episode_0017

Pink rabbit. In short, I carried Pinto Yurina on my head and headed to the public bathhouse.

It had just dawned, so I was the only one outside, including NPCs.

However, the challenger’s inn and public bathhouse in the NPC village were under the mercy of the tower (that’s what the NPCs were calling it).

In the case of inns, when you leave the room and come back, it is as clean and tidy as when you first came in, and in the case of a public bathhouse, warm spring water always gushes out.

Plop – chrrr… .

As I soak my body, exhausted from long battles and sex, in the bath, all my muscles relax and melt away.

“Huhhh… Joota–!”

An exclamation like an old man suddenly comes out. I wonder if a bath was this good.

Normally, since taking a bath or even a hot shower was a luxury, I would have washed up in 5 minutes after work and watched web novels in bed.

Now that I think about it, I think things have gotten more friendly since I joined the top. After all, it’s a death game.

what. I guess I’ve adapted to this world in some way.

Now, even though I feel sick when I see corpses and blood, my body does not stiffen or my hair does not turn white.

Stroke- Stroke-

I rub the back of Yurina, who is laying down a towel next to me and enjoying her own sauna in the heat of the hot spring.

The reason I am still alive and breathing is entirely thanks to her.

Especially on the second day… Wow. I really almost fell behind.

When I was at the peak of my confidence after beating up goblins, I was ambushed by a group of orcs.

When I saw a goblin wandering around the maze alone, I ran in wondering what was going on, but it turned out to be a trap set by the orcs.

I let the orc hit the target, and it flew like a baseball and landed on the wall of the maze.

Fortunately, he avoided the critical point and thanks to Yurina throwing herself to block him, he escaped immediate death and was able to survive by running away to the village.

How cold I was back then… Once again, I became acutely aware that this world is a death game where one’s only life disappears the moment one lets one’s guard down.

Stroke- Stroke-

Even though I promised myself that I should treat Yurina well every time… What can I say? If you just have sex, your child becomes a little strange.

How long did he enjoy the hot spring bath while stroking Yurina in silence?

A shout of popularity was heard from the entrance of the men’s bathhouse.

‘huh? Who is taking a bath at this hour? ‘Ukram scene?’

I often ran into him, the village chief, at the bathhouse.

As expected from an NPC living in a harsh maze, even though he was middle-aged, he had a nice body full of scars and muscles.

I wondered if he had come again this time, but what he actually found was a completely unexpected person.

“Huh? Master bro! You woke up really early, right?”

This is the second time I meet the main character of the original novel, Lee Hyeon-woo.

Fuck. My happy bath time.

I wanted to pretend not to notice or not hear, but I had already made eye contact.

Yurina was also shocked at the fact that her bath date with me was interrupted. He clicked his tongue and hid behind me.

“Yes. Nice to meet you.”

The guy was only covering his lower body with a towel, and his body definitely had model proportions.

Should I call it a style with a lot of fine muscles? Why? There is a male body that women like, right? It was just that.

Fuck you. Please make it 3 centimeters.

Lee Hyeon-woo was so happy that he washed his body and entered the bathtub.

Along with that, the towel that was covering his lower body fell off… .

nice. Justice triumphs.

Even at a glance, it is clear that Lee Hyeon-woo’s items are small.

It was smaller than my first one, which had a stamina stat of 5, so that’s all.

The author gave you abilities and women, but did not give you the pride of a male.

No matter how many pretty women around you, what do you do? I won’t be able to properly satisfy you. Kick.

From then on, I no longer felt inferior to Hyunwoo Lee.

Once again, I wondered if it was right to be this happy after seeing a man’s dick.

“type. I’ve been really curious since yesterday, why are you walking around alone without a party member?”

“Just. Because it’s comfortable.”

It’s not wrong.

I felt like if my role or Yurina were found out by the party members, I would feel very uncomfortable mentally or physically.

If you’re caught secretly masturbating at night… Wouldn’t he probably get kicked out of the party right away? no. I’ll be lucky if I get kicked out.

Even if there had been a female challenger at that party, she would have been met with all kinds of disdain and misunderstanding.

“You’re really amazing. I’m still scared whenever I see a monster. Fortunately, I don’t have to kill many monsters… .”

“Each has its pros and cons. Anyway. I’m going now.”

I thoroughly enjoyed the bath, and I also confirmed what I needed to check. It happened in a hot spring.

And with that, my cock came into view of Lee Hyeon-woo and – Mmm. It’s very rewarding to see the bulging eyes.

Oh. I need to take care of Yurina too.

I jumped up on my own and got out of the bathhouse with Yurina on my shoulder.

In the end, it seemed like Hyunwoo Lee wanted to ask about Yurina, but I was one step faster.

I guess I should leave this town quickly before I get bothered any more.

Still, you may be wondering why he is being so cold-hearted even though he is the main character.

As he is the main character, if he is well-liked, there may be a chance of losing money in the future.

However, I think there is no need to waste precious time.

Mal is the leader of the party, but because of Lee Hyeon-woo’s indecisive nature, he is always dragged around by heroines.

In the end, if you want to get anything, be it Congo or anything, you have to look good to his women, not to Lee Hyun-woo, but… .

As someone who knew all of the heroines’ personalities and pasts through the original work, I was also reluctant to do that.

Distrustful of humans, misogynistic feminist, yandere, extreme sadist.

These are attributes that are close to mental illness, possessed by each heroine in the main character’s party.

Did you say that it is a comedy when viewed from afar, and a tragedy when viewed up close? I think it’s just a reference to the main character’s party.

How did they come up with the idea of grouping these bitches into one party as heroines? The author is also really great.

Anyway, even if I, an outsider, approached them hastily, I was met with caution, but there was no way they would treat me favorably.

Especially that Feminist law bitch… Wow.

It is advantageous in all aspects to leave town before you are picked on and beaten by the strongest party for no reason.

I quickly change my clothes and head out to prepare for hunting again today.

hmm. You won’t need this map anymore. Because I have Yurina.

When it comes to Yurina’s [Guide] skill, a map is nothing more than firewood.

As a condolence for Lee Hyeon-woo, who had to deal with four crazy bitches, he left a map on what was presumed to be his clothes.

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I left the NPC village I had grown fond of and explored the maze with Yurina in earnest.

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A shiny sparrow flying in front of us and leading the way.

It was a familiar summoned by Yurina with the [Guide] skill.

We could ask the summoned familiar to take us to a place we wanted, and the request was ‘a place where we can get a shield.’

Since two of Yurina’s skills are shield-related, a shield was an essential item to use Yurina in earnest.

what. Yurina was strong even without a shield.

Coo!

“Cooo-!!”

An ogre encountered while following a familiar.

Considering that one ogre has the strength of five orcs, it was a monster that it would not be strange for most parties to immediately retreat.

But we weren’t an ordinary party.

Pinto Yurina, who jumped out from above my head, instantly transformed into human form and delivered a psychological kick to the ogre’s shin.

Pudduk-!

Oh wow. The sound is scary.

“Chur ttt!! Chur! Kueoeook!!!”

The ogre was embarrassed by his broken leg in the blink of an eye and then became angry, but there was nothing he could do.

Boom! Whirly-clack-clack-! Kwasik!

The ogre’s fist barely grazed Yurina’s hair, and before the ogre could retrieve her fist, Yurina fiercely dug inward and landed a hook and uppercut into the ogre’s temple and chin.

His movements were more agile and powerful than those of the top UFC fighters I watched with my friends when I was young.

It’s a sight I’ve been seeing since morning, but it’s amazing every time I see it.

Will I be able to do that in the future?

Even if I leave it like this, Yuri will hit me on my own, but I can’t just stay still.

I thought back to Yurina’s movements, which I had seen over my shoulder, and charged at the ogre whose nose was bleeding.

Yurina happened to have prepared it so that it was perfect to eat(?).

I landed a refreshing straight punch into the face of the kneeling ogre.

Wow!

“Cuhuhuhok–!”

thud. And the ogre’s massive body falls backwards. It tastes good.

[Your level has increased by 1! (Lv.15 ⇒ Lv.16)]

[Use stat points to raise your stats!]

Eh? Level up already?

I think it’s only been about two hours since I left the village and reached level 15, but I’m climbing again.

Although the ogre gave a lot of experience points, something was strange.

Now, he is clearly in a party with Yurina. As I gained a lot of experience, it made no sense to level up more slowly than when I hunted alone before. It made no sense to level up faster.

I think I’m missing something… … ah?

“Yuri Na. I said the only way to make you grow is with my semen, right?”

“Is that so? Even if I catch the Amman monster, I don’t get any experience points.”

indeed. Was it something like that?

It wasn’t certain yet, but if this hypothesis was true, I could level up faster than anyone else.

“So… It seems like all the party hunting experience points that should be shared with you are coming to me?”

Exhilarating goosebumps rose from my toes and tickled the back of my neck.