episode_0014

“Welcome to Valhalla!”

“The meat today is very fresh!”

“Beer is also delicious!”

A noisy pub. We sat at the table while chatting. The menu is whole grilled Sehrimnir, beer, and dark beer. Just three things.

The meal was the same, and we shared dark beer and beer according to our tastes. I looked at the other gods talking with dull faces and whispered to Sophia.

“Sophia. Was this your taste?”

“Huh? what? I can’t hear very well!”

If you shout, Sophia will be embarrassed again. He moved the chair next to me and whispered in my ear.

“Is this what you liked?”

“Hip!!”

Sophia was startled and covered her ears. He looked at me with clear eyes and with difficulty let out one word at a time.

“Hmm… a little… maybe it’s my taste…”

“As expected. Sophia is a girly girl, but she has a wild side sometimes. Just by looking at it on the internet, it’s very…”

“Stop! Stop talking!”

“Why. It was cool.”

“Not cool at all!”

“Why are you denying it like this? Sophia is cool.”

A dwarf who was tearing off a boar’s hind leg on a nearby table whined and laughed.

“Are they a couple? It’s refreshing. It’s refreshing.”

“I was like that in the news too.”

I can tolerate Sophia being teased, but I don’t like using myself as a butt. Food came out just then, so I decided to stop teasing.

Sehrimnir. A whole roasted wild boar that is said to come back to life the next day even if it is killed. Shine flowed from the shell.

gulp.

This sound does not come from my mouth.

“The culprit is none other than Sophia!”

“Hi?!”

Sophia, who was staring at Sehrimnir’s hind legs and was startled when she heard me, started hiccuping.

“Hiccup. No, John, hiccup. Hiccup if you suddenly scream. You’re surprised.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Anyway. Hiccup.”

Looking at the meat and seeing it whet his appetite, it looks like he wants to get angry, but he also wants to eat the meat. However, I couldn’t sharpen the knife easily because of the hiccups.

“I’ll cut it for you.”

“Huh? Yes. Hiccup. Thank you.”

Although he wasn’t angry, he seemed grateful that I cut the meat for him. But the hiccups still haven’t stopped? I need to take extreme medication.

“Sophia. I know how to stop hiccups.”

“Hiccup?”

“What I mean is… Wow!”

He got so close that their noses were touching and screamed. Sophia’s pupils dilated like a cat.

“Mu, Mumu… What are you doing…”

“Mumu is, of course, just that.”

“What are you really talking about…”

“Oh my god! This is Amumu!”

“Ha…”

Sophia sighed. He looks like he has lost his country. Was he actually enjoying the hiccups?

“The hiccups have stopped, so let’s eat.”

“Huh? Is that so? So Yohan had an idea?”

“Of course.”

“I thought it was a spinal reflex.”

“Hahaha.”

“hehehe”

That’s harsh. As I took a bite of the meat, my displeasure disappeared. It was slightly bitter, probably due to the beer, but I could still taste the natural taste of the meat.

The juice that seeped into my mouth made my tongue happy. Oily but light. This is not the effect of beer. Is it a herb?

I chewed the meat, which was crispy on the outside and moist on the inside, a few times and swallowed it, then drank a dark beer.

“Puh-haa!”

This is sex and this is life!

“Start They say it’s the best tavern in town… but it’s too drinkable…”

I thought Sophia would always make a living like this. Like me, it must have been his first time, so he ravenously tore into the meat.

It’s nice to see you eating well. After all, a woman should eat happily. If you criticize me for being pretentious, I’m tempted to lash out.

We eagerly ate the meat without even talking.

“Owner! Here’s a beer!”

“The owner at first meeting? Are you a crazy person? Haha!”

A dwarf with a bushy beard slapped me on the back. Thanks to Iron Man, I didn’t have any pain.

“A very generous friend! Do you like it! So, it’s a service! Eat together with your girlfriend!”

“Hibbung.”

Hiccups again? Fortunately, I didn’t whine again. It’s a loss if I can’t eat such delicious food because of hiccups.

“Service is fried skin? This is delicious too! It’s perfect as a snack!”

I shouted to the dwarf owner, who gave me a burdened look. Then the owner smiled like a dwarf.

“Khahaha! What kind of respect is there between us? Just like before, call me the owner!”

“Good, owner! This is a great product!”

“Khahahaha!!”

“Johan… I’m so embarrassed…”

“Sophia, eat it too!”

“Oof. Whoop? It’s delicious!”

“The fried skin with lard is a delicacy! It won’t work! It’s a woman! I’m not doing business today! Bring me more fried skin and beer!”

*

“Ouch.”

I’m going to explode and search. I was full halfway through, but the combination of meat and beer was so perfect that I ate until I was about to vomit.

Burping makes me feel better. Sophia was covering her mouth like someone suffering from morning sickness.

“I ate too much…”

“Still, it was delicious. Right?”

“Yes…”

“I didn’t even pay much.”

The owner, Serhim, said it was a celebration of making a new friend and told us to only pay for the food and drinks we ordered at first. Serhim’s wife got angry and asked if I was doing business by digging, but when she looked at my hands, she said it looked good and readily agreed.

“But is it this easy to become friends with dwarves?”

“No. I don’t really like other races, but it’s a bit strange. I heard that if you have dexterity, you can easily become friends with dwarves. I guess it was true.”

“This is talent?”

For some reason, I developed a crush on the dwarf I met in the last battle. It was thanks to dexterity. Wouldn’t it be okay to call dexterity a talent only for dwarves?

“I ate, what should I do next?”

“Just taking a walk together. Let’s get some rest.”

“Aren’t you going out to hunt wild minions?”

“What do you mean by that? Where are the wild minions in the world?”

It’s shocking. No wild minions?

“Then where do you get your minions? After beating up a wild minion, say ‘You’re going to die.’ Or do you want to live with me?’ Don’t you have to recruit them while doing it?”

“I heard that some evil spirits do that, but they don’t usually do that. There are three general ways to save minions.”

“Oh.”

This is a topic I was curious about.

“The most common method is to buy minions in exchange for divinity at the Galactic Market, and the second is to grant the wishes of minions summoned through a lottery ticket. The last one is roughly taken from my planet.”

“Isn’t the last method no different from the lottery?”

“Because it is a method of direct selection, you do not need to have your wish granted. Instead, it’s the same as a lottery since you don’t know the potential of your minions. In the old days, there was a way to make a pact with other gods, make a simple contract, and send them to another world to find out their potential…”

“Open your eyes. Hero?”

Sophia, who was explaining intently, opened her mouth and looked at me.

“That’s an authentic comment, how did you know?”

“This is the extent of my insight. How does it feel to have a smart minion?”

“It was good until just now, but suddenly it got worse.”

“Why would you do that again? Sophia. Sophia~”

Ignoring my call and following Sophia walking ahead, I saw another familiar head in the alley. Earlier, I dismissed it as an illusion and moved on, but if coincidence repeats itself twice, it becomes inevitable. I could smell an incident.

“When I open my eyes in the morning, I wonder about last night.”

“Yohan keeps singing here. I’m going.”

“Sophia. That’s not important now. Look at the alley over there.”

“Why?”

Suddenly, the familiar figure disappeared.

“There’s nothing?”

“Doesn’t it smell?”

“The starting village was created for the convenience of the gods, so there is no bad smell.”

“No, just go and see for yourself!”

I held Sophia’s hand and ran down the alley.

“Ah, Johan, wait, ah…”

Sophia, who had been making a fuss, followed me from the middle without saying a word. As I entered the alley, I saw a dwarf eating ambrosia bread while sniffling.

“Ambrosia bread soaked with tears… I can’t believe I’m in this situation…”

“What are you, you’re in trouble here.”

The dwarf raised her head like a pitiful heroine.

“Keuuk!”

“Ah, sorry.”

It was so bad that my fist came out as a spinal reflex. But this taste. Sounds so familiar? The dwarf, who was crying after being beaten, looked at my face and sat down in horror.

“Ugh! Crazy human!”

“You dwarves are so free-spirited.”

Who is the crazy person?

“Puuu. Phew heh. Yohan is a crazy person… haha. Ah, so funny.”

“Sophia? You heard it before.”

“It’s a bar, hahaha. Here, hehehe. Oh, I’m going crazy. My stomach hurts.”

If you touch a person who is bursting with laughter, they will only laugh more, so ignore them. But can I ignore it? Sophia, clutching her stomach and trembling, her big breasts bouncing like a cow?

It’s a truly touching movement. It’s like that even with clothes on, so what if I take them off?

“Crazy person! It’s all because of you!”

A crazy dwarf interrupted my enjoyment. Where is the beggar from Gensei?

“Be quiet!”

I hit the head and it stuck to my hand. I know this hit!

“Are you a Kim Dwarf?”

“Hey… crazy human! I was abandoned because of you, but you, you!!”

“It’s really noisy.”

I hit the dwarf a few more times to silence him. Just as Sophia’s laughter stops, a new guy appears from the alley.

“What’s all the fuss about?”

It was a bitch, not a guy. Absolura is Cheonsol, a junior high school student who was Shin’s minion.