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After a brief orientation.

I summoned Lulu to the rooftop.

“Ugh, ugh… a little slower, please…”

“Cut the crap, get up here now…!”

The word “summoned” wasn’t quite accurate.

I’d dragged her up here roughly, avoiding the eyes of others.

Soon, the vast sky spread out before us.

I tossed her over the railing somewhere on the rooftop.

*Thud!*

“How did you find this place?”

“…Secret♡”

Yeah, frankly, someone like her is manageable.

She’s a bit unhinged, but she can think straight.

The important thing is.

“Who else knows?”

“Hee hee, if you don’t tell me… I’ll suffer terribly again…♡”

Damn it, seriously.

I grabbed Lulu’s neck tightly.

“Spit it out before I make you.”

“G-g-g-going to be raped-”

“Do you really want to die?”

Holding her neck, I lifted her and extended her over the railing.

Lulu dangled from my arm, kicking her legs.

The cadets walking below were visible.

A full five stories high.

A normal person would definitely die if they fell.

“S-se-sexual… play-”

Yet, water flowed between this crazy woman’s legs.

It wasn’t urine, judging by its clarity.

Knowing I wouldn’t kill her, Lulu was simply enjoying the situation.

This won’t do.

I threw her back onto the rooftop.

*Bam* – *Thud*.

“Ugh-cough, haa… haa…♡Scared…?”

“Just answer my questions.”

“…Amateur♡”

Lying on the rooftop, clutching her forehead and gasping for breath, Lulu’s tongue flickered like a live fish.

As long as she can talk, it’s fine…

“What about your troupe leader job?”

“Quit it♡”

“…….”

Ah, headache.

Let’s just not try to understand.

She’s just a fiery female beast in front of me.

A fire-attribute bitch… like Cerberus from hell, but with only one head.

“Why are you here?”

“I came to bang the princess♡”

“…Shit.”

Does this crazy woman have her brain in her womb?

Every word that comes out of her is unfiltered drivel.

I really wanted to kill her right now and eliminate future problems, but that’s impossible since I’ve already assumed my position as an instructor.

Honestly, she hasn’t harmed me in any way.

If handled correctly, she could turn out to be a useful asset.

“Hey.”

“Yes♡”

“If you don’t listen to what I say from now on, I won’t give you any dick.”

“Yes♡”

A brain controlled by the vagina means that if you conquer the vagina, you conquer the brain.

In fact, after the ‘nomadic’ statement, Lulu started following me like a well-behaved dog.

“So, who told you I was here?”

“I heard the castle maids gossiping.”

“Ugh, those maids…”

I knew those girls spread rumors and leaked information quickly.

But I didn’t expect to be stabbed in the back like this again.

I strongly felt the need to send a letter and use ‘that skill’ again.

[Moral Reproof], that is.

“…Anyone else know? Did you come with someone?”

“I came alone…”

“Alone.”

When I trailed off, I forcefully demanded the next word, and Lulu hesitated, as if she knew something.

For a moment.

As soon as I pointed to the space between my legs, she blurted it out.

“Sir Aspi Lichtein is also a newly appointed instructor this semester.”

“Who’s that?”

“…Don’t you know?”

Aspi?

It sounds like a woman’s name, and if she’s a knight, is she someone from our order?

I pointed to my crotch again.

“She’s a female knight with green hair, uses wind magic, and is an excellent swordsman.”

“Is that all?”

“I don’t know much about her…”

Hmm… who is that…

I was confident in remembering faces and names (being a die-hard fan of the original work).

But this person wasn’t in my mental database.

There wasn’t even a character with similar attributes in the original.

While I was pondering, Lulu gave me a suspicious smile.

“Why?”

“No, it’s just… hehehe… right, that’s right… it was a lie… the princess doesn’t remember anything…”

“What?”

“No way♡”

Haah… how did this relationship come to be?

Surely, at our first meeting, my expectations were boosted by rose-tinted glasses.

Let’s assume that.

Even if she’s rotten, she was my top pick.

But now.

“Hehe- dick♡ Amateur dick♡”

How did I become such an idiot…?

Even if I was the one who added the sex scene, I never thought it would make me this stupid.

“Haaaa…”

I sighed deeply, as if my breath could pierce the floor and reach the first floor.

And then.

*Creak-*

The rooftop door opened, and someone walked out.

“…Sister? …Teacher?”

I was half-lying on the floor and greeted Yuri.

“Welcome.”

“…What’s wrong?”

Yuri made a meaningful expression, looking at me leaning against the wall, my eyes slightly teary.

Her gaze then shifted to the figure sprawled beside me.

“Teacher, what are you doing…”

“I don’t know. The floor just feels good.”

“Uhehe…”

We sighed for a while as if the world was ending.

It was a shitty situation, but our immediate goals were clear.

While keeping an eye on Aspi, the knight instructor, I needed to figure out how to use Lulu to get closer to Eve.

I’m not worried about them spilling my identity, for now.

Lulu is my dog, it doesn’t matter.

When I asked her about Aspi’s potential danger, she kept shaking her head, saying there was nothing to worry about.

I don’t know the exact reason… but with future sex on the line, would she lie here?

The important thing is.

First, I must solidify my position as ‘Narias Philbrogue’ in this Naifrantz Academy.

That’s how I can gather reliable allies who won’t be swayed by such incitement(?).

And I believe the preparations for that are complete.

“Lulu.”

“Yes… Master.”

“…!!”

Yuri flinched, noticing the shift in our relationship.

“Tell me everything about the curriculum this semester, especially the next few weeks.”

“Uh… um, that…”

Mumbling and scratching her head.

Lulu smacked her own head and laughed.

“I forgot♡”

“Damn it, really—”

“Ah, the materials are in the staff room, I’ll send you a copy later.”

“You know the schedule for today and tomorrow. Tell me that first, everything you know.”

She squeezed her brain again and explained the upcoming schedule.

Hmm, let’s summarize.

Today is basic theory, only textbooks.

Tomorrow is advanced theory with a demonstration.

And practical training and sparring three days later.

Clean and good.

I called Yuri over to consult and plan for the future.

“Hmm, that would be nice. I wanted to do it with my sister…”

“It can’t be helped. To find a suitable opponent, I have to do it with Eve.”

“Hmph. I’ll practice magic diligently too!”

Kek.

This small jealousy gives me incredible satisfaction.

Already half-hard thanks to Lulu, I hugged Yuri and whispered in her ear.

“If you have complaints, I’ll listen tonight?”

“…Yes.”

Yuri’s cheeks flushed softly.

I can’t help but gently caress her when I see this.

After informing Lulu of our plans, we left the rooftop.

“…Me?”

…

…

…

“That’s the end of today’s lecture. Everyone, good work.”

Whew…

Hiding my attributeless magic and studying general elemental magic is incredibly stressful.

Feels like using chopsticks with my left hand.

It can’t be helped.

This is essential for my future life, so it’s important to master it quickly.

I closed my book and called Yuri.

“Is our dorm room all set?”

“Yes. I did it yesterday.”

“Good. Let’s go for a walk and then have dinner slowly.”

Using my friendship with the headmaster, I asked him to put Yuri and me in the same room.

Call it corruption, I don’t care.

Frankly, how can a newlywed couple sleep in separate rooms?

Thank you, Headmaster!

That said.

I need to do what I have to do, so I looked at the seat where Eve was sitting.

“What? Where did she go again?”

Class just ended, and her seat was empty.

I approached a cadet sitting next to her.

“Do you know where Ista went?”

“Uh… she packed up her bag right after class and left.”

What’s she so busy with on the first day?

I was going to take a walk and have dinner with her.

I have to catch her early tomorrow…

“Oh well. It’ll be a date for just us tonight then.”

“Okay♡”

Yuri rubbed her cheek against my arm, her bag slung over her shoulder.

Oh, my puppy.

“Aah… This is nice.”

“With this scene, I could eat three bowls of rice…”

“Absolutely no intrusion from ‘that sex’!”

Leaving the excited guys to themselves, we went out for a royal date.

We visited the magic tool shop and cute accessory shops and looked around.

For dinner, we had steak and wine on the terrace of an upscale restaurant overlooking the royal city.

Slightly tipsy, we rubbed against each other, and ran back to the dorm.

“I can’t hold it.”

“Hmph-”

I lifted Yuri into my arms.

The lovely girl wrapped her arms around my neck and licked my ear.

“…Let’s do it in our room.”

“I can’t wait anymore…♡”

Blood rushed to my lower body.

Could I do it seven, no, eight times?

With a light step, we were entering our dorm when…

A cadet in pajamas stood at the front entrance.

“Excuse me, excuse me!!”

“…What is it?”

This must be…

“I-I am… Eve Ista’s roommate… She hasn’t come back yet, and I’m so worried…”

“It’s okay, don’t worry. That girl is strong.”

More importantly—I’m a little busy right now.

Hugging Yuri, I tried to walk past, but…

The cadet grabbed my collar tightly.

“What the hell, we’re busy—”

Frankly, I was going to ignore her, but…

Her hands were shaking violently.

Yuri whispered.

“Shall we just check the situation?”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m okay. Luring Eve in is your goal, right?”

The intoxication had faded from her cheeks, and she was looking directly into my eyes.

‘Yeah, it’s not just tonight.’

I released my hold, and Yuri hopped out of my arms.

“We’ll just do a quick search. Even if we can’t find her, she’ll come back.”

“Thank you, I really appreciate it…!”

“Alright. Just tell the dorm supervisor that we’ll be a little late.”

We loosened up, easily.

We gathered our mana.

“Let’s go.”