episode_0019
by fnovelpiaThe midterm exam is just a few days away.
At this point, everyone is losing their minds.
It was a time when even students who had studied diligently felt a little nervous.
But where is this?
This is a fucking classroom.
Most of the students here showed behavior that was far from normal.
It’s now too common to see students who play around and say they’ll finish their midterms in one day.
There were students who wasted a day studying and praying in gratitude, and there were also students who went straight to an abandoned house to receive strength from the Lord.
Even one student had his eyes rolled back and was reciting something like a spell.
“Oh-…”
“Hey, why is that kid like that?”
“I heard you got a spell from a sorcerer that made you smarter?”
“But you look more handsome than usual. I want to receive it too.”
They were truly a group of crazy students.
Of course, Hyeji and I weren’t that different.
“Shinwoo, don’t make a fuss over just one test.”
“You’re currently searching on your phone for ‘how to get rid of a professor’, so delete that first.”
“The test is given by the professor, so the professor should be removed.”
“A true supporter, Karazim. That’s what he is.”
Then, all of a sudden, Hyeji threw her fist at me.
“Shinwoo, be a professor punch for me.”
“…I’ll be Professor Punch.”
He is a god!
God of Ada!
After lunch, we moved to the training ground for practical training.
“Hey, Hyeji, what do you think of our midterm exam questions?”
“I told you this during the actual training a while ago. How can you always think about-”
“I left work early then.”
“-Maybe not.”
At that time, I was heartbroken because I had received the title of God of Ada and the Peace Prize, so I took an early leave of absence.
Did they explain it to me back then? I had no idea.
As those nightmares came back to me, my expression quickly turned gloomy.
“I’m the school official, fuck”
“I don’t think it’s bad. Rather, I like it.”
Hyeji was comforting him with an expression that seemed to indicate that she was in a good mood.
Then he started explaining again.
“Anyway, for the midterm exam, you can pick a student who is a higher grade than you and practice against them.”
“What if the designated person refuses?”
“Well, you’re saying you’re afraid of low-tier people and are rejecting them?”
“Well, I won’t refuse even if it means being ripped off.”
When Attaki rushes in to do a 1:1 mid and says, “Wow?”, you don’t fight?
It’s really a lifelong joke.
– No, I couldn’t do it because I was busy that day. If you do it, you will definitely win.
– Yeah, the next cowardly bastard. He runs away because he doesn’t think he can win.
– Just say, ‘Brother, I’m too scared to fight.’
Every time we meet, those three sentences will be repeated.
It can happen not only at drinking parties, but even at funerals in severe cases.
That’s how profound the world of Mid 1:1 is.
“And they said that for those who didn’t specify, the matchups would be arranged randomly.”
“Who would you choose?”
“I’ll choose Jeong Ah-yeon. Since her abilities have improved, she should get revenge.”
“He’s a tough guy, but he’s also a tough guy, so think about what you’re going to tease him with.”
“Note. The water spirit king is Ifrit.”
As we were chatting about this and that, we arrived at the training ground before we knew it.
The weapons we’ll be using today are a shotgun and a speed loader.
And this is the axe that is hot in the academy these days.
To be honest, I haven’t used an axe that many times.
It also played a part in the fact that I didn’t really like the way it looked.
But recently, I read a very famous novel and my thoughts changed a little.
‘Conveying your feelings through an axe. How touching!’
A way of conveying feelings through actions rather than words.
The perfect protagonist.
He is my role model.
So I grabbed my weapons and dragged my sparring partner along.
The guy who was dragged in is one of the guys who said my main gun wasn’t working last time.
“Are you going to kill me?”
“I’ll try to save you.”
Of course, even if you live, it won’t be like living.
After I caught this kid, I was thinking of having him take turns dragging other people over.
Your turn will come soon.
‘I haven’t written it every day.’
At that moment, Hyeji appeared from a little distance away.
Hyeji, who grabbed a student by the collar and dragged him along like me.
Last time, it was the student who made the irreverent remark, “Did you make a man wear a skirt?”
You’re great, Hyeji.
Destroy all the bastards who make transvestites into heroines.
I was about to start executing them slowly.
At that moment, Professor Miran came to the training ground leading a group of people.
“These are Japanese students who will be observing the academy until the midterm exam practice is over.
Since I have received some education in Korean, I don’t think there will be any major problems with communication.
Today we will observe a practical training exercise. Please be kind to everyone. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the students all began to disperse.
Most of the students exhibited similar behavior.
Running around the training grounds and watching other people’s training.
Or gather in groups of three or five with students from the academy and talk.
However, some seemed to be looking at the Dalian facility itself or estimating its size and area.
I just got the feeling.
‘They planted a few high school students there for spying purposes.’
The spies immediately took out notebooks from their pockets and began to jot down notes.
This is probably information they have personally seen and confirmed.
Of course, it’s not my job.
Even if you write it like that, it won’t be of much use.
Because of the closed atmosphere unique to Japanese academies, it was obvious that not a single improvement would be implemented.
To begin with, the Japanese Academy is truly the most idiotic of idiots.
Cards do not work, only cash is accepted.
A primitive form of entering and exiting the dormitory by hand rather than using an ID tag.
They advertise it as a state-of-the-art academy.
‘You can’t escape medieval Japland, you idiots.’
While I was thinking for a moment, a Japanese student came walking towards me, hesitant.
It looks like he’ll be watching this match.
Did you come here because Professor Miran recommended it?
The splatter genre isn’t very good for children’s emotions.
But since I was already here, I approached him to say hello.
At that moment, a Japanese schoolgirl opened her mouth.
“Wow……..”
“……What?”
My hands were shaking.
I was taken aback by the sudden racial discrimination.
‘Shoot? Shoot? Did I hear that wrong? Shoot? Shoot?’
Got left behind.
This is self-defense.
Feeling offended, I began to stride towards the student.
Then the female student cried out in a voice that was almost a scream.
“Don’t shoot me! I’m going to lose to Han-Kuk-Ma! Please think about it!”
“……Huh?”
“Jugichi Marajusehyo!!!!!”
“Hey, wait a minute.”
Before I could stop him, the Japanese student quickly ran away.
The problem is that the direction is a training ground with a hedge.
“Please consider this!!! I’m going to kill that Sarami!!”
The schoolgirl was crying and pointing at me while being held by Hyeji.
Hyeji followed the direction of the female student’s fingers and our eyes met.
Hyeji’s expression quickly deteriorated.
‘No, fuck, I’m really being treated unfairly.’
“Hey! Why are you making a quiet kid cry!!”
“I didn’t say anything.”
“You didn’t say anything, and the baby is crying? Talk sense! Say sorry quickly!!”
“…….I’m so touched.”
In the end, I returned to the training ground where I was after apologizing without being able to explain myself.
As I came back with a slightly annoyed expression, my executioner who had been waiting for me spoke to me.
“Shinwoo? No, Shinwoo? I don’t know what’s going on, but anyway, I have something to say”
“Tell me.”
“Physical defects don’t really matter. Besides, these days, dildo products are good, so don’t worry.”
“Head of the head.”
The axe cut through the air and struck his head.
It was neat.
So, they started to rotate the new recruits who brought in the Shinwoogo theory.
One thing I felt during that time.
‘I’m getting the taste of chopping with an axe. It’s an Academy essential.’
I looked towards Hyeji to catch my breath while waiting for the other shift workers to arrive.
The student who had been crying as if he was going to die was now laughing and talking with Hyeji.
okay.
They both look happy when they smile.
I think it’ll be fine.
“Kyou-kyo, you really make things funny.”
“Koitsu is prettywww interestingwww.”
…….There will be no problem.
maybe.
***
Only two days left until the midterms.
It was difficult to call the students at Attak normal.
By this time, classes weren’t really that meaningful anyway.
Knowing this, the professors ordered the students to study on their own.
Of course, the students’ appearance seemed far from autonomous learning.
“Wouldn’t it be possible to eliminate the test by using the power of the giant?”
“This is a [trial]. I accepted it as a [trial] to overcome the test.”
“Heaven for Jesus. Hell for non-believers.”
“Om Mani Padme Hum, Om Mani Padme Hum. Om Mani Padme Hum.”
“The only salvation. The professor’s euthanasia.”
“If I fail the exam, I’ll turn the academy into a halpocalypse.”
…not ‘Grandma’, you piece of shit.
The last chewy was reported to potential terrorists.
Soon after, faculty members came to the classroom to detain the potential terrorist.
And tried to catch it.
Me, you know.
I am innocent.
I only had a thermos bomb in my bag to give to the professor.
After many twists and turns, the terrorist was dragged out of the classroom, and the classroom quickly fell into silence.
It seemed like the silence would continue forever.
If it weren’t for someone who suddenly appeared.
‘Who is it?’
The front door of the classroom suddenly opened and the first person to enter was a man.
Blonde hair flowing down in a fluttering manner. White clothes fluttering in the wind and various gold patterns embroidered on them.
Gold ornaments adorning her entire body, as if showing off her luxury.
But there were three things that stood out more than any of them.
first.
Ears are considerably longer than those of humans.
‘What a cute kid.’
Yes, that’s right.
The male student who just entered was none other than an elf.
He has a somewhat half-and-half appearance, which definitely proves that he is an elf.
second.
The long earring on the right ear.
The decoration on the earrings was a bit unusual.
A blue, dented circle. And green decorations in the middle.
It was old-fashioned and beautiful, but somehow it seemed like a dangerous and evil thing.
The last third.
Numbers above the head.
Although it was a number close to 9000, the red number was 7000, so it was not a small number.
It suggests that although regression can occur a lot, there are many cases where it does not have much effect.
‘What a screwed up life.’
I could get an estimate just by looking at it.
He was an invalid.
As soon as the boy entered the classroom, about 20 female students followed him.
For the female students, they range from humans to elves and even beastmen.
There was a great variety of them.
Of course, my heart became very upset when I saw that.
The only things that follow me around like that are summer mosquitoes and the unicorns I met last time.
‘Fuck, who has dozens of unicorns following them around?’
Fucked babies.
Grip…not really.
I never want to see you again.
A thought suddenly occurred to me and I became upset.
At that moment, the elf opened his mouth and looked around.
“Where is the woman named Kim Hye-ji who beat Jeong A-yeon?”
A word that is both dignified and, in itself, extremely arrogant.
These were the words of someone who was used to standing above others.
The words spread quietly through the classroom filled with silence.
Then, the female students who were following behind began to twist their bodies as if they were in ecstasy.
“I’m always embarrassed by your words, Master!”
“Oh my! This is already the 10th time today.”
“You Hyeji-ran. What are you doing not coming out? Are you going to make your master wait?”
“Come on, come on. Come on. Let’s feel good together.”
Suddenly something started leaking from his legs because of the schoolgirls.
It was fucking crazy, really.
‘It’s not even Noryangjin Fish Market, but it smells fishy, you motherfuckers.’
I was quite worried.
I’m not worried about those kids’ heads.
Anyway, those kids’ heads have gone as far as they can go.
What I’m worried about is the field trip students who are taking the class with me.
In particular, the student named Kyou-Kyo, who had been getting along well with Hye-ji yesterday, was sitting next to Hye-ji.
It’s definitely not a pretty sight for students to see.
‘The students are babies. We have to protect them.’
The elf tried to open his mouth again, as no one answered.
Perhaps to stop that, Hyeji snapped in an annoyed tone.
“Why are you looking for me? If you have nothing to do, get out.”
But the elf didn’t seem too offended.
Rather, it was the elf who turned his gaze to Hyeji and approached her.
As soon as the elf arrived in front of Hyeji, he immediately began to extend his right hand towards Hyeji’s face.
“I have nothing to say, so get out.”
Hyeji raised her left hand and pushed away the hand of the approaching elf.
However, the elf immediately stretched out his free hand and grabbed Hyeji’s wrist.
“4 years old. Now that I look at it, it’s a woman. Good! She’s qualified to be my wife.”
” Put your hands, it’s a fuck.
At that moment, the number above the elf’s head went up by one.
The elf then smiles and mutters, ‘Light year.’
And the elf moved his face forward and got close to Hyeji’s face.
no.
I tried to do it.
Until my fist was firmly planted in the elf’s face.
– Phew!!!!!!
“Cough!”
With a heavy impact, a red number above the elf’s head went up.
The female students screamed in surprise at the sight.
“Gyaaaah! Master!!!”
“The owner was attacked!!!”
“Why did you attack the master!!!”
“What are you looking at, you fucking bitches. A person can hit a pretty face.”
What should I do with my fist being born this pitiful?
You only think about your master.
You guys are so terribly selfish. ;ㅅ;
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