episode_0020

“I don’t understand life~”

Just last night, I stuffed myself with expensive beef that cost 100,000 won per serving until my stomach was about to burst.

But this morning, I’m having a convenience store lunch box that costs 6,000 won.

There’s a huge difference between yesterday’s feast and today’s meal, but I chuckle at the irony as I take a bite of soggy tonkatsu.

My phone starts ringing as I’m chewing on the lukewarm tonkatsu.

“Hmm? Who could it be?”

Since the only person who would contact me on a weekend is a bird, I take a sip of water before picking up my phone.

There’s a message.

[Team Leader Bae Jisoo]

[Was that you?]

It was a sentence missing many of the basic elements of communication, but I understood it instantly.

[Good morning, Team Leader. What’s up?]

As soon as I sent the message, the number 1 indicating that it was read disappeared, and a reply came back.

[Team Leader Bae Jisoo]

“No, just relax over the weekend and see you on Monday.”

“Sure. Have a good weekend, Team Leader.”

After casually setting down my phone, I take a bite of stir-fried kimchi.

“This is awkward~”

Although it seems like something I would do, my known ability in the world is [Separation].

In my head, there are many incidents where I’m accused of being the culprit, but realistically, it’s impossible.

I’ve edited enough movies and dramas to know how messed up reality can be.

“I should start hiding my abilities.”

Making a firm resolution, I take a bite of spinach side dish that I have no idea why it’s there.

After finishing the crunchy rice and leftover side dishes, I lie down on my bed, and one thought dominates my mind.

“I want to have sex.”

There’s no point in hiding it.

Before the company dinner ended last night, I instinctively summoned Kim Hanna’s buttocks that I had stored in the [Storage].

The buttocks appeared in the middle of the bed.

I’ve experimented with my ability in various ways, and even if I ejaculate into a copied vagina, it doesn’t matter.

While sensations are shared through copying, physical matter is not.

Even if I have sex, my semen won’t remain in the uterus or vagina.

If there were any evidence left, I would have been caught by the forensic team with traces of sperm or pubic hair.

“I’m glad condoms are not cheap.”

With a smirk, I lightly slapped Kim Hanna’s buttocks a few times, turning her pale skin red.

Since I copied her buttocks last night, there was a slight smell of urine from the vagina, but a vagina is a vagina, and it does its job well.

Placing my erect penis between the buttocks, I gently stimulated the clitoris and entrance with the glans, but without saliva or vaginal fluid, it didn’t go in smoothly.

But isn’t this stiffness also good?

Of course, from Kim Hanna’s perspective, with little sexual experience and no lubrication, it must be very painful, but I have no reason to care.

Pushing little by little, my entire penis entered her vagina.

Whether Kim Hanna was feeling pleasure or pain, her vagina seemed alive as my penis slid in smoothly.

“Ah, it feels so good.”

It’s tight and feels good now, but what if I spank her here?

Slap!

“Oh! This is it!”

It seemed like I would only ejaculate with the wriggling flesh of her vagina without moving my hips.

“You electric gorilla bitch. Develop my dick thoroughly in your vagina.”

As I thought of her shameless face and pitifully flat chest, I suddenly felt disgusted.

Slap!

Each time I hit her, her wriggling vagina felt too delicious.

After ejaculating three times inside Kim Hanna’s vagina using [Reverse], I delete her buttocks.

The collaboration of a pounding heart and throbbing headache made me feel sick, but the satisfaction of three consecutive ejaculations was undeniable.

Wiping off the semen foam on his dick with a wet tissue, he lay down on the bed.

“When the hell is my paycheck coming?”

He needed to drink the vitality potion quickly… Wait a minute?

Since his editing level had increased, wouldn’t it just copy automatically?

With a thought in mind, he entered the auction site and searched for the vitality potion.

“The most expensive one. The most expensive one!”

Checking the price, the most expensive certified vitality potion on the auction site was 3 trillion.

Effect guaranteed for 40 ejaculations upon consumption.

If he edited well, he could have 24 hours of sex with just 40 ejaculations, right? With that thought, he instinctively clicked [Copy].

“Screaaaam!!!”

Unable to bear the excruciating headache, he drooled and passed out.

Humans are truly foolish creatures.

When feeling unbearable pain, one should avoid it to be considered normal, but as time passes, the fear of that pain is forgotten.

Ultimately leading to repeating mistakes.

After 4 hours of unconsciousness, he regained his senses.

[Editing] LV.8

Can edit visible things.

“Are you kidding me?”

Still feeling the aftermath of overload, he got up from the floor, grabbing his throbbing head.

After wiping off the drool and urine from his unconscious state, he sat on a chair.

After copying and drinking a lower-grade recovery potion, he felt slightly better.

“Sigh… Should I pretend to be crazy and do self-harm labor?”

Just two more times, and he would reach level 10.

Since he gained additional abilities at level 5, it seemed likely that more would come at level 10.

Although he didn’t want to experience that damn pain again.

“Twice… Yes. Just two more times, and my life will be easier, right?”

Gathering his resolve, he looked at the 3 trillion potion on the monitor.

Taking a deep breath, he gulped it down, preparing for the impending shock, clenching his muscles.

Shouting [Copy].

“Damn it.”

Realizing that all his efforts to minimize the expected pain were futile.

“Screaaaam!!!!”

Continuing in endless agony, he ended up peeing and pooping himself.

At the age of 27, contemplating buying diapers, he cleaned up the mess.

Enduring the excruciating pain, he opened the window for fresh air.

Staggering to the chair, he thought, “Still… I did it.”

[Editing] LV.10

Can edit visible things.

[Specialty Selection]

1. 20% chance of automatic save for consumables

2. 20% reduction in mental consumption

3. Ability to use pencil tools

The reward for the hellish pain welcomed him.

The choices were not much different from last time.

Numbers 2 and 3 were the same, with only number 1 changed?

“Could it be… choosing a specialty changes things?”

Although he wanted to experiment, opportunities were too scarce.

“Anyway, the effect of number 1 is quite good.”

The biggest drawback of his ability was that his superpower was consumed to [Save] the copied item.

Although 20% was a low probability, if the copied item instantly became genuine?

If he copied a 1 trillion vitality potion, would it become genuine?!

Although he was curious about the pencil tool, the effect of number 1 was too good.

[Editing] LV.10

Can edit visible things.

LV.5 – 1 additional storage slot

LV.10 – 20% chance of automatic save for consumables

With the innocent heart of a child wanting to experiment with new abilities, he copied the lowest-grade fire elemental summoning scroll on his desk.

1st attempt failed.

2nd attempt failed.

3rd attempt failed.

4th attempt failed.

5th attempt failed.

…

12th attempt failed.

Finally, on the 13th attempt, automatic save was triggered, and he ended up with 2 genuine items.

And he realized.

“I should’ve gone with number 3… What a shitty probability game…”

He had made the wrong choice.

Shit, the Saturday soaked in piss has passed, and it’s now Sunday.

Just as I was about to spend another happy day eating out Kim Hanna’s pussy, my phone rang.

“Hello?”

[Are you resting well on the weekend?]

“Yes. Is the team leader also resting well?”

“Yeah. I called to tell you some good news.”

Could it be that the team leader is calling on a Sunday morning to share good news?

“Are you finally falling head over heels for my charm and asking me out on a date?”

“Oh, come on. I must be really sinful for trying to seduce a woman with a boyfriend.”

I blurted out nonsense as usual.

[A date… well, since it takes two to tango, it might make sense in a way.]

“Uh… what?”

I received an unexpected response.

“Hmph. Come to the office right now.”

As much as I hated the location being the office, spending time alone with a pretty woman on a Sunday sounded intriguing.

“I’ll be there right away!”

I couldn’t stand this.

I usually took the bus to work, but today I hailed a taxi.

I swiped my card, took the elevator, and hurried into the office, where Bae Jisoo was sitting at her desk, looking at her phone.

“You’re here early?”

“Yes! Where should we go first? A cafe? Restaurant? Or straight to a motel?!”

With a smile that seemed to be captivated by my bold charm, Bae Jisoo got up from her seat.

She always wore a suit during work hours, but today she was dressed casually.

A white shirt, but with skinny jeans that accentuated her pretty leg line.

With her slightly smiling face, she looked more like a college student than a 29-year-old.

‘Cutting off her boyfriend’s dick brought me this opportunity!!’

“I’ve chosen the date spot, is that okay with you?”

“Of course!”

“Let’s go.”

I followed her out of the office.

As we got into the elevator and she pressed the 10th floor button, I couldn’t help but ask, “Team leader? Isn’t the 10th floor the strategy conference room?”

“That’s right.”

Could it be?! Having steamy sex in the office on a deserted weekend?!

‘I never would have thought the team leader was so hungry for sex!!’

Should I buy some cheap stamina potion right now to increase the number of rounds?!

While seriously contemplating, we arrived at the 10th floor.

The door opened to an empty corridor.

An empty… corridor…?

“Huh? Isn’t today Sunday?”

“Yeah.”

“But why are there so many people here?”

With my innocent question, Bae Jisoo smiled and spoke up.

“Congratulations, Jinsu. Today marks your one month anniversary at the company.”

“Uh… thank you? But why all of a sudden?”

“From one month onwards, you have to take shifts. Today, you’re on duty. With me.”

“Fuck.”

I cursed without even realizing it.