episode_0020
by fnovelpiaIt felt cheap.
I wondered what that little bastard would do to Hyeji.
Maybe that’s why my fist was stuck in the face of that little bastard as if possessed.
The result is a single hawk flying far away.
The female students who followed the elf all quickly ran in the direction the elf had flown away from.
However, it was not long before the nobleman came to his senses, compared to the extent of their fuss.
I was quite surprised at how quickly he woke up.
‘I tried to put him to sleep until the end, but I was determined.’
The nobleman kept touching his face for a while as if the spot where he had been hit was so sore.
Then he started glaring at me fiercely.
“What the hell are you doing, you piece of trash?”
“I have a disease that I can’t stand when I see a fucking kid. You understand, you little punk.”
“The short-lived chick is talking so long about wanting to die!”
At that moment, the students in the classroom began to murmur.
The classroom became more noisy than ever before.
“Those earrings are the symbol of the High Elves! I get it! I’m Lucianer, the eldest son of the Pond Leaf Tribe!!”
“When you entered the academy this time, you entered as a first-year gold rank student?”
“If it’s Lucian, then he’s the number one representative candidate to welcome the World Tree, right?”
“By the way, this year’s World Tree Welcome Representative Selection will be held here at the Academy. I guess they came to promote it!!”
“Hey, it’s not election season yet.”
If I summarize what I heard in the conversation, it was something like this.
Lucianer.
Commonly known as Lucian. A high elf who stands out among the elves.
Coincidentally, he is the number 1 symbol for the selection of World Tree Representatives to be held at the Academy.
The students’ murmuring did not stop.
Of course, no iron-ranked person would have thought of striking a high elf in the face.
“Then, did you come to see Hyeji like you said at the beginning?”
“But that kid just hit a high elf in the face?”
“Are you personally testing how far you can go?”
“What a thorough experimental spirit. That’s a research student’s angle, angle.”
“See you later, last one.”
I’ve organized the information further.
The fact that Lucian was interested in Hyeji, who defeated Jeong Ah-yeon.
So the reason I came today was to take Hyeji as my wife.
Finally, out of nowhere, I barged in and slapped him in the face.
“Tell me in detail why you dared to attack me, you short-lived bastard.”
Lucian was growling at me.
It was an understandable reaction, seeing a crazy guy I had never seen before suddenly slap me in the face.
‘Damn, that was a sudden punch.’
But what can I do when my hands have been born with an impulse fist?
Logic doesn’t work.
So it leads to an emotional fight.
“You raped Hyeji with those dirty eyes.”
“What, what are you talking about that makes no sense!!!”
“Sob sob! Shinwoo, that elf tried to rape me. Aaaah.”
“You saw that, El Nam-chung-ah? You attempted rape, so don’t do that anymore and go back quickly. ”
As expected, it was Hyeji.
He quickly noticed what I was saying and immediately responded with a perfect response.
Oh, I admit it.
Hyeji, you are a true supporter.
Because of Hyeji’s words, the gazes of the group of women who were looking at Lucian suddenly turned cold.
Lucian began to explain busily.
He desperately and passionately insisted that he was not a rapist.
“Master…Rape is bad.”
“No! I just want to take the woman who beat Jeong Ah-yeon as my wife.”
“No matter how much you try to get a new wife, it’s not rape.”
“You’re really going too far. Is rape that thrilling even when we’re there?”
“It wasn’t rape, I just tried to kiss her!!!”
“Yeah…I guess so.”
Lucian’s wives who roughly agree with each other.
Meanwhile, Hyeji overheard their conversation and was taken aback.
Hyeji then starts screaming with a look of anger on her face.
◦ ◦ What are you kissing?
The female students were so overwhelmed by Hyeji’s appearance that they couldn’t say anything.
Only Lucian walked slowly towards Hyeji again, as if nothing had happened.
“Let me formally introduce myself. I am Lucianer, the eldest son of the Pond Leaf Tribe. Kim Hye-ji, I have come to take you as my 24th wife.”
Although it was dignified, the tone was still arrogant.
Hyeji responded by raising her hand while looking at Lucian.
“If you’re going to fuck, go fuck the fuckers behind you.”
“The rougher it is, the sweeter its fruit tends to be.”
” Do you have a fuck?
“Don’t worry. I’ve seen plenty of women like you.”
He was not someone I could communicate with at all.
Lucian just says whatever he wants to say.
Hyeji appealed to me with an angry expression.
“Shinwoo, this kid won’t listen to me, so there’s no answer, fucking shit.”
“I did the same thing when I fought Magal.”
“This is driving me crazy, damn it.”
At that moment, I had an epiphany.
Finally, Hyeji can understand my position.
“Now I get it. We are finally Tomodachi.”
“What are you talking about? We are already the best Tomodachi.”
“Get out of here! Where would a being worse than a bug fit in!”
Lucian, who was trying to ask Hyeji to do something, growled at me, not liking being interrupted.
But to my eyes, it’s just a Chihuahua with long ears.
I grabbed Hyeji’s shoulder and pulled her towards me, then faced Lucian.
“At the point where he gets hit by a bug and flies away, he’s already at the level of top Lucian. Do you agree?”
“You dare to speak my name? I am a noble being who is destined to welcome the World Tree!”
“You’re probably a ‘candidate’ for the World Tree, you idiot. And if you say that wrong, it’s a violation of election law.”
“Shut up!!!!!”
I pointed to Lucian’s earring with the hand that wasn’t holding Hyeji.
“And those earrings, they say they’re pond leaves, but no matter how I look at them, aren’t they water dropwort leaves?”
“Do not insult our tribal symbol!!! This is a lotus flower!!!”
This is bullshit.
There is no such thing as dog whining.
“Lotus is fucking crazy. If it’s a lotus, it would have been pink. You can tell it’s a lotus at a glance..”
“Our tribe focused on lotus petals, not flowers, and that’s why we made this pattern!!!”
“You must have whined and asked to be made a high elf while cleaning up the Bureokjam. You can tell just by looking at it.”
“…..That, that can’t be true.”
Lucian stuttered as if he had been stabbed in the back.
Anyway, I unintentionally realized that the little punk in front of me was a worker who was removing bee pollack.
To convey this happy fact to Hyeji, I looked at Hyeji who had been pulled towards me a little while ago.
It’s broken.
Hyeji is broken.
Hyeji, who was held in my arms, had strangely dizzy eyes.
Hyeji, whose face was as red as her hair, was just letting out a shrill moan in my arms.
Hyeji? Why are you broken?
You haven’t used it yet except when you were fighting with Jeong Ah-yeon.
Why is it broken already!
Chiiko!! Don’t you recognize me?
He glared at Lucian while hugging Hyeji, who had not yet come to her senses.
At that moment, an old cat with white whiskers was seen by the window.
Lucian suddenly distorted his face when he saw the old cat and said.
“Ha! That cat must have lived a little over 10 years, but it’s not on the same level as you beast!”
“If a cat lives for 10 years, is it a human? It’s just a piece of shit.”
“10 years for a cat is 56 years for a human. Can’t I pay tribute to someone with more experience than you?”
“How old are you to be acting like this?”
Lucian began to laugh as if he had been waiting for me to speak.
Lucian shouted at me, pointing his finger at me.
“Don’t be surprised. I’m 150 years old, something you short-lived bastards can’t even dream of. From now on, use honorifics with me!”
“Really?”
This time it’s my turn to attack.
“Hey you idiot, I’m 20 years old. If I were an elf, I’d be about 160 years old?”
“……Huh?”
Lucian was speechless for a moment.
I continued the offensive without stopping.
“‘Huh?’ You piece of shit. I’m 160 years old in elf years and you don’t use formal language? A 10 year age gap is just friends? ”
“That’s not it…That’s not it.”
“Then fuck, from now on, whenever you see me, always be polite. If you don’t want to lose.”
“Uh, uh, yes….I understand.”
“Okay. Go.”
So Lucian led his group back.
An hour later.
Once again the front door opened violently, and Lucian rushed in through the gap.
“How dare you fool me!!!!!!!!”
“Damn, where the hell are you telling me your age in human terms to some asshole? I’m gonna beat you up.”
“What a funny thing to do!”
It was Lucian who immediately extended his right hand towards us.
As Lucian muttered something, a sudden gust of wind blew into the classroom.
The students all started to panic.
Meanwhile, Lucian looked straight at me and muttered darkly.
“You don’t know the fear of spirits!”
“Hey, but is your job like a spirit master?”
“That’s right!! Are you scared now!!”
It wasn’t scary.
That would be true.
“No, isn’t that spirit that you’re talking about just a freeloader?”
“……What?”
That’s because the spirit master is unemployed.
The strong wind has stopped.
And then the silence came out of nowhere.
Lucian opened his mouth to see that he was still dumbfounded by what he had just heard.
“Listen, you little bastard. Do you know what unemployed people in Korea say when you ask them what their job is?”
“How would I know something like that!”
“Because it’s a side job, I’m calling myself a ‘freelancer’ or ‘individual investor’.”
“What does that mean!”
Lucian answered my questions point by point, grinning.
Regardless, I continued speaking calmly.
“Elfs have various occupations, right? Cooks, civil servants, scouts, etc. ”
“That’s right.”
Lucian agreed with what I said with trembling eyes.
I guess this kid was also a freeloader.
“In the end, it’s embarrassing to say I’m unemployed, so I say I know how to use spirits.”
For a moment, Lucian’s mouth was shut.
Then Lucian shouts again in a hurry.
“No!!! A spirit master is definitely not a freeloader!!”
“There’s a lot to say about the Koitsu knit topicwww”
It was Kyou-Kyo who was watching from next to Hye-Ji.
He was pointing at Lucian and laughing at him, wondering when he ever adapted to this stupid academy.
At the same time, Hyeji began to join the fight as if she could not lose to the students.
“Shinwoo, can you see the spirit?”
“I can’t see it? Is it really there?”
“It seems only the good elves can see it.”
“The spirit is here now!!!!”
A gust of wind suddenly blew as if to assert its presence.
That doesn’t mean our mouths stopped opening.
“Anyway, spirits exist, Hyeji.”
“It’s time to stop having imaginary friends after they turn 8~.”
Lucian trembled and took out his anger on us.
“You can’t even handle the spirits as well as a spirit master, yet you open your mouth so well!!!”
“It’s the same as Koreans bragging about how much they eat kimchi~.”
“Empire of Japan also eats sushi wellwww”
But it was only met with a strong counterattack.
In particular, Kyou-Kyou’s additional attack was quite sharp.
If you can deal that much damage, you have the makings of a hunter.
“Hyeji, spirit magic is an S-class technique that controls nature!”
“What the hell? You can’t even beat a B-class Hell Waterfall, so you’re applying for a S-class spirit technique? You brat with no conscience. ”
“You have to be on good terms with Chidori to use spirit magicwww”
“Spirit…I raised it…”
“Ugh. Don’t……insult the spirit, please.”
Tears began to form in Lucian’s eyes.
Then, out of nowhere, a breeze blew.
It looks like the spirit is trying to comfort Lucian in his own way.
Lucian wiped his tears and looked at Hyeji and spoke confidently.
“I will definitely take you as my wife. I will come back again and again.”
“Shut your mouth, you fucking punk.”
“Spirit Park, get out quickly.”
“Embarrassing knit, go back quicklywww”
As we continued to interfere with Lucian’s love affairs, Lucian twisted his face and scolded me.
“Is that bitch your bitch?”
“No, that’s not it.”
“But why are you interfering!!!”
“Why? Because it’s fun.”
“이, 이, 개새끼가!!!”
Lucian’s anger reached a critical point, and his eyes began to turn bloodshot.
However, Lucian quickly ran away, convinced that he had no chance of winning.
“I will definitely kill you! Kim Hye-ji, prepare to become my wife!!!”
After saying lines like a third-rate villain, the nobleman left.
Still, that was fortunate.
I mean, I stopped that tough little shit from bothering Hyeji.
I spoke to Hyeji to receive her compliments.
“Hyeji, did I do well?”
“……Shut up, you piece of shit.”
Somehow Hyeji’s reaction was cold.
Hyeji just stared at me with her eyes wide open as if she was going to kill me.
“Koitswww You have zero sense of humorwwww”
After Kyou-Kyo finished speaking, Hye-Ji and I said nothing more.
It would be more correct to say that it couldn’t be done.
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