episode_0018

“Look, Yugye! What on earth are you doing?”

One of the police officers at the county office shouted in panic.

The newcomers who came to arrest me didn’t know, but I was a famous person in Paehyeon.

The younger police officers knew each other’s faces.

“Is this some kind of joke? If this continues, something really big will happen! I understand that it feels unfair for you to be trapped because of a small misunderstanding, but this isn’t real!”

The police officer approached, speaking in a gentle tone.

“Stop complaining! I’ll dig it all up!”

I shouted in my strong Jiangsu dialect.

As he swung his sword, the police officers were frightened and took a step back.

“Wow, this person is really drunk!”

The police officers clicked their tongues with thoughtful faces.

Even though I am a captive body, where am I?

It’s Paehyeon.

My nawabari!

It is obvious that he will be released soon with a suitable excuse. In fact, even if there was a prison break instead of a prison break like this, the faces of the police officers were full of signs of annoyance rather than surprise.

But what kind of fuss is this?

Yeah, I don’t understand either, but they must be so appalled.

‘Wow, really…’

But this is also a path for the greater good!

There is nothing I can do to live a peaceful old age without worrying about my wife.

“Brother!”

Ha Hoo-young rushed over, shouting urgently.

Okay, the actor has arrived.

Now, as long as I get caught arguing with Young, the plan is over.

I will become an official prisoner under the strict laws of the Jin Dynasty, and if I leave my military service like that, my marriage will be completely ruined.

Unlike last time, the period will be much longer and more arduous, but this is also for the greater good!

You have to endure it.

“What! zero! Are you going to block my way too?”

I raised my voice in frustration and swung my knife.

Phew!

Ha Hoo-young drew his sword as promised.

“Why are you causing trouble here? I will stop you, brother!”

Ha Hoo-young also shouted and swung his sword.

visor! visor! visor!

The two swords clashed and sparks flew.

Good good.

Very good acting, Young-ah.

visor! visor! visor!

…But isn’t it a bit excessive?

“Oooo!”

Infant?

“Doljiiin!”

Ha Hoo-young’s sword attack became even fiercer.

Hey, hey, I’m dying! I’m dying!

“Woah, infant! Calm down! Calm down!”

“DOOOLGGEEEEIN!”

Oh, rotten!

He’s running wild again!

Dog-like genes, really!

“Damn it, really!”

As it is, we cannot give different orders to Ha Hoo-yeong’s sword.

I also gritted my teeth and swung my sword.

A playful conspiracy turned into a serious fight.

Push!

“Uh…?”

Fuck…

Fuck.

How did this happen…!

“…”

Ha Hoo-young looked at me with devastated eyes.

Grumble!

A long red solid line was drawn on Ha Hoo-young’s chest.

“Brother…”

Coo!

Ha Hoo-young’s body collapsed.

“You crazy guy!”

“Catch it! Catch that bastard!”

The police officers shouted and pointed out their spears.

No matter how lazy and unconscious they may be, they are still soldiers.

Even in the face of a vicious criminal who harmed a government official, they could not sabotage their work.

Fucked.

That was my conclusion.

*****

“…Ha, really. Hi, really!”

Soha sighed heavily and looked at me through the prison bars.

“Brother, are you stupid? Not enough? yes? Talk to me!”

“…”

“It’s just a joke! It was as easy as just acting a little and getting caught! What the hell… Brother…!”

No, what should I do when Ha Hoo-young wakes up with her instincts?

It was my fault for hurting her, but if I wasn’t careful, I ended up getting cut.

It’s impossible to say it like this.

The initiative must be mine.

Rather than whining, brag!

That’s my survival strategy!

“Kkkk… You don’t know anything. Aww.”

I said.

“The grand plan hidden behind this…”

“Ha, are you bluffing again?”

Absolute silence.

He also knew me very well, so his bluff didn’t work.

“Okay, just wait for now. I’ll try my best.”

Soha said that and stood up.

“I’m glad Young is keeping quiet right now. If not, it would have been a really big problem. Everyone who thought dear to me said something and went crazy.”

…Well, I’ve had a lot of accidents.

Soha muttered a few more words and left the prison.

‘What should I do with this?’

I know things aren’t good right now.

Murder with a weapon is a big deal even in modern times, but isn’t this the Jin Dynasty, famous for its strict laws?

Rather than receiving any help, you could rot in prison until you become an old man.

If not…

“How are you there, Yumakdung?”

If a guy like that comes along, things could get even worse.

“Is prison worth it?”

Ongchi.

A nobleman who thought dear to me entered the prison, giggling.

Oh, was it that year?

They are trying to make this incident bigger.

“Huh, what are you doing here when you’ve finished all your construction work?”

When I scoffed, she twitched the corner of her mouth and narrowed her eyes.

“The mouth is still alive, that’s right, you’re like an empty gangjeong.”

Ongchi showed his irritation and pushed his long hair behind his ear.

“So, it would be nice if you came under me quietly. Where can something so shameless go around? Huh?”

Ongchi, that bitch was always nitpicking about everything.

It was even more like that after my younger brothers got into a fight with that bitch’s subordinates who were measuring out the women of noble families.

“You bastard, the speed is limited. Have you still kept the thing that Bbangding got beaten up in?”

“Ugh!”

Ongchi’s face turned red.

When a fight broke out, that bitch even drew her sword and attacked to show the power of a noble family.

I beat that guy up with the sword technique I learned from Beongwae.

After that, I stripped the bottom of the fallen guy to correct his habits.

-What are you doing? What are you doing? Don’t be afraid!

Ongchi was struggling like that.

I don’t know what I was thinking at that time.

I was drunk too much and I was so irritated that I just threw up.

You probably thought, ‘Hmm, even the buttocks of noble women smell like cheese.’ I wonder if he would have thought something like that.

slap!

-Huh!

slap!

-What is this…!

slap!

-Kill it! It’s better to kill him!

I clearly remember Ongchi’s buttocks, which were struggling like that, becoming red and swollen, and my buttocks being rubbed until Ongchi cried and ejaculated.

“Hmph! A vulgar thing!”

Ongchi opened his eyes and muttered.

“Anyway, even today, you’ll end up being so arrogant, Yoo-gye! You are finished!”

Ongchi said that and puffed out his chest.

Hesitant!

I reached over the bars and massaged Ongchi’s breasts hard.

“This is crazy!”

Ongchi covered his chest and screamed.

I guess it’s because I eat well, like a woman from a well-to-do family.

It really feels nice to touch.

It’s heavy, which is nice.

“Like a dog…! I don’t even know this shame…!”

Ongchi seemed not to have known that he would be humiliated like this, so he gaped and took a step back.

“If you stick out your breasts, isn’t it polite to touch them?”

“Where is such courtesy? A guy who doesn’t know this shame!”

Ongchi screamed.

“…Hmph! done. Well, you’re dead now!”

Ongchi continued speaking, trying to feign composure.

“Kneel, Yugye! If you kneel down and lick my feet, I will spare your life.”

A sadistic smile appeared on Ongchi’s lips.

“It’s your last chance. Come under me! I will torment you for the rest of your life! On the street! In the room! In the bedroom! In the bathroom! Also in the toilet! I will shame you until the day I die!”

Ongchi said this with a big smile.

“True… you also have very eccentric tastes.”

“…What?”

“If you want to get married, you will say so.”

“…What is that?”

Ongchi was embarrassed and opened his eyes wide.

“Huh? Isn’t this a bit of a strange confession? He said he wanted to be together for the rest of his life. Wasn’t that about getting married?”

“You’re crazy!”

Ongchi screamed again.

“That’s it! Now your last chance is gone! I will definitely kill you!”

“Ha, you don’t know something.”

I said giggling.

“This is all according to plan. Don’t you know?”

“What nonsense?”

Ongchi said with a sneer.

“You shouldn’t give a king like me a chance.”

I said.

“What?”

“I have a different amount of luck than you.”

“…”

“I was born with the fortune to win again and again. You should have killed me right then and there when you had the chance. I should have forced myself to open the prison door and swing a knife. That was your last chance.”

“Hot!”

Ongchi laughed.

“You’re saying something funny! You broke into the government office and cut down the official! No matter how lucky you are, you cannot avoid capital punishment! You loser, where are you talking nonsense!”

“Is that really the case?”

Kkkk!

“Is that really the case?”

I repeated it again.

“What… nonsense…!”

“It’s already too late…!”

“Gasp!”

The moment Ongchi sensed that he was popular, a shadow appeared behind him.

puck!

It hit the back of Ongchi’s head.

Ongchi collapsed without even being able to scream.

“I came to pick you up.”

The shadow spoke quietly.

“So, are you here?”

I said.

“Yes.”

The shadow knelt down.

“Let’s go.”

The shadow quietly opened the prison door and led me out.

…How the fuck did this happen?

I was just making a fuss, but this is the moment when a sudden change occurs.

Although I was more embarrassed than anyone else, I laughed and followed the shadow.