episode_0011

Fortunately, I was able to find the inn not long after I left the place.

After paying the innkeeper and renting two rooms, he threw Yuna on the bed and closed his eyes to sleep.

···How much time has passed?

When I opened my eyes again, the sun was already shining through the window.

As I woke up, I opened the door and went in to check if Yuna was awake.

Then, what I see is a person still lying on the bed and dozing off.

Sleep well.

“Hmmnya…”

It was so carefree to see him talking in his sleep, scratching his hair that had become frizzy again while he was sleeping.

It was quite disgusting because it overlapped with the sleeping figure from yesterday’s attack.

“Get up.”

Even if you shake him gently to wake him up, he shows no sign of waking up at all.

Okay, that’s how it comes out, right?

A sense of playfulness arose as he hugged the blanket tighter as if he didn’t want to get up.

Gently grab the other side of the blanket Yuna is hugging… and lift it up with a bit of force!

“Kaaa?!”

The blanket lifts and Yuna soars into the air along with it.

Because the wrist snaps, rotation in the air is a bonus.

If I left it alone, it could cause serious injury, so I grabbed it and placed it safely on the bed.

“How are you feeling?”

I looked at Yuna with a grin.

An expression that makes you feel sleepy but doesn’t understand what happened.

I felt good because I succeeded in getting a small revenge.

…But why isn’t it moving? The facial expression is not as good as I thought.

“Yuna, are you okay? Does it hurt anywhere?”

“···eww.”

eww?

“Eweeek…!”

“Well, sister… I’m really, really sorry!”

“It’s okay. If you apologize any further, I’ll get angry, so stop.”

“Well, still…! I’m really, really sorry…”

Yuna has been like that ever since she poured her vomit on me.

No, if there was a mistake, it was my fault for waking up the child who had been drinking so much yesterday while casting a whirlwind…

However, Yuna didn’t seem to remember how I woke her up, only the results of pouring it on her.

I was at fault, but I feel a little better now that I’m being apologized to.

Fortunately, the vomit that spilled on me was wiped cleanly away.

With the power of clean magic held by the female protagonists of the game.

It is originally used to remove mucus and other sticky liquids, but it can be used for other purposes as well, so it is very convenient.

Still, the discomfort didn’t go away, so I ended up washing it.

In the end, even clean isn’t perfect. That’s why I washed under waterfalls when I was living in the forest.

Because it only removes body fluids and mucus, it does not remove dirt or oil that sticks to the body.

“Sister, where are we going now?”

“It’s an adventurer’s guild.”

After thinking about various things before going to sleep, the first thing I needed to acquire was status.

Equipment to protect one’s body, such as weapons or armor, is enough to defeat monsters with one’s bare body, and consumables such as potions do not cause harm in the first place, so there is no need to use them.

Even if you get hurt, just memorize healing once and that’s it.

In that sense, the Adventurer’s Guild has a very high priority.

If I remember correctly, the Adventurer’s Guild will issue you a guild member certificate as long as you have the money.

It’s a great way to obtain legal status.

Moreover, this place is Aven, which is called the adventure city. A land of opportunity, home to the largest guild in the kingdom…!

“Adventurer’s Guild! That’s a good idea! By the way, the Adventurer’s Guild is in the opposite direction, right?”

“what?”

“Look, there is a map. Shouldn’t we go the other way?”

I followed her words and looked through the guide map.

Because this is where we are, and that big tree over there…

“I see. I guess I took a wrong turn. Let’s go back.”

Gyaaa! I really took the wrong route!

To hide my embarrassment, I started walking back the way I came.

I felt like my ears were burning.

“Welcome, how may I help you?”

“I want to join the guild.”

“Are the people who came with us also joining?”

“Yes. Please.”

“Then, fill out this document… Oh, if you don’t know how to write, an additional fee will be charged for ghostwriting.”

I nervously looked at the documents the guild member gave me.

···Whew, fortunately, it looks like I can read the text.

Is it because I read several novels in which I was sent to a different world and had no benefit, unable to write or speak?

Little things like this keep making me feel at ease.

Well, since this body is set up as a fallen aristocrat, it’s rather strange not to know.

“Good. Are you sure that Airi is a swordsman and Yuna Maybelle is a wizard?”

“okay.”

“Then, this.”

Two necklaces placed on the table.

One had an iron decoration embroidered in the center, and the other had an embroidered decoration made of copper instead of iron.

It looks kind of cheap.

“This is a proof that you are a member of the Adventurer’s Guild. If you lose it, you will be charged a certain amount, so please be careful.”

While listening to the explanation, I put on a necklace decorated with iron.

When I put on some decorations while not wearing anything, I felt a little uncomfortable.

“Because your identity has not been confirmed, we ask for your understanding once again that you have no choice but to be assigned to the lowest grade, Iron.”

“Ah, it doesn’t matter.”

“Thank you. Then, Yuna, you requested to be assigned bronze, so we will give you bronze rank, but please note that you can always apply for an upgrade.”

I was told that Yuna could start at Silver level because she was a wizard, but when I told her that I would start at Iron level due to lack of credit, I was given a lower grade.

They say they don’t want to be separated from me or something.

“You can place a request after checking it on the bulletin board on the left.”

“Thank you for your kind explanation.”

“No, it’s me.”

The receptionist maintained a businesslike attitude until the end, and only smiled at the end.

“He had a very rigid attitude.”

“That must be normal.”

“Huh? That one? It would be nice if it was a little softer…”

While slowly walking towards the bulletin board, Yuna expressed a question.

If she were an ordinary adventurer, she wouldn’t have been so businesslike.

“I have no status. If you go to the guild to get a status at this age and say you have no status, how will you accept it?”

“Uh, are you saying they are trying to launder my identity?”

“Yes. And most of those cases involve crime.”

“ah···.”

“So, in a way, such a rigid attitude is natural.”

To put it simply, I am treated like a potential criminal by that receptionist.

…In order to make up for that lack of trust, I’ll have to focus on requests for the time being and raise my level as quickly as possible.

When I arrived at the bulletin board, several people were staring at it.

“Oh, this is good! Eliminate a group of ogres that appeared in the nearby forest!”

Yuna took a piece of paper attached to the bulletin board and waved it around.

Come… This guy is characterized by his large size and tremendous strength to match.

Monsters called greenskins, along with orcs, goblins, and trolls.

Greenskins, characterized by green skin, are all humanoids with limbs.

And one feature that sets it apart from other monsters.

These guys don’t have a female body.

So the plan was to capture women of human or other races and make them give birth to children.

Now that I think about it, I wonder if that makes sense.

I guess that’s because it’s a fantasy world, not even Earth.

The setting is that those guys sometimes attack villages to supply women, so subjugation requests often come up.

···I forgot the main story, so why do I only remember the settings?

I can’t help it because I suck. hmm.

“No, unfortunately, that won’t work. That’s for Silver level or higher.”

“Hmph, that’s right…”

Forgetting that our level was at the bottom, I sent Yuna away who was trying to receive the request.

Where, where are the quests for low level dragons…

[Please help the hikikomori son]

[Request to kill slime]

[Request for construction site security]

[Looking for a photo model]

“···oh.”

It’s a lineup that fills your imagination just by looking at the titles.

[Please save the hikikomori son]?

It is obvious to anyone who sees it.

It must be a mother’s effort to turn her son into a human being.

However, because the son is human trash itself, the female adventurer who came to receive the request…

[Request to kill slime]?

This is also the same.

I don’t know what kind of acid the slime in Yagame has, but it cannot dissolve living things.

But the clothes melt as if they were iron armor.

The clothes melted and stuck to me, who was defenseless…

Hehehe.

“Yuna. Do you have any items that can restore clothes?”

“Restoration kits? Yes, they sell them at the general store? I have some, too.”

Sheesh.

I was confused as to whether it existed or not, but it seemed to exist.

Without that, you wouldn’t be able to feel the joy of walking into town with your torn clothes in shame!

That’s it, even if it wasn’t for that, I would have melted my clothes on purpose and showed some skin to try and get some fun at the event!

Well, I have no choice.

Let’s take a look at another request.

[Request for construction site security]

This request…

Ugh, I’m not sure.

Since it’s a night game, it seems like there’s something there, but I’m not sure what it is.

As you stand guard, is someone coming to disturb you?

I don’t want to receive this.

Let’s see, the last request…

[Looking for a photo model]

···!

This is it!

It’s a perfect request!

You don’t have to go far to catch it like slime, and it’s not a request you don’t know what it is like a construction site request.

I was also attracted to the request for a hikikomori son, but after seeing this request, I narrowed down my options to one.

This is it, this is all there is.

Right now, it’s just like a normal request, and it ends with just taking a picture.

However, as you receive the same request multiple times, the level gradually rises like an escalator.

Okay, let’s do this.

“Ah! This request is okay!”

As I happily tried to take off the request, Yuna, who was watching with me, came over and took the request away.

[Defeat slime]

Umm… It’s not a bad request, but there’s something more I want to receive right now.

“Yuna, how about this instead of that request?”

“Huh? Which one? Sister, do you really want to take this? It looks suspicious to anyone.”

That’s good, that’s it!

Just by looking at it, it looks like the lewdness level is going to escalate!

“Ha, as expected, you are so careless! Leave it to me!”

After saying that, Yuna suddenly took the request form to the receptionist.

“I’d like to ask you a favor regarding this request. How long can I handle it?”

“It’s a request to kill a slime. All you have to do is get the specified quota within a week.”

“How do I check the number of catches?”

“After treatment, you can bring the by-product core.”

The story quickly progresses without me.

“Yu, Yuna. Don’t do that, that request is….”

“Good! There will be no time to hesitate. Let’s finish this quickly!”

I was ignored.

I wanted to request a photo shoot…