episode_0016

Monday passed without a hitch, but Tuesday brought back the crazy second-years once again.

However, the number was significantly smaller than the previous day.

The reason was simple.

Yesterday, the auxiliary department killed the unmanned combat department in a duel.

This is because the unmanned people begged for a chance to vent their anger on them.

So now, the classroom is full of people who are not human.

They were ugly, ugly people who had been beaten by experts and were trying to take their anger out on beginners.

Is this the star room?

Dogs and cows are like ‘1:1 beginners only’?

I was looking at a bunch of sweaty old men and some school girls glaring at me.

Then suddenly I felt uneasy.

“Hyeji. Isn’t this a world where men and women are reversed?

“…Shinwoo, how pathetic is your level of knowledge. Where does it hurt?”

“To begin with, I didn’t even go to high school properly.”

“I’m sorry, I spoke too carelessly without knowing your circumstances. I’m really sorry.”

Hyeji suddenly started apologizing to me.

It was a sudden change of attitude, like someone falling into Talullah’s trap.

I was startled and said to Hyeji.

“It’s not the strange story you think it is, so don’t make a strange circuit.”

“But why are you suddenly talking about a gender reversal?”

“There were quite a lot of female students at the entrance ceremony.”

“Entrance ceremony?”

Hyeji questioned my words.

“Why did you go to the entrance ceremony? It wasn’t mandatory, so there must have been a lot of people who missed it.”

“What?”

“Didn’t you get the notice? Attendance at the entrance ceremony is not mandatory, only those who are eligible to attend are asked to do so.”

“What does that mean?”

I’m sure they told me to bring it when I called the admissions office.

What is this?

Is this discrimination against the incompetent?

All non-mutants Matter, this chewy guys.

“Anyway, don’t talk nonsense like the gender reversal.”

“What a shame. I was so excited to receive it.”

In the midst of all this, a man with no sense or patience shouted.

“So, Kim Shin-woo, you bastard! Fight with me right now!!!”

“Aren’t you going to class? I think I’ll fall behind learning the theory, so I’ll jump in after class is over.”

“Do the first-year students these days not even learn theories?”

It was a man glaring at me with a look of laughter.

Then, out of the blue, he handed me a wad of paper.

“Here is our application for non-combat duty.”

“…Isn’t that the same Korean? Why do you keep changing the word “Dalian application form” to “Bimoo” and making a fuss about it? ”

The unmanned soldiers who had finished their business rushed out.

Even if you just roughly estimate, the application form is easily over 20 pages long.

My mind is dizzy.

“But Shinwoo. Can you deal with all these people?”

“You should do it moderately and stop in the middle when it gets hard. Are you crazy enough to do all this?”

“But looking at your application, I guess you looked down on me.”

“Why?”

Hyeji said calmly as she turned over several application forms.

“It says in the ability and weapon sections that it is not needed against the incapacitated.”

“Are you fucking punks really crazy? They all really are fans.”

It can be argued that the basis of unmanned combat is physical strengthening.

But you’re just going to do it without writing anything?

This is really crossing the line.

‘개새끼들이 진짜.’

I started filling in every blank space on the application form.

Especially weapons and combat gear items.

I wrote down all the weapons and combat tools I would use.

As the rustling sound began to dominate my ears, Hyeji suddenly spoke.

“Shinwoo, give it to me.”

“Why? Let me see it once?”

“I’m checking to see if you wrote my name as ‘tool’ like last time.”

“Would I ever write something like that again?”

At that moment, the number above Hyeji’s head went up.

” Bring the last chapter.

“Fuck.”

That’s seriously a scam.

I haven’t written it yet.

Hyeji said as she slowly looked over the last application form.

“The last person wrote “body strengthening and weight conversion” in the ability section.”

“Do you know who the last person is?”

Then Hyeji opened her eyes fiercely and glared at me.

“The more I think about it, the angrier I suddenly get. Am I the kind of person who tells people everything?”

“I have no one else to ask but you.”

Hyeji’s expression becomes hazy at my words.

It was Hyeji’s face that truly changed a lot.

“Hmm! Hmm! Okay, then I guess there’s nothing I can do~”

“Thank you, Hyejiemon.”

“Don’t call me a future cat robot or something. I’ll fall behind, really.”

“Yep.”

Since it wouldn’t make much of a difference from my perspective anyway, I wrote the same thing as before.

I was planning on submitting the application after work was over and during lunch.

Open your mouth.

True education is coming.

***

The time for the promised duel has arrived.

The training grounds are already teeming with people like cockroaches.

The betting conditions have already been met.

Are you all here to bet on me?

Then people started pointing at me and saying things.

I guess that’s a compliment to me.

“Ah, that kid is here!”

“Give me my money back. Give me my money back. Give me my money back.”

“What kind of robe is that, you don’t have any abilities? Are you a wizard? A reverse wizard?”

“You must be a wizard because you feel sorry for him.”

No it wasn’t.

Fuck the last baby.

He’ll call you separately later.

Certainly, the hatred the students showed toward me was considerable.

That’s why the expectations they had for me were also considerable, proportional to their hatred for me.

“That kid, whether it’s Jeongbae or Yeokbae, I’ll definitely bet on the opposite side.”

“You guys, I believe this one time. Please kill me.”

“If you get hit today, you won’t be called a fool. Call me a swindler!”

“This time, that kid is alone? This is a no-brainer! I’m betting all my money on the unmanned side!!”

When I arrived at the training ground, there were unmanned personnel waiting on the other side.

The number is 25, the same as the number of applications submitted.

As soon as they saw me, they started gnashing their teeth.

“What are you guys doing? Get up quickly. It’s already time for the lucky meal.”

“Who says that breakfast is considered a morning meal!!!!!”

“It’s not good to get too angry, so why don’t you try turning on the veil and meditating?”

“Go!!!!! Shut your mouth!!!!!”

Five professors were waiting, perhaps expecting that the sparring session for 25 people would take a long time.

It looks like they’ll probably rotate every five matches.

A few professors with unpleasant expressions are probably expected to be on the comprehensive salary system.

Although I don’t like professors, I feel sorry for professors who work overtime but don’t get paid.

‘I don’t plan on dragging this out, so I’ll finish it quickly. After work is precious.’

I’m in a situation where I’ve already prepared.

He stared at the other person with his arms crossed.

“There are a lot of people, so let’s start quickly. Who will come first?”

“Get out of the way, you little rascals. I’ll finish this off right away.”

Then, from the very back of the crowd, a large woman pushed past the crowd and came forward, stomping her feet.

My first impression was the mystery of the human body being able to walk with that body.

And the next impression is a feeling of pity for the black tights that seem like they might burst.

‘Hey, I’m sorry for the dick.’

On the surface, it was just a lump of flesh that had to be treated as a human being.

Then the students who saw this started cheering.

“It’s out!!! The pride of a second-year unmanned person! A scolding that buries it! It’s a burial shout!”

“Oh my, look over there! That manly figure! He’s the epitome of a man!”

“This arrangement is a sure win! Who can beat that mountain-like body!”

“Can you feel the ground shaking every time you walk? My heartbeat is starting to beat too!!”

A huge lump of fat finally stood before my eyes with a thumping sound.

The distance wasn’t that far, but it took a long time because of how slow it was.

When I saw it with my own eyes, it was huge.

I’m about 180cm tall, but seeing that he’s much taller than me, he’s quite a build.

Black mask and ripped black tights.

The overwhelming presence that comes with it.

The body sends a warning and tenses up the entire body.

Make up your mind to defeat your opponent.

But the moment I heard the words coming out of his mouth.

“Hannam-ah. Are you ready to die without a 6.9cm knife, Li-gi?

“You son of a bitch, you escaped from the pig farm, so why are you talking like a dog?”

“Everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I wanted to kill the tension and the nerves.

Too much noise can cause tinnitus in your ears.

While I was holding my ears, a dog’s barking came out of Magal’s mouth.

“This woman will break the glass ceiling that men have created. That is the way of the devil, Ligiya.”

“It’s not the glass ceiling, it’s the floor that’s going to collapse, you crazy bitch.”

“Hah. A world that can’t handle even one woman is bound to collapse.”

“And Cheonma, you fucking idiot, you should hit the sky. You’re just hitting your parents so hard.”

Magal shook his head as if it was ridiculous.

Of course, the movements of the flesh that swayed accordingly were just hideous.

“The Hannam and Hungja families are the first ones that Cheonma must destroy.”

“What the hell. It’s called Cheonma, so why is it called Btak?”

“If she was born in a place where there is only Gotchi, her rank would be gold rank.”

“What the hell is Golden Magal.”

But Magal didn’t listen to me at all.

No, maybe I couldn’t hear it because my ears were blocked by a lump of flesh.

The important thing is that communication continued to be lacking.

“A man like you can’t even imagine how much our Gotchis have suffered.”

“You survived because Korea is a democracy, you piece of shit.”

“This girl will make Gotchi great, Rigiya! A Korean male swindler like you is my first stepping stone!”

Then suddenly, Magal raised his right hand and shouted loudly.

“Make Godci Great Again!!!!”

“This is a gender-discriminatory remark! Please watch your words!”

“Heh, the scarecrow doesn’t seem to recognize the great intentions of the woman.”

“Really, fuck.”

Anyway, dog whining can be dealt with with violence.

I checked my weapons while listening to the sound of the sparring room in operation.

In his hand is a two-handed sword. On his left and right waists are a hammer and a sawed-off shotgun, respectively.

Spare ammunition for any unforeseen circumstances. Steel gauntlets on both hands.

Finally, a wide, robed hood.

You might be a little skeptical about my final outfit, which was done to hide my armor as much as possible.

Since I was the one who completed and submitted the application in the first place, the other party was ignorant of my weapons.

The aim is to maximize the benefits from differences in information.

‘At most, I only know about two-handed weapons and gauntlets.’

Hold the sword with both hands, with the tip of the sword pointing to the right rear.

And then I slowly approached with my right foot forward.

Magal is in a state where he does nothing but just watches.

It seemed like he was telling me to go ahead and try it if I wanted to.

‘I lost, you son of a bitch.’

I finally got the spacing I wanted.

The gap that Magal cannot attack and only I can attack.

I put strength into the hand holding the two-handed sword and quickly slashed upward from below.

However, Magal easily blocked my attack with his hands that had been strengthened.

– Hey!

“That’s ridiculous.”

It sounded like metal hitting metal.

The shock felt in the hand is quite heterogeneous.

Ignoring the sound of the pigs I could hear, I continued to attack using inertia.

From top to bottom. From left to right. Once again, using inertia, from bottom to top.

But Magal just retreats little by little.

Not all attacks were effective hits.

‘I wonder if anything else will work.’

Take another step forward while pretending to swing your sword and switch to half-swording.

The pommel serves to balance the sword.

But now it has become a blunt weapon and is striking Magal’s head.

– Bam!!!

“No, this kid’s head is vibranium? He got hit with a pommel horse, so how is he okay?”

“This is a bit tricky. The joke ends here.”

It was definitely a hand-made dish, but it was a dish that looked fine.

Magal immediately stomped both feet hard and bent his knees.

“Thousand Geunchu!!!!”

Then, in an instant, Magal disappeared.

I momentarily missed Magal’s appearance and looked around in confusion.

At that moment, I could vaguely hear the students shouting, “Weida!”

When I quickly raised my head and looked at the sky, Maggal was already flying high in the sky.

“Man Geun-chu!!!!”

Magal shouted loudly from the sky.

As soon as those words were spoken, a huge mass came crashing down on my head to crush me.

– BAM!!!!!!!!

I tried to time my jump backwards to gain some distance after landing.

But Magal was one step faster than me.

Magal, who is still floating in the air, puts his weight on me and slams me into power.

“Die!!!!”

In an emergency situation, he held the sword in his right hand and pointed the sword towards the government.

And with his left hand he supported the other side of the sword in preparation for the subsequent impact.

– Boom!!!!!!!!

– Clang!!!

It was just a one-shot government.

But the damage was severe.

The gauntlet and two-handed sword on his left hand were shattered.

The kinetic energy that could not be offset sent me flying towards the wall of the training ground.

I hit my back hard and fell to the ground, sighing.

“Oh my god, what the hell. Why are you flying in the sky and making a fuss when you weigh a thousand pounds? ”

“Hannam-ah. Things like Cheon Geun-chu are just a disservice to this woman.

Magal spoke confidently, extending his fist at me.

“True strength comes from ten thousand strength, Ligiya.”

“Fuck! How heavy must it be that a thousand pounds of weight actually makes you feel lighter, you little pig!!!”

“This is the last time I’ll talk!”

I barely managed to get up.

My breathing hasn’t come back yet because I hit my back too hard.

The moment I tried to catch my breath, the number above Magal’s head went up by one.

An alarm bell rang throughout my body.

If you can’t avoid it, you die.

“Already, this girl’s victory!!!!”

Even before Magal’s mouth opened, he rolled his body sharply to the left.

Maggal’s attacks were fast and fierce.

The vision became blurry, and before I knew it, I was in the position where I was, holding the government with my right hand.

On the other hand, I couldn’t even stand up right after I rolled over.

The biggest problem was that Megal had her back exposed.

That brief moment that doesn’t even last a second.

My head was accelerating like crazy.

When I hit the head, it felt good. That is, the blow worked.

It is possible to strengthen specific body parts, but it is difficult to assume that it is possible to strengthen the entire body.

The instantaneous acceleration is much faster than mine.

The next attack is with the left hand.

The information was sufficient.

So the destruction law was also shown.

He pulled out the sawed-off shotgun on his waist.

And without looking away, he pulled the trigger straight from inside the robe and aimed towards the back.

– Bang!!!!

“What!”

As expected, Magal was trying to throw out his left arm while pulling back his right arm.

But the hail of bullets was unexpected because of my attire.

It wasn’t a valid hit and all I got was a little bit of a reprieve.

But that brief moment was enough.

He turns his body and stands up, pulling out the hammer from his left waist.

Step on your left foot, shift your weight, and twist your waist to swing the hammer sharply to the left.

Just then, the red numbers above Magal’s head also appeared to go up.

Looking at that, I laughed and tried to attack right away.

“You little shit, you didn’t know this, right? Let’s get this right now.”

A centrifugal and weight-bearing hammer.

The attack hit Magal squarely on the left temple.

– Bam!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Kuwewewewewe!!!!”

“Kyahahahahahahahaha!! I’m so happy!!!”

It was a magpie that made a pig-snapping sound and had blood spraying from its head.

I couldn’t hold back my laughter.

The tingling sensation transmitted to the fingertips is proof that sufficient force was applied to the skull.

But Magal still held on and did not fall.

He tried to lunge again, resisting with strong blunt force from the thick fat.

‘No way, you idiot.’

This time, he fires the last remaining round in his sawed-off shotgun.

– Bang!!!

“You don’t have short hair?”

“If you don’t know, you’re right, piglet!”

Magal’s expression was filled with shock and doubt.

So, once again, a brief respite is given.

I started to swing the hammer hard again, still in that state.

The hammer I happened to bring along has a very similar design to the hammer used when making tonkatsu.

Ahh. It’s time to make tonkatsu.

“I! The fuck! Will! Make! You! Today! Into! A pledge! ”

– Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

Magal flailed his hands in the sudden slap, trying to somehow block the attack.

So I kicked his hands and feet and hit his head again, repeating the process.

‘Get your hands off me. You stink, fucking shit.’

Unlike before, Magal was helplessly getting hit.

Magal was writhing in pain and begging for mercy from me.

“Stop it!!!”

“Stop it you punk, you should’ve stopped it with your mouth!!!”

It was impossible.

The humane method of slaughtering pigs through electricity is meta these days.

However, there is an opponent right in front of us that suits the old meta well.

So, there’s nothing we can do about it.

It would be rude if you didn’t give up.

The one-sided beatings continued until my arms became numb and I couldn’t lift the hammer.

By the time he could no longer lift the hammer, Magal was already shaking his hands and feet like an executed pig.

The moment when Magal’s defeat was certain.

Only then did the sparring system end.

It was a victory for humanity.

Meanwhile, the stands were enveloped in silence.

Without Hyeji, it seemed like he never thought that I would win on my own.

‘Oh, the reverse is so sweet.’

But the work is not over yet.

He said this while raising his right middle finger towards the rest of the drones.

“Come on, hurry up. The professors have to get off work.”

***

The duel with the rest of the drones ended too blandly.

There was no need to use a sword in the first place.

24 idiots with no ability at all, who only believe that I am incompetent.

A shotgun is the perfect weapon for a brutal assassination.

So, whenever it was their turn, the drones would take two shots from the sawed-off and then immediately switch places.

“Ugh, using a gun is so cowardly.”

“I’m a realist. I don’t have the romanticism of a duelist.”

“It’s not duel, it’s a bermuda!”

– Bang!

“Next.”

There has been another personnel change.

Are you really a bunch of mindless idiots?

Surely I will come out naked?

With what confidence do you rush in without even listing your abilities?

Occasionally, there would be a kid who secretly strengthened his body.

But they were equal before the overwhelming violence of the Donkas Hammer.

I spoke to another unmanned man coming towards me, holding the tonkatsu hammer high.

“What the hell, there’s an automatic tonkatsu hammer loaded at head height.”

“This, this kid!!!”

“Go to rest quickly. You guys should hurry up and go inside.”

“I’ll kill you!!!”

Another drone pounces.

And the hammer comes down.

It was an endless loop.

So, I received 25 guests that day.

At the last moment, when the fans were thrifty, another scream erupted from the stands.

“I trusted these fucking bastards.”

“Hey, fuck, no. I don’t even have money to eat today.”

“This is a dream. Please tell me it’s a dream.”

“Fuck, the coin collector takes half of the principal, so why the hell don’t I have any?! ”

“You bastards, I have 100 million! I owe you 100 million, you motherfuckers!!!!”

I’m happy.

I’m so happy.

The screams that make me feel alive.

i love it.

Meanwhile, the professors all look excited.

I think it was probably because I didn’t bet at all this time.

Oh, is that because you avoid working overtime?

I guess I’ll be able to protect the most important muscle in life: ‘leaving work’.

Then suddenly, I thought of my older sister Ye-rim.

I immediately took out my phone and sent a text message to Yerim first.

Me [Did you see the reverse again? Let’s go do a naked dogeza.]

Auntie [I already called you.]

I [if you put a leash on me, I’ll do it all day long until you get your sister pregnant.]

Auntie [Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.]

I sent enough to Yerim noona.

Now it’s Mr. Kang Hyuk’s turn.

I [be grateful]

Idiot [What the heck is this kid? Drinking?]

I’ll know soon enough, so get ready to say ‘thank you.’

Idiot [Huh??? Thank you.]

I [will be a gold digger for a while.]

Finally, I approached Hyeji.

Next to Hyeji, Jeong A-yeon was looking gloomy.

“What? Are you a spy of the Champi? Why are you giving me Confeito?”

“Isn’t it wrong for a man and a woman to be together?”

“It’s okay, Shinwoo. This kid is a piece of shit.”

“That’s true, but I think that asshole is acting weird.”

“Since when did unmanned service become worse than a restaurant dog?”

Jeong Ah-yeon muttered in a gloomy voice.

Then Hyeji said as if she felt sorry.

“I lost to the assistant department, so I attacked Shinwoo to vent my anger, and I lost again. Are you an idiot?”

“Hyeji, this is actually a crisis for other people.”

“Why?”

Hyeji stopped teasing Jeong Ayeon and asked me a question.

“The moment someone loses to these idiots, they are branded as a retard worse than a human being.”

“Oh.”

“……The unmanned are not a group of idiots…sigh.”

A certain baseball team is on an 18 game losing streak?

The goal for every team is not to make it to the finals, but to not lose to this team.

One team, like a plague, can spread mad fear throughout the league.

Of course, that’s just an example.

Could such a retard team exist in this world?

It was Jeong A-yeon who ended up shedding tears.

We left Jeong Ah-yeon there and went to eat.

After finishing all the work, I suddenly felt very tired.

Come to think of it, we fought 25 times today alone.

Even gladiators will open their eyes to human rights if they are treated like this.

‘If it’s 25 consecutive battles a day, even Maximus will probably get sick of it and quit.’

Maybe because I was tired, but I was still hungry, so I added two more menus.

Since Hyeji seemed to have stopped moving, I stopped eating and glanced at her.

Hyeji’s pupils were trembling.

“Hyeji, you made money thanks to me, but don’t you think it’s a bit much to do that with only two menus?”

“……That’s not it, fuck.”

Hyeji spat out in a gloomy voice.

I followed Hyeji’s gaze because I was curious about something, and there, a female student with large breasts was passing by.

“Ah.”

It wasn’t because of the menu, it was because the girl’s breasts were big.

Suddenly, I felt compassionate and gave the dessert to Hyeji.

Hyeji looked at me with moved eyes.

“Shinwoo.”

“Cheer up.”

I slowly got ready to get up from my seat while cleaning up the dishes I had finished eating from.

I guess I felt like I had to run again.

“Dreams are beautiful because they cannot come true.”

“You son of a bitch!”

It was a pretty intense run for a post-prandial workout.