episode_0013

X.

After Alfred leaves, the clown and the two are left in an awkward space.

There is only one bed.

Sufficient conditions were created for a coup to take place, but unfortunately, the coup did not take place. No, I couldn’t get anywhere near that atmosphere.

This is because of one application left on the Evergreen Pad. I asked Alfred, but he said he didn’t know about the 6th application. No, in his eyes, there were only 5 applications visible on my Evergreen Pad.

In other words, the problem is the sixth application that Alfred cannot even see.

First of all, the shape of the application was a simple schematic of a person’s upper body, and the person’s head was wearing something that looked like a headset.

“What is this? Are you a clown?”

“Hehe~. Well~. Just press it. Master.”

I’ve been thinking about the application for a while, but I don’t have any information to even guess.

The moment I clicked on the mysterious application with my finger, the Evergreen Academy pad began to turn pure white.

“Uh huh. Is this dangerous?”

The clown had already taken the evergreen pad from my hand, thrown it on the side of the bed, and was blocking my path.

However, nothing happened that was so dangerous that our preparedness was in vain.

However, the pad that turned pure white gradually became brighter, and the collected light poured out as if shooting out. That too, within a certain angle at the top of the pad.

The light emitted in this way gathered together and formed a distinct shape. Like a holographic projector.

[oh? I never thought this channel would really open! Oh, sorry! Septimum Seraphim, a dedicated counselor, please feel free to call me Septi. How can I help you? sir?]

A shape that appears in the air like a hologram. At first glance, the figure appeared to be a ‘female’. The first reason why it was described as a female rather than a woman was because it was a woman so beautiful that you almost thought she was a person, and the second reason was because it had pure white wings spread out on its back.

A beauty with pure white wings and overly perfect plastic surgery.

Isn’t there something that just comes to mind?

“Angel?”

Yes. It is exactly the image of an angel.

[oh! You recognize me! yes. I am that angel. lol.]

The woman, no angel, who was smiling so cutely, soon cleared her throat with a ‘hmm’ sound as if she had done something wrong, lowered her voice, and asked again, ‘How can I help you?’

“Ugh!”

I was trying hard not to laugh at that cute sight. Of course, unlike me, there were clowns who laughed heartily. However, it was as if an angel was saying ‘help’. You can’t miss this opportunity.

“How can I help you?”

[to? Well, so… … . Umm… … . Hey, who are you?]

“Big! Phew! Hahahaha!”

The laughter I had been holding back burst out. Thanks to this angel, who is far from the image that comes to mind when thinking of an angel. To put it in a good way, it’s an innocent angel, and in a bad way, it’s an angel that looks somewhat stupid.

[Ooh, don’t laugh! Well, I’m still a beginner… … . Hmph! Don’t laugh!]

“Ah, big! I’m sorry… Kkkk. do… . Phew!”

However, when I saw the angel running around and crying while telling me not to laugh, I burst out laughing again. In the end, the angel sobbed while shedding tears.

I was laughing like that when I started to worry about how to comfort that crying angel. A new figure was captured on the screen behind the angel.

“Huh? Mr. Septi! behind! Behind you!”

Did you hear my cry? Angel Septi, who was sobbing while wiping her eyes with the back of her hand, made a ‘Hmph?’ sound and placed a question mark above her head – a typesetting symbol instead of an angel ring – and turned her head.

Then, we made eye contact with the person, and the question mark changed to an exclamation point,

[Ugh?!]

He falls backwards along with the chair while letting out a strange scream. It wasn’t clear, but I thought I saw cute dotted underwear under the angel’s short skirt.

[Should I say it’s been a while?]

The man who suddenly appeared, surprised Mr. Septi, and greeted me was a man I knew. I didn’t recognize him when I only saw his upper body, but when I looked at his face, I definitely knew he was a man.

“No. I didn’t know we’d see each other again so soon. Because not even a day has passed.”

[iced coffee. is it? Some time has passed here… … . Anyway, it’s nothing else. ha… … . I’m really annoyed. Oh, I wasn’t talking about you. Please excuse me for a moment.]

After saying that, the man immediately turned his back and was showing what a ‘boss’ craving’ is to our cute angel, Mr. Septi, who was still sitting on the floor and was looking at the man and saying ‘Above’.

[How old are you? what? 3 months to complete? shit! Who put you as a counselor! what? really? That witch again! Is she crazy now?! And why are you throwing a tantrum in front of the client? If I cry, will my life as an angel end? huh? If you’re sorry, is this over? Are you very fond of saying sorry? why? Should we change the name to ‘Sorry’? The last name is ‘Gae’.]

[Oh, no. Sorry, sorry. God of magic… … .]

[shut up! Who wants to say my name in vain? Is it because you don’t know that you are connected to a customer? Write a letter right now!!]

[yes… … .]

After such a short but intense outburst, the man turned to me again.

He was a man who called himself ‘God’, gave me the 6th level seal, and gave me spearmanship and footwork. In frozen time.

[sorry. [It was a hassle because our staff was inadequate.]

“No. are you okay. really. Actually, I came to a place called Evergreen Academy and clicked on the artifact used here, the Evergreen Pad, because there was an application that no one else knew about.”

[iced coffee. That’s what I did. Since I can’t meet you personally, I’m going to meet you this way. Actually, there was a lot of talk about you here.]

“You mean?”

[huh. Oh, don’t misunderstand that. I’m not saying what to do with you. It’s just that your presence itself was unexpected here. It was also a mistake on our part to impose a ban on me that wasn’t a ban. I have no choice but to say something.]

“To be honest, I can’t understand a single word because they keep saying this and this. Haha.”

I meant it. I couldn’t even understand half of what he said. I never dreamed that I would meet again with the man who referred to himself as God through the Evergreen application.

[okay. Well, you don’t need to know everything. Anyway, the conclusion is this. It started as a mistake here, and through a combination of coincidences, your soul was completed, and as a result, I came to the conclusion that the extensive ban imposed on you was too unreasonable for you. So we decided to provide compensation.]

“Compensation?”

Isn’t the word ‘reward’ a word that excites people regardless of gender or race? So do I.

None of what the man had talked about in detail in front of me entered my mind, but the word ‘compensation’ was very clearly stuck in my mind.

[okay. That martial arts gift I gave you. I decided to give him martial arts two levels higher than that. This is the first reward.]

“Two levels higher? I have no idea what kind of order it is?”

[That’s the maximum. The level above is the mind of an adept. All you have to say is that it will sound like a dog eating grass, making fables, and creating a harem.]

“That’s right… . It’s needlessly explicit.”

[The second one is Yeongdan. In your current state, your physical core capacity is so low that even if you eat something too good, you could be in trouble. What would happen if a size 77 woman insists that she is a size 44 and is forced to wear clothes that don’t fit her?]

“It will tear, right?”

[okay. That’s your strength core. This means that excessively good compensation cannot be paid.]

“Ah, yes.”

Still, I felt like it was something.

To put it bluntly, the person I am now was just a few days or even a few hours ago a commoner who read card fortunes.

And honestly, I don’t even know exactly what Yeongdan is talking about.

However, based on Go Gon-seong’s memories, I guess it means increasing this mysterious energy that I am currently feeling around my belly button.

[However, I hope you know that the spiritual training given this time is not a low-level and stupid spiritual training that only increases your spiritual power. Because it increases the elasticity and durability of the strength core and increases the grade of the strength core.]

“Oh my?”

The clown, who had been looking at the sparkling screen with curious eyes, asks in surprise.

“Do you know?”

“Yes. It’s really good. Really.”

The clown answered quickly enough to avoid using his characteristic elongated tone of voice, emphasizing that it was a ‘good thing’.

[Receipts will be paid each time the seal is released. Similarly, rather than increasing the amount of divine power, it is used to increase the performance of the divine power core, so it may not be as noticeable, but it is good anyway.]

“Yes.”

[To be honest, I think it’s shameful to wash one’s mouth with only this much compensation, but it’s true that they are saying that the things that have led to this scandal are the law!]

After that, he continued to complain to someone whose name he didn’t know for a long time. He spoke in such a harsh and loud voice that it made you wonder if it would reach the ears of someone he was chewing on.

[The two rewards mentioned above will be delivered through the temple. People will go to the temple. And my personal reward is this.]

“This… Yes?”

[This is what you call an application. Although it will be difficult to contact me this way, you will be able to contact the Seraphim in charge here once a quarter. If you need anything, ask for it. Seraphim Line will probably listen to whatever is possible. If it doesn’t work, well, there’s nothing we can do.]

It’s amazing. To be honest, I already have a strong power called Arcana that others cannot understand. But a man who is thought to be God would allow this kind of convenience?

This feels a little too much. I learned that I should be wary of excessive kindness for no reason. When did you learn that? today. When you almost fell into the hands of Rom and his sons?

[You can see what he’s thinking on his face. From our point of view, it really is nothing, so don’t be too harsh and take care of what you can. If I were to give one reassuring story and tip, it would be to live hard.]

“Work hard?”

[okay. try hard. The reason you awakened there was to stop the devil, right? So, live hard. I train hard, and I work hard to develop my card, which is your power. Then, this side will view you favorably, and the benefits to you will ultimately be greater.]

“Ah… … .”

Fortunately, I understood this time. And, as he said, it is true that it feels a little reassuring. I never thought I would have this kind of power.

Possibilities and potential received like a gift. I had no intention of becoming a pig like the nobles with this. The ‘living hard’ he talked about was something I was confident I would be really good at. Even now, I’m itching to practice the spearmanship he said is basic.

“But is this okay? What if I had this kind of power? It’s a direct connection to God or angels, right?”

[I gave it to you because it was okay. Moreover, there is a justification, right?]

“Justification?”

[You are a hero candidate blessed by God. you. I am opening a communication channel between you, who has the greatest potential among the hero candidates, and this world where the main god who gave you strength and prepared you for the devil resides. It is also a limited communication channel that is barely opened once a quarter.]

The smile of the man who was laughing as he said that resembled that of a bad boy just before committing some serious prank.

Since the man’s complaints weren’t directed at me anyway, it was just a matter of concern for those who were the target of the man’s pranks.

[The designated consultation time is coming to an end. Oh right. The maximum customer consultation time is 15 minutes. Soon, someone will arrive from the temple to prepare and deliver what I said.]

“Yes.”

[Good luck. Seraphim Septimum. Follow me right away. Let’s put you in the face of that witch and find out.]

After giving cold words to Mr. Septi, who was fidgeting behind him, the 3D image disappeared with Mr. Septi following the disappeared man, his wings drooping.

“I’m completely out of my mind.”

“Hmm~. That man. It’s not normal.”

“Huh? Do you feel that? It was just a conversation video?”

Can a strong person, such as a clown, feel the strength of his opponent just by watching a video? It was the first time I saw a clown speak in a somewhat serious tone, expressing that it was not normal.

“Don’t you know because we talked?”

“??”

“Your ability to deal with people under you is outstanding~. I really want to learn. I really want to learn that and hear it cry from the cheeky old man’s mouth. You must try it~. Hmm~.”

It seems that Alfred made a scary woman his enemy. Maybe it’s my mood?