episode_0011

#011. Really Annoying Men.

The morning after bickering with my older sister.

“Did you sleep well?”

“…No.”

“Why? Couldn’t sleep well? Did I talk in my sleep a lot?”

“No….”

I didn’t talk in my sleep much.

I was more worried about what happened yesterday than talking in my sleep.

“I hope I’m not pregnant.”

“Why? Are you worried?”

“I am worried….”

Even having sex within the family feels a bit morally burdensome, let alone having a baby….

“Don’t worry. Even if we’re similar, dads are different, so even if we have a baby, it won’t be deformed.”

“…No. That’s not what I’m worried about….”

“And yesterday was a safe day, you know ♥”

“Oh, it was a safe day?”

“Yeah.”

Thank goodness.

It was a safe day….

“But I feel a little hurt.”

“What?”

“Hwayi, do you not want me to get pregnant?”

“Huh?”

“I want to get pregnant, but you don’t want me to?”

“Yeah. I don’t want you to.”

Who would like an unplanned pregnancy?

Thinking that, I honestly expressed my thoughts.

Tears started to flow from Areum.

“Eh…? R-really?”

Huh?

Why, why is she crying?

“T-then why did we have sex?”

“Huh? Well….”

Didn’t we do it because we liked each other?

“Why did we have sex if you weren’t going to impregnate me!”

“Uh… um….”

I was momentarily stunned by my sister’s strange logic.

‘Isn’t it usually the opposite?’

Unless they’re a married couple, isn’t sex supposed to be for enjoyment?

Isn’t it a bit risky to think that sex should only be for the purpose of getting pregnant?

…That’s what I thought.

“I… I thought Hwayi wanted to make me a mom… and that’s why we had sex… sniff….”

“Ugh….”

Who would’ve thought a world where a woman wants to get pregnant on her own…?

“You jerk…. You’re a bad guy… sniff!”

“I think there’s some misunderstanding.”

Before it got any noisier, I covered my sister’s mouth and said.

“What I meant was that I’m not ready yet.”

“…Sniff. Ready for what?”

“Ready to be a dad.”

22 and 20 years old.

Both legally adults, but still too young to take on such responsibility.

“I’m still young. I’m not ready to be a dad yet….”

“Even if you’re not ready, it’s okay… I’m confident I can be a mom.”

“Being a couple doesn’t happen just because one person is ready.”

“Couple, you mean us?”

Did I say something wrong?

“You’re saying we’re a couple now?”

“Oh? Uh… yeah….”

She laughed again as if asking when she ever cried at the word “couple.”

“That’s right… couples need to be in sync with each other.”

“Yeah.”

“We’re just not ready yet, right?”

“Yeah. That’s right.”

“So, are we going to keep having sex?”

“Yeah… that’s why I want to start using condoms from now on…”

“Huh? Condoms?”

“Yeah.”

Although I prefer not to use them, wearing condoms is the best method of contraception.

…I thought.

“Where can we get condoms?”

“Oh? Don’t they sell them at convenience stores?”

“At convenience stores? Why would they sell them there?”

“…?”

“They don’t sell them?”

“They don’t sell medical instruments at convenience stores.”

Medical instruments?

Since when did condoms become medical instruments?

“Why are they considered medical instruments?”

“…Are you really asking because you don’t know?”

In this world where contraceptives have become medical instruments, it should be me who has doubts, not her…

Why is she looking at me strangely?

“Oh! By the way, our Hwa hasn’t had a urology check-up yet, right?”

“Huh? Do we need to do that?”

“We have to. If you were born a man.”

“…Is that so?”

“Yeah.”

But does he need a urology check-up at this age?

It doesn’t seem like the right time for that…

“I don’t think so. Since we’re already here, should we go for the urology check-up today?”

“Suddenly? It’s a hassle.”

“Even if it’s a hassle, we have to go. Our Hwa is obligated to have it done this year.”

“Well, I guess there’s no choice then…”

I really don’t understand why I have to have a urology check-up at this age.

“Just because it’s obligatory, should I go and get it done for now?”

***

8:30 AM, Saturday morning.

My sister and I, wearing hats and masks tightly, and sunglasses, sneaked out of the house without Mom and Yeumi noticing.

“…But do we really need to disguise ourselves like this to go to the urology department?”

We’re not going to some strange place, so why hide our identities?

“It’s not necessary, but… hehehe. Right now, it’s necessary.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Let’s take a picture before we go.”

“Suddenly? In this state?”

“Yep! This feels more like it.”

“…What feels like what?”

“Hehehe. Just wait and see ♥”

Squish―♥

My sister hugged my elbow between her ample breasts and took a picture at a 45-degree angle.

Click―♥

“Hehehe. Nice.”

Tap tap tap tap.

After taking the picture, my sister immediately turned on her Twitter to upload it.

“…Are you going to post it on your secret account again?”

“Hehehe. Bingo!”

Gasp―!

On the smartphone screen my sister showed me with an ominous smile, two people were captured hiding their features completely.

ID: Se_X_SHAR♡

“On our way to the urology clinic with my little brother♥ Cheering for our little brother’s first time!”

“…First time? What first time?”

“Hehehehe♥ You’ll know when we get there♥”

“….”

What could they possibly be so excited about at the urology clinic?

I just can’t figure it out.

***

We took a taxi to the urology clinic.

“But…”

And arrived at the urology clinic.

“Is this really the urology clinic?”

I thought it was just a simple private hospital, but the building looked like a large comprehensive hospital.

[National Urology Center]

“What are we doing here?”

“Hehehe. Obviously, it’s the urology clinic.”

An ominous grin behind the sunglasses.

“It seems too grand for just a urology checkup…”

“Hehehe. Just wait and see. You’ll know once we’re inside♥”

What on earth are they dragging me into?

As if it’s something remarkable.

“Follow me.”

“…Sigh.”

My sister held my hand and led me into the hospital.

“How can I help you?”

When asked by the receptionist, my sister confidently showed our joined hands and said,

“We’re here to register our little brother for a checkup today!”

“Oh, I see. Then please take a number and read this while you wait.”

The receptionist handed us a pamphlet.

[Monthly Male Sperm Obligation Collection Guide]

“There’s an obligation like this?”

Upon reading the content, it was absurd.

As a man, there’s an obligation to donate sperm for women in need.

It was a strange obligation enforced due to the decrease in male fertility.

“Hehehe.”

“…So that’s why you laughed?”

“How is it? If it’s tough, should I help you out a bit?”

“It would be nice if you helped, but…”

I showed the pamphlet to my sister.

“Only a specialist can do sperm collection, right?”

“…Huh?”

Upon reading the contents of the pamphlet, the older sister lowered her sunglasses slightly and pressed her face forward.

“Lies….”

“It’s not a lie. Look here.”

[During sperm collection, it is impossible without one’s own or professional assistance.]

“…Why on earth?”

It seemed that even the older sister didn’t know this fact.

“I don’t know either. This is my first time here today. Did you come without knowing?”

“…No way! I’m also an expert in sperm collection…”

“It seems you didn’t know.”

“Ah, no… I boasted about it on Twitter…”

“…So it was for Twitter after all.”

It’s like being addicted to such back-up accounts.

“Don’t worry. I’ll make the source to post on Twitter for you.”

Yay!

The older sister’s face flushed at those words.

“R-really?”

“It’s not difficult.”

“Nana! Then can I suck cock in the hospital restroom today?”

“Oh my goodness!”

I said, covering the older sister’s mouth as she spoke loudly.

“Don’t say that out loud!”

“Hehe. Will you do it?”

“…Okay.”

“Yay!”

Is it really okay like this…?

***

Sigh…

I took a number ticket.

“Sis, I’ll be right back. I’ll contact you when it’s done! I’ll wait in the restroom♥”

Realizing that she couldn’t collect sperm, the older sister went to a cafe for a moment.

Alone, I sat in the waiting room with other men around me, waiting for my turn.

“There really aren’t many men here.”

In this urology department where the floating population seemed to easily exceed 100, there were only five visible men, including me, who had come as obligated individuals to collect sperm.

“It doesn’t seem like there are many men my age.”

One elderly man, one middle-aged man, two men who looked like college students, and me, still young.

Except for me, the men all had disgruntled expressions.

“Why do they dislike it so much?”

I wondered why they disliked it so much, just because it’s a simple task. Why did they dislike it so much? I thought.

Amidst the men disappearing one by one, the last remaining man, the elderly man, entered the examination room.

“Patient number 5! Please wait in front of examination room 2.”

“Yes.”

I waited for the examination in front of him.

***

Inside Examination Room 2.

There was a commotion in the place where there were only nurses, doctors, and elderly male patients.

“No! Just give it to me right away. Why do you need to check my erection?”

“Grandpa, checking your erection is essential during the examination. You should know since you’ve been here many times.”

The nurse and the patient were arguing.

In between them, as always, Doctor Kang Yejin was just sighing.

“This is so annoying. Why do men make such a fuss over something as simple as getting an erection?”

“If you’re born with a cock, that’s its value.”

It’s been four years since she became a doctor.

In those four years, not even once. Not even once has she seen someone willingly undergo an examination.

“I’ve been here many times, so you should know my condition! But why do you keep getting an erection?”

Whether old or young.

They all throw a fit when it comes to getting examined.

“Just give it to me!”

“Sigh…”

Now it’s just annoying.

Since it won’t matter if she does a sloppy job on the examination, she might as well just do it.

“Yoon, just give it to him.”

“Yes? Oh. But…”

“Just give it to him.”

“Oh. Okay…”

At Yejin’s words, Heeyeon handed over a prepared condom and a paper cup.

“Do you know how to use it?”

“Hmph! They really make it so annoying.”

Whizz!

The elderly patient roughly took the items and left.

“If you go to Examination Room 3… Ugh, he doesn’t even listen till the end.”

Heeyeon, who sighed, felt the same way as Yejin.

“I really want to quit…”

Annoying men.

Guys who think having a dick gives them power and just give women hysteria.

“Is the next one the last?”

“Yes…”

“Sigh… Still, it’s good that the work will be done quickly.”

The only advantage is that there aren’t many patients, so there isn’t much to do.

“Patient number 5, please come into the examination room.”

Along with Heeyeon’s voice, knocking was heard from outside the door.

Tap tap

“Hello…”