episode_0015

No matter how small the world is, I never thought I would see Cheonsol in Taecho Village. He looked embarrassed and looked around to see if the same thing happened to him.

What are you looking for? Looking at Sophia’s piercing gaze, I can tell she’s worried about something. I quickly warned Sophia.

“Sophia. be careful. I don’t know where that crazy guy will come from.”

“Huh? ah! You are a psychopath and a servant of God! Yohan is hiding behind me!”

You can’t be a man and be a coward who hides behind a woman. In NTR Tteokinji, the male lead, who always received help from the female lead, lost the girl to Geum Taeyang.

I can’t see Sophia being put down by another man. I spread my arms wide as if to hurray and pushed Sophia, who was blocking my path, aside.

“I will protect Sophia.”

“John…”

“The relationship between minions and gods is truly intimate. You can rest assured. My lord… Absolu is not here.”

“Really? So is this a free action? Being with a man in a dark back alley? Are you working on a relationship?”

“Hehe! Crazy human! You can’t cancel right away! I am a proud dwarf of the Iron Anvil clan! You’re hooking up with a woman without a beard! All I had to do was hit him that much! Why are you insulting me?”

Do you like women with beards? Are you saying that female dwarves grow beards? I guess I can’t have sex with a dwarf.

“Kukkuk. He’s a crazy person. It is truly a fitting nickname. If you were a resident of our world, you would have been given the nickname Gwangma.”

“This bitch is real.”

He raised his fist and shook it menacingly.

“Do you want to taste the bitter taste of fear?”

“I refuse to waste my energy needlessly.”

Cheonsol hid his hands while pretending to turn his back. Is there something you don’t want to show? At most, it would be blood, which is the vampire’s food.

“So why are you here?”

“Why are you asking that now! Hit me like that!”

“Do you want more?”

“No.”

The dwarf became calm. Cheonsol maintained a relaxed attitude.

“We are spreading Absolu’s faith in this village. Breck is the first prison here.”

“Who is Breck?”

“It’s me! It’s me!”

“You are Kim Dwarf.”

“Ugh!”

Kim Dwarf grabbed his heart. Oh my. It looks like you have a chronic illness. I guess it’s not a lottery ticket, but a randomly selected minion? Otherwise, I would have cured my illness with a wish.

“Won’t you also learn Absolu’s doctrine? It will help treat mania.”

“If you say madness one more time, you will be beaten too?”

“Like that.”

Cheonsol covered his chest and took a step back. I’m a bit king. If you had just backed away, you wouldn’t have thought anything, so why cover your chest?

I want to get you pregnant. Can I use my skills here?

“John. You can’t use skills in the starting village.”

“It’s a shame.”

“I did it just in case, but of course! You tried to use that skill again! How many times have I said no! Stop another god’s minions, huh? Is that okay?”

I was the one carrying the spirit, but Dwarf Kim and Cheonsol flinched. Kim Dwarf muttered sadly.

“I have no owner…”

“This bastard?”

I was so annoyed that I punched Kim Dwarf in the face. What a thrilling taste! It got so bad that I hit him again.

“Huh. Why are you hitting me?”

“I got beaten up because I said something bad. And why is there no owner? There is Goddess Kim.”

“Not Goddess Kim, haha. it’s okay. He registered me on the market.”

“Why?”

“Why why! Because it was developed for humans, that’s right.”

Kim Dwarf, who was about to get angry, looked at my fist and made a clumsy polite comment. After all, whether it’s a dog or a dwarf, a hawk is better.

Isn’t this why dragons in fantasy novels treat dwarves like slaves? There are good dwarves, like the Valhalla innkeeper, but there are also some, like the Kim dwarf, who are disobedient and must be disciplined.

“What does this have to do with that, you idiot?”

“Are you asking because you really don’t know? Because it was a useless minion that I registered in the market, I was kicked out to the starting village. I have to live self-sufficiently until another master buys me.”

“In a word, it was abandoned, right?”

“Huhhh.”

Dwarf Kim was crying and trying to hug Cheonsol. Cheonsol, with a kind smile, dodged to the side.

“Too much.”

“The main woman is your religious leader. Not my mom. Don’t complain.”

“Yes…”

You two are playing well. But why did Cheonsol take on such a half-poon dwarf as a prisoner? Is the plan to mass-produce weapons by locking them in a blacksmith shop?

Sophia, who was working hard on the screen while we were talking, shouted.

“It’s true! Breck’s listing is up for sale on the Galaxy Market.”

“Oh. Shall we see it soon?”

Name Breck. Race Dwarf. The price is 300,000 sacred?

“Sophia. How much is 300,000 divine?”

“If we combine the Sehrimnir and beer we had for dinner, it would cost about 50,000.”

Is it okay to think of 1 divinity as 1 won? So Kim Dwarf is only 300,000 won?

“Puhuhuhhh! hey! Kim Dwarf! Are you so fucking cheap? Why is it so cheap?”

“Profit…”

“He’s a poor kid, don’t tease him too much.”

“Sophia… Do you want to buy it for me?”

Sophia was disgusted.

“No. sorry. Dwarves who can’t do blacksmith work are a bit weird.”

“Huhhh.”

I’m crying again and damn it. I don’t want to deal with anything.

“Stop it now! Don’t you guys have a purpose for coming to the village too?”

“Why are you so rash?”

“I just carry out my duties as the leader. Do not persecute my believers.”

“You two have fun. Sophia. Should we just keep walking?”

“Ugh. I feel sorry for the kid, but I don’t have to worry about him because he has a mentally ill minion of God. Yes.”

As soon as I got out of the alley, I grabbed Sophia’s wrist.

“Sophia. Let’s go back to the alley, being careful not to get caught by them.”

“Why?”

“Cheonsol is suspicious.”

Why would a bitch who runs a cult on an Absolute planet hang out with a dwarf in the back alleys of the starting village?

“Oh, I see!”

“I guess vampires like full-fledged dwarves.”

“Huh?”

Did Sophia and I think differently? What’s there to do in the back alleys besides sex?

“Anyway, let’s go.”

He moved stealthily like a spy agent seen in a movie.

“Profit. This is code name 007. 008, please respond.”

“You’re talking nonsense again.”

“Sophia doesn’t know how fun this is. I’m still a child. It’s a child.”

“Do you want to get scolded?”

I don’t want to get scolded. I quietly zipped my mouth and watched what Dwarf Kim and Cheonsol were doing.

“A storm has come and gone. I have found some more ambrosia bread for you. Let’s eat together.”

“Cheon Sol…”

“Uh huh. Call me the leader.”

“I can’t believe the leader also fills his meals with such cheap bread. Tears cover my face.”

“Blessings come to those who persevere. Today’s suffering is tomorrow’s hope. If we eat it all, let’s hunt and gain divinity. Still, shouldn’t you eat a hearty dinner?”

“Cheonsol…!”

I’m having a lot of fun. Still, I understood the situation.

“Stop motion! All mysteries have been solved.”

“What! Crazy human! I didn’t go.?”

“Gwangma… Why did you come again?”

“I have seen through all your intentions! Don’t move! If you move, you’re a criminal!”

Sophia, who was behind her, sighed.

“Cheonsol. You must have lied to me?”

“Why are you slandering the original woman? I never told a lie.”

“You… were abandoned by Absolu, right?”

Cheonsol froze like a stone statue and then moved again.

“Hmm, hmm. I guess you figured it out. Aren’t you too interested in me? Did you have to look at me with those longing eyes to notice? I will accept your respect, but I will decline your wife’s feelings.”

“Sophia. look. He talks nonsense too. I’m not strange. All normal people do that?”

“Yeah, really?”

“So, repeat after me. Put your grandfather’s honor on the line!”

“I don’t have a grandfather?”

“Then, put Sophia’s honor on the line!”

“I put my honor on the line!”

“I will not forgive you!”

“Do it without forgiving it!”

I’ve gone through everything, but this doesn’t work. Kavi.

“Anyway, you were abandoned too? Why?”

Cheonsol was a strong enemy. Even though he lost to me, there was no opponent stronger than Cheonsol, even if you add Evrande to the opponents he faced during the five-game series.

“Isn’t it because of Gwangma? Absolu registered me in the market, saying that you can only enter six characters in the entry, but to use the main girl, you need to add a sacrificial minion, and that it is a big risk, so you have to show a return, but why did you lose to a human? ”

“Like that. If it were me, I wouldn’t have done that. Tsk tsk. That psychopath has no eyes to see.”

“No. It’s all because I’m lacking.”

It didn’t matter what happened to Kim Dwarf, but I wanted to get Cheonsol. First of all, she had a pretty face and beautiful breasts. I’m sure your pussy will be pretty too.

“Sophia.”

“I know. I know… look at this.”

Sophia showed the screen. As soon as I saw the information registered on the market, I couldn’t help but be shocked.

“No! What kind of deity are you doing?”

It’s fucking expensive. No, wait a minute, if Sofia wins 10 million, then how much does it cost for me to win her? Isn’t it at least hundreds of millions?

“I am a man. A very expensive man.”

“Has the mania subsided?”

“Conversation. Difficulty. If you want to talk to me, take a number.”

“This guy is real!”

Sophia gave me a sweet night. It hurts. If I wasn’t an iron man, I would have had a hole in my head.