episode_0009

“Ah, uh, ah, ah, that, ah. Uh, uh, how, how.”

‘How’ is a pathetic answer, even in my opinion. I took the big dick out of my skirt and put it in my top, but no matter how much I turned around, it was natural that I would get caught.

Due to the blood rushing to the cock, the brain was dazed to the point that it was close to orthostatic anemia, and as a bonus, the cock brain had destroyed reason, so the obvious fact was not noticed.

Even though I’m not particularly good at anything, my skill at making excuses is top-notch, I keenly felt that I was cornered by a single person this time.

Lee Seong, who was forcibly revived through CPR and forced to sit back down, was on the verge of committing suicide in despair over his joyless responsibilities.

“Ah, Ba, Ba, V, Babu, Babuut, Mite… … .” Faced with the worst situation since I was born, my intelligence gave up on everything and began to regress.

“… … Penny, do you know the body structure of slime?” Miss Edrose, who was looking at me pitifully, said calmly. “Slimes don’t have brains. Instead, each cell that makes up this mucus is a biological computer that analyzes and calculates things around it.”

The topic of conversation changes so suddenly that I can’t adjust.

You just want to point out TMI… … There were a few times when I thought that, but recently I realized that when Miss Edrose says something out of the ordinary, it’s usually a build-up to another important story.

“Slime grows by decomposing organic matter that touches the body and converting it into the same slime. So, it’s dangerous to hug her suddenly. And as the slime increases, the slime’s intelligence also increases.”

“Mites… … ?”

“A typical fist-sized slime is only as intelligent as a jellyfish, but look at me… … .”

Miss Edrose raises her index finger and points toward her temple. In my head, a core with a different texture from the surrounding mucus was sparkling and bubbling.

“In addition to the two specialized biological cores, it has a separate core for thinking ability. Therefore, it has not only senses, but also memory and language skills, and even high-level reasoning functions.”

Are you saying you are smart? Wait, so that means… … .

“In other words, Penny, I can safely assume that your interaction with Sammy just caused your cock to become erect and you are in trouble. If you calculate it based on Penny’s behavior patterns, it’s obvious even without looking.”

“Now, sleep, how, do you know that, Ed, Rose, Yang… … .” If he were a wise person, he would have responded by saying, ‘It’s a bad joke.’ But that wasn’t the case.

“Furthermore, I have a natural habit of analyzing mucus in order to absorb it when I see it. That liquid that was sticky and hanging down on Sammy’s cardigan is Cooper liquid, right? You can tell just by the smell.”

Miss Edrose stands up from her seat like a great detective who has discovered the culprit, and comes towards me, languid. Expulsion! If this continues, you will be kicked out! But maybe this is a good thing!

“Wow, you just saw it… … I have an erection… … Doing… … .”

“Huh? I haven’t seen it.”

“Huh?”

“I couldn’t look at it just now because I was stealing and reading 《The Adventures of the Snake Woman: Medusa Bamson Begins》 that you lent to Sammy.”

I thought you weren’t interested in novels!

“Eek──!? Then how!?”

“You sat on my face on the first day.”

With the blood draining out, my dazed brain tried to remember. ‘I can’t get up, can you get out of the way for a moment… … ?’ So the part I was sitting on was the face?

“And you even put your dick on my face and rubbed it.”

No, I don’t even remember that part. I hastily crushed my barbaric club with my hands. There is.

… … So is there ultimately only one answer?

I knew it from the beginning.

That’s right.

“I’m not going to drop out, I’m going to commit suicide──!!” I ran to the window, crying with all my might.

You’re not saying that Miss Edrose knew everything about me going to the public restroom late at night with a book in my hand with a flushed face, or pretending to put my knees up under the blanket when I see Miss Sammy in the morning—!!

“Stop, dying won’t help! If you are going to die, donating your organs is beneficial to society. If you fall from this height, you won’t even be able to recover your bones.”

Miss Edrose’s arm, holding onto my forearm, stretched out and wrapped around me like a tentacle every time I tried to shake it off. I was a woman with terrible physical strength who couldn’t even shake off liquid.

“Who are you telling me to donate my organs to? ”

“… … I’m not asking you to donate, but if you’re going to die, hand over your body to me. Because the body tissues of organisms are rich in nutrients.”

“Hi!” Food!

“But before that, there is something you must do for me.”

“Ugh… … What should I do?”

“Handing over to me the precious semen that you waste by locking yourself in the bathroom every morning and flushing it down the drain.”

… … what? You really knew everything────!?

───

There is a saying that 70% of humans are made of water. In other words, 7 out of 10 people are konjac clones.

Slime is 99.9% water. It just means konjac. This level is equivalent to the rate of bacteria in the mouth that is eradicated with Gargrin. As the body is like this, the slime needs to ‘replenish moisture’ three times a day instead of eating.

Since I have a history of flooding the room by accidentally pouring water from a bucket, Sammy is mainly in charge of keeping Miss Edrose hydrated.

I don’t know how he did it, but he broke the watering can every time.

However, this type of hydration has a clear drawback compared to wild slimes that live in the vast nature, drink natural mineral water, and occasionally eat one or two people.

Since slime is a type of ‘solution’, replenishing moisture with only tap water can dilute body components. However, there is a dilemma that if you do not water it, it will dry out.

“The reason I stay in bed every day without getting out of bed is because my body has difficulty maintaining viscosity due to an unbalanced diet.”

No, I think it’s clearly because Miss Edrose is lazy… … . Ms. Edrose always looks sticky and sticky on the outside, but slime seems to have a condition of its own.

“In that sense, I want you to give me your semen, which is being discarded for no good reason. It’s okay to refuse if it’s uncomfortable.”

I answered whatever my cock told me to do. “Oh, no… … ! It’s just a little sudden!”

If things had been the same, I would have avoided it, but perhaps because I was half out of my mind, I couldn’t refuse it.

Even though it was progressing to an absurd and outrageous level, I was glad that I had avoided the worst situation of being kicked out after being discovered to be a futanari. Cocks are also happy in a different way.

After all, a geek is a geek. Miss Edrose knew everything from the beginning, but she didn’t care at all. Is it because their way of thinking is different from that of humans, or is there too little prejudice?

The cock, swollen to the point of bursting with semen even if a little more stimulation was applied, was shouting, ‘Haha matak, yare yare shoganaina!’

“Well, you know, Miss Edrose. Then why have you been pretending not to know until now?”

“If you ask for semen from someone you’ve only recently met, based on common sense, wouldn’t you think you’re a crazy psychopath? Do you have no shame?”

Don’t suddenly spit out correct opinions.

“Anyway, this is a win-win. I can provide you with fluids to maintain viscosity. Separation is a much more efficient method than blood sucking or predation. Because it is sustainable and effective.”

No matter how you think about it, it was an absurd claim, but it felt much more realistic than the idiotic story about providing magical power through sex.

“… … Well, then what is my win?”

Does this mean you don’t have to rush into a public restroom while trying to hide your horny dick?

“It makes it easier to dispose of semen.”

… … The focus is different from mine, but it is an undeniable fact.

Even though it had been piling up for a while, it almost clogged the toilet from the first day I got in the truck. And I haven’t had any accidents so far, but if semen splatters here and there, it’s up to me to clean it up.

You may get the wrong impression by looking at distorted and sensational futanari doujinshi, but the depiction of a futanari spewing out hundreds of liters of bodily fluid when she ejaculates is an exaggeration.

First of all, there is no room for that much semen to fit into our bodies. Even if you melted the bones and released them as semen, let alone the muscles, that amount would be unreasonable.

When you actually ejaculate, about 300 to 500 ml comes out at a time.

This one time does not mean the total amount of ejaculation once, but the amount that comes out when you ejaculate once, your dick stands up, you apply force to your urethra, and it spurts out.

The reason why it shoots out like that, burreut, burreut, keoltteok─♡, is because it can be fired about 5 or 6 times in a row, up to 8 times in a single ejaculation… … .

After ejaculation, the amount that comes out is usually around 2 liters, but usually around 3 to 4 liters. Even when there is a lot, it is only about 5 liters. what? It’s not ‘at best’? Umm… … .

Of course, this is an exception when it comes to fighting with all your might until it is empty, but we will have a chance to talk about this next time.

Of course, since the balls continuously produce semen, there is no limit to the amount of ejaculation, and if you continue to masturbate after ejaculating, you can eject an infinite amount of 10 or 20 liters, but I have not tried that yet.

Even 5 liters is enough to clog a toilet when the concentration is high. I want to avoid being singled out as the cause of the academy’s toilet breaking down.

Anyway, if the cock ejaculates eight times, 500ml each time, and no matter how hard you aim, it is inevitable that a little bit of semen will splash out due to the sudden recoil of the cock.

With the physical strength of a weak girl like me, it is difficult to control a cock that bounces and flutters and ejaculates indiscriminately.

The amount is quantity, but concentration is also an issue. If I don’t drink enough water to burst my stomach, my semen always maintains a consistency that is slightly more easily smeared than Edrose’s.

Especially when the amount of accumulated semen and the state of estrus were both at their peak, like the last time I masturbated for the first time using a pin, the semen scattered on the sheet was almost like a ball.

No matter how well you wipe away that squishy and sticky thing with a tissue, it sticks here and there, leaving sticky webs, and it’s likely to get dirty.

This means that it is a completely different level of difficulty than wiping off a small urine spill. But Miss Edrose says she will solve it. how?

“Ah──Ang.”

Ugh! also… … ! Miss Edrose, sitting next to me on the bed, opens her torn mouth in my direction.

From the outside, you might think that Ms. Edrose is just a flaccid pink woman, but seeing her mouth wide open like never before makes you think she’s definitely a monster.

The open mouth is still transparent, allowing some light to pass through. I couldn’t feel the breath or body temperature of a human, but the cool, moist breath felt more vivid to me.

Perhaps because of this, the sticky and melting roof of the mouth, the tongue that sticks out like jelly, and the digestive tract that extends to the back of the throat were more clearly visible.

The jagged teeth-like outline around the mouth is dripping sticky mucus, making it look as if it is lined with crystals, like eaves on a rainy day.

“Now, think about whether it’s Sammy’s breast or the friend in the next room, and quickly put it in. You can shake your dick yourself, or you can stick it in my mouth. If necessary, I will personally help, but the first step is with the head.”

head? Does this mean you want me to cum in your mouth? … ? I unbuttoned my clothes and freed my cock from its confines. The trapped cock jumped out as if angry and shook, scattering Cooper fluid in the air.

And without even pretending to steal it, the Cooper liquid that Miss Edrose had been absorbed into her body and disappeared into the flowing pink algae.

“Hmm, good. I have a good feeling.” Have you finished the analysis already? That’s because each and every piece of mucus is a biological computer with analysis and fusion functions… … .

I sat on the bed and looked at Miss Edrose, who was sitting across from me with my cock upright. I wrapped my hands around the base of my cock and started shaking it as if I was masturbating. “Eh, Miss Edrose, then… … .”

I feel it now, but this is embarrassing. It’s my first public masturbation! It’s like masturbating in front of Miss Edrose with her mouth wide open.

When I masturbate, all thoughts and reason disappear, but when I look back, I always thought that masturbating was ugly.

With her legs spread, she barely covers it with both hands and desperately rubs it with all her might, a cock that is not suitable for a virgin’s body, sticking out straight past her navel and up to her chest… … .

It is more appropriate to say ‘serving the cock’ rather than ‘masturbation’. He becomes enthusiastic, as if he were worshiping his master or a god, and is doing good things to his dick as if it’s hard to breathe, and he’s so happy that I feel like I’m going crazy.

Showing it to others not only shows a sexual and shameful side, but it also feels like you are showing a subservient appearance that denigrates your own reason and is only loyal to the sexual desire and cock that dominates your mind.

Suddenly, that fact makes me depressed to the point where I can barely breathe. Tears well up in the corners of my eyes, and my vision becomes a little blurry…

Wow ───♡