episode_0015

After three days of being on suspension, I happily turned on the broadcast.

“I’m free! Cheers!!!”

Daytime drinking broadcast with beer ready.

I chugged my beer and prepared to produce memes.

Why start with a drinking broadcast?

Well.

– Is this the girl who spread terror memes on the internet?

– Honestly, it’s messed up… I got embarrassed and hurt my pride.

– Extreme perverts’ detention center ㅋㅋ The host has a reason for drinking ㅋㅋㅋ

– Host… Are you going to draw furry today? I believe in you… I’ve prepared donations too…

– Furry is nonsense, draw tentacles instead ㅋㅋ Let’s even draw fertilization!

– How can all 40 viewers be perverts? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

I felt like I would lose my mind if I did the broadcast sober.

I relied on the power of alcohol to numb my mind and started the broadcast with a slurred voice.

“Hehe… So, what should I draw today? Last time, I was told to draw fetish memes like last time… I’ll just run away… whoosh!”

It’s really disgusting no matter how you think about it.

Drinking beer, but acting cute with a super diaper bag for 70 babies.

As I was about to vomit from the rising self-disgust, the viewers asked me to draw.

– We’re here to see drawings, not drunkenness.

– Wow… your face is red… how can your face turn red when you’re drunk? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– I don’t care if your face is red, I want to see furry. You drew an awesome furry last time! Draw it again this time!

– Stop pretending to be drunk and just draw. Drawing while pretending to be drunk is allowed.

– Since things have come to this, how about crossing the line again? Let’s go for a week of suspension!

Vulgar bastards.

Why do they like furry so much?

If you tell them to hit a pet, they’ll gladly do it.

“Just draw. Don’t say too much. Honestly, this broadcast can’t survive without the power of alcohol…”

– It’s the path you chose, virgin.

– Isn’t the host a virgin?

– No, a guy with a head bigger than a baby’s head and a pelvis that’s easy to give birth to, is that a virgin?

– Didn’t everyone think he was a non-virgin? Of course, he’s a non-virgin ㅅㅂ ㅋㅋㅋ

One viewer’s virgin comment divided all viewers into virgin vs non-virgin camps, and I gently grabbed the back of my neck and spoke in a soothing voice.

“I said last time, don’t fight among viewers. Why are these guys with only a dagger fighting like this?”

After I finished speaking, the chat room fell silent as if a mouse had died.

Did I speak too harshly?

But they probably won’t leave even if I speak this harshly.

And sure enough.

– What the hell, talking like you’ve seen it?

– Let’s be honest, it’s not a dagger, it’s a long sword anyway

– If the sword is small when you’re having sex, wouldn’t that be a bit embarrassing? Honestly, this size seems like a big deal ㅋㅋ

– Viewer’s big deal standard: 8cm

– Well, if two daggers fight, it would really be like a f*ggot ㅅㅂㅋㅋ

These perverts didn’t plan on leaving, but instead cheerfully bantered back with me.

These cheerful bastards.

They really don’t plan on leaving over anything.

Maybe it’s not such a bad thing after all.

I heard that other broadcasters can get banned for swearing even once, but my broadcast is filled with perverts who understand and enjoy it when I curse freely, so there’s no one else but these weirdos.

Thinking this, I slowly opened my mouth into the microphone.

“To be honest, I want to draw normal sexual desires instead of abnormal ones. You know, like a fox with fluffy tails and ears, like a fox-human hybrid.”

As I looked at the fox god watching my broadcast, the viewers expressed their doubts about my words.

– That’s a furry, right?

– A furry?

– Fluffy tail, fluffy ears, and charming fur. That’s exactly a furry, isn’t it?

– I thought you were just into furries, but you’re really a furry enthusiast, haha.

“No, aren’t nekomimi and furries different? Humans are only 90% human and 10% animal, right? Tails and ears are charming points!”

– You draw those charming points in such detail.

– Everything else is drawn roughly, but tails and ears are drawn in great detail.

– Let’s be honest. The captain also likes furries, right? In reality, you prefer furries over nekomimi, don’t you?

“Stop talking nonsense. I believe that a mix of 92% human and 8% animal is the best. A 50:50 human-animal ratio is a mental illness, you crazy bastards.”

As the viewers kept pointing out my flaws and even mentioning the perfect ratio, they dismissed me like an angry monkey, treating me as if I were on the same level as their friends.

[Donation of 1000 won from Deceiver!]

[Oh… this woman? She may say no, but her body seems honest, doesn’t it?]

“What the hell are you talking about, you bastard? How do you know about my body?”

[Donation of 3000 won from Admitter!]

[What about 92% animal and 8% human? Ouyeah]

“You really need to go to the hospital quickly. Can you even function in daily life?”

[Donation of 2000 won from Jwabjwabjjikjjikbureurit!]

[The captain… I thought we were the same… Was I wrong in my thinking?]

“You were wrong, bastard. I’m different from you abnormal perverts. This is clearly normal sexual desire.”

As I continued to chat with Dona and get bombarded from all sides, I noticed a newbie coming to my broadcast.

A newbie! A newbie who will cleanse this filthy veteran!!!

Please show me your power…!

I looked at the new viewer with hopeful eyes, but unfortunately, the new viewer was not normal either.

– Sorry, can you also draw breast milk here?

You bastard.

—–

In a village filled with traditional hanok houses.

In the most elegant house in the village, a bald man and a woman in hanbok began to have a conversation while drinking tea.

“…So, you want to protect your friend who has become a yokai?”

“Yeah. Since he became a yokai out of nowhere, I feel like I should protect him too.”

“What if he gets eaten? And at a time when one exorcist is missing, what happens when the strongest exorcist leaves the front line? You know that well, don’t you?”

The woman glared fiercely as she set down her teacup, but the man ignored her gaze and savored the flavor of the tea.

“Wasn’t it agreed upon from the beginning? Didn’t we promise to guarantee freedom? If it turns out like this, will it become a fraudulent contract?”

“I’m asking you for a favor, you stubborn bastard! You call yourself a hikikomori? You’ll manage to live well on your own! Now that he’s become a yokai, he can live perfectly fine without you! He’s going out, getting some sunlight!”

The bald man shook his head in denial at her words.

“Even if he wants to go out, he can’t. He became a gumiho, but he doesn’t have energy and power, so he can’t transform.”

“…A gumiho? Those bastards obsessed with prestige? If he doesn’t have energy and power, it’s good riddance. Just kill him off altogether.”

“There’s no reason to kill, so why are you telling me to kill? Besides, he’s my friend. My only friend.”

The bald man pressured the woman, raising his spirits, and the woman easily brushed off his energy, opening her mouth with a serious expression.

“What will you do if he goes berserk? Don’t you remember a few yokai who were friendly with humans going berserk and completely turning away recently?”

“If I manage to control him so he doesn’t go berserk, that’s all. And my friend won’t lose his mind and go berserk.”

Unless it’s going berserk to attack someone due to sexual desire.

The man confidently claimed that he could control the yokai, and the woman sighed deeply, lowering her head.

“Don’t make assumptions, if high-ranking yokai like Gumiho start rampaging, a whole city can be destroyed in an instant. No matter how strong you are, you can’t completely protect people under the yokai’s rampage!”

“It doesn’t matter. As long as I can save my friend and my family, that’s enough.”

The woman, who had a puzzled expression at the man’s absurd words, betrayed him with a cold voice.

“You selfish bastard.”

“I’m sorry for being selfish, but haven’t you received a lot of help from such a bastard so far? I think I’ve done everything I can to prevent the destruction that occurs every three times.”

“…You really make it impossible to argue, you unlucky baldie.”

“Isn’t this baldie the one who prevented the second destruction? And I heard he’s developing a hair growth product, when will it be completed?”

“It’s not easy. Give me a little more time.”

“Let’s give you another year. Make sure it’s developed within that time.”

The man casually threw out his words and checked his vibrating phone.

“Damn it?”

“What, did something happen?”

The woman tilted her head in confusion at the man’s curse, but he sighed deeply and got up from his seat.

“…Seems like something urgent came up. Let’s end the conversation here.”

“Is it that friend again?”

“No comment.”

The man disappeared somewhere after throwing the talisman into the air, leaving the woman alone in the room.

“…I should finish watching the portrait I was looking at.”

Someone quietly began to observe someone drawing a vulgar picture.

– Don’t just draw Perry, draw some tentacles too, okay?