren’t.

“Can’t you see us? I’m a hunter.”

“Hunter?!”

The male and female villains were surprised by my appearance.

Despite being there from the beginning, they hadn’t noticed me with a sword and shield….

Truly at the level of ordinary people….

Brandishing my shield and sword, I shouted righteously.

“I’ll spare you if you repent and bow down. This sword shows no mercy. Hehehe, hohoho.”

“…Damn, don’t act up. I feel like you’ll spare me if I bow down and then stab me in the back.”

“Why are you asking about my laughter?”

Unbelievable.

How dare they comment on my laughter.

This is an insult to me.

Anyway, negotiations have failed.

I threatened them with my shield and sword.

Upon which the female and male villains exclaimed.

“You cowardly hunter! We don’t even have weapons, yet you threaten us with yours? Let’s fight fair and square!”

“Yeah, if you’re a hunter, let’s fight fair and square, you trash loser! Right, sis?”

“Oh, damn, get lost. Aren’t you ashamed as a hunter anyway?”

The female and male villains kept on cursing.

I never even farted.

“Damn, but these programs, NPCs and such talk so much trash? Soon they’ll be asking about my parents’ well-being with their dirty jokes…”

Deciding to handle things one by one, I first set my sights on the weak-looking male villain who was whining like a coward.

As I swung my sword, he screamed and ran away.

Damn, his dodging skills are top-notch.

This guy’s screaming like a girl, “Kyaa! Kyaa!” while acting like a total jerk, provoking me like crazy.

“Kyaaa!”

“Damn it, you bastard! Stop screaming like a girl in a manly situation! It’s so damn loud!”

“Kyaaa!”

“Ah, you damn bastard!”

I vigorously wielded my sword, feeling the tide turning in my favor.

Suddenly, the female villain vanished from my sight and sneakily charged at me from behind before delivering a shoulder attack.

“Kwack!”

I was caught off guard by the female villain’s sudden attack from behind.

As I half-turned towards the sound of her approaching, it was already too late.

“Ugh! My weapon!”

In her surprise attack, the female villain’s first move towards me was to snatch my weapon.

Caught off guard and stumbling from the attack, I struggled to prevent her from taking my weapon, but the male villain swiftly approached, kicking my hand and causing me to completely lose grip of it.

“Shi…t…”

“Hahaha! You’re done for now.”

While the male villain was distracted, he fell victim to the female villain’s surprise attack.

I couldn’t help but think there was no bigger idiot than him.

I was the epitome of idiocy among idiots.

If Choi Seo-ah were to witness this, she would probably look at me with even more disdain.

But now that it had come to this, all I could expect was defeat.

I might end up getting beaten up or even assaulted like earlier.

“…Seo-ah! H-help me! Ugh, help me!!”

There was no response to my desperate plea.

The only reaction was the busty female villain who had successfully disarmed me, straddling over me.

With my weapon completely taken away, the female villain now held my shield and sword.

Beside her, the male villain was trying to act cute with his arms crossed, while I knelt before them, reflecting on my actions.

“I will never disrespect the villains again.”

I said, kneeling with my hands raised.

“Again. Speak louder. And introduce yourself.”

“A pathetic hunter like me! I will never disrespect the villains again! I’m sorry!”

“Good. Now shout that 100 times. Begin.”

“Understood! A pathetic hunter like me! I will never disrespect the villains again! I’m sorry!”

I endured all sorts of humiliation before them.

Kneeling and declaring defeat 100 times, lying prostrate and declaring defeat 100 times.

Even in a state of complete vulnerability, I declared defeat 100 times.

And there was that damn male villain, laughing and filming the whole thing.

Damn, I knew it was virtual reality, but it still felt damn real.

How could they make a virtual reality program this immersive?

The female villain, who had orchestrated all kinds of humiliations, grew increasingly bored and pushed her knife towards me and the male villain.

“Hmm, how boring. Hey, you two, fight each other. Without weapons.”