episode_0021

“Because I am practicing… It’s the best time. Yes, welcome to the Northern Fortress.”

In a huge hall, a woman sitting on a fancy chair welcomed the guests.

“Think of it as your home and rest comfortably. You can sit down for the rest of your life. There is always a shortage of wizards.”

The woman, who appeared to be in her 30s at most, seemed to be slightly older and spoke in a slightly old-fashioned manner.

The red-haired wizard, Bianca, thanked her for her hospitality.

“Thank you for your hospitality, Duke.”

Bianca kneels on one knee and slightly bows her head. Although she had a sad expression on her face, her mind was actually full of other thoughts.

‘under···. ‘What am I doing here…’

A martial arts practice that began to soothe the pain of heartbreak. A month had already passed, but the boy still could not be erased from her mind.

I tried to soothe my complicated feelings by finding a similar-looking slave, but I couldn’t find a slave that looked like the boy anywhere.

-Pink hair…? Does a head like that exist in the world?

In the end, she went on a trip alone, and eventually came to the Northern Fortress.

“I’ll give you my room, so you can go and rest.”

“Thank you.”

Bianca tried to leave the hall. But suddenly the duke seemed to think of something and grabbed her.

“Oh, now that I think about it, you were friends with my daughter, right?”

“······Not friends, just acquaintances.”

“I heard that you stopped by the mansion a while ago. If that’s enough, you’re a friend.”

The duke laughed and then asked.

“Okay. How is my daughter doing?”

The Duke’s words reminded her of a memory she wanted to forget, and she answered slightly bluntly.

“······Yes, they are living very well. With my fiance.”

However, the duke’s expression changed strangely after hearing her words. It was as if he had heard something absurd that should not exist.

“Fiance…?”

The duke’s panicked voice echoed through the hall.

***

“Oh, I’m bored~ I’m bored~”

I couldn’t stand being bored.

A month has passed since my senior left. What did you do in the past month? Surprisingly, nothing was done. I just worked all day. A servant job under the pretense of taking groom lessons, and sex work with a crazy bitch. That was it. I was so bored I felt like I was going crazy.

Life was so boring that the most fun thing to do in my repetitive life was having sex with a crazy girl.

Actually, when work is hard, I don’t think about anything else, but because I have nothing to do, I do think about other things. The work was so comfortable. Most of the work is done within an hour of going to work.

There was nothing to do, and whenever I tried to go somewhere, the crazy bitch caught me, so I spent most of my time waiting blankly next to the crazy bitch until I got home from work.

One day, I hated it so much that I secretly ran away. However, she was immediately caught by the head maid.

I struggled.

-Woah, this is so cruel! How dare you do this to your master’s fiancé! I couldn’t take my hands off!! Where are you taking me?

-I think it’s time to go. To the room of truth…

Taken to the Room of Truth.

From then on, I couldn’t run away and just waited around all day.

At first, I was just standing there and counting the dust, but after some time, I just lay down on the ground and rolled around.

rolling around

Humans are creatures of adaptation, and they found the best way to relieve boredom by checking the floor cleaning status.

Hehehe…! Rolling…!

The head maid was very upset when she saw me rolling around on the office floor, but she didn’t do anything because the crazy bitch was looking at me happily.

As I rolled around day after day, I thought. They say I’m going to go mental if I stay here. I think I should at least go on a refreshing trip…

***

“Hey. Give me a vacation.”

Today again, I boldly asked for a vacation from my vicious employer who came into my room and forced me to do high-intensity sex work.

“······You went there a month ago…”

“Is that a fucking vacation? Where in the world can you go on vacation with your employer?”

I continued to pester the crazy bitch with my fist.

“Give me my vacation~ I think I’m going to go mental while I’m here~ Give it to me, give it to me~”

Although she didn’t particularly dislike my punching, the crazy bitch suggested it to me.

“Then shall we go on a trip together…?”

“Hmm… Travel?”

A crazy bitch who suggests we go on a trip together. It was a little tempting. It seemed like he would follow me wherever I went anyway, so it didn’t seem like a bad idea to go on a trip with him. The good thing about going with a crazy bitch is that the crazy bitch pays all the money.

Even on my last trip, I felt like a god thanks to this crazy girl who bought me this if I wanted to buy this, and bought that if I wanted to buy that. All the merchants in the city worshiped me like a god. I held my head high and enjoyed their worship…

Anyway, as I remembered that time, it seemed like a good offer. I nodded.

the crazy bitch asked.

“Where do you want to go…?”

After thinking for a moment, I answered.

“Hmm… North? Because I’ve never seen snow.”

“Northern part…”

The crazy bitch frowned slightly. A somewhat troubled expression. Come to think of it, the Calstein territory was in the north. It seemed like he didn’t want to go to a familiar place.

But it wasn’t my business. I wanted to see snow.

In the end, the crazy bitch who was groaning reluctantly spoke.

“Okay… Let’s leave tomorrow…”

“Yay!”

I was excited to see snow. The crazy bitch was so excited that she naturally reached out to my lower body.

***

“Rene, please take care of me…”

“Don’t worry, lady.”

The next day, me and the crazy bitch left for the North. After arriving in the northern city through the warp gate, I bought my clothes and various other items. The crazy bitch said she had a villa, so I was thinking of going there.

The northern city felt quite interesting. First of all, the people passing by were unusual. There were many people wearing unique fur hats, and many were drunk, perhaps because they all liked drinking.

However, there was no case of drunk customers arguing with us. It was because of a crazy bitch. Strangely, when people see a crazy bitch, they get startled and become polite.

The store owners were strangely cautious towards the crazy bitch, but it didn’t seem to be because of the crazy bitch’s beautiful appearance. This was because I could see an unknown feeling of awe or fear in their eyes.

Anyway, we packed our bags, took a carriage, and arrived at the villa.

It was an old-fashioned mansion located in a snowy mountain. Although it was a remote place with nothing around, the natural scenery was outstanding.

“Welcome, lady.”

“······.”

About 3 to 4 employees came out to meet us. They seemed to be the employees who managed the villa.

But suddenly, the crazy bitch granted vacation time to the villa’s occupants. He was a crazy bitch who told those who were in trouble that it was okay and even gave them a big bonus to get some rest.

In the end, the employees left the mansion with expressions of ‘Is this okay?’

I was mad at the crazy bitch. There must be a lot of work to do in the mansion, but it was a whining about what to do if all the employees were sent out.

I said I would cook because I had groceries, but it was difficult to do other things alone. I was on vacation in the first place, so does it make sense for me to come all the way here and work?

But the crazy bitch smiled as if it was okay.

Oh, you crazy bitch…!

It happened anyway. I just gave up and quickly unpacked. I wanted to go out into the yard. It was because I saw a lot of snow piled up when I came in earlier. Actually, my body has been itching since a while ago.

“Wow!!”

I came out into the yard and dived into the snow that was almost up to my knees.

The eyes I had only seen in books were more interesting than I thought. It felt like a soft bed, but it also became hard when lumped together.

“Hahahahaha!”

I couldn’t help but laugh. I felt like my mind, exhausted from the treadmill of everyday life, was being recharged. After all, people need to rest periodically.

I had fun making snowmen and moving my body around on the floor to make angels.

“······.”

A crazy girl with a happy motherly smile approached her as if she wanted to play with her, but she threw a snowball and chased her away.

‘Get away from me, you bitch.’

‘Hiing…’

The crazy bitch returned to the mansion with a downcast expression.

After defeating the enemy commander, I had fun playing alone for a while. Then, something cold fell on my face as I lay on the floor.

“?”

“What is this?” I looked at the sky and saw something pure white falling down. I had a hunch. That’s snow. That’s how it all piled up and became this.

I thought it was a good idea to come to the North. If I hadn’t come here, I would never have felt this emotion in my life.

I felt the snow piling up on my face and enjoyed the afterglow.

······

After being hit in the eyes like that for about 5 minutes, the emotion disappeared and I thought I was going to freeze to death if I stayed like this.

The snow was cold.

In the end, I entered the mansion shivering.

***

But inside the mansion we entered.

The maid, who had obviously all left, was waiting for me.

It was a crazy year.

Finally, as if she was crazy, she was wearing a maid uniform.

It was also a sexy maid’s uniform that was so small that her panties were visible even when she stood still, almost like lingerie.

The crazy bitch bowed her head politely and said hello. While exposing her cleavage.

“Are you here, master…”

And then the crazy bitch spits out crazy things. I was so upset that I shot the crazy bitch.

“Are you senile? What kind of master is this? What does it look like?”

“Because it’s vacation… I will take care of Theo… Order anything…”

Now I realize why the workers were kicked out. The crazy bitch had a plan. I don’t know when it was designed, but it was truly a meticulous year.

The crazy bitch told me.

“Do you want to take a bath…? Or… me first…?”

A crazy bitch blushing as if she was embarrassed.

I spoke firmly to the blushing crazy girl.

“Bathing. Fuck you.”