episode_0015

[+100 RP]

[Seduce and eat two adventurers of C-class or higher 1/2]

Pirolong~!

The quest alarm came on with a cheap sound effect that you would see in a classic game. Now there was only one person left. All I had to do was get raped by that woman.

“Ugh, ugh, ugh…!”

“I’ll go now, Sister.”

I stood up, pushing her aside as she lay on top of me, enjoying the climax that was coming my way. Slurp- As I pulled my penis out of her vagina, a spurt of air came out and a stream of white semen flowed out from her vagina.

“Hehe….hehe…”

‘He still hasn’t come to his senses. Kariel was fine even when I stabbed him repeatedly, but he’s gasping for breath after being stabbed once. He’s like a premature ejaculator, tsk.’

This is just my guess, but isn’t the fight with your boyfriend or husband probably because of your sex life? I can clearly see you only satisfying yourself after sex… If you’re such a jerk, you’ll soon have your lover stolen by Geum Tae-yang and you’ll have nothing to say?

“Okay, wait a minute…where are you going?”

“I have to go home.”

“What? We’re not dating anymore?”

Do you think we’re dating just because we had sex once? Are there any other women who are such nerds? You should take good care of what you have.

“I don’t know what you’re thinking…but it’s not like that, is it?”

“I gave it to you for free! You’re not doing this because you like me, are you?”

“Don’t you know what a one-night stand is? We have sex once and that’s it. That’s our relationship.”

As I was muttering like that and putting my pants back on, she grabbed my shoulder as if she still had feelings for me.

“You know… We had a good time earlier, right? Huh? Why that”

“Sorry, but I don’t like clammy women.”

Of course I like the sticky feeling. I lightly pushed away the hand on my shoulder and went out of the alley.

“You were panting because you liked it too!”

“If we meet again, we’ll meet again someday. Don’t be so petty, Ms. Elysia.”

“What? Wait, what’s my name…. Hey!!! Wait a minute!!!”

The sound of ‘You rag-like bastard!!!’ echoing through the alleyway, but it’s none of my business anymore. Didn’t we both get what we wanted in the first place? That woman, my body and semen, and I, my stats and skills.

‘Oh, I’m tired. I should go to the inn and sleep.’

I was starting to feel tired after having sex. This is quite hard work… I relaxed my stiff shoulders and walked into the inn near the Adventurer’s Guild.

“Please give me the quietest room. Please don’t give me breakfast, I’ll eat on my own.”

After roughly paying the innkeeper my accommodation fee, I received the key and went up to the second floor. I opened the old, creaking door and threw myself onto the pristine white bed that was right in front of me.

‘A lot has happened… I was drugged and had sex… I was raped… No, all I did today was fucking have sex.’

As I recalled what had happened today, I began to feel dizzy and fell asleep.

***

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Did you wake up to the sound of birds crying again? The sound of the pups crying is loud. Well, it’s okay since you woke me up early.

…I feel like I’m becoming more and more antisocial. I get angry over trivial things… Is this a side effect of the medication?

I put on my leather armor and tucked my shortsword into my belt as I left the inn. Since the inn was located near the Adventurer’s Guild, I was able to quickly get to the Adventurer’s Guild.

‘Should I wait inside?’

I ran without eating breakfast in case I was late, but I didn’t realize I would arrive this early. I guess I’ll have to buy something to eat at the Adventurer’s Guild cafeteria while I wait.

“Huh?”

As I opened the guild door and entered, a familiar-looking woman was sitting at a table, holding a mug of beer and chugging it down. Han Se-young. It was her.

There were beer glasses scattered all around Seyoung. How much did he drink? Or rather, wouldn’t he die if he drank that much?

‘That amount of water would be lethal.’

I don’t really want to associate with a drunkard like that…. Haa, but I guess I have to do my job, right?

“Since when… have you been drinking it?”

“Ah, you’re here already? I’ve been here since dawn yesterday because I have nothing better to do. This is the only bar that’s open 24 hours a day.”

Seyoung answered my question without showing any sign of being drunk. This woman is ridiculous…

“Well…I have to work with you soon, so if you drink like this…”

“Ah, it’s okay. I’m not in a position to get drunk. I’m fine.”

Are A-class adventurers immune to drunkenness?… Then I shouldn’t make them drink alcohol and then attack them. Ugh, by the way, the smell of alcohol is just as strong as that of a regular drunkard.

“Ugh…”

“Oh, sorry, does it smell a little? Clean.”

Seyoung muttered the spell with an apologetic expression. The air rushed in and enveloped her body.

Paat-

As the fresh air swept over Seyoung’s body, the disgusting smell of alcohol left her body. Wow, if I just had that, I wouldn’t have to take a bath. I wish I could copy that when I get raped by that woman.

“Okay, let me get straight to the point. I’m expensive.”

“How much is it?”

“1 gold coin per case.”

1 gold coin is a huge sum of money that requires 100 silver coins to collect….! What kind of dungeon do you run that costs 100 silver coins to hire?!

‘Can’t I pay the price with my body instead…? No, if I try to pay with my body here, I might break your head…’

While he was pondering what to do, Seyoung ordered another glass of beer. No, you’re going to drink it again and again?

“Hmm… I guess you’re worried because you don’t have money. Think about it slowly.”

“That….”

As I was thinking about how I could pay the bill, a great idea crossed my mind. Yes, there was a way!

“Then, other than cash… maybe…”

“Oh, I won’t accept it if it’s my body.”

“No! Do you also accept cash?”

“In kind? It depends on what you give? If it has a jewel attached, I’ll give you a high price.”

The method I thought about was ‘paying with points’.

I’m not sure if the KP store is the same, but it seems like 1 point is worth 1 silver coin. In other words, 100 points is worth 1 gold coin.

Every time you fuck a new girl, you get 100 points. That’s a maximum of 175 points, so theoretically, you can pay her infinitely as long as you have her!

“Okay, then I’ll bring you a jewel necklace and you can use that to pay me!”

“You brought a necklace? What do you mean?”

“Ah…I don’t have that right now…”

“What nonsense are you talking about saying it doesn’t exist now?”

“No, that…that’s…”

This is a big deal. This is a really big deal! Did she realize that I couldn’t pay her right away? My Seyoung’s eyes were getting colder and colder. Ugh… Is my plan to slowly seduce her while going on an adventure together going to fall apart?

“Ha. Okay. Okay, give it to me later when it comes up.”

“No?”

“Ugh… This kind of rag is getting married after washing. I don’t know who she is, but… I feel so bad for her.”

Suddenly, his attitude changed. What the? What the fuck did you imagine that made you react like that?

“Did you catch a fool?”

“Yes?”

“No, you’re saying you’ll pay with a jewel necklace. You’re thinking of catching a rich fool, receiving a gift from him, and then paying with that. Wow, they say male adventurers have a lot of rags. Is that true?”

“Ah…ah…that’s…”

That’s not exactly wrong, but… in fact, it seems like there’s no difference between getting points by having sex with a woman and then buying something in kind and receiving a gift from a woman.

I wanted to say something to the word rag, but I couldn’t think of anything to refute it, so I decided to stop.

“Then how about I give you a bus ride up to Class C? Class B and above are difficult for me too. Your goal is to get married anyway, right? There aren’t many male adventurers Class C and above, so the rarity is awesome, right?”

“Okay, then let’s stop there.”

“Then sign this contract.”

Since I wasn’t particularly interested in the adventurer rank anyway, I decided to make a rough draft of the contract. I took the contract and pen that Han Se-young handed me and looked down at the numerous clauses.

‘What the heck are all these letters…. Man, this is annoying. I should just sign.’

My head started hurting as I looked at the dense writing on the white paper… I read the clauses roughly and wrote my name in the signature column.

“What? You’re already signing?”

“Because there are so many letters. You didn’t do anything weird anyway, right? You’re a class A adventurer.”

“What is that?”

It is said that mercenaries originally lived off their reputation, so they would never do anything that would damage their honor. In other words, the possibility that this woman would do something wrong with the contract is very low.

…maybe

Would you really hit someone from your hometown? I believe in Korean sentiment. Of course, that’s true.

“Hmm… Then, according to this contract, we’ll do it. Do you know that if we cancel, there’s a penalty of 10 gold coins?”

“Oh yes…”

“Then. Bring me the toughest request you can by lunchtime today.”

“Yes? Why can’t you go with me and get it?”

“Hey, what would you think if you hung out with an A-class guy?”

Well, if I were to ride the bus so openly, it might hinder my ability to advance to a higher rank. As expected, professional mercenaries are thorough.

“I’ll just prepare some gear and go and level up quickly by doing the hardest requests possible. If I bring such shoddy gear, you’ll be suspicious, right?”

“Yes…!”

“Okay, then like I said before, I’ll see you at lunch.”

Seyoung hurriedly got up from her seat, as if she had something to do. As she moved, the mountain of beer glasses fell down. Clang… A loud noise was heard as the glasses fell down. It’ll take a long time to clean them up, won’t it?

‘By the way, how much beer did you spill while drinking it? “

The wooden chair she was sitting on was soaking wet, as if she had peed on it. It was dirtier than I thought. Is this person actually drunk?

I smiled at her inwardly and headed to the blacksmith shop to get my equipment fitted.

‘I need to give my body to the blacksmith to get equipment while saving points and gaining stats.’